Chapter 52 You Are the Turtle
With a whoosh, he disappeared directly in the restaurant of the God of Food, and after seeing Sun Wukong disappear, the God of Food was relieved. Sun Wukong's temperament, the God of Food understands very well, there is nothing he doesn't dare, if he really makes Sun Wukong unhappy, he will really be beaten stupid by this monkey.
However, the God of Food is a little puzzled, when did Ye Fan and Sun Wukong get together. You must know that this monkey, although everyone knows it, there may not be that person who can be familiar with Sun Wukong, and he can also let Sun Wukong stand out for himself.
After being in a daze for a while, I heard Tai Bai Xing shouting to himself, saying that the fish outside had been eaten, and it was not enough, so let himself send it out quickly, and the God of Food woke up from his daze.
The god of food was stunned for a while, Ye Fan appeared outside the circus, Ye Fan, who appeared at the door of the circus, did not see anyone queuing up outside the gate of the circus, depending on the situation, it should be a rest today, and there is no show performed.
It's going back and forth to perform those few shows, and whoever watches too much will be a little bored, and the immortals who like to watch it are nothing more than some adults bringing their children to watch.
Follow Sun Wukong into the circus, when he left, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, just greeted Wukong, out of politeness, he didn't play with his mobile phone, and now walking, playing with his mobile phone is not rude, so he took out his mobile phone.
As soon as the mobile phone appeared, more than a dozen QQ messages appeared, and the messages were sent when the food god restaurant was located, and the circus also had a wireless connection, but it was different from the food god, and the food god was designed with a password, and only when you entered it to eat, you could get the password.
And in order to attract guests, a new password is changed every day, so that some people who pass by here have the first connection, and the next time they can't connect to the wireless network here, and the circus is also designed with a wireless network, and the purpose of designing wireless in the circus is to provide the immortals who come here to watch the circus when they are on the Internet, and they will not feel bored in the process of waiting for the show to start.
So as soon as Ye Fan entered the circus, the mobile phone was automatically linked, because the entire circus was within the coverage of wireless wifi, connected to wifi, Ye Fan opened the QQ group on his mobile phone, and looked at what information everyone had sent just now, and when he saw the last two, Ye Fan's face became difficult to see.
Squad leader: "Hey, Ye Fan, what are you talking about?" How happy is it, can't you really go home and plow the fields? ”
The squad leader inside saw that Ye Fan didn't reply to him for a while, because the squad leader was his own boss, so he had a lot of free time to surf the Internet every day, and when he saw that no one was chatting with him, he would naturally bite Ye Fan all the time and not let go.
After a long while, Ye Fan still hadn't replied, and the squad leader continued to send a message to Ye Fan: "Hey, you kid, it can't be that there is no Internet, right?" Or is the phone in arrears and down? ”
"Aren't you really poor enough to go home and plow the fields?" Seeing that Ye Fan hadn't replied to himself yet, the squad leader continued to send a surprised expression.
Wang Yanxing: "Hmph, I think he is afraid of losing face and doesn't dare to speak, right?" ”
The squad leader sent a message to Ye Fan in the group, and when he saw that Ye Fan didn't reply, he continued to wait, and at this moment, Ye Fan's ex-girlfriend began to say that Ye Fan's was not.
has targeted Ye Fan three or four times in a row, and this time he is unwilling to let go of Ye Fan, and every time he opens his mouth, he says that Ye Fan is not, everyone is a classmate, even if you can't be together, you don't want to be like this? The squad leader, who was a little unbearable, said to Wang Yanxing: "Everyone is a classmate, why do you want to target Ye Fan everywhere like this?" ”
"And Ye Fan used to be good with you, don't you say that Ye Fan is bad all day long?"
"How can I say that people also graduated from college, no matter how hard they can't get by, they won't go home to farm."
Wang Yanxing: "Don't mention anything to me and get along with him, the reason why my mother used to like a poor ghost like him was because I was blind at the time and couldn't open my eyes to see people." ”
Squad leader: "Isn't what you said a little excessive?" Are you rich? If you were rich, you wouldn't seduce those rich people, so you're embarrassed to say it here? ”
In this way, the two began to make a big fuss in the group, and the war of words in the group began like this, the more they saw the end, the more Ye Fan couldn't stand it, this is simply not what people should say, what you are ma, what you have been lacking calcium since childhood, and lack of love when you grow up, as long as it is foul language, these two people have used it.
It's not at all like a college graduate, like those rural women in the eighties of the last century, who simply don't know how to be shy when talking.
However, for Ye Fan, it doesn't matter what others say about him, but this Wang Yanxing actually said that he is not, and the most important thing is that even his parents scolded, uncle can bear it, aunt is unbearable, Ye Fan angrily typed a few big words on his mobile phone.
"Lao Tzu is doing so well, and, what's wrong with me plowing the field? I plough the fields, I am proud, I speak for myself, I am a common man. As soon as Ye Fan said it, the squad leader sent a praising expression to Ye Fan and continued.
"That's it, that is, there are no ordinary people, what do we eat, these common people are the most worthy of respect, Ye Fan, squad leader, I support you, and you will become a local tyrant in the future, remember not to forget me?"
Wang Yanxing: "Hmph, just him, he is still a local tyrant, I think the turtle is almost the same, how productive can it be to cultivate the field?" ”
Ye Fan: "I'm not interested, that's also my business, what's your business?" ”
Wang Yanxing: "Yes, it's really none of my business, a person like you, who has been cultivating the fields for generations, and I am not the same person at all, how can it be my business?" ”
"Hey, Brother Ye, what's wrong, why do I see that you seem to be angry?" Wukong, who was walking next to Ye Fan, also noticed Ye Fan's expression, and when he walked in with Ye Fan just now, Ye Fan was still smiling at that time, but now not only did he not smile, but he also showed an angry expression.
When Wukong asked, Ye Fan nodded towards Wukong and said, "It's okay, it's just that I'm not in a good mood, let's go, I'll leave after I take the banana seedlings." ”
Seeing Ye Fan's unhappy face, Wukong said to Ye Fan: "Brother Ye, who made you feel bad, tell me, my grandson will avenge you, in the sky, on the ground, there is nothing my grandson is afraid of?" ”
Back then, Wukong knew that he was not the opponent of the Buddha, and he made a bet with the Buddha, which shows Wukong's strong, bold, and fearless heart.
But this person is from the lower realm, and even if he tells you, you can't help him. Now you can't go down to the mortal world, if you can go down, this thing will be easy to do, but you can't go down, but Ye Fan still looked at Wukong with a grateful expression, smiled at Wukong, shook his head, and signaled that no, I can solve it myself.
After chatting with Wukong for a few words, Ye Fan looked at his mobile phone and saw a few more messages scolding him.
Wang Yanxing: "What, don't you dare to speak?" ”
"I knew you were the kind of person who couldn't hold up the wall with mud, but fortunately I left you early, otherwise I really don't know if I will regret it for the rest of my life."
Squad leader: "Enough, did you say enough?" How nice you say this, are you very pure? I'm embarrassed to say it, since you left Ye Fan, I don't know how many men you have slept with. ”