162: Diplomacy Goes Well!
Walking inside, Feng Xiaolazy saw that the conditions inside were not very good, and such a small number of thousands of people only set up a tent with only a ceiling.
The tent was inhabited by some wounded, old and weak women and children, holding in their hands the gnocchi soup that Feng Xiaolazy had drunk before, and drank it in small sips.
walked past the tent and followed Brother Guo for a while, only to see Zhang Jian, who was holding a machete, napping against a big stone.
Brother Guo was also not polite, and kicked him directly: "Lao Zhang, get up, the local tyrant next door has come to diplomacy." β
Zhang Jian snorted and turned over: "Don't make trouble, why doesn't Lao Tzu know that there can be neighbors in this place where birds don't?" β
Brother Guo continued to kick: "The wind is lazy~"
"Lie down! Don't mention these three words to Lao Tzu! If it weren't for her! Lao Tzu won't do it, no one can use it now! Zhang Jian felt so painful that he didn't even raise his eyelids.
No, she must have misheard! She hasn't done anything, why did she leave him unused?!
Brother Guo stepped on Zhang Jian's face with his foot and continued: "Hurry up and open your dog's eyes, Feng Xiaolazy is here again!" It is said that it is a diplomatic representative of the security zone. β
Zhang Jian was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes and saw Feng Xiaolazi's face with a somewhat subtle expression, and immediately pulled out a warm smile: "Long time no see!" How's it going? I want to die to you! β
"......" Hey! The person you didn't even want to hear the name just now was you! You're going to change your face now!
Zhang Jian is worthy of being the head of a base, and his thick skin is also characteristic, a carp stood up, held Lian Hua's hand with both hands, and waved his face cordially: "How is Lian Hua now?" Are you okay? Old Man Zhang is talking about you every day. Don't be in a hurry to leave today, let's catch up on the old days! β
Lian Hua turned his face to look at Feng Xiaolazy with a blank face.
Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly snatched his hand back: "Practice well!" By the way, do you want to come to our safe zone, where you have food to eat and meat to eat! β
"Uh, take refuge?" Zhang Jian frowned, "We are also a base!" The alliance can, and there is no need to talk about it. β
"...... "With such a large wave of malnourished and difficult to discipline people, she doesn't really want to take over, okay?" Okay. Alliances are alliances! Why don't you stay with your allies for a few days? β
Zhang Jian rubbed his hands: "Don't eat a meal to celebrate!" Congratulations? β
"......!" What does that pause mean? She's in a hurry to deliver food, isn't she?
Thereupon. The first stop of Feng Xiaolazi's diplomacy was successfully completed.
Of course, if she brings her own food to diplomacy, it is estimated that she is also setting a precedent.
Cooked several large pots of vegetable porridge. After distributing it. Zhihua's face is not so ugly when he looks up and down the base.
Although I feel very lost. But seeing them sucking the vegetable porridge, they were about to be moved to make a promise.
Forget it, cannibalism has a short mouth, and she won't let her in the door next time you see her, right? Or speak ill of her in front of her, right?
Feng Xiaolazy thought so. With their hands behind their backs, they walked casually among the group. There will always be people who will praise her when they are grateful! If you lose food, it's okay to let her earn some spiritual food!
"The base captain is amazing! I can actually let Lianhua and them give us food! β
"Yes! Lian Hua is really in a hurry, and he will send out the food at this time! β
"Stupid! If it's not a person, how can there be a person's IQ? β
Depend on! That's what they thought!!
Feng Xiaolazi's face darkened, and he snatched the bowl from the hands of the two people who spoke: "Lie down!" You'd better go and drink the gnocchi soup! β
Feng Xiaolazy took two steps, feeling still uneasy, turned around and walked back, raised his foot and kicked them in the face: "Don't drink gnocchi soup!" Eat! β
After kicking a few times, she felt a little more comfortable, poured the porridge in the bowl, and covered the bowl in their faces, and then turned around and went back to find Lianhua.
Hum! These people know that Lian Hua is not a person, so they don't know how to trick him and deceive him! Go back and be a grass protector! Don't do this thankless thing again!
When she walked back quickly, she saw several people around Lian Hua, who was taking out all kinds of high-tech products from his pocket.
"Lian Hua, what is the production principle of this high-frequency particle gun......
"Lian Hua, how did you derive the specific molecular formula of light energy defense last time......?"
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Sure enough, he is deceiving Lianhua! Feng Xiaolazy ran forward in three steps and two steps, dragged Lian Hua behind her, and looked at the group of people vigilantly: "What do you want to do!" β
"I didn't want to do anything......"
"Why don't you want to do anything around Lianhua?"
"Let's communicate with each other!"
"!" When will the old lady believe?
The group looked at each other, turned around and left.
"Wait!" Feng Xiaolazy raised his hand and said, "Put down the things in your hands for me!" β
The group of people wilted, silently put down the things in their hands, looked at them reluctantly, and then left.
Feng Xiaolazy began to doubt himself while motioning for Lian Hua to put things away. With such a group of people with wrong views, is it really good to pull back to the safe zone?
Although Lian Hua didn't understand why, he still silently put away the things all over the ground. Those people are all old man Zhang's protΓ©gΓ©s, assistants and the like, and they are still very good to him, why is the little lazy so angry?
In this way, the Zhihua base finished eating, and the camp was ready to set off to join the allies.
I walked for three days and two nights, and I was very unhappy along the way! After all, she was the one who was wronged......
Finally, in the distance, I saw a huge downhill slope, which had been dug up by the people in the safe zone......
At this time, there are still people digging there.
How kind it is! Along the way, the bad mood that was disgusted by the people of Zhihua Base was instantly dissipated.
"Xu Hua! I am back! β
Xu Hua, who was directing his subordinates to dig ashes, stood there in ashes, and looked up when he heard the words: "Come back, you'll be back, why do you have to line up to welcome ......"
Lie down! Didn't they go out with two people? Didn't you say you were going to visit the base next door? Why do you feel that she has visited all the people from other bases?!
"Zhang Jian! See! Our Safe Zone Chief! Feng Xiaolazy pointed at Xu Hua and introduced Zhang Jian. See? The mayors of our security zones are so hard and simple!
Zhang Jian looked at Xu Hua and looked down at himself, hmm...... The safety zone is really not a big place, and even the district chief has to come out to dig up ashes, so it shouldn't be just two or three kittens, right?
Xu Hua patted the ashes on his body and signaled his subordinates to continue digging, if you don't dig, you can't do it, the supermarket won't give you food! And the further you go, the lower the purchase price of this volcanic ash!
"Xiao lazy, are you being escorted back, or do you like so many people to come together for a return visit to Zhihua Base?" (To be continued.) )
PS: Again...... Late.