Chapter 43: The Romantic History of the Eight Commandments (Happy April Fool's Day)
After listening to Ye Fan's words, Taishang Laojun covered his stomach and laughed, because what Ye Fan said was really funny, what old cow doesn't eat tender grass, the little white face likes to be raised, everything, anyway, there is no Ye Fan can't say, only Taishang Laojun and Tang Seng have never heard of it.
"Ye Fan, is this really the case down here?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help it, covered his mouth and laughed, looked at Ye Fan and asked.
Ye Fan said disdainfully: "I don't know, if you don't listen, you have to laugh next to you, how verbose are you now, it's true." ”
"Isn't it unbearable for me?" While answering Ye Fan's words, he hugged his stomach with both hands and laughed, he didn't even look like a fairy, similar to a three-year-old child.
It may be that Taishang Laojun's laughter was too loud, waking up the people who were still resting in the circus, and a fat-headed and big-eared person walked in from outside the door, and as soon as he came in, he looked at Taishang Laojun, and said angrily: "I said can you be quiet?" It's noon, and I don't let people rest, laughing, do you think this is Tianting Kindergarten? Screaming, I really don't know how to think about others? ”
The fat-headed and big-eared man who came in from the door said a lot of words like a woman, and then Taishang Laojun was reluctant to leave the ground and stood up from the ground.
Taishang Laojun, who was blushing, forcibly held back his laughter, but in the end, he couldn't bear it, poofed, and continued to laugh, while Tang Seng was much quieter, just showing two small dimples and smiling, not like Taishang Laojun, holding his stomach and laughing.
Sun Wukong also came back at this time, as soon as he came in, he saw how the whole face of Taishang Laojun was red, and then looked around, saw the fat-headed and big-eared man, and scolded, "Idiot, did you eat the banana I brought back from Huaguo Mountain last time, why are there only apples and pears left, and nothing else?" ”
The fat-headed and big-eared man known as a nerd was scolded by Sun Wukong, and he didn't dare to speak out, because the bananas were indeed eaten by him, the last time I saw Brother Monkey bring a lot of bananas back from Huaguo Mountain, he couldn't help it on the day he saw the bananas, and wanted to steal them, who knows, his senior brother is at home all day.
Today, I finally found an opportunity for my brother to be away from home, and secretly ran to steal the bananas that my brother brought back, maybe I was too full, a little sleepy, and I couldn't help but run to sleep. ”
Sun Wukong listened to this nerd's explanation not once or twice, every time he didn't say, I saw that it was wasted here if I didn't eat it, what a pity, or that said, I saw how beautiful this banana was, I couldn't help but want to taste it, who knows, I haven't tasted it yet, it's not enough to stuff my teeth, it's gone.
In addition to these two reasons, nerds can't find a third decent reason, Huaguo Mountain not only has sufficient water resources, but also has a very good climate, all year round, neither too cold, nor too warm, the most suitable is to plant bananas, Huaguo Mountain bananas, famous all over the world.
Wukong's original purpose was to send some bananas to Ye Fan and have a good relationship with Ye Fan, after all, this Heavenly Court network administrator has a small official position, but he has great power, and whoever is not satisfied will directly make you unable to access the Internet.
But I couldn't find it for a long time, I thought about it, it must have something to do with the nerd, so I went to the nerd's room to find the nerd to settle the account, who knows, the nerd is not in the room, I thought at first that the banana was eaten this time, and it must have nothing to do with the nerd, but the nerd is not in the room, it must have nothing to do with it, that knows, when I came back, I saw the nerd here.
The nerd still wants to explain more, but Sun Wukong is too lazy to listen to the explanation, so he kicks the nerd in the stomach like this, and with a monkey foot, the nerd disappears, which is even more powerful than Hollywood movies.
"Master, I brought the fruit to Ye Fan's little brother, but I originally wanted to give Ye Fan's little brother a little banana from our Huaguo Mountain, who knew that I went to see it just now, and it was gone, no need to guess, it must be the second junior brother's nerd who stole it, this nerd stole my fruit all day long, the nerd didn't know that day, I had to put some laxatives in the fruit for him to lose weight."
"Okay, you monkey head, you are the same senior brother, you don't have to worry about it every time, although Bajie only knows how to eat, but his nature is not bad, you don't care about him, not this time, then send it next time, Ye Fan friend, don't you mind this?"
Ye Fan smiled and said, "It's okay, but I just heard you say that the one just now is Bajie, is it your second apprentice Zhu Bajie?" ”
Tang Seng nodded and said: "Well, that is my second apprentice Zhu Bajie just now, don't look at how much he eats all day, but he is still very serious about his work, he can just eat." ”
When the monkey heard his master say that he was not, he immediately interjected and said: "Go and go, what work is very serious, and I don't know who molested other beauties during the performance last time, and the father of the family knows about it, and came to us to complain, saying that he was going to dismantle our circus, and you are embarrassed to say that the nerd works hard." ”
"And last time, everyone was free, master, your old man took the lead in going out to play, I said that we would ride the roller coaster together, let Bajie go to buy tickets, who knew that Bajie saw a beautiful woman, in order to be able to sit in the position next to the beauty, I bought the position next to the beauty at a high price, so that we could only watch him pick up girls on the side, and said unashamedly, there is nothing I can't do, only I don't want to do it."
"Who knows what people say, how powerful, can you invite me to ride the roller coaster a few more times, and finally sold all the tickets for Hemen, so that we have no money to buy tickets to go out, and we were caught by the people inside, saying that we came in secretly, and we were going to detain us and give them a week's waiter, you are embarrassed to say that the nerd works hard, I think it is the master that your old man is eccentric."
"You know a fart, you are a senior brother, you should let me be the senior brother." As soon as Wukong finished speaking, Zhu Bajie, who was kicked away, came back immediately, and he was unwilling to start arguing with Sun Wukong on the side.
"You should let me, I'm your senior brother, you're my junior brother, understand, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, and be filial to the senior brother?"
"I don't understand, I don't understand, you."
The two didn't care where they were, they quarreled directly, the quarrel between the two, Tang Seng has long been used to it, from the time when the West Heaven learned scriptures to the present, these two people have always been like this, if they are not used to it, Tang Seng really doesn't know how to live.
"Alright, alright, one of you two is one less word, don't you see any guests here?"
"Also, Bajie, this time it's really your fault, every time you see Senior Brother bring fruit back, you steal Senior Brother's bananas, don't happen again, otherwise the teacher won't pay you a salary next time."
As soon as he heard the word salary, Bajie stood upright, turned to Tang Seng, and said with a grin, "I'm joking with Brother Monkey?" Brother Monkey, don't you say? ”