Chapter 19: That's it?
Deadpool nimbly dodged the punches that came at him, and from time to time he pulled out his twin guns or swords to counterattack. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hi dear friend, you must be wondering why I was the first to appear! That's because I finally bought the guy who bought the codeword, and from today on, I'm the protagonist! "Deadpool slashes off the head of a big man with a sword.
"Just kidding! But I still feel like I should be the main character, and I even have my own series of movies! What does he have? He wasn't even worth a penny! Shhhhh Deadpool casually fired a shot at the man coming at him.
"Of course, this world is unfair, I'm so cute, I'm even willing to sacrifice my ass for art, but there's no way, who made me not a Chinese!"
Direction and the Joker hid in the corner, looking at Deadpool who was still babbling in the fight between the supervillains, and Direction couldn't help but ask, "What's crazy about this guy?" ”
The clown shrugged his shoulders, looked at the chaotic scene with great interest, and said, "Whatever the hell, what a beautiful scene this is!" Honey, go get me a bucket of popcorn, I don't like it, but this kind of situation, if you don't have popcorn in your hand, it seems like we have no respect for them. ”
"Look at the three men hiding in the corner, they're all cowards! Why do they have more roles than mine? The baby is very unhappy! Deadpool jumped into the air and drew his knife from behind his back, splitting the man in his way in half.
"Yay! Score a point! Look at the scene just now, we don't have children under the age of eighteen here! Oh! By the way, we are a gathering place for bad guys, and bad guys don't take children. The clown shook his body, and it could be seen that he was very happy with the scene he had made.
"Little Pudding! Your popcorn is here! By the way, I also bought a few Cokes and a few small stools, should we sit down and eat while watching? "Harley Quinn really bought the popcorn back.
"Look what they're doing now! I'm here desperately trying to kill these crumbs, they're eating popcorn, oh my! I don't know how much butter they added! This is a serious question, really! Eh..... I seem to understand why I can't be the main character anymore! The author hates butter! That's why he hates me too! Deadpool burst into flames, dismembering the entire crowd that lunged at him with a speed that was hard to see with the naked eye.
"Oh my God, he's so cruel, little pudding, I'm scared, only with your kiss can I recover, muster up courage." Harley Quinn leaned on the clown's shoulder with a flushed face and said in a sweet voice. The clown laughed, didn't say much, and kissed Harley Quinn on the lips.
Xiang Xiang sat expressionlessly eating popcorn, rolled his eyes helplessly, and secretly thought to himself: "Ma Dan, is it also a respect for this big drama to abuse single dogs?" Woof! ”
"Tell me, what are you going to do when you rescue that little policeman? Do you want to train him to be your follower? The clown turned his head, let go of the Harley Quinn who was lying on the ground with a sweet smirk, and said in a casual tone.
Xiang glanced at the fierce battle scene in front of him, shook his head, and said in the same chatting tone: "No! I'm going to make this kid a superbadass. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. I wanted to make him a guy with a difficult choice, a man with a two-faced personality, and I had the name in mind, two-faced. Didn't half of his face be ruined? ”
The clown nodded, looked in the direction with interest, and said, "That's a good idea, but can you tell us more about what the two-faced person in your heart looks like?" ”
"Look! They actually started chatting! In this kind of scene, the two clowns actually started chatting! Did they think they were watching a Green Lantern movie? Depend on! Could it be that my performance is not good-looking? Damn it! What am I talking about, how did I become an actor? Deadpool was a little angry, and he inserted his twin swords back and pulled out his twin guns.
"Two-face, a man who hovers between good and sinister, any decision he makes is made by flipping a coin. He's not a good guy and he's not a bad guy. He can save the city or destroy it, as long as he sees the coin in that direction. Xiang frowned, and told him what he knew about the two-faced personality, and to be honest, when he started to speak, he realized that this additional condition was even more difficult than the main task this time.
The clown nodded thoughtfully, stood up, moved his shoulders and said, "Dear brother and baby, should we also play a little bit?" Being an audience is never as happy as being an actor, although being an actor is quite tiring. With that, he pulled out his throwing knife and rushed forward.
The direction also moved his body, he actually wanted to see how powerful he was, the worlds he had experienced before, only "Inception" let him show it, and the other time and space either couldn't be beaten directly, or people knew that their force was too low, so people played with intelligence. And now, it's a good look at how far I've come in my normal state.
"Hey! Dude, your opponent is me! The direction stopped a big man who pressed a girl to the ground and hammered it, and said lightly.
"Okay!" Dahan laughed evilly, wiped the blood from his face, turned to the direction and said, "Brother Clown, you don't hide behind the clown and drink milk......" Before Dahan finished speaking, the direction of the foot appeared on his face.
Looking at the big man who fell to the ground, he shrugged his shoulders and said to himself: "It seems that you can't find little minions, you have to try those super villains." After saying that, the direction left without looking back. And not long after the direction left, the woman who was beaten to the ground by the big man stood up, trembled and walked to the fainting big man, picked up the iron rod beside him, and inserted it into the center of the big man's eyebrows.
The direction didn't know this, he was already fighting a guy who looked very much like a crocodile at this time, and sure enough, a villain with a name like this could go with him for a few rounds, and those little minions had found the wrong direction from the beginning.
"Clown brother, I didn't expect your strength to be so high! It's not like your brother! The killer crocodile shook its neck and said with a cruel smile on its face.
Xiang shrugged his shoulders, threw a punch with his hand, knocked the killer crocodile back a few steps and said, "There are many things you don't know, for example, I am now called Lei Fengxia!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes! He said it so many times, and none of you called him that! Deadpool suddenly appeared, slashed off the head of the killer crocodile with a sword, and said.
"Don't look at me like that! I'm just here to tell you that your brother went to that little cop with the madness potion I brought from my world, what do you want to do? ”
"Oh! Is this the end of this chapter? ”