Fans were anxious enough, but Lin Feng was fiddling with his mobile phone with a leisurely face, as if he was chatting with someone, and he didn't show a lewd/trivial smile on his face. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"I'll go, when will Lin Feng still be chatting with people."

"I want to know more, what is he talking about, so obscene."

"Haha, maybe I'm flirting with my sister!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Lin is crazy, get up and fight!"

"Actually, I don't think you need to worry, have you forgotten Lin Feng's other identity?"

"What kind of identity, Lin Feng's identity is not too much!"

"O father of the joke! Lin Feng is the ancestor of the joke world, Liu Wei's talk show is made up of jokes to put it bluntly, and playing jokes, Lin Feng is the grandfather, afraid of wool! ”

"Yes, Lin Feng hacked the Chinese men's football team for three days in a row, and the joke was not repeated!"

"That's right, I forgot that Lin Feng still told jokes, in addition, Lin Feng's cross talk is also first-class, looking at it this way, there is really no need to be afraid of losing to Cao Wei and Liu Wei."

"If Lin Feng worked hard, he might win, but this thing has been playing with his mobile phone to win a yarn, and his popularity has dropped another million ......"

Just when fans were swiping the screen to leave messages, Lin Feng seemed to have finally finished the matter in his hand and glanced up at the live broadcast screen.

"People seem to be concerned about what I'm doing." Lin Feng smiled and continued: "Actually, I was about to share it with you, just now I was chatting with Teacher Yu Qian, he posted a circle of friends saying that he was bitten by a dog, I told him that it was okay, and soon you will become a mad dog man!" ”

"Poof......

"Mad Dog!!"

"Holy, laugh!"

"I can't catch it!"

"Inexplicable joy!"

"I seem to know Teacher Yu's expression when he sees this."

"I was bitten by a spider and became Spider-Man, and when I was bitten by a dog, I became Mad Dogman, and I took it."

Lin Feng didn't finish his words, and continued: "I'm thinking, after I finish the second season of "Superman", should I create another "Mad Dogman" comic, so that Mr. Yu can become the superhero of his dreams. ”

"Speaking of Mr. Yu's dream, in fact, it is very sad, Mr. Yu's family has three brothers, but when Mr. Yu was a child, his father made less money, and he was able to buy two pants, Mr. Yu can only stay at home, I think the word left-behind children may be invented by Mr. Yu and their family, because they can't wear pants for a long time, so Mr. Yu's dream when he was a child was to have a pair of pants of his own, and show off that he has pants."

"So, you know the source of my inspiration when I created "Superman", yes, it came from Mr. Yu's dream, he thought that he would show off all day long when he could wear pants in the future, so my Superman always wears pants outside."

"Poof......

"Mad Dogman! Underwear wears outside! I've laughed and knelt down......"

"I'll go, this is the rhythm of the counterattack!"

"666, I started to fight back invisibly, and I deserve to be the ancestor of the joke world."

"Poor Teacher Yu, if you are not at the scene, you will be ridiculed!"

"Mad Dog! This idea is good, if it is drawn, I will definitely support it! ”

"Sure enough, Lin Feng won't admit defeat and start fighting back!!"

"It's still Lin Feng's joke that is more natural, and it invisibly brought me into the story."

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, it's funny......"

Lin Feng's words fell, and the screen in the live broadcast room was immediately brushed again.

At this time, Lin Feng continued: "I know that everyone likes Teacher Yu more, so today I will take the opportunity of the live broadcast, I will talk about the interesting story of Teacher Yu, just now I said that Teacher Yu's family was very poor when he was a child, how poor is it, a family of five will build a Band-Aid, there may be friends who want to ask, so how to cover it?" In fact, it is simple, whoever is cold will stick it on the stomach. ”

"Hahaha, a band-aid for five people??"

"Alas, poor Teacher Yu......"

"Haha, I feel that Lin Feng's eyes are shining as soon as this thing is black."

"Lin Feng, don't you want to have a stand-up."

"Another joke from Teacher Yu!"

“……”

Netizens swiped the screen with a smile, but Lin Feng picked up his mobile phone and took a look: "Come on, Mr. Yu also watched the live broadcast, so I won't be allowed to explode his privacy." ”

"Explode! What Mr. Yu said must be the opposite. ”

"That's it, that's it, go on, it's fun to listen!!"

"Well, then I'll continue, I don't think I saw Teacher Yu's WeChat chat message." Lin Feng smiled and continued: "Let's talk about Teacher Yu's college entrance examination, everyone knows that Teacher Yu is highly educated in the cross talk industry, but he didn't get into the university entrance examination in the first year, and after failing the college entrance examination, Teacher Yu was discouraged and ran to the temple. ”

Teacher Yu knelt on the futon and said to the master: Master, I failed the college entrance examination and couldn't get into the university, my parents scolded me, and my girlfriend left me, please accept me and let me take refuge in Buddhism! The master was very calm, looked at Teacher Yu, and then took out a stack of college entrance examination materials without squeaking. Teacher Yu is smart, and suddenly he suddenly realized and asked: The master told me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year, right? The master shook his head: Donor, we only recruit those with a bachelor's degree or above, you should go back to the undergraduate examination first and then come for an interview! ”

"I can't get into college, I can't even be a monk, Mr. Yu was hit hard, and after going back, he was angry and strong, so he got his wish in the second year and was admitted to his ideal school, Lanqiang Technical School!"

Lin Feng said seriously, and as soon as his words fell, netizens suddenly swiped the screen again......

"Haha, the master is so cheap!"

"Teacher Yu's ideal school is Lanqiang Technical School, and he has laughed and cried ......"

"Only those with a bachelor's degree or above are enrolled...... It's funny. ”

"It's still Lin Feng's joke funny, haha......"

“……”

"There are really a lot of stories about Mr. Yu and the master, when Mr. Yu first worked, he was too impetuous and found the master again, and asked for advice on the way to calm the mind. But the master did not say a word, first went to chop wood, then fetched water, put the firewood in the stove and lit it, boiled the water in a large pot, and carefully wiped the teacups one by one. Seeing this scene, Mr. Yu suddenly realized and asked the master: What do you mean is that you should be good at experiencing life from the details of life, so as to return to peace, right? The master put down the work in his hand and replied to Teacher Yu lightly: I just went to work and am busy, don't bother me......"

Lin Feng told another joke about the master.

"Hahaha, laughing, I actually like this master."

"I'm so amused, I want to visit this master too."

"Don't bother me......"

"It's just amazing, the story of Teacher Yu and the master is so funny!"

"Hahaha, Lin Feng is worthy of being the ancestor of the Duan world, 666."

“……”

Netizens continued to swipe the screen, and after Lin Feng talked about a few small paragraphs, the popularity in the live broadcast room was pulled back a lot at once, and unconsciously, it returned to 20 million.

…… (To be continued.) )