For Ye Fan, it was just a small episode, and after teaching everyone how to barbecue fish, Ye Fan was bored and played with his mobile phone.

In the heavenly court, there is no mobile phone signal in the nether realm, but there is wireless in the restaurant of the god of food, and wireless is installed in the restaurant, the purpose is to attract the arrival of guests.

It was full of guests, Ye Fan could only squat outside the door of the restaurant by himself to play with his mobile phone, after connecting to the wireless network, he was idle and bored, and entered the group in his former university to see what everyone had done recently.

Ye Fan usually has a habit of blocking all QQ groups, because these groups have too much spam information, and some people have to upload it for a meal, which is even more chaotic than space.

Squad leader: "Hey, business hasn't been good lately, I don't know what to do?" ”

Lao Wu: "Squad leader, what are you talking about?" I see you eating abalone every day, and you still say that your business is not good? I think you're okay and you're showing off all day long that you're the boss, right? ”

Squad leader: "What are you talking about?" Is it really bad business lately? By the way, Old Five, why haven't you seen Ye Fan in the group much recently? It can't be that I was abandoned by the class flower in our class, and now I can't think about it, so I jumped off the building and committed suicide, right? ”

Lao Wu: "Squad leader, what are you talking about?" How handsome a person like Brother Fan is, how can he not think about it because of a little thing? I think it's Brother Fan who has come home and is doing business with his father, right? ”

Squad leader: "Go, what kind of business, how long have I known him, I haven't heard his father in business at all, and I haven't heard him say that his father, could it be that his father has blown it?" ”

Ye Fan: "I'm blowing your sister, Lao Tzu is living well, you bastards are scolding me here behind your back?" ”

Seeing that someone was cursing his father for not being, Ye Fan jumped out as soon as possible, startling the two people who were still chatting in the group, and seeing Ye Fan appear, the squad leader replied to Ye Fan.

Squad leader: "I thought you wouldn't be able to open and become a monk?" I didn't expect you kid to be hidden among us all the time, it seems that I should scold you less in the future, otherwise one day, I don't know if you will scare me to death? ”

Wang Yanxing: "Hmph, I think he went back to his hometown to plow the fields with his poor ghost father, right?" What is living well is simply bragging. ”

Everyone has a group name in the group, some people use their own names, some people use their nicknames in the class, and this Wang Yanxing is Ye Fan's ex-girlfriend, although Ye Fan deleted the other party's QQ, but the group nickname in the group still shows the name of the other party.

This ex-girlfriend, the one I met at dinner last time, originally thought that she had taught Liu Jin a lesson, and Wang Yanxing's personality would change slightly.

But seeing that Wang Yanxing was still disdainful of herself in the group, saying that she was not, Ye Fan was too lazy to reply to this kind of money worshipper, and continued to chat with her squad leader.

Ye Fan: "Squad leader, what are you talking about?" I live a good life, how can I become a monk? I don't know how happy I am now. ”

Wang Yanxing: "Happy, I think I'm plowing the fields at home, right?" ”

Squad leader: "Really? How jolly, where are you jolly now? ”

"Brother Ye, why are you squatting at the door? Is it that the god of food won't let you enter to sit inside, tell me, my grandson will support you. "Ye Fan just wanted to reply that I was plowing the fields at home, what's the matter, isn't it a human being to plough the fields? Suddenly heard the voice of Sun Wukong.

"Wukong, you're here, where's my banana seedling?" Seeing Wukong coming over, Ye Fan put his phone back into his bag and looked towards Wukong.

Wukong's dress today is different from the last time, the last time he was dressed in yellow clothes, speaking of yellow, maybe in addition to Wukong, in this sky, there is really no second dare to wear yellow clothes, yellow represents the dragon, the Son of Heaven, today's Wukong is wearing a golden dress.

"Who are we? We are two brothers, don't worry, these banana seedlings must have been prepared for you a long time ago, put them in our circus, and I will take you to get them later. ”

"But this god of food is too bad for my grandson's face, even my grandson's brother dares to bully, it's really looking for a fight," the momentum was about to rush in to find the god of food to settle accounts, and Ye directly stopped Sun Wukong.

"Wukong, I'm squatting here by myself, it's not about the god of food, let's go, I'll take you inside to eat grilled fish, it's delicious."

"Grilled fish, what's coming from?" Wukong, who had never heard of grilled fish, looked at Ye Fan in confusion.

Ye Fan saw that Wukong didn't understand, so he explained: "This grilled fish is what I said when I chatted with Bajie last time, the fish grilled with fire is called grilled fish." ”

"So that's it? I see, let's go, I want to taste this grilled fish, but don't you want my master to know? Otherwise, they will say that I am killing and let me recite the scriptures, which will annoy people to death. ”

"Haha, no problem, no problem, go, I'll take you inside to eat grilled fish."

"God of Food, and grilled fish, right?" There are no fewer people in the restaurant so far, there are still many people, and there are still many people outside the door, Ye Fan is afraid that there is no grilled fish, so he asked the god of food in advance.

The god of food in the kitchen heard Ye Fan calling himself and asked himself if he still had grilled fish, and said loudly: "Yes, yes, there are so many, so much, I will definitely be able to sell out all of them today." ”

The God of Food thought that Ye Fan asked how many fish there were in it, whether it was enough for today's business, but before the God of Food could continue to speak, Sun Wukong scolded the God of Food.

"Cuckold, are you daring? Dare to let my good brother squat outside the door, is it looking for a fight, isn't it? ”

As soon as Wukong entered the kitchen, he directly asked the God of Food to settle accounts, and was called a green hat by Wukong, and the God of Food's whole face was difficult to see, this person who knew was not much, and now he was shouting in front of so many guests outside, if the God of Food's face was not ugly, it was almost impossible.

Ye Fan stood next to him, and when he heard Wukong shouting, he poofed and laughed, this god of food actually has a nickname called a green hat?

The God of Food said to Sun Wukong with a look of grievance: "Great Sage? Didn't I ask your brother to squat outside the doorway? It's him squatting outside, what's the matter with me? ”

"It's none of your business? It's none of your business that you say again? Seeing that the God of Food didn't dare to admit it, he immediately took out his stick and hit the God of Food, and instead of hitting the God of Food, he hit the God of Food next to him, and the God of Food was startled.

"Hmph, learn to be smart in the future, Brother Ye is my brother, remember to ask for good tea and water next time you meet?" After speaking, he took Ye Fan's hand, and with a whoosh, disappeared in the restaurant of the God of Food, and flew back to the circus directly.

PS: Today, I will have a change, the school holds a literary call, and each class elects a representative, and I am the representative of the class, so I don't have time in the afternoon, so I will change it today.