Chapter 553: It's Too Dirty
In another time and space, there are a lot of jokes about the master solving puzzles, and it has been popular for a while, Lin Feng processed those interesting jokes a little, and then combined them with Yu Qian's experience to tell them, naturally they were full of laughter, and the audience watching the live broadcast leaned forward and back. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Everyone knows that Mr. Yu's appearance, well, how to say it, a little sorry for the audience, one word is summed up as 'ugly', one day Mr. Yu found the master again: master, master, I look ugly, what should I do? The master sighed: If you look ugly, you should be like me...... Teacher Yu pondered for a moment: Is the master making me, my heart like water, and I am alone? The master shook his head and said slowly: "Wrong, if you look ugly, you should find a deep mountain to hide like me......"
"Hahaha......"
"The master is cheap again!"
"If you are ugly, you should find a deep mountain to hide......"
"Ask for Mr. Yu's psychological shadow area?"
"Lin Feng, this is the rhythm of playing Teacher Yu to death!"
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"Don't laugh, although Mr. Yu's appearance is a little difficult, his girlfriend is beautiful!" Lin Feng opened his mouth again: "Speaking of Teacher Yu's girlfriend, it is really a sinking fish and a goose, a shy flower in the closed moon, and besides, the name of the family is also good, the surname is Pan, the name is Jin Lian, you listen to the name of the girlfriend, it sounds so charming, so charming, so ...... Put. Pool. ”
"Poof...... Co-authored Teacher Yu's nickname is Wu University. ”
Pan Jinlian ...... Lin Feng, did you lose your surname Ximen before? ”
"I'm going farther and farther on the road of Teacher Heiyu."
"I'm already laughing and peeing, I didn't expect Teacher Yu to be squeezed like this without being on the scene!"
"Hahaha, let's go to Mr. Yu's Weibo message area to take a look, it has been captured by netizens."
“……”
One small paragraph after another came easily, and the popularity of Lin Feng's live broadcast room also increased, and Yu Qian, who was blackened by Lin Feng, became unexpectedly popular and quickly became a real-time hit on Weibo.
Soon, Mr. Yu Qian, who was lying on the gun, also updated Weibo while the iron was hot, with only two words: Friends! Lin Feng.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Mr. Yu is inexplicably happy!"
"Friends...... Lin Feng, retribution is coming, let you Hei Yu teacher. ”
"Teacher Yu, we support you, a friend like Lin Feng, I really don't need to contact you."
"It deserves to be a golden partner, and it can make jokes in the air, 666."
"Teacher Yu, you can, you must be friends!!"
"Lin Feng, you were abandoned by Teacher Yu......"
The content of Yu Qian's Weibo was quickly transferred to the live broadcast room by netizens, but Lin Feng laughed after seeing it, and immediately said to the camera: "Since you have already made friends, then simply hack enough......"
"Haha, let's talk about a story of Mr. Yu, in other words, Mr. Yu likes to go to the beach to bask in the sun, and likes to bask naked, one day, he was basking in the sun, a bikini girl came over, Mr. Yu hurriedly buried the key parts with sand, as a result, the bikini girl sat down next to Mr. Yu, and chatted with him. The bikini girl was by her side, and Mr. Yu had a physiological reaction at that time, and as a result, something came out of the sand......"
"Oh my God, it's dirty!"
"Oh Maiga, what did I hear!"
"Lin Feng, it turns out that you are such a filthy person......"
"Please call him Dirty Maple! Or, filthy madness! ”
"Forgive me, I made up that picture in my head, it's so embarrassing!"
"Hahaha, it's funny, but Lin Feng wants to report you, and you actually told meat jokes."
"Teacher Yu, I'm looking for a weapon at home......"
"Teacher Yu, I found a brand new kitchen knife......
"Teacher Yu, change your clothes and go out......"
"Teacher Yu, I bought a high-speed rail ticket and am on my way to ......"
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As soon as Lin Feng's joke came out, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded again, and many viewers denounced Lin Feng for being too dirty, but Lin Feng was indifferent: "Since the live broadcast has started, let's say that the TV station will not allow it to be broadcast, but if you think it's too dirty, then, I won't talk about it......"
"Don't, please continue!"
"Listen! Must listen! ”
"Don't pay attention to those white lotuses, I don't know what to do in private!"
"They are all adults, why pretend to be pure!"
"Haha, I just like the content of the eighteen bans!"
"Come on, come on, let the storm come harder!"
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The audience's voice was obvious, and when he saw everyone's messages, Lin Feng smiled: "Look at you, you obviously like dirty, but unfortunately, I am such a pure person, I really can't, just this is what Teacher Yu told me, after all, it is his personal experience......"
"By the way, Mr. Yu also told me about him before, Mr. Yu worked in the art troupe when he was young, and the art troupe at that time always had to go to the countryside to give condolence performances, sometimes the place where he went was particularly remote, once the troupe said that he was going to a particularly remote ravine in Shaanxi, Mr. Yu pretended to be blind if he didn't want to go, and the head of the troupe was also a good person, and immediately called a female dancer to strip naked in front of Mr. Yu, and then ...... Teacher Yu was reprimanded by the head of the troupe, packed up his things and went to the countryside to perform with the troupe......"
After Lin Feng finished speaking, there was silence in the live broadcast room for a moment, and then, netizens swiped the screen one after another.
"Hahaha, it's a dirty ......"
"Teacher Yu's three hobbies should be added."
"I don't understand it, please let me know."
"I can't understand this, it means that you are too pure!"
"It's really pure, haha, but Teacher Yu is too impure."
"I think Dirty Maple, this nickname can be called."
"Hey, demon spirit, someone is talking about yellow jokes......"
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Netizens swiped the screen again, and on Weibo, Yu Qian updated Weibo again: "Qin Ruolin's music kingdom, Sister Ruolin, if you don't care anymore, I'm going to call the police......"
"Hahaha...... actually moved out of Qin Tianhou! ”
"Teacher Yu's roundabout routine is a good one!"
"Teacher Yu, let's call the police!"
"Support Teacher Yu to call the police!"
"That's right, arrest Lin Feng......"
A few minutes after Yu Qian's Weibo was posted, Qin Ruolin really responded, but after seeing her reply, everyone laughed.
"Teacher Yu, Siyu said that the bikini beauty sitting next to you on the beach that day was her, she remembered this......"
"I'll go, God mend the sword!"
"Hahaha, these two are not ready to turn back on the road of Teacher Heiyu."
"Awesome word Qin Tianhou!"
"Blue silk rain, after the blue sky, I actually saw Teacher Yu's ......"
"The Queen of the Blue Sky was also involved, and your circle is really messy."
"Lan Siyu, seek the truth."
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As soon as Qin Ruolin's reply came out, it immediately caused a big discussion among netizens, and even pulled Lan Siyu in, of course, everyone knew that they were joking, but one thing was involved, Lin Feng, Yu Qian, Qin Ruolin, Lan Siyu, this attention naturally soared, and the people who ate melons without knowing the situation knew that it was Lin Feng who was starting a live broadcast, so the number of people in Lin Feng's live broadcast room soared again, directly breaking through 27 million, and went to 30 million!
And the live broadcast room of Cao Wei and Liu Wei, which started broadcasting at the same time as Lin Feng, was a bleak audience, both of them were playing lip service, but they were too far behind Lin Feng, mainly because the jokes that Lin Feng said were tested in another time and space, and each joke could be chewed for a while, and it might be widely spread, while Cao Wei and Liu Wei were mostly fried cold rice, and the jokes were all picked up on the Internet, so naturally there was nothing to look at.
Cao Wei and Liu Wei were in the live broadcast of Fighting Birds for an hour, and when they closed the broadcast, there were more than 200,000 people left in the live broadcast room, and there were many "zombies" among them.
As ugly as their faces were the high-level executives of Fighting Bird Live, they didn't expect Cao Wei and Liu Wei to lose so badly, and Fighting Bird Live immediately held a high-level meeting to discuss the next live broadcast plan.
Lin Feng's live broadcast not only refreshed the record of the live broadcast industry again and again, but also brought huge traffic, just on the day of Lin Feng's live broadcast, the welcome live broadcast added more than 16 million new users, you must know that their original registered users are more than five million in total, and there are many zombie users, and Lin Feng's live broadcast brings three times the number of new users they have accumulated in the past, this achievement is amazing!
If one-third of these new users can eventually stay in Yingke, then the number of active users of Yingke will directly surpass the other three major live broadcast platforms such as Chili, Erbo, and Douniao, and the three-legged pattern of the live broadcast industry will also be broken!
…… (To be continued.) )