Feng Xiaolazy silently dragged in the rice that had been soaked in the rain and closed the door. Looking at the crumpled grapefruit and the bag of expired glucose on the table, I couldn't help but grieve......

Lianhua, bastard! Knowing that you are locked in the light curtain, why don't you know to leave her a little reserve food?! She's hungry......

And the current situation is that there is not even a cup of boiling water here, and the treasure is starting to cry again, Feng Xiaolazy looks around, and wants to cry with him, there is really nothing to eat!

Just when Feng Xiaolazy was thinking about gnawing half a catty of rice raw, and then drilling wood to make a fire and boiling water to soak glucose in the treasure, the door was knocked again.

Feng Xiaolazy put back the rice that he had already grabbed in his hand, and opened the door with the treasure Mu Ran: "What are you doing." ”

There was a man standing outside the door who Feng Xiaolazy had never seen before, and he kept looking into the room with his eyebrows and eyes: "Hehe, big sister, do you want to change the baby?" ”

"Don't change ......" Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes, slammed the door, and slapped the door back with a snap.

The moment he closed the door, Feng Xiaolazy only felt a strange smell wafting through his nose......

Lian Hua !! Didn't you say it's good to be constipated?! ”

Struggling and struggling, Feng Xiaolazy still made a move.

Fortunately, Lian Hua also put a pack of unsealed diapers in the crib, otherwise when Lian Hua came back, she would be able to dismantle him in minutes.

Carefully disliked, he removed the diaper, pinched his nose and prepared to throw it in the trash......

Knock knock.

There was another knock on the door...... Can you let her change a diaper quietly!

Feng Xiaolazy went to open the door with a diaper, and it was still the man with the thief's eyebrows. Bowed with a smile on his face: "Change it, I haven't eaten for many days, and I can't eat my own food......"

"......" Feng Xiaolazy understood, and immediately pasted the diaper on his face without hesitation, "Eat dung, you!" ”

Bang! The door was closed, and the man couldn't hold back the smile on his face with the golden soil on his face, so he took the diaper off his face and washed his face with the rain: "Stinky girl, wait and see." ”

After changing diapers. Feng Xiaolazy squatted in front of the rice bag again. Hungry...... I haven't eaten since morning.

Although this rice was soaked by rain. But when you drag it into the door, it automatically goes to the water! Although this rice is raw, she has good teeth!

Just as she put her sinful hand into the rice bag again......

Knock Knock ......

Feng Xiaolazy gritted his teeth and threw the rice back. She decided, today. She! No! Close! Door! Finish!

If only it were the same man. She doesn't mind a personal destruction!

Outside the door. There stood a row of men, shirtless, carrying a slippery hoe.

Feng Xiaolazy turned around and silently put the crying heart-rending treasure in the crib: "Treasure, treasure." I think the next picture is a bit inappropriate, why don't you get some sleep first? ”

"Wow......"

"Then I'll take your consent!" Feng Xiaolazy pulled up his little paw and flattened his paw and patted his paw, "Hmm! We high-fived, good. ”

"Wow...... "The baby wants to be hugged, who is going to high-five you!"

Feng Xiaolazy walked to the door and looked at the group of men: "Hello, hello." ”

"Beauty, I heard that you have a piece of fresh meat at home?" As soon as the man stepped forward, he dragged his hoe and hoeed a furrow in the muddy field as he went.

"Nope." Feng Xiaolazy immediately shook his head and denied it.

"......" The man was stunned, and the little piece of fresh meat inside was still crying and brushing his sense of existence, and this woman denied it so shamelessly?" So what is this cry? ”

"Oh, I'm listening to the tape recorder, lonely days, lonely times, there must always be a voice with me, tell me, remind me, I'm alive! I want to live well! Right?! "The wind is lazy, forty-five degrees sad, looking up at the sky.

"...... to you balls of yarn...... Isn't this a bit too much, did you just see you walking in with that baby?

"And what did you just hold?"

"Oh, I've got delusions, I've always fantasized that I had a kid, so, actually, that's a pillow!" Feng Xiaolazy nodded firmly, refusing to admit whether he was alive or dead.

The shamelessness of this woman in "......" is no longer something he can defeat......

The man died for a while, and walked back to the team lonely with a hoe.

The second man came out of the ranks, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he roared, and he didn't care that the rain was poured into his mouth like this: "I don't like to talk nonsense to people!" Woman, if you think you have the strength to play with me, I don't mind being with me to the end! I'll make you understand that some people can't afford to mess with! I'm from the White Lotus Sect, and I have a hundred ways to kill you in minutes! ”

"......" Feng Xiao lazy spread his hands, "Hehe, interesting." ”

"......" always felt ridiculed, and the second man was angry, so he waved his hand, picked up the hoe and went to the wind lazy hoe.

As expected by Feng Xiaolazi, and unexpectedly by the group of men, the hoe turned into dust the moment it touched the light curtain.

The man who still maintained the posture of waving his hoe looked desolate in the rain at the moment, and the vicious expression that he had not had time to take back became extremely pitiful.

"Huh." Feng Xiaolazy hugged his chest and sneered, "If you can move me today, I will call you brother!" ”

"......, or they call her sister, right?" I wonder if it's too late to withdraw now?

Thinking so, the men quietly moved their feet, whether they could outrun the girl or not, but they believed that they would run a little faster than their companions!

"Don't move! Did you move? Feng Xiaolazy raised his eyebrows, "Stand honestly for the old lady!" Otherwise, the old lady will kill you in a hundred ways every minute! ”

The man who quietly moved his feet immediately withdrew his feet, and his eyes were as innocent as they were.

Feng Xiaolazy nodded at the man with his chin: "Say, what are you doing at my house?" ”

"......" is already like this, they said that they came to hoe the ground, and she had to believe it!

"Huh? Stopped talking? Dumb? "Feng Xiaolazy is still pretending to be X, and suddenly ...... Grunt.

Everyone looked at the belly like a little lazy...... It's a hungry sound, right? Such a powerful woman can actually go hungry?

Feng Xiaolazy rubbed his stomach: "Okay, okay, what kind of White Lotus Sect are you?" ”

The men nodded.

One of them, who was standing behind, hesitated, raised his hand and said, "Big sister! I only joined the White Lotus Sect yesterday, and I'll quit now, will I succeed? ”

With such a man taking the lead, it was like a rat-and-mouse machine that had been put into the coin, and many men suddenly realized that they raised their hands one after another.

"Big sister, big sister! I joined the teaching half a month ago, and I'll quit now! ”

"I'M ME, I'M last week!"

"Me! I was three days ago! ”

“……”

"......" (To be continued.) )

PS: It's been on the shelves for a week. Thank you for always being with me! So...... My wish is

I can see you every day

I can see you every day

I can see you many times a day

Well!

I've changed my wish!