Chapter 164: It's Hard to Coax a Girl (Sixth Update)
"Stinky Ye Fan, I know that you brought me here, you wait for me, wait for me next time I go back, I want to sue your mommy to know, I said you bullied me, hum."
Seeing Dong Xiaoyu's murderous eyes, Ye Fan took out his mobile phone with an innocent expression, and made a call to his brother Lin Jinhai.
"Hey, you kid come down and pick me up, I only know to come here, I don't know how to go up from there, I haven't been here for a long time, I forgot about it."
Ye Fan has been here before, so Ye Fan is very clear about how to get here, otherwise let Ye Fan drive over, drive all the way and ask all the way, then it is better not to come, there are not even a few people here, and when someone is asked, maybe it will be half a year later.
"Brother, where are you, I'll go down now, it's really a bit fast, you wait a minute."
Ye Fan: "I'm here, what's this called, you wait a minute, I'll take a look here first, why haven't I come for a long time, I forgot it." ”
While holding the mobile phone, while looking around, suddenly on the top of a mountain next to the intersection, there happened to be a cemetery that attracted Ye Fan, Ye Fan walked up the road, and there was a stone tablet on the cemetery, and the stone tablet read, The tomb of the descendants of the Li family.
Dong Xiaoyu followed Ye Fan's steps and walked up, originally thought that he was going to Lin Jinhai's place, but when he walked to it, he saw that Ye Fan actually ran to someone's cemetery, and when he ran to it, he stretched out his head to look at the stone tablet, and saw Ye Fan's move, which almost scared Dong Xiaoyu into tears.
Good to bring it or not, you actually brought me up here, and it is also to the location of the cemetery, the tomb pile of the cemetery is sealed with cement, and the surrounding area is not sealed, so it is overgrown with grass, if you don't look carefully, you really can't see that there is a tomb pile here.
After Ye Fan saw it clearly, he sat directly next to the cemetery with a butt, for the ancestors, he must be respected, although he is not his ancestor, but he must also be respected, but Ye Fan is sitting next to the tomb.
Later generations come to worship the ancestors, and when they are tired of walking, they will sit next to the tomb, which is normal, next to the tomb, which is equivalent to the door of the rural home.
"Lin Jinhai, I'm in this cemetery called the descendants of the Li family, you come down and find me."
Lin Jinhai: "Where are you?" I'm very close to you, and I'll be here soon, so just wait for me where you are. ”
"Okay."
Ye Fan hung up the phone, looked at Dong Xiaoyu, saw Dong Xiaoyu's body was a little scared, didn't understand what was wrong with Dong Xiaoyu, walked over, and took Dong Xiaoyu's hand.
As soon as he pulled his hand, Dong Xiaoyu was very angry and shook it off, and scolded Ye Fan: "You are embarrassed to ask, look, what kind of place did you bring me here, it doesn't matter if you brought me here, you even took me to this cemetery, what do you mean?" ”
"Whether it was intentional or not, I sue you, it's a big deal that I don't know you."
Ye Fan: "I didn't know if you were afraid of this, the girls I saw were very bold, and you were a policeman, I thought you weren't afraid?" ”
Dong Xiaoyu: "Hmph, I'm not afraid, it's not wrong that I'm a policeman, but I don't handle those murder cases." ”
Ye Fan: "Good, don't be angry, it's not the first time you've been angry today, you're a lot angry, you'll be old, be good, don't be angry, I'll see if my brother has a talking bird later, and I'll raise one for you." ”
Dong Xiaoyu: "Do you think I'm old?" ”
It's okay not to say it, but when I said it, Ye Fan was even more unreasonable, thinking, I said that it is easy to get old, and I don't mean that you are old, you actually think about the old place, I really don't know how to explain it, the more I explain, the more chaotic it is.
Seeing that he couldn't explain it in front of Dong Xiaoyu, Ye Fan could only look at the tomb pile of the cemetery where he was now, and said with an expression of begging you: "That, whether you are the ancestor of the Li family or any family, you can help me, what is the saying?" ”
"Fulfill a pair of karma, and win the creation of a seventh-level floating slaughter."
Dong Xiaoyu: "It's better to save a life than to create a seventh-level floating slaughter, isn't it a perfect pair of karma, stupid, was your language taught to you by the history teacher?" ”
When Dong Xiaoyu heard Ye Fan's words, he couldn't help laughing, and he no longer had the angry expression just now.
Seeing Dong Xiaoyu smiling, Ye Fan knew that it must be Dong Xiaoyu who was not angry with himself, and said to Dong Xiaoyu: "How about I tell you a joke?" ”
Dong Xiaoyu: "Don't, all you tell are lustful jokes, I remember the first time I met you, you were a pervert." ”
Ye Fan: "That, that, it's a pure misunderstanding, it's a pure misunderstanding." ”
"It's still a misunderstanding, I think you did it on purpose, don't explain it to me, explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth."
Ye Fan: ""
"Brother, I'm here, come up quickly."
Lin Jinhai shouted loudly from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, Ye Fan heard Lin Jinhai's cry, took Dong Xiaoyu's hand and immediately walked towards the mountain, walking very carefully.
Although there are many trees planted on the mountain, there are no trees planted in the position where I am standing now, because there are basically many cemeteries around my current position.
Where there are many tree plantings, there are definitely no weeds, because the trees planted a lot are basically artificially planted trees.
If the trees are planted artificially and the weeds grow around the trees, half of the fertilizer will be absorbed by the weeds, and the trees will only absorb half of it.
In this way, the gains outweigh the losses, so the grass has basically been removed, but the bottom of the mountain, and the small land where I am now walking has not been rented because of the large number of cemeteries. If no one plants trees, there will be no one to take care of them, no one to govern them, and of course there will be weeds growing all around.
After walking through those places where there were weeds, the pace of walking was much faster, and soon I reached the top of the mountain.
Lin Jinhai: "Hey, brother, okay, where did you kidnap the woman from a good family?" ”
Ye Fan: "you, am I like that kind of person?" ”
Lin Jinhai: "Like, very similar. ”
Ye Fan: "Are you underwhelmed?" ”
"Lead the way, you said there is a mountain for rent here, in that place, hurry up and take me there, I'm busy, I'm going back tomorrow."
Lin Jinhai: "How fast? Aren't you planning to spend a few more days here? I remember you used to love it. ”
"When you were here, you basically did the same thing every day, going fishing and running every morning, and chatting with beautiful women on the phone while grilling fish at night, why, now that you have beautiful women, you don't plan to live that kind of life?"
"Ye Fan, what's wrong with your eyes, why do you always blink somewhere? I have eye drops there, you come with me. ”
Dong Xiaoyu: "Ye Fan, is what he just said true?" ”
Ye Fan had an innocent expression on his face and said, "What are you talking about?" It's definitely not true, you see, where is there a fish pond here, how can I fish if there is no fish pond, and, you know, I am a good man, a good man, how can I talk to girls on the phone all day long? ”
Dong Xiaoyu: "Hmph, I see that your ears have not been twisted for too long." ”
"Ah......h
Seeing Ye Fan's ears twisted, Lin Jinhai ran faster than anyone else, what kind of fishing was he just now, chatting with a beautiful woman on the phone?
It's really true, but Lin Jinhai said it on purpose, why haven't he seen his brother for a long time, Lin Jinhai will definitely give a big gift to his good brother, but this gift is really big enough.
Ye Fan shouted injustice and said impossible, impossible, unfortunately, the ear was twisted for more than a minute, and then it was let go.
"The old lady is not finished with you, hum."
"Look at what, don't lead the way quickly, look at it, your brothers are gone."
"Oh, oh, I'll lead the way right away, I'll lead the way right away."
Ye Fan walked up as soon as he finished speaking, but Ye Fan walked, and from a distance, it seemed that it was faster than running, because Ye Fan was afraid that Dong Xiaoyu would regret it, and he would continue to twist his ears later.
After catching up with his brother Lin Jinhai, Ye Fan whispered in Lin Jinhai's ear: "You can do it, when you live there, I will tell my brother-in-law that you have private money." ”
Lin Jinhai looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said loudly: "Oh, it's a pity, your brother and daughter-in-law are pregnant, and now you go home to recuperate, but unfortunately, you can't go to her." ”
Ye Fan was surprised and said, "What, pregnant?" ”
"Yes, it's been more than six months, and the child will be born in a few months, and you should be an uncle."
"Uncle, you go slowly."
Ye Fan: "you, what uncle, I'm not old yet?" ”
Lin Jinhai: "Haha, I'm happy for you?" You became an uncle before you got married, didn't I get too excited? ”
"But then again, what does your daughter-in-law do, why is she so fierce, and I look at her as if she can do martial arts?"
Ye Fan: "Cut, what about martial arts, no matter how high the martial arts are, when I sleep, I don't have the final say?" ”
Lin Jinhai: "you, you kid, what kind of thoughts are these." ”
Lin Jinhai turned his head, looked at Dong Xiaoyu behind him, and said, "Sister-in-law, what delicacies do you like to eat?" ”
"I don't have anything here, it's just that there are a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas, you sue me, I'll let my dad go get some back."
In fact, this mountain and sea food is not the mountain and sea food in the restaurant, this mountain and sea food is the precious ingredients in the mountain, these ingredients are not very expensive, and the seafood refers to the fish in his fish pond, in Lin Jinhai's eyes, anyway, the fish that grow in the water are called seafood.
Dong Xiaoyu heard Lin Jinhai ask him what to eat, Dong Xiaoyu thought for a while, didn't think of what he wanted to eat, and said casually: "Anything." ”
Lin Jinhai: "Anything, that's okay, I'll tell my dad later." ”
However, before Lin Jinhai finished speaking, Ye Fan stretched out his foot and kicked towards Lin Jinhai, but fortunately, Lin Jinhai reacted and instantly dodged Ye Fan's foot.
scolded Ye Fan: "I said brother, what are you nervous about, are you being bullied too much by your sister-in-law, feeling uncomfortable, bullying my brother?" ”
Ye Fan: "Sister-in-law, what do you eat, I have delicacies from the mountains and seas here, and I also have gold, silver and jewelry?" (To be continued.) )