"Damn monkey, you damn monkey, you dared to fart and smoke me, and you came to the room, causing me to look for you around, I didn't expect that the most dangerous place was the safest place, hum."

Seeing how powerful Wukong's operation was, Ye Fan also wanted to teach Sun Wukong a few more basic computer operations, but after hearing Bajie's shout, Ye Fan knew that he couldn't teach it.

Wukong is still excited, he finally has a little bit of great knowledge about the computer, and then he can show off in front of Bajie, and now that Bajie is here, Wukong immediately pulled Bajie over and said to Bajie: "Haha, I will finally crack the computer poisoning, it was Brother Ye who taught me, how about it?" Awesome, right? “

After saying that, I didn't forget to restart the computer, and I showed it to Bajie again, Bajie was also dumbfounded, when did my monkey brother learn the technology of this computer, Bajie can see it with a red eye, but I came this time, not to learn the computer, but for my lifelong happiness.

Thumbs up to Brother Monkey, and pull Ye Fan away, Brother Monkey has not been appreciated by Bajie, and now he is praised by Bajie, he has forgotten who his mother is.

Bajie, who pulled Ye Fan out to the door of Brother Monkey's room, whispered close to Ye Fan's ear: "Brother Ye, let me tell you something, you come to my room, you can't let many people know." ”

When he said it, he looked around to see if anyone saw it, in fact, who would see it, this circus is Sha Wujing and his master, senior brother, and this action is also redundant.

Seeing the mystery of the Bajie God, Ye Fan also cooperated with the voice of the Bajie and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Bajie glanced around again, and saw that there was no one, so he whispered: "This is a major event related to my life, come to my room and say it." ”

Ye Fan glanced at Bajie with contempt, followed Bajie, and thought, this lifelong event is a lifelong event, how do you use it? When you just quarreled with Brother Monkey, weren't you very loud? How whispered it is now, it really makes people wonder what this nerd's head thinks.

Bajie's room, Ye Fan has never been here, and now as soon as he comes in, he sees Bajie's room full of pictures of beautiful women, and Ye Fan almost drools out.

Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Chang'e, as long as it is a beauty, all have that picture in this room, but Bajie's room is locked, maybe because of the reason for the lock, no one knows, otherwise a person who has entered the Buddhist door posted so many pictures of beauties in the room, let people know this, and they will not be laughed out of their big teeth, seeing Ye Fan looking at the beauty, Bajie then remembered that there are still these in his room, how did he forget it?

With a red face, he said to Ye Fan: "Brother Ye, that, that, let's get down to business." ”

Talking a little slurred, and a little like a girl being shy, Ye Fan glanced at it and didn't continue to look at it, this Xi Shi and Diao Chan are indeed very beautiful, and they are also costume pictures, but Ye Fan is not very interested in beauties, what interests Ye Fan is the computer.

Ye Fan's addiction to computers, can start from elementary school, at that time Ye Fan just started to contact computer games, and finally I don't know for what reason, into the beginning of programming, slowly, Ye Fan began to be addicted to computers, addicted to a while, at that time Ye Fan was addicted to computers, academic performance is declining, not as good as once.

In the end, Ye Fan himself came out of the addiction to the computer, for Ye Fan, Ye Fan's family, especially Ye Fan's father, would not care about his own son's affairs at all, let him think about it himself, and he was too lazy to care.

Now seeing the beautiful picture here, Ye Fan just glanced at it, stopped looking at it, and said to Bajie: "Say, the gods are mysterious, what's the matter?" ”

"I have limited time, so I have to look for black and white impermanence in a while? Listening to the impermanence of black and white, there are now many people in the world who are busy with death, and after these people are busy, the memory of the soul is gone, which is really strange. ”

Although Bajie's mouth is a bit much, it is also in line with Ye Fan's thoughts, he doesn't know many immortals in the sky, and if he wants to inquire about these things, he can only spread it from Bajie's mouth, but what did Ye Fan say, Bajie's expression that was still very shy just now suddenly became serious.

Towards Ye Fan asked: "A person's soul will disappear his memory after he dies, is it the first time after death, and the people who died are still some evil people?" ”

"How do you know?" Ye Fan never thought that these eight precepts actually knew, he still just knew about it from black and white impermanence, King Yama and Judge Lu and others were still under investigation, since they were under investigation, it was impossible to say it quickly, since they hadn't said it yet, why did these eight precepts know?

However, Bajie did not answer Ye Fan's words, but was a little scared, as if he was afraid of something, looked at Ye Fan, and said: "There are some things, you still don't want to contact him, it has nothing to do with you, you better stay away, I don't know about this matter, but I can only tell you that it's better to stay away from this matter." ”

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's talk about the fact that I asked you to come here." When Bajie said this, he didn't have the shy expression just now, and when he spoke, it seemed that a very mature person said it, Ye Fan didn't believe it, this Bajie would have a serious time.

And it seems that Bajie knows something? Could it be that there is something hidden in this? In fact, Ye Fan didn't know, and Bajie didn't know much about this matter, because this matter was related to an ancient legend.

Seeing that Bajie was reluctant to say, Ye Fan didn't continue to ask, since Bajie didn't want to say, even if he asked, he couldn't ask anything.

Said to Bajie: "Bajie, you said that I should help you with one thing, or is it a lifelong event, what is a lifelong event?" ”

At this time, Bajie returned to his original appearance, and said very shyly: "Yes, yes, yes, I want to ask you, what kind of gifts do you give when you chase girls, that, that, I want you to bring me some gifts from the nether world that will succeed in chasing girls?" ”

Chasing girls, could it be said that these eight precepts are ready to chase girls again?

The person Bajie likes, isn't it Chang'e?

Could it be that the record in this Journey to the West is fake?

Damn, it seems that it must be fake, Bajie drank too much wine at the time, this Journey to the West really can't be believed?

looked at Bajie and said, "This, buy a ring and propose." ”

"Rings?"

"What's the ring?"

"Damn, you don't even know the ring, you're still chasing a fart girl?" Seeing that Bajie didn't understand, Ye Fan couldn't help but scold, but then he thought about it, this is Heavenly Court, it seems that there is no ring, this ring seems to have come from the West, right?