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Zhang Xiaohua asked: "This is a prosthetic leg, how did you get it?"

Uncle Zhang replied: "Oh, I want to clean up the little hooligans in the factory back then, and act bravely, don't mention it, don't mention it." ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "So Uncle Zhang is a hero who acts bravely!" ”

Uncle Zhang looked proud: "That's!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Come on, Uncle Zhang's time is not early, I have to go, goodbye Uncle Zhang." ”

Uncle Zhang: "Goodbye, little flower." ”

The stage lights were dimmed when the sketch was performed here, and the conversation between Zhang Xiaohua and her mother was heard first, followed by the violent crash......

The lights on the stage are on, and Zhang Xiaohua appears in a relatively retro environment.

A small vendor walked over: "Tofu, tofu just out of the pot." ”

The vendor shouted twice and suddenly fell, stood up and continued to shout: "Tofu brain, tofu brain just out of the pot." ”

After a fall, the vendor changed from selling tofu to selling tofu brains, and this burden still played a role, and many viewers showed a shallow smile.

The sketch continues.

Zhang Xiaohua met her mother Wang Guilian who got off work, and Uncle Zhang when she was young, and then, "Three Less Fertilizers" made her debut.

And after the three young fertilizers appeared in the style of killing Matt, the scene immediately burst into laughter, and the style of killing Matt in this time and space is still very fresh, therefore, the visual impact on people is great, especially when the three young fertilizers reported their tongue twisters, the audience at the scene laughed even more.

The appearance of the three young fertilizers also led to the actor Lin Feng of this sketch to make a cameo appearance in Ouyang Zhu, and as soon as Lin Feng appeared, he burst out with golden sentences and shouted righteously: "Let go of that girl!" ”

Then just when everyone thought that this was to be righteous and brave, Lin Feng followed up: "Let her fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly......

As soon as Lin Feng's second half of the sentence came out, the audience at the scene immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Lin Feng is too second."

"Let her fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly, Lin Feng thought of it."

"I laughed to death, I thought I was going to be a hero to save the United States, but it turned out to be a coward."

“……”

The sketch is performed here, and the effect seems to be even better than when it was performed in another time and space, firstly, the killer Matt style of the three young fertilizers appeared on the screen for the first time in this time and space, and there is Lin Feng's surprise cameo, his sentence "Let go of that girl, let her fly freely like a butterfly in the jungle" suddenly became a buzzword, and the sketch is being broadcast here, and there are already many people on Weibo and in the micro-chat circle.

Cctv.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, Jiang Cheng's apprentice Ma Rongrong is performing hard, but although she is acting very hard, the plot of the show is too thin, and the only laughs are old-fashioned jokes, therefore, the audience doesn't buy it too much, except for a group of leading nurseries in the front row, the real audience almost doesn't laugh.

Especially the forcible sensationalism at the end of the show, which makes people look awkward, let alone moved.

Therefore, Ma Rongrong's sketch has just finished broadcasting, and there are already complaints on the Internet.

"! I see that I am embarrassed that the cancer is committed, how did the one named Ma Rongrong go to the Spring Festival Gala! ”

"I'm so disappointed with this year's Spring Festival Gala! The show is not as good as the other, and the other is better than the other! ”

"Mom, my dad wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and I can't stand watching a few shows with me, especially this Ma Rongrong's sketch, it's just forcibly sensational, it's like a person forcing you to cry, it's embarrassing."

"MB, don't read it! I originally wanted to support the Spring Festival Gala, after all, I have watched it for so many years, but you are really not angry! ”

"To put it mildly, a few people upstairs are looking for themselves, there is such a good-looking "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" Don't watch it, watching the Spring Festival Gala here, it's like not eating meat, you want to eat Xiang!"

"I understand people upstairs, after Lin Feng and Lan Siyu's "Part-time Worker" transferred the station to Blue Ocean Satellite TV, I am not ready to turn back, it's so exciting, "Where Has the Time Gone" is super moving, this kind of moving is from the heart, not forcibly sensational, it is comfortable to watch!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I suggest that friends who are still watching the Spring Festival Gala hurry up and watch Blue Ocean Satellite TV, it's not too late, now Zhang Xiaohua's sketch is also funny, but it's ...... the end."

"It's not, sincerely, people who are still watching the Spring Festival Gala should have broken their brains, "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" dumped ten streets of the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Ten streets are said to be less, it should be a hundred streets!"

"Zhang Xiaohua's sketch is over, it's super touching, I cried again, I feel that Lin Feng must have done it on purpose, first asked Qin Ruolin to sing a song "Where Has Time Gone" to make me cry a mess, and now Zhang Xiaohua's show made me cry again."

"Compare this sketch of Ma Rongrong and Zhang Xiaohua also take the sensational route, but the effect is the difference between heaven and earth, Ma Rongrong is forcibly sensational, obviously can't cry and cry hard, it is embarrassing to watch, and Zhang Xiaohua's work is emotionally real, it is a little bit into your heart, to touch the softest part of your heart, love Xiaohua, this show is really good-looking."

"The analysis upstairs is accurate, it is true that Zhang Xiaohua's show is so good, there are laughs, tears, rare good programs, I heard that the Spring Festival Gala killed her in this show, alas, it seems that Lin Feng's withdrawal from the Spring Festival Gala was indeed treated unfairly, and the Spring Festival Gala not only banned him, but also let his works go away!"

"That's it, that's it, it's amazing, the word Spring Festival Gala, all of Lin Feng's works have been blocked, if it's true that Lin Feng's works have problems, there's nothing to say, but after reading it, we know the truth, this is Chiguoguo's target! Now I finally understand why Lin Feng has to fight with the Spring Festival Gala, he wants to take a breath! ”

"What I didn't say, support Lin Feng! I've tuned both TVs at home to Blue Ocean Satellite TV, and I've killed the Spring Festival Gala!! ”

“……”

Because Zhang Xiaohua and Ma Rongrong's works happened to be broadcast in one time period, and they are both programs that take the sensational route, the two programs will naturally be compared by the audience.

Ma Rongrong's side of the Spring Festival Gala has a bad review, while Zhang Xiaohua's side has a lot of praise.

With the broadcast of these two programs, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala and "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" have changed again.

Blue Ocean Satellite TV's real-time ratings have risen to 15, and the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have directly fallen below 20, leaving only 19.5, although the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are still leading now, but according to this momentum, it will be a matter of time before the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are exploded.

Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Li Baoping, who learned of the real-time ratings, was dumbfounded on the spot, although the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala began to decline after the first sketch, Li Baoping always thought that the lost ratings would slowly rise back, but, he never expected that after only a few more programs, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala fell below 20 for the first time, and in the past 30 years, the total ratings of the Spring Festival Gala have never fallen below 20, therefore, the Spring Festival Gala directed by him has set a shameful record!

"Director Li, you don't have to be too anxious, the time is still long, Lin Feng's work appreciation alone, can come up with a few good-looking programs, it is undeniable that his programs are good at this time, but this quality must not be sustainable, therefore, our fallen ratings will definitely be able to come back." Diane comforted her.

Hearing this, Li Baoping shook his head depressedly: "It's too difficult for the lost ratings to come back, unless, the quality of the programs on Blue Ocean Satellite TV really plummets, otherwise, there is little hope." ”

"Director Li, we have been preparing for the Spring Festival Gala for several months, and Lin Feng's side has been from preparation to broadcast for more than 20 years, I believe that the overall quality of our party must be superior, the party has just begun, we must have a chance." Diane continued: "By the way, the next show is a few performances of little fresh meat, they are very popular, maybe our ratings will be pulled back soon." ”

"I hope it's as you say, but now we really can't despise Lin Feng anymore, this guy is simply a freak, he can do any kind of show!" Li Baoping sighed depressedly.

The two galas continued.

Both sides of the Spring Festival Gala and "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" are singing songs.

The Spring Festival Gala invited the chorus of two little fresh meats, and "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" is Shen Guorong's solo time.

On one side is a little fresh meat, and on the other side is a superstar who has faded out of the music scene for a while.

As soon as the two sides opened, whether it was singing, aura, or the song itself, Shen Guorong's side occupied an overwhelming advantage, especially, Shen Guorong has accumulated hundreds of millions of fans over the years, including some middle-aged and elderly audiences, therefore, Shen Guorong's appearance, more people have turned their TV to Blue Ocean Satellite TV.

Another show ended, and the ratings on both sides changed a bit.

The real-time ratings of Blue Ocean Satellite TV reached an astonishing 17, while the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala were only 18.5, and the gap between the ratings between the two sides was getting smaller and smaller.

The party continued.

The next two sides are still singing and dancing programs, the Spring Festival Gala is the chorus of two first-line stars, and Blue Ocean Satellite TV is the idol drama queen Wu Qiuying, this time the magnitude of the characters on both sides is about the same, and there is not much difference in the quality of the program, so the ratings have not changed much.

After two more shows.

The Spring Festival Gala ushered in a language program, Jiang Cheng's new cross talk "Saying the New Year".

And Blue Ocean Satellite TV is also a language program, Lin Feng and Yu Qianhe's cross talk "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala".

As soon as the programs on both sides came out, the audience immediately exploded.

"I'll go, Lin Feng and Jiang Cheng's show turned out to be at the same time, this is the rhythm of fighting in the air!"

"What a coincidence, Lin Feng and Jiang Cheng's show actually ran into each other, haha."

"Jiang Cheng's cross talk is really nothing to listen to now!"

"Waiting for Lin Feng's new cross talk, it is said that it is also a show that was killed by the Spring Festival Gala."

"Sure enough, tune the TV to Blue Ocean Satellite TV, Lin Feng and Brother Qian's cross talk must be listened to."

"Finally waited for Lin Feng's cross talk, although Lin Feng's sketch was good, but I still love his cross talk the most."

"I also like Lin Feng's cross talk, down-to-earth, and funny, I don't know how many times better than Jiang Cheng."

“……”

Lin Feng and Jiang Cheng's show has not yet started, but the discussion on the Internet has been overwhelming, however, more than 95% of the audience is optimistic about Lin Feng, therefore, after the audience learned that Lin Feng was going to talk about cross talk again, many viewers who were still watching the Spring Festival Gala also switched their TV to Blue Ocean Satellite TV.

All eyes on it.

Lin Feng and Yu Qian, who were dressed in coats, walked on the stage of Blue Ocean Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala.

As soon as the two appeared, there was immediately a burst of cheers at the scene, because of the foundation laid by "Happy Comedian", the cross talk of the two has left a good reputation in the hearts of the audience.

"Happy New Year, everyone." Standing on the stage, Lin Feng first said hello to the audience.

Yu Qian then echoed: "Our brothers have given everyone a New Year's greeting. ”

After saying that, the two arched their hands at the same time, and the audience immediately responded at the scene.

When the voice at the scene weakened, Lin Feng officially started the performance: "Wearing a coat and walking on the stage, the audience knows that we are going to talk about cross talk, my name is Lin Feng, I am a primary school student in the cross talk industry, and the one standing next to me has to be grandly introduced." ”

"Donkey Qian, donkey teacher!" Lin Feng pointed at Yu Qian, and said with a straight face.

As soon as he heard this, Yu Qian didn't do it: "You make it clear, is it a donkey, or Yu??" ”

"Yuma! Horses and donkeys! Lin Feng said.

"Go along, Ma Hu, Nanian donkey." Yu Qian glanced at Lin Feng.

"Okay, it doesn't matter if it's a donkey or Yu, people are famous."

"Don't mind, there's no donkey, it's Yu!!" Yu Qian looked affirmative.

Lin Feng smiled: "Look at you, you are more serious, the name is a symbol, the surname is the same as the surname Donkey or the surname Yu." ”

"Is it all the same? Then you will also be called Lin Feng, change it to Yu Feng! Yu Qian said.

"That's not possible, my name was given by my father, along with my father's surname!" Lin Feng hurriedly said.

Yu Qian glanced at his mouth: "Co-author, my surname is a neighbor of Sui, just change it??" ”

"Huh?" Hearing this, Lin Feng made a look of horror: "Admit it!" There is a person surnamed Donkey next door to your house, and everyone affectionately calls him the old donkey next door! ”

"you!!" Yu Qian gently pushed Lin Feng: "There is no one surnamed donkey in our neighborhood!" I'm surnamed Yu! With my father's last name! ”

"Yes, yes, his surname is Yu! His father's name is Yu Xiaoqian. Lin Feng continued.

"You wait! My name is Yu Qian, and my father's name is Yu Xiaoqian?? How did we come up with this name? Yu Qian glanced at Lin Feng.

"Your grandfather's name is Xiao Xiaoqian, your family is from the family tree!" Lin Feng said seriously.

"Stop! That's how your family tree is arranged!! Yu Qian said: "Introduce me, you just say me, Yu Qian!" ”

"Gotcha." Lin Feng nodded, and said loudly: "Then I will make a grand introduction, and the one standing next to me is Yu ......."

"It's Yu, right?" Lin Feng said halfway and asked Yu Qian.

"Yes, yes." Yu Qian nodded.

Lin Feng continued: "This is, Teacher Yu Whip ......"

"Go for you! The more you talk about this, the more unpleasant it becomes!! When Yu Qian heard this, he almost fainted.

And when the show came to this, the scene was already full of laughter.

"Lin Feng, this guy is the most broken."

"Lin Feng is so cheap tonight, Teacher Yu Qian has been played badly."

"Three sentences of haha, two sentences of laughter, this is serious cross talk."

"As soon as Lin Feng appeared, he was really burdened, and he was amused."

"Donkey Qian, Yu whip...... The psychological shadow area of Teacher Qiu Yu ......"

"Yu Qian, Yu Xiaoqian, Xiao Xiaoqian...... Haha......"

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