As soon as Lin Feng appeared here, the atmosphere of the scene became hot, and the audience who was watching "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" in front of the TV was also amused. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's a little embarrassing to look at the Spring Festival Gala again, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie are working very the stage, but there are too few laughs, Jiang Cheng, who can't keep up with the rhythm of the times, forcibly copied the jokes on the Internet, and the result is naturally unsatisfactory, and Jiang Cheng's cross talk also put some things with the main theme in order to cater to the big theme, and the audience is even more tired of watching it.

So, Jiang Cheng had just said half of the cross talk here, and there was already a lot of complaints on the Internet.

"It's really cheap, I have to watch the Spring Festival Gala! I am embarrassed for Jiang Cheng when I listen to this cross talk. ”

"Jiang Chengzhen is old and can't keep up with the situation, in fact, his early works are still good, but now, I can only say that this is the world of young people."

"Those who are still looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala will have good works, all of them are scattered, the programs of "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting" are all wonderful, why do you have to watch the Spring Festival Gala and suffer!"

"Lin Feng's cross talk has blown up the field, but Jiang Cheng is embarrassed to death, this time, Jiang Cheng lost miserably."

"Turntable! Turntable! MD, the Spring Festival Gala is so bad, what kind of show is this, it's embarrassing to watch. ”

"Dad, Mom still insists on watching the Spring Festival Gala, saying that I have watched it for more than 30 years, and I can't accompany it......"

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The scene of Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Lin Feng's Works Appreciation Meeting".

Lin Feng and Yu Qian's cross talk continued.

Lin Feng: "Have you heard, Brother Qian, it's been a Spring Festival Gala again." ”

Yu Qian: "What is the Spring Festival Gala!" ”

Lin Feng: "Make a fuss, it's even more lively, watch the Spring Festival Gala and go to sleep!" ”

"Wait, that's not going to sleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala, it's going to sleep after watching the Spring Festival Gala! You fall asleep just looking at it, that's not a thing. Yu Qian hurriedly said.

"It's not what I said, this is what the audience said, it's so boring, I fell asleep watching it." Lin Feng continued.

Hey......!

As soon as Lin Feng's words came out, the audience at the scene immediately cheered, obviously, Lin Feng is about to start the rhythm of the Black Spring Festival Gala, people are stretching their necks one by one, to say wonderful, what is more exciting than tearing the opponent on the stage.

Sure enough, Lin Feng really went in the direction that the audience was expecting.

"Although the Spring Festival Gala is boring, after all, it is a party that people all over the country are watching, as soon as I want to be popular, the Spring Festival Gala is a shortcut, on the Spring Festival Gala, I will say cross talk on stage, and the people of the whole country will know me the next day." Lin Feng said again.

"That's right, everyone used to watch the Spring Festival Gala on Chinese New Year's Eve." Yu Qian said.

"And what about this year?" Lin Feng asked.

"Isn't it all up to you!" Yu Qian responded.

Hey......!

Hearing this, the audience at the scene laughed again.

Lin Feng had a straight face: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's all up to me, that's right." ”

"So, you pushed the Spring Festival Gala over there?" Yu Qian asked.

"Push, it's pushed." Lin Feng said vaguely.

"Did you push it?" Yu Qian asked.

"I said, why do you love so much?" Lin Feng frowned and said, "You have to let me tell the truth, okay, since there are no outsiders on the scene, I'll tell the truth." ”

Lin Feng paused and continued: "I'm going to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but if you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, you have to be reviewed, I haven't passed the program review and have been killed." ”

Hey......!

Seeing that Lin Feng directly mentioned the death of his show on the stage, there was another burst of laughter at the scene.

"Killed? Can't you? You're on a good show! Yu Qian looked surprised.

"Yes, I was also full of confidence at that time, but I was stunned when I arrived at the Spring Festival Gala audit site." Lin Feng said.

"What's the matter?" Yu Qian asked.

"I didn't bring a gift!" Lin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "The stage at the audit site is full of gifts, what oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, tobacco, wine, sugar tea, cloth and silk, as well as mobile phones, tablets, electric cars, small motorcycles, ......."

"Ho! You are the audit site of the Spring Festival Gala, you are not a supermarket! Yu Qian said.

Lin Feng shrugged: "So, I'm in a circle, I thought to myself that this is a mistake?" Hurriedly found a staff member and asked, is this the audit site of the Spring Festival Gala? ”

The staff nodded, that's right, this is the Spring Festival Gala audit site, you hand over the gift list first."

"A list of gifts?" Yu Qian asked.

"Yes, I was also stunned at the time, I said that there was no gift list, I came with my works." Lin Feng continued: "As soon as I heard this, the staff gave me a blank look, and I didn't bring you any gifts to the Spring Festival Gala!" ”

"I wondered, isn't the Spring Festival Gala a work? What does it have to do with giving a gift or not? ”

"That's right." Yu Qian nodded.

Lin Feng said with a straight face: "I can't succumb to this crooked tendency, I won't believe it, and if I don't give gifts, I won't be allowed to go to the Spring Festival Gala!" ”

"As long as the work is good, it should be put on." Yu Qian said.

"However, I was still too naïve, because I didn't have a gift list, my show was scheduled for the last review, and I squatted at the entrance of the stage, watching the actors in front of me take the stage one by one to be reviewed." Lin Feng said with a sad face.

"How's they doing?" Yu Qian asked.

"It's a good performance, and the show is wonderful." Lin Feng said with a smile: "An actress walked on the stage and bowed deeply. ”

"It's time to start the show."

"Hmm." Lin Feng nodded, imitating the actress's tone and said: "Hello judges, I brought five boxes of Shanxi old vinegar, ten barrels of Northeast soybean oil, and twenty bags of Wuchang rice, all of which are pure green and non-GMO products......"

Before the actress finished speaking, she looked at the judges and waved her hand: "Okay, this show is good, go back and prepare for the next round of review." ”

"That's it??" Yu Qian said in surprise.

Lin Feng nodded: "Yes, it's over." ”

"Did she put on a show?" Yu Qian asked.

"It's acted, didn't people say a piece of talk!" Lin Feng shrugged: "Five boxes of Shanxi old vinegar, ten barrels of Northeast soybean oil, twenty bags of Wuchang rice......"

"Ho! Is this a penetration? ”

"Everyone has been audited, so it should be forgotten." Lin Feng thought for a while and added: "By the way, the actress also said that after reviewing the show, ask a few judges to go to the hotel to guide the script......"

"Ho! Go to the hotel to direct the script??? Yu Qian was shocked.

Lin Feng nodded: "It's all popular now, you don't understand!" ”

Hey......!

Hearing this, the audience at the scene burst into laughter again.

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