Chapter 274 of the text volume The monkey is drunk

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I drove with Nangong Yan to find a famous restaurant and ate a lot of food. The so-called cuisine, as the name suggests in Chinese, means 'processing', and in Japanese it means 'dish'.

In a word, there is not enough to eat, and a large table of all kinds of beautiful looking small plates is like an art exhibition, but unfortunately the little thing in each plate is not enough to feed the cat.

Not only is it not enough to eat, but it is also uncomfortable to sit, sitting cross-legged on the tatami mat will squeeze the stomach, Su Ming thought to himself that it is better to squat and eat......

"You taste it, really, the taste of his sashimi is very special, it is definitely a penny for the price......" Nangong used small silver chopsticks to sandwich a piece of sashimi as thin as a cicada's wing, dipped it in a little wasami, and put it on a small lacquerware plate in front of Su Ming.

Su Ming didn't know how the goods were, but the price was quite expensive, anyway, Su Ming had also eaten a lot of big restaurants with Zhao Yun, and in terms of price, this restaurant was more than enough.

After tasting it, Su Ming suddenly smiled: "Don't you think this taste is familiar?" Su Ming often eats fish in Shuijun Lake, and he is very familiar with the taste of fish raised with Tai Sui water.

"No, it won't!" Nangong Yan's eyes widened, she took a small piece without dipping it in any seasoning, put it in her mouth and tasted it carefully.

"I can't be wrong, there is no semicolon for fish with this taste in the whole city, except for Shuijun Lake." Su Ming said.

"It's too much!" Nangong Yan slapped her chopsticks on the table and said angrily: "It's black tuna on the menu!" ”

Black tuna is commonly known as black pomfret, and not many people know these two names, but its Chinese name 'bluefin tuna', or 'tuna', is a household name.

This fish is fatty and nutritious, and has always been used as an excellent ingredient for sashimi. At the same time, due to overfishing, the number is becoming scarce. Prices are also soaring.

The big table ordered by Nangong is the most expensive black tuna sashimi on this plate.

But there are four big fish and black fish in the lake, and there is a hairy black tuna? If it is really as Su Ming said, the sashimi in front of him comes from some kind of fish in the Shuijun Lake. Then this restaurant is stealing beams and changing pillars to deceive consumers.

"Forget it, it's just a little money, there is no need to be unpleasant when you come out to eat." Su Ming stopped Nangong Yan, who was about to go to the store's theory.

It's just a few hundred dollars. It doesn't matter, it tastes good anyway. He was a little curious about the fillet of the fake black tuna.

It stands to reason that the meat quality of black tuna, regardless of color or texture, is a little different from that of the four big fish and black fish, which can be seen at a glance by connoisseurs, and even senior foodies like Nangong Yan can easily identify it.

The shop probably used some clever slicing technique to make the two types of fish look similar.

The key is the taste, if it weren't for Su Ming's familiarity with the fish in Shuijun Lake, he would have almost been deceived. Nangong Yan didn't notice it at first. It wasn't until Su Ming reminded me that I found out.

"If I knew this, I might as well catch two fish from your water army lake and eat them." Nangong Yan blinked her eyes wide, and said with a serious look: "Instead of letting these profiteers make money, it is better for you to simply open a restaurant, anyway, the fish in Shuijun Lake taste so good, you must not worry about no customers." ”

"I want to open a big restaurant too!" Su Ming shrugged: "But there's no money!" ”

There is no money to open a big restaurant, and the money to buy and buy is still very sufficient, so I went to Wanda Plaza in the afternoon. Now that the economy is declining, Wanda Plaza, except for places to eat. The rest of the stores are more waiters than customers, Su Ming and the two of them occupy a whole half floor, and after walking around, Su Ming bought a watch. Nangong bought a bag, and after it came out, the two of them always felt weird, as if something was wrong.

"I bought a watch today......" Su Ming muttered.

"I bought a bag today......" Nangong muttered as he sat in the passenger seat.

The two turned their heads at the same time, looked at each other, and exclaimed in unison: "This is too funny!" ”

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Early the next morning. As soon as Su Ming arrived at the office, Sister Tong knocked on the door from the outside and came in, and Xiao Hou, the keeper of Monkey Mountain, followed behind, with her head down and twisting.

Su Ming looked at their appearance and knew that something was wrong with Bacheng, "What's the matter, Sister Tong, you sit, Xiaohou, you also sit." ”

Xiaohou glanced at Sister Tong a little nervously, and Sister Tong glared: "If you say it, just say fight, how can such a big man look like a girl." ”

"Deputy Director, I made a mistake in my work...... You criticize me......" Xiao Hou said with his head down.

"You haven't said anything yet, how can you criticize the leader! Besides, the deputy director is not the kind of unreasonable person! Sister Tong said on the side.

Su Ming understood that this little Hou Bacheng had done something wrong, the last meeting, announced the new regulations of the zoo, emphasized the work discipline, Xiao Hou was afraid of being punished, and pulled Sister Tong to intercede with him.

Xiao Hou usually has a good work attitude and is a responsible person, Su Ming is not in a hurry to blame him, he asked about the situation first, and then he knew that it was Monkey Mountain and the gibbon area that made trouble again.

Last time, the gibbons collectively wanted to commit suicide and petition, and Su Ming went to solve it. It didn't take long for the two sides to become unpeaceful again, and Xiaohou only felt that he had betrayed the trust of the leader and failed to do a good job.

"Wait, I'll take a look first." Su Ming is very strange, so dignified, what is the trouble? Didn't you take the gibbons into the mountains all night last time, and they also had a fun with the monkeys and competed in sake brewing, and as a result, a lot of sake brewing fruit was wasted.

Coming to Monkey Mountain, those white-browed gibbons really lay on the cage again, yelling in the direction of Monkey Mountain, but this time it was better, there was no need to commit suicide by hitting the wall.

Seeing Su Ming coming, the gibbons screamed even harder, shook the cage vigorously, grinned at the monkey mountain opposite, and some even gestured indiscriminately.

Su Ming used his spiritual power to test it slightly, and the group of gibbons seemed to have been greatly wronged.

"Huh? How did the monkeys offend you? Su Ming was stunned.

Last time the gibbon went crazy, the monkeys on the opposite side were watching the excitement, but at this time, the monkey mountain was deserted, and there was no lively energy of the usual monkeys playing everywhere, and there were only a few scattered monkeys in the huge monkey mountain, lying lazily on the ground, one by one, with their bellies facing the sky, as if they were going to die. Most of the monkeys are missing, and they are probably hiding in caves of the Monkey Mountain.

Today's weather is good, the sun is warm, the monkey is not in the habit of sleeping lazy, if it was the usual weather, he would have run out to play everywhere, basking in the sun, catching lice and catching lice, flirting with sisters. The deserted situation in front of us is obviously not in line with the characteristics of the monkey group.

The keeper Xiao Hou only noticed the abnormal movement of the white-browed gibbon at first, but he didn't pay attention to Monkey Mountain, and at this time, he followed Su Ming to take a look behind him and found that something was wrong.

"Deputy Director, I'll go to Monkey Mountain to have a look." Xiao Hou hurriedly asked for battle, if something happened to Monkey Mountain, he, the administrator, really couldn't say it, and it was useless for anyone to intercede. And there is also a national treasure-level Qinling golden snub-nosed monkey in the Monkey Mountain, if this little guy has three long and two short, it will be a big liability accident.

Speaking of which, Xiao Hou is also quite depressed, he has always been diligent in his work, never stealing and playing tricks, good and decent, why is there an abnormality on both sides of Monkey Mountain and the gibbon?

"No, it's none of your business, it's not up to you. Okay, you can go ahead, I'll go down to Monkey Mountain and take a look. "Su Ming estimates that this eighty percent is related to the 'contradiction' between the gibbons and the monkey group, which is beyond the ability of ordinary breeders, and Xiaohou cannot be blamed.

Entering the Monkey Mountain from the keeper's entrance, Su Ming strode towards a macaque lying on a big rock and drying its belly. Macaques usually have a smart force, and usually do not wait for someone to approach, as long as they find someone, they jump and escape in the morning.

But until Su Ming walked up, the macaque didn't notice it, it was like a pig, with its belly facing the sky, its face was as red as its buttocks, and it actually fell asleep, and it made a very slight snoring sound, first-class bubbles appeared at the corners of its mouth, and saliva flowed out.

"I'll go, which tourist is so bored and feeds the monkeys to drink?" After getting closer, Su Ming smelled a strong smell of wine from the macaque, feeling that this guy was drunk!

The same is true of the other monkeys lying on the ground, all drunk, sleeping soundly and sweetly, and drooling outward.

Walking to the monkey mountain to take a look, as expected, the rest of the monkeys were all drunk in the cave, and the old monkey king also put a bamboo tube that had been overturned......

Su Ming picked up the bamboo tube and smelled it, and there was a smell of wine inside. It doesn't look like tourists feed the monkeys wine, but rather like the monkeys steal the wine themselves.

"Monkey wine is ready?" Su Ming sniffed it carefully, and the wine in the bamboo tube was not the same as the monkey wine. The previous monkey wine was a low-alcohol wine, and the degree was about the same as ordinary wine, but the wine in the bamboo tube was close to the low-alcohol liquor.

Primates are good at drinking, and it's normal for monkeys to like to drink, where can you get so much liquor? Could it really be that these guys wandered out in the middle of the night, swept through a certain tobacco and alcohol supermarket, and when they came back, they ate alone and didn't give it to the gibbon, so the gibbon was angry?

"Don't sleep, don't sleep." Su Ming lifted the old monkey king up and shook it, this guy is too unrighteous, you go to the tobacco and alcohol supermarket, just know how to steal alcohol, why don't you know how to bring a few good cigarettes back?

The old monkey king was woken up by Su Ming, with sleepy eyes open, grinning at Su Ming and revealing a few yellow teeth, and then slipped down the wall like a puddle of mud.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! "There was the angry cry of a gibbon from behind, and the sound of smashing a cage.

"What? Stealing your wine? Su Ming was stunned. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet

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