I walked into the noisy hall slowly, looked at the clown sitting on the high platform, and looked at the familiar and unfamiliar onlookers around me, and couldn't help but sigh. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's a supervillain's annual feast!" Deadpool sighed and said what he wanted to say: "Hehe, you said that if you put a nuclear bomb here now, will the whole world be truly peaceful?" ”

Xiang looked at Deadpool with disdain, and said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, "Can you pay attention to your own identity, you are working for the bad guys now!" How do you want to kill your employer? Is there a bit of work ethic? Also, I'm also a badass, literally, do you think I'm going to let you drop a bomb here? ”

"I think you will! Because if you change to a clown, you will definitely agree to such a fun thing. Deadpool threw the disfigured little policeman in his arms to the ground, looked left and right, and then pointed to a big man with five big and three thick and said arrogantly: "Who is that!" That scrap wood! Get this kid down and get a doctor! ”

"Red Boy! Who do you call scrapwood? The big man pressed the knuckles of his fingers and said with a fierce eye. Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, raised his foot and kicked at the big man's face, and when the big man lay down on the ground, Deadpool swung his body and walked to the big man's side, grabbed the big man's clothes and said, "Scrap, I'm talking about you!" Now you have two options, the first is to go to the doctor with him, and the second is that I kill you and then change the scrap to go to the doctor with him. ”

"First! First! The big man said in horror, his expression at the moment did not have a trace of ferocity, and fear filled his eyes.

Deadpool let go of his hand, spread his hands in the direction and said, "Bad guy now! The quality really doesn't work! Before I could exert myself, he threw in the towel. Oh, my God! Isn't there a durable one? ”

"Jack! You're finally here! My dear brother, I found a fun thing, do you want to play it! Seriously, it's so cool to be in control of a person's life and death, and if I had the chance, I think I'd be a dedicated Grim Reaper! "The clown came down from the platform at some point.

Rolling his eyes, he said to Deadpool, "I think you'll soon feel too much to fight, I hope you don't kneel on the ground and call Mommy!" ”

After talking to Deadpool about these words, Xiang pushed away the clown who wanted to hug him, and said with an unhappy face: "Jack, tell you, if it weren't for the fact that I found a fun toy, I would have shot you right now!" ”

The clown didn't care about the direction of the move, looked around, and said with some curiosity: "What do you mean?" Isn't your toy Batman? What, he's coming? Wasn't he thrown into prison by that masked guy from Bane? ”

"Nope! I'm not talking about the toy, haven't you noticed that this is a particularly interesting toy? "Direction put your mind at ease, at least now that you know that Batman is not dead, according to the routine, you only need to buy time for Batman's return.

"What do you mean? Are you really going to blow up here? Deadpool was surprised, and it seemed that if he said yes in the direction, he would dare to go and find the bomb.

It's a pity that the direction is not so frustrating, and if you don't think about these supervillains, you have to think about the people around you, and he means: "I mean, dear brother, what's the point of judging those ordinary ordinary people?" Everyone here is guilty! We can make these people fight like wild beasts like the Colosseum in ancient Rome, don't you think that scene is particularly beautiful? ”

"Good idea, brother! But how do you make them angry? ”

"They had friction with each other, and, besides, dear brother, if we talk about the art of language, I don't think anyone can be more powerful than you!" The direction flattered the clown a little.

Obviously, the younger brother's sycophant made the clown flutter, and after laughing and patting the direction on the shoulder, the clown walked back to the high platform.

"Oh! Dear colleagues, let's not judge those ordinary ordinary people for the time being, in this carnival of villains, let's talk about ourselves! Oh! Dear Mr. Scarface (Note 1) I know you have a very bad temper, but have you ever thought that you are just a personality created by someone, and the old Arnold Veysk, who has always been disliked by you, is your real master, and you are just a puppet controlled by others. ”

Speaking of this, the clown paused, and then moved his gaze to a terrifying mud-like object: "Oh! I'm a big fan of yours, but I have to say that the villainous character you're playing now is disgusting, don't ask me who told me, I won't tell you that Freeze (Note 3) has laughed at you countless times. ”

"Oh! How can I forget you! Mr. Black Mask, who was once as rich as the billionaire Bruce Wayne (Note 4), your deeds make us sad, really! But I have a question for you, is it because your father's coffin was made that you don't let people look at your face? It seems that you have always loved your father! I'm afraid he'll beat you all over your body. ”

"Oh! Mad Hatter Mr. Tek (Note 5): Do you still have your hat? I love the style of your hat, really, very much, but what, I heard that because of your hat, you lost your Alice? Ay! Who can give our Mr. Tek a copy of Alice, he needs to sit there and wait for the one he loves. ”

"Mr. Killer Crocodile (Note 6), I've always wanted a real crocodile, and the Penguin Man told me before he died, you know where there is! Oh! By the way, when he was dying and repenting, he told me that when you were in junior high school, the three people who bullied you were actually pranks on you by him and the scarecrow, haha! If you don't believe it, the scarecrow will come in a while, you can ask him! ”

"Oh! How could I have forgotten you! Dear Miss Poison Ivy (Note 7), you are so beautiful and cold-blooded, we have so many things in common, such as love of peace, love of nature, and ...... They all killed their biological fathers! You are luckier than me, you have a selfless mother, and my dear brother and I must kill both! Because they always hit us, see the scar on my face? This is their masterpiece, oh! By the way, and my chemical-soaked face, what about you? Why did you kill your father? It can't be because of the usual quarrels, right? As a friendly reminder, Catwoman is also very gossipy sometimes. “

Direction stood in the corner, watching the clown collude with the deepest and most painful memories of each villain, and finding a corresponding opponent for them. The direction has to sigh.

"Mr. J is so cool! I love him to death! Of course, this sentence was not spoken by the direction, but by his "sister-in-law" Harry Quinn. Of course, the direction agrees with the first half of Harley Quinn, which may be why there are so many DC Comics villains, and Joker, a guy who has no superpowers and is not high in force, has always been in the top three.

And, listening to the clown say the names of these villains one by one, to be honest, it makes Xiang Xiang, a guy who likes to read comics, feel like a gluttonous feast.

"Yes! I think this chapter might as well be called "The Gathering of Supervillains"! It's very well on the theme! Deadpool, who didn't dare to be lonely, also joined in the fun at this time, saying things that he couldn't understand in the direction.

ps: All the notes in this are the supervillains that have appeared in the Batman world. To be honest, if you were to tell every supervillain on the scene, it would probably be impossible to finish three or four chapters. Does anyone like it? If you like it, I'll come back to a few more paragraphs in the next chapter. By the way, interested friends can check out these villains, their backgrounds are quite interesting, which is much better than what Marvel has done.