"Hmph, it seems that Dabi's friends are all bad people, the teacher said, good people don't yin people, this uncle is actually a yin person, he is definitely not a good person."

Because the child has not played with the mobile phone, so after listening, just about to quit, the hand accidentally clicked to the following input screen, just appeared typing the screen, saw that there was a place to type chat, did not see the voice, the girl immediately typed a few words up.

"Stinky bad person, don't scold me, or I'll tell Mommy to know, and let Mommy put on little shoes for you."

Ye Fan scolded and went out, in a good mood, thinking, next time you will know how powerful I am, and you dare to scold me, hum, but the phone suddenly shook, seeing the phone vibrating, Ye Fan picked it up and looked at it, and said suspiciously: "Hey, this god of food still dares to reply?" ”

"No, why is this reply so girl-like?"

"Mommy, damn it, is this the daughter of the God of Food?"

Although I don't understand why the God of Food's mobile phone appeared in the hands of the God of Food's daughter, but after knowing that the God of Food's mobile phone was in the mobile phone of the God of Food's daughter, Ye Fan showed a sinister and cunning smile, thinking, haha, this is really God help me, just scolded me for yin, it seems that I don't yin your daughter, you don't know what major I graduated from.

How to say that I also graduated from two famous schools, one is a kindergarten teacher technical school, specializing in coaxing girls school, the other is an excavator school graduate, China excavates that strong, China Shandong is looking for flying, graduation with two certificates, one is a graduation certificate, the other is a marriage certificate, hum, you dare to scold me, if it weren't for your daughter being a little younger, I asked you to call me a son-in-law?

Ye Fan replied as if he was very obedient: "Uncle is wrong, good, uncle won't scold you, don't let your mother put on small shoes for your uncle?" ”

"Hmph, I don't, I don't." Pouting and saying no, I was angry.

But how could this kid be Ye Fan's opponent? Ye Fan said directly in the teacher's tone: "The teacher said that a child who changes when he knows his mistakes is a good child, and an uncle who changes his mistakes is a good uncle, and if his uncle is wrong, you will let me go, right?" ”

"Hmph, I won't, I won't?"

Holding the mobile phone, he raised his forehead and snorted, and continued to reply to Ye Fan, I don't forgive you.

My good dear, this daughter of the God of Food is too difficult to teach, but I am very confident, I believe that with my love, I will definitely be able to melt your cold ice cream, and continue to reply: "Uncle really knows that he is wrong, you will give Uncle a chance to change his ways, right?" Don't let your mommy wear small shoes for me, uncle, I have big feet, I have to wear big shoes. ”

"Hmph, you bully, I'm going to tell my mom to go."

This time, the little girl finally found out where the voice was, and sent a voice directly to Ye Fan, hearing that the voice turned out to be a little Lori's voice, Ye Fan said in that pitiful tone: "Good, don't tell Mommy to go, uncle has something fun here, you must not have played it, this thing is a water gun, it's fun, don't believe you, wait a minute, uncle will send you a video." ”

After sending that message, I went directly to Baidu to download a video, and after downloading, I forwarded it to the little girl, and the child received it, and clicked on it anyway, and it was automatically downloaded, Ye Fan's train, there was a wireless network on the train, and there was no food god there.

The little girl doesn't understand anything at all.,Just click to enter.,8G network,One click,It doesn't take a few seconds.,After downloading.,Then a picture pops up.,The girl saw the picture and looked at it curiously.。

The child in the video is playing with a water gun, you shoot me, I shoot you, and then a third person shoots over, seeing this picture, the girl jumped up and shouted Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, hey, no water, this girl is really bad, she was bullied by a man.

If it were here, I would definitely hit him if he didn't want it, seeing this, the video of the mobile phone was broken, seeing that the video was broken, the girl was not angry, and directly sent a pitiful expression to Ye Fan, very pitiful and said: "Uncle, if you buy me a water gun in the video, I won't beat your mother to report to you, otherwise I will definitely fight." ”

Khan, how young is this little girl, how can she calculate people, it seems that when she grows up, she must be a strong woman, but well, in front of this young master, you don't have to obediently sleep on the bed and wait for me to sleep.

Ye Fan didn't continue to reply, but ran to look at the space, making the little girl anxious for a while, probably because Ye Fan likes to comment in the space, seeing that Erlang God is publishing again, it's okay to click inside to see what this is looking at.

"Hey, I've been depressed lately, how can I live a hard life without money?"

"If this continues, it looks like I'm going to have my turn to auction the mansion and sell my share of the Howling Dog."

There are a few people's messages below, the first one is the Roaring Sky Dog, the Roaring Sky Dog has Ye Fan, and there are also remarks, so Ye Fan can see at a glance that this is the QQ of the Roaring Sky Dog

Howling Dog: "Master, don't sell me, when you lived in a grass house and drank boiled water, I used to never give up on you, do you want to give up on me now?" Have you forgotten the promise you made back then? ”

Erlang God: "No, not all the time, how could I forget?" When I was the poorest, there were no immortals at that time, there was no god list, we were still a little person who was looked down upon, if it wasn't for you at that time, I didn't know how to live, how could I forget this? I'm also using an analogy, this sale is to take you to the street to survive, that's what it means. ”

Then I looked down and saw a super cow's nickname, Monkey King is also, seeing this nickname, Ye Fan shouted, I damn it, this nickname is awesome, isn't it really the dead monkey?

Although Ye Fan thought so, he continued to read his message. 、

Monkey King is also: "Three-eyed, you also have today?" Wasn't it amazing back then? Let your dog bite my grandson? Deserved, this is retribution. ”

Erlang God: "Dead monkey, you can't get any better, what kind of fight to defeat the Buddha, isn't it the same as no fight?" ”

"I think you're worse than I am, right? Recently I heard that there is a circus called, Circus? Yes, that's right, it's a circus, there's a horse in it, and the play is a play on you, a dead monkey, that's where the circus comes from, right? ”

"You're not much better, and now you're being treated as a monkey, no, you're a monkey in the first place, and you're just playing tricks on people."

Monkey King is also: "Go and go, I'm not calling it a show, I'm calling it TV, filming TV, you know, brother, I have hundreds of thousands of fans, do you have it?" ”

"Last time, I filmed a Journey to the West with my master and the old man, it was a fire, there are so many fans, I was invited even every night for the New Year, and this year's Year of the Monkey did not invite my grandson, you don't know, a large number of fans in the whole sky are forwarded and feel sad for me."

What did Sun Wukong say, Erlang God didn't know how to reply to Sun Wukong, because he was stuck here, seeing this, Ye Fan out of curiosity, clicked on this Monkey King is also, clicked to enter, was blocked, and couldn't see it, because people in the lower world couldn't see QQ in the sky

Finding that he couldn't see it, Ye Fan retreated to the homepage, and when he retreated, he saw countless messages of no, no, Ye Fan smiled, and said to himself: "Hehe, God of Food, God of Food, you have a lot of calculations, but you can't count your daughter to fall for my scheme, right?" ”