161: You're Blind! Your whole family is blind!
I ran like this for a long time, and the sand and rocks were flying, and the sky was dark......
Well, it's dark mainly because it's getting dark......
Finally, in the middle of the moon, Feng Xiaolazy saw a shadowy figure from a distance.
The three men running under the flying carpet rushed over excitedly, shouting as they ran: "Quick! There are bad guys! ”
"......" They robbed it first, right? She hadn't condemned them for being bad people, so why did they sue first! Do you want face?
With the shouts of the three men, the group of shadowy figures also quickly moved. They put the three men in their faces, and then quickly pointed their weapons at the wind and lazy them.
"Stop!" A low snort.
"It's me! Wind lazy! Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly reported her name, they should know her name!
As it turned out, it was indeed recognized, because someone below was shouting.
"That wind lazy who didn't have a body after he died?"
"That Lian Hua's lover is lazy?"
"Lie down! Can't let them in! Alert, vigilance! ”
“……”
What! It's easy for them to lose her sweet baby with such an attitude!
However, they clearly didn't want her as a baby, and had already gathered a bunch of people and stood there with weapons.
Of course, if the wind is lazy, it is okay to fly in, but ...... She's here for diplomacy?!
So, she thought for a while, motioned for Lian Hua to lower the flying carpet, and then stood in front of the team with loaded guns. With a sweet smile, he raised his hands to show that he had no weapons: "Hello everyone, Lian Hua and I are here this time to communicate harmoniously on behalf of our safe zone." ”
The group still didn't mean to welcome, and some even said, "The robot is here too!" Fast! Call more people! ”
The human wall has thickened again......
Feng Xiaolazy covered his chest, only felt that his heart was congested and he couldn't breathe, and the baby felt a little aggrieved...... With such a little person, if she and Lian Hua really want to conquer by force, it is a matter of minutes, right? Are these people stupid?
The confrontation lasted for a while, and the wind was lazy. Nor is it the way to go. Could it be that her first diplomatic mission had ended in failure?
Wipe! How could she have such a big failure in her life?!
So, she stepped forward and tried to influence the group with a sincere smile.
"Is it too dark so you don't see clearly, I'm a little lazy! The lovely one! ”
"......" towards Nyima! Cute you paralyzed! The Zhihua base is said to be a quarrel between you and your man. And then half of the combat effectiveness was lost. It is said that half of the base is paralyzed.
Feng Xiaolazy looked at them and didn't react. Hurriedly asked Lian Hua to turn on a flashlight and leaned his face over: "Look! I! Beautiful, beautiful and gentle wind lazy! ”
...... "Hehe, do you dare to take a mirror to look at your current appearance?" Does it have anything to do with being beautiful, beautiful and gentle?! It's the middle of the night. If you weren't mentally prepared, you would be scared out of the urine!
Feng Xiaolazy saw that they still didn't react, wondered, stood up straight and said to himself, "Is it because they are all blind?" ”
...... "You're blind, your whole family is blind!"
Such a quiet confrontation was not broken until a familiar figure of Feng Xiaolazy walked over.
"Brother Guo, Brother Guo!" Feng Xiaolan waved his hands to let him see himself, "Here!" Over here! ”
Brother Guo, who had just gotten up to change shifts, was taken aback by this enthusiastic call, and was stunned, only then did he see the situation clearly, and beckoned a man over and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The man touched his head: "That scourge wind is here!" ”
"......" she heard, hey! Don't you dare to speak ill of others!
Brother Guo was calm, wiped his face away from everyone and stepped forward: "Yo, what are you doing here?" ”
He thought that if there was nothing necessary, Lian Hua, the fuse of the time bomb following the trend and the lazy man, should not come in.
"Brother Guo! I'm here for diplomacy on orders! Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly took out a diplomatic letter from his pocket that he had written on the flying carpet last night, "Look! Diplomatic letters! ”
...... "Yo, you're paralyzed, I've never seen your handwriting?!" The banner of the Lianhua noodle stall is seen almost every day!! That crooked elementary school student font, no one can imitate it, okay?
Scratching her face, Feng Xiaolazy also felt a little embarrassed, but no matter how ugly her words were, they were better than Lianhua's hand and the printed black font No. 4!
Brother Guo looked at the letter handed to him under his nose, his face twitched, he took the letter silently, and he didn't open it, he stuffed it into his pocket in disgust and looked at Feng Xiaolazy and said, "What's the point?" ”
"Key ......" yelled, Lin Weiran asked her to come to diplomacy, and didn't give her a key point, why did she come? Wipe...... Can you not be so in life!
"Huh?" Brother Guo's chin rested on the top of his hoe, "Diplomacy always has a purpose, don't you just say hello?" ”
"Uh...... Did you eat breakfast? ”
"Well, do you want a treat?"
"Isn't diplomacy your business?"
Brother Guo smiled, nodded, and said to the man next to him: "Go, bring some food to these two diplomats!" ”
Belch...... That's resolutely not letting them in, isn't it? Forget it! When this baby wants to come?
The wind pursed his lips and waited for breakfast.
After a while, the man brought two bowls of light brown soup to the two of them.
"This is breakfast?" Feng Xiaolazy pointed to the strange liquid and questioned, "You can call breakfast without a poached egg?" ”
"Huh...... What is a poached egg, haven't heard of it. Guo Gepi didn't smile.
"...... "Well, she didn't mean to pull hatred, mainly because Lianhua fried poached eggs for her." Take a sip and say, what if the soup is not disrespectful?
"Poof! What kind of soup is this! After taking a sip, Feng Xiaolazy couldn't hold back, and squirted out all of them, "Why are you so sassy!" ”
"Heh, have you ever heard of sheep dung soup?"
...... "Evil! Can she throw up?
"What are you spitting on, I can't find sheep dung now! This is gnocchi soup! We ran for five days to dig up the edible soil! Poached egg? Do you want to fuck off?! ”
"Has it come to this point?"
"Or else? We're pretty good! At least they are all still alive, and the other small bases, a group of people died from the earthquake, a group of people died from aftershocks, a group died from volcanic eruptions, a group died of starvation after the eruption, and a group died of a group of people who ate human flesh and got sick, and now they are almost dead. ”
"Oh...... Do you want to come to our safe zone, there is something to eat! ”
Brother Guo squinted his eyes and glanced at Lianhua, as if he thought of the noodle stall and supermarket that had been in business for a few days, and finally let the people behind him make a way out: "Let's go, talk to Lao Zhang." (To be continued.) )
PS: Play with my mom to grab red envelopes, and then I ...... Lost completely! My heart is so cold!