"Shut up!" Feng Xiaolazy glared at them fiercely, "Don't come to this set with the old lady, stand on the left side of the station that has eaten people, and stand on the right side of the station that has not eaten!" ”

With such an angry roar, let that group of men look at me, I look at you, and no one moved.

It was still the first man to raise his hand, and the weak one seemed to take two steps to the right. As a result, more and more men cautiously walked to the right while peeking at Feng Xiaolazi's eyes.

When they were done, there was only a little lazy wind left on the left. Even the man who was going to use a hoe and hoe to make a lazy face didn't know when, so he quietly blended into the group of men and moved to the right.

Feng Xiaolazy was about to be laughed at angrily: "Ouch, I've eaten human flesh in my feelings?!" That's okay! Let's wash it, wash it, and get ready to get out of the pot! I also tasted what this human flesh tasted like! ”

As he spoke, Feng Xiaolazy glanced at them, turned around and went into the house, took a kitchen knife out of the refrigerator, walked to the crib and touched a handful of treasures that were tired and asleep.

Walking to the door, the group of men has already begun to put in the bar, you push me, I push you, this saw Feng Xiaolazy coming out with a kitchen knife, everyone was even more intense.

"You fucking shit yesterday! Did you knock out the daughter-in-law of Xiao Ming's family and carry it back? What else are you pretending to be here?! ”

"Are you embarrassed to say me? You didn't eat? You also say that this meat is too firewood and not delicious! You're all about farting? ”

"Eh, it's boring for you to do this! That's what you said those babies are tender and delicious! ”

"Get out! I didn't eat it! ”

"If you don't eat it, I'll eat two catties of shit on the spot!"

"If you can find shit now, I'll admit I ate it!"

“……”

“……”

That's listening. Feng Xiaolazy almost blew up, are these people still human?

"Shut up the old lady!" Although Feng Xiaolazy really wanted to divide the bodies of this group of beasts on the spot, it was ...... She has to have this combat power too!

Is this just the way to let this group go? Feng Xiaolazy is unwilling, thinking about the treasure Xiaomeng baby who is still sobbing when she falls asleep. Such a soft and cute little angel, they actually went to the hands!

Feng Xiaolazy gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand and casually clicked on the three men: "You!" You! You! Take the ground hoe at the doorway aside. ”

The man who was ordered lifted the hoe blankly, stood aside and didn't know what to do.

Feng Xiaolazy thought about it, and ordered two more men to come out: "You two, just clean my house with this rain." ”

The two men looked at each other blankly and stood in front of the wall: "......" I don't know if I can find a brush?

"Wow!!" Right now. A loud cry rang out from the treasure.

"The rest ran around the house. Run until I'm happy! Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly finished speaking, and planned to go back to the house with a kitchen knife. Woo woo, she still has to find a way to feed the baby!

The second man glanced at the man next to him, and the two of them raised their hoes together and smashed them towards the wind lazy.

Bang! Bang!

Feng Xiaolazy turned around, and the angry kitchen knife almost shook the man's second face. Sneak attack?!

"You two...... Is there something you have to do with me? Feng Xiaolazy asked through gritted teeth

The man looked at his empty hand again. This is not scientific! The woman hadn't even noticed them. How did she do it?!

The other man was already trembling and kneeling. Slammed his knees into the muddy water, and then walked a few steps to hug Feng Xiaolazi's thighs.

Feng Xiaolazy silently raised his legs and took two steps back: "Don't come to this set!" Speak well to the old lady! ”

"Big sister! Eldest sister! It's him, he forced me! He snatched my girlfriend away. said that I was going to make my girlfriend pregnant and give birth to a baby to eat! Eldest sister! I joined the school to take care of my girlfriend! Leave me alone! Please! My girlfriend went crazy when she gave birth to her first baby! They also let her live! They're the devil! Eldest sister! The man burst into tears, and his voice was like a sad scream, "Sister, Xiaoqin, she is not a ghost now, and she is still pregnant with a baby, I really can't die!" I really can't die! If I die, Xiaoqin won't be able to live! ”

"Get out! Less nonsense here! Only then did the second man react, and he stepped forward tremblingly and kicked the man over, "Sister! Don't believe him, I know that none of the people present are good people except for the eldest sister. We deserve death for our sins, and we are worse than animals. But we also want to live! ”

"Lie down! You deprive others of their lives in order to live? Feng Xiaolazy really wanted to chop this man with a kitchen knife in her hand, but she really didn't know how to start if she hadn't even killed a chicken since she was a child.

The man's eyes rolled, "Big sister! Eating pork is also depriving pigs of their lives, what's the difference? ”

"Don't tell the old lady these crooked reasoning! Hehe, if you convince me, I will have to spare thousands of catties of ham and dried meat reserves! Feng Xiaolazy said angrily and shook the kitchen knife, "Let's run honestly for my mother!" Don't think about taking the old lady in to coax the baby to sneak away by yourself! I don't like to see blood, but I have more ways to let you die without blood! ”

I still can't do it! Feng Xiao stomped his feet and went back to the house to hug the baby in frustration.

After returning to the house......

Now the question is, how to eat raw rice in order to eat a high force. Feng Xiaolazy squatted in front of the rice bag again with a treasure as hungry as her.

I fed myself two grains of rice and chewed it twice......

"Phew!" I really want to cry! Lian Hua won't really forget that she is going to eat...... However, Lian Hua doesn't seem to see her as a human being all along, this possibility is really high!

What about the treasures? Feng Xiaolazy tapped his finger on the treasure's lips, and the treasure immediately tilted his face and sucked it violently......

It'll be a while

"Wow!!!!!" The roof of the house where the treasure cried shook and there was not a drop of milk! Also let the baby suck!

Feng Xiaolazy sighed, dipped some glucose in the saliva of the treasure and put it on the treasure's lips, and the treasure immediately took it in his mouth and sucked it violently......

"Wow, wow, wow!" This bad guy! I deceived the baby for the first time, and I have to lie to the baby for the second time!

Feng Xiaolazy is also helpless, and she doesn't want to! She's hungry too......

In this way, even if it is done, the treasure obviously didn't eat anything, and the excretion function can still be excreted normally......

Hey, sighing, Feng Xiaolazy rushed to the door with the treasure that emitted a strange smell and shouted, "Get me two in!" ”

After a while, just when Feng Xiaolazy suspected that the men outside had run away without her attention, the two men cautiously poked their heads out and walked in step by step.

"Big Sister ......"

"Come in!" Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes at him and beckoned, "The old lady doesn't eat people!" I'm not even afraid of the devil who eats people, I'm afraid that I'm a soft girl, and I'm promising? (To be continued.) )

PS: The book recommended today is very powerful in Emperor Gaohou's "Niang Niang Doesn't Marry"

Introduction: Si Hanqing has crossed over, facing the empty waiting house full of dangers, his father and mother are missing, and even the eldest brother is so coincidentally choked.

With the assistance of the loyal old housekeeper, Si Hanqing worked hard to make the Yuanjiang Houfu reach the top of power again, and solve the next lifelong major event by the way.

Don't think that if your sister is a man on the outside, she is really a man, and she whispered: Sister is wearing men's clothes, and she is still very feminine on the inside.

Merry Christmas everyone

People send it in advance, and I postpone the blessing, isn't it different?