"Uncle, are you here? As long as you send me that water gun, I will definitely not let Mommy put on your little shoes, really, uncle, I didn't lie to you. ”

Ye Fan smiled, clicked and replied, "Really, are you sure you won't tell Mommy?" ”

"Well, I'm sure I won't tell Mommy to know, I'll only tell Dad to know."

Khan, what kind of IQ are the children of this era? Compared with the God of Food, one heaven and one earth, I still really doubt that you are the daughter of the God of Food?

But although he thought so, Ye Fan didn't dare to say this, otherwise he would definitely make a big fuss if he was made by a child, as the saying goes, it is better to teach people to beat their sons, not to break up a pair of marriages, Ye Fan still understands this.

"Really good, uncle will reward you with a candy later, don't call me uncle anymore, my uncle is not married yet? It's not good to call it like that, it should be called brother. ”

The child knows a lot, and when he heard Ye Fan ask her not to call her uncle, the child also argued with Ye Fan, sent an angry expression, and said: "My mommy said that the person who is with her father is not called uncle, but aunt, otherwise Mommy will beat me." ”

"Mommy also said that the uncle who is not married is called a dog, a dog that no one wants, so pitiful."

Ye Fan was sweating profusely, I don't know how to explain it, what is an unmarried uncle called a dog, I am single and I am proud, I have leftover food for the country, that is honor.

"What you said is not right, brother, this is because he is not yet of the age of marriage, do you understand?"

The child pouted disdainfully and said: "I don't understand, I don't understand, my uncle is a dog, my uncle is a dog, it's a dog who doesn't count, and he said to buy me a water gun, but he didn't give it, hum, I told Mommy." ”

"Go, go, uncle is not free now, and your dad and I are being crooked? It's cool here, you don't have a share, lalala. ”

"Wow, it's so cool, it's fun, Brother Food, slow down, be careful, this bed is going to break, pay attention."

"My brother won't talk to you anymore, but my brother and your dad are cooler? You want to come, let your mommy take you to play, my brother is here in the Qinglou now, it's fun, wow, your dad is better than that, one singles out three. ”

After sending these few words, Ye Fan immediately quit QQ, and a yin expression was revealed, and he was a little excited, always wondering how this god of food would die later, was he dragged out of the Qinglou by his wife? It's still mixed out of the green building, and it's exciting to think about it.

"Dear passengers, we are about to arrive at the main point station of this train, please bring your luggage and prepare to get off the train."

Originally, I was still thinking about YY, thinking about how the god of food would be dragged out of the Qinglou by his wife, but I hadn't thought about it yet, and suddenly heard the radio talking about the train station, Ye Fan was startled, and thought, there is no mistake, how can I arrive quickly?

But when I picked up my phone and looked at it, I was startled, it was already afternoon, how could it be five o'clock in the afternoon, this time was really fast, with the suitcase, the whole backpack was earthy ginseng, Ye Fan got off the train.

It may be that I just played with my mobile phone for too long when I was in the volcano, and I forgot to charge it, and as soon as I came out, I was about to use my mobile phone to make a call, and I knew that it had been automatically turned off when I got out of the car, and when I saw that it was turned off, Ye Fan could only take a taxi by himself.

When Ye Fan came home, it was already more than six o'clock, and in rural places, it was usually a little more than seven o'clock to eat, which was the usual meal time, sometimes a little earlier, Ye Fan, who had not yet entered his old house, heard the sound of his grandfather laughing and telling jokes from a distance.

"Haha, Lao Ye, this is your fault, if it wasn't for me back then, would you have had one more knife on your kid? Definitely not, so, this knife came because of me, I must remember. ”

"Old antique, what are you talking about? We're brothers, what do you mean? I don't block the knife for you, who will do it for you? ”

"Haha, that's, that's, who made us good brothers?"

Hearing his grandfather and good brother laughing inside, Ye Fan also smiled and walked in, for this good brother of grandpa, Ye Fan had seen it a few times when he was at home before, but when he grew up, he saw less of each other, hearing this voice, Ye Fan quickly walked in.

"Grandpa, Grandpa Dong, I'm back."

Pulling the luggage and walking into the hall, it was afternoon, Ye Fan didn't see his mother in the living room, needless to say, he must have gone to buy vegetables, seeing Ye Fan coming back, Ye Fan's grandfather stood up, walked towards Ye Fan quickly, stretched out his hand and slapped Ye Fan's head very hard, and scolded.

"Do you still know to come back? I thought you had stiff wings, and I forgot who your old man was, and I waited for more than two days when your kid came back. ”

Ye Fan's face was red, embarrassed to smile, he looked at his grandfather stupidly, not knowing how to speak, and Old Man Dong saw that Ye Fan was beaten, he also stood up, and said to Ye Fan's grandfather: "When the child grows up, you don't want to fight, you see, how old are you, and you still start like a child like Xiaofan?" ”

"That's it, it's better to be Grandpa Dong."

Seeing Ye Fan say that Grandpa Dong is good, Ye Fan's grandfather continued to hit Ye Fan's head: "I'll let you make Grandpa Dong good, I'll let you make Grandpa Dong good, eat things inside and outside," After patting a few times to deflat, he sat down and drank tea.

The character of a soldier is a little like to prove it with action, this is also the character of Ye Fan's grandfather, he was beaten a few times by his grandfather, Ye Fan pouted and said: "Grandpa, I will delay my return when I prepare a big gift for you, you beat me without asking, believe it or not, I won't give you a gift." ”

Seeing that Ye Fan was still threatening himself, Ye Fan's grandfather said with disdain: "Just you, return the gift, I see that your mother is right, you just dream too much during the day, let me tell you, you are not allowed to get up more than six o'clock in the future, get up at five o'clock in the morning every morning and go out for a morning run, do you hear?" ”

"Grandpa, I really didn't lie to you, I prepared a gift for you, don't you believe it, right, you won't regret it later?"

"Hmph, when did I regret it, I think back then, when I was fighting devils, a submachine gun, from Hemen Guangxi, where did it hit?"

At this time, the old man Dong next to him saw that Grandpa Ye Fan had forgotten, and immediately approached and said, "It's not from Guangxi to where to fight, but the bloody battle of Taierzhuang, the strongest stop of the only War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression in Chinese history." ”

"Yes, that's right, back then, your grandfather and I fought in Taierzhuang, brought the people of Guangxi to follow Li Zongren to become famous, that was to hit Little Japan and saw that the people of Guangxi were afraid, you are embarrassed to say that your grandfather here I will regret it, think..."

I wanted to say it, I thought about it too much, but before I finished the words, my mouth stopped.