"This ring is for a marriage proposal, understand?"

"Propose, the ring can still propose?" Bajie asked towards Ye Fan.

Ye Fan nodded and said, "Yes, people in the Nether Realm use this ring to propose, you can also learn from it, although it can't be guaranteed to be 100% successful, but at least there is a 50% chance of success." ”

"Fifty percent? I damn it, how can I have less? Hearing that fifty percent was less, Bajie hung his head.

In fact, fifty percent, or Ye Fan is too much, because there is no romantic marriage proposal in this heavenly court, Bajie is the first, and the probability of success may be greater, after all, these Bajie, people are indeed not very good-looking, to put it mildly, these Bajie nose to the sky, just this nose, disfigured the whole face.

But after thinking about it, Ye Fan smiled, looked at Bajie and said, "Bajie, don't be so depressed, I have a way to ensure that you succeed in soaking in the girl." ”

With a treacherous smile, Ye Fan still remembers the last time he taught Yue Lao computer knowledge, what Yue Lao said to himself, don't worry, I know at a glance that you are the one who pulls the red line with both hands, don't worry, I can see it very accurately.

How could Ye Fan smile, Bajie was confused, he didn't know what Ye Fan was laughing at, looked at Ye Fan, and asked, "Brother Ye, what are you laughing at?" ”

"You're smiling so treacherously, huh?"

"you, what treacherous, I thought of a way to make you succeed in how to pick up girls, you actually called me treacherous, hum, I suddenly forgot." He clasped his hands together and put them on his chest, very angry, raised his forehead and looked at the picture of Diao Chan in the room.

With an expression of ignoring you, just ignoring you, Bajie heard that he would succeed, and the whole person didn't know how happy he was, so he didn't care about face, so he approached Ye Fan's side directly, and apologized to Ye Fan in a voice that was more fatherly than a woman, which scared Ye Fan to goosebumps.

"Brother Ye, my Brother Ye, just say it quickly, say it quickly." In addition to his father's voice, he also stretched out that hand to push Ye Fan's body, pushing, pulling, a full girl is coquettish, a girl may be a little better, this Bajie coquettish, it is even more powerful than a pig's cry.

The whole body was frightened by Bajie's very father's voice, and his legs softened, and he said to Bajie next to him: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, stop talking, I'm scared by you and my feet are weak." ”

After speaking, he didn't forget to stretch out his hand to touch his thighs, his thighs, now they are so soft that they are almost unstable, fortunately, Bajie stopped in time, if it goes on like this, even if he can stand firmly, maybe both legs will not support it.

looked at Bajie next to him, and said loudly: "Stupid, have you forgotten who is in charge of the marriage?" ”

"Marriage, that must be the old man of the moon that is immortal, the last time I saw him pulling the red rope, I saw how he pulled the red rope and was fascinated, I didn't know that I was next to him, I also took advantage of him not to notice me, ran to his kitchen to steal his moon cakes.

In the end, I was seen by Yue Lao, and Yue Lao chased me from the Yue Lao Mansion until I was chased to Tianhe, and finally I jumped into Tianhe, which finally escaped Yue Lao's tracking. ”

"But what does your idea have to do with Yue Lao?"

"What, you actually said that you stole Yue Lao's moon cakes?"

Ye Fan looked at Bajie in disbelief, and thought, are you sick? You dare to steal even the moon cakes of the old moon, but they are in charge of the marriage of the Three Realms, and you actually ran to steal them, you deserve to be single.

Bajie nodded and said, "Yes, I heard that those moon cakes are his food for a month, am I amazing?" Looking at Ye Fan, he looked like I was very good.

But I don't know, Ye Fan hated iron and steel, and he almost couldn't help but beat you, why are you doing to provoke Yue Lao, this thing can't be provoked, unless you want to celebrate Singles' Day every day, and scolded Bajie next to him loudly.

"Stupid, you stupid, why are you doing to provoke Yue Lao?" Ye Fan kicked towards Bajie, looking like I was not familiar with you, away from Bajie.

said to Bajie, "Stupid, you pig, you deserve to be single, can you use your brain to think about what you are doing this month?" You have nothing to do to run away to provoke the old man? ”

"What does Yue Lao do?" Bajie subconsciously replied to Ye Fan, and asked Yue Lao what he was doing without going through his brain at all.

Hearing Bajie ask what Yue Lao was doing, Ye Fan couldn't wait to run over and beat Bajie at this time, and said helplessly: "Isn't this Yue Lao in charge of the marriage of the Three Realms?" What else can you do? ”

"Wait, the marriage of the Three Realms, up to the Heavenly Realm, down to the Demon Realm, and to the Human World."

"Damn, I deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of my life." Bajie slapped himself in the face, looked at Ye Fan and said, "You mean, let me go to Yue Lao and let Yue Lao help?" ”

Bajie is not very stupid, when he heard what Ye Fan said, he thought about it with his brain, and immediately understood what Ye Fan meant.

Ye Fan looked at Bajie and said, "What are you looking for Yue Lao for?" Do you still want to be chased to Tianhe by Yue Lao? ”

"What you should do now is to think about how to coax Yue Lao, and then find a chance to have a relationship with Yue Lao, this is what you should do, otherwise how can you go to find it openly, even if Yue Lao does not chase you to Tianhe, then turn your marriage line from a pig to a tiger, you will know what it means to be strict with your wife."

Seeing that Bajie didn't speak, Ye Fan continued: "Don't you want to take advantage of Yue Lao's inattention, knock Yue Lao unconscious, and pull your own marriage line, let me tell you, you think too much, if you pull your own marriage line, not only will you not succeed, but you will also disappear because of your marriage." ”

"And if anyone can pull it, think about it with your own brain, this month the old man is in charge of the marriage of the Three Realms, how many are there, and he can't finish every day, why don't you find a few more successors? There must be something in it that you don't know. ”

Bajie's sneakiness, from Journey to the West, Bajie secretly eating watermelon Ye Fan already knew, he just told Bajie, Bajie seemed to be thinking about something, Ye Fan could not know what this Bajie was guessing?

was said by Ye Fan, Bajie didn't look at Ye Fan like you said, and said with a smirk: "Do you think I'm such a person?" ”

"I'm an honest man, old pig, what can't you say about me?"

Honest man, you are not a human being, you are a pig, what kind of honest man is there, but seeing that Bajie's problem was solved, Ye Fan said to Bajie: "Okay, okay, you are an honest man, okay?" ”

"Okay, I still have something to do, go down first, this happy lifelong event, you shouldn't have looked for me, if you want to find it, you should go to Yue Lao, he is the matchmaker's wife, I'm not, do you know?"

PS: Thanks for the tip of Rogue Nightmare 3.