Sun Wukong raised his forehead and replied to Bajie's words with disdain: "No, who is joking with you, you idiot, when you see a beautiful woman, you forget who the master is, or not, isn't it, hum." ”

"Hmph, what else are you talking about, we are a team, we have to be united, old man, look at it, Brother Monkey is starting to be disunited now." If you can't hug Brother Monkey's thigh, then hug the master's thigh, this has always been the habit of Bajie, Ye Fan couldn't help it, so he covered his mouth and smiled on the spot.

Bajie didn't notice Ye Fan's presence much just now, but now when he heard Ye Fan's laughter, he remembered that he didn't seem to have seen this person?

In this heavenly court, whose daughter is the most beautiful, the Li family or the daughter of the Zhang family is still single, how much is Chang'e's breasts, Bajie knows it clearly, but the person in front of him, Bajie has really never seen it.

I haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that Bajie is afraid, he looked at Ye Fan and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"Bajie, don't be rude, this is a guest." Ye Fan was scolded by Bajie, Tang Seng helped Ye Fan as soon as possible, and when he heard his master speak, Bajie stopped talking, but the pair of eyes still looked at Ye Fan with some disdain.

Ye Fan is his guest, how can he be scolded by a nerd now, if he doesn't open his mouth again, it will seem that he is very faceless, Sun Wukong is the most powerful person in this team, and Bajie is the person who talks the most in this team, Sha Wujing is the opposite of these two.

Sha Wujing is a person who likes to think quietly, everything is based on the overall situation, now Ye Fan is scolded by a nerd, Sun Wukong walked towards Bajie, who was close to his master, stretched out his monkey hand, and at the speed that Bajie had not yet reacted, he twisted Bajie's ear and shouted: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, I will make you laugh, I will make you laugh, even you are offended by my grandson's guest." ”

"Do you know who this is? This is the network administrator of the Heavenly Court, in this Heavenly Court, after the last computer was destroyed, who doesn't know, who is not convinced? ”

"You idiot is still scolding Brother Fan here, do you want to be unable to get on the Internet tonight? If I find that my computer's IP address is always wrong tonight, let me tell you, the pig cage out there is specially made for you. ”

"Whoa, whoa," the pig cries out one after another, seeing the quarrel between the two, Ye Fan thought to himself, these two junior brothers are really the same as the plot content in Journey to the West, that is, a pair of happy enemies, the kind that makes trouble today and forgets tomorrow, and the reason why Bajie's ears are big, Ye Fan guessed that this should be inseparable from Wukong.

After being twisted by Sun Wukong many times, the nerd finally became honest, and no longer looked at Ye Fan with the eyes that wanted to eat people just now, but smiled, as if he was very familiar with Ye Fan, looked at Ye Fan, and said with a smile: "I have admired the name for a long time, it is better to meet than to be famous, and it is better to eat together when we meet." ”

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat, don't I know what your calculations are? I just want the master to pay for a big meal outside, huh. ”

Just relaxed the hand that twisted Bajie's ears, this time Brother Monkey twisted even harder, looking at the two of you, I said, Ye Fan said to the two: "Okay, don't make trouble, but I just heard Wukong say that the best fruit in Huaguo Mountain is a banana, I don't know what the Great Sage said is the kind of banana that is crooked?" ”

The monkey scratched his head, although he didn't know what Ye Fan meant by asking, but he still nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

The bananas in Huaguo Mountain are original, have not been polluted by nature, and grow in the two worlds between heaven and earth, whether it is the water in the banana or the sugar in the banana, it has not changed at all because of the natural environment and the cultivation of chemical fertilizers, that is, because of this, Ye Fan will ask Sun Wukong if the banana is bent.

Hearing that it was the kind that was crooked, Ye Fan said to Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, if it is really the kind of crooked, if I am not mistaken, the original name of this banana is not called banana, but banana?" ”

"yes, why do you ask how much?" The monkey habitually scratched his face to answer Ye Fan's words, and he didn't understand why Ye Fan suddenly asked this and that again, but he still answered Ye Fan's question.

If he hadn't heard the two of them quarrel just now, Ye Fan would have forgotten that there was more than one acre of land in the back mountain of his hometown, and that one acre of land was now deserted; There is a lot of grass growing in the field, but it is still possible to grow some fruits, and just now Wukong said that this banana called banana is a fruit that is beneficial to the old man's body.

Growing bananas is very simple, as long as you want any kind of banana, he can grow it, unlike planting anything else, you need to put fertilizer, hoe weeds, etc.

This kind of banana has long been extinct in the Nether due to the pollution of various natural factors such as the bad environment, and now hearing the conversation between the two, Ye Fan remembered the introduction of bananas he had seen in a book before.

"Great Sage, in fact, there is nothing, I just want to ask if it is that kind of banana, it seems that it must be, I wonder if you can send me a banana seedling?"

Wukong heard that Ye Fan just wanted a banana seedling, so he didn't say a word, and directly agreed.

"No problem, this is definitely okay, but now I'm not free, wait for me to be free, this should be okay, right?"

"Yes, but I heard that you have a lot of specialties in Huaguo Mountain, remember to pick more and give it to me when the time comes, it's best to pick all your specialties in Huaguo Mountain for me."

Bajie saw how familiar the two were chatting, and suddenly remembered what Brother Monkey said just now, this is the network administrator of Heavenly Court, if you accidentally make him unhappy, the other party is angry, and you will be pitiful if you stop your network, then you can't watch your Teacher Cang's movie at night, don't come to me, I don't know you, thinking of this, Bajie immediately thought in his heart how to have a good relationship with Ye Fan?

If you can get acquainted with Ye Fan like Brother Monkey, doesn't that mean that even if your computer is broken or you can't access the Internet, you can still ask him for help?

Thinking of this, Bajie coughed a few times, walked towards Ye Fan, who was taking the fruit from the table, and without Ye Fan's consent, he stretched out a hand to Ye Fan's shoulder, pushed away the monkey next to him, pulled Ye Fan to the side and said: "That, Brother Ye, it was my fault just now, I blamed you, I shouldn't scold you, it's my fault, my fault, you don't have to worry about me as a villain." ”

"Do you know why I was able to be famous in Gao Laozhuang before? That's because when I was in Gao Laozhuang at that time, I had practiced a book of exercises, which was only useful to mortals, and was not useful to the heavenly immortals at all. ”

"So I'll teach you as an apology now, this exercise is called control, it can control mortals, it must be useful to you, I controlled my parents who took the little lady, so they let their daughter marry me, you listen."

Approaching Ye Fan's ear and muttering a few words, he left Ye Fan's ear, looked at Ye Fan and said, "Brother Ye, in the future, my little brother has a problem with my computer, you have to help me, otherwise, I don't know what to do, little brother." "The implication is that you have to take care of me.

How could Ye Fan not understand what Bajie meant, he smiled, stretched out his hand and patted Bajie's shoulder and said, "That's, who are we, that's brothers, brothers, haha." ”

Bajie also took advantage of the fire and said: "Yes, yes, yes, we are brothers, we are brothers." ”

"Idiot, what did you say to my good brother, say it quickly, otherwise I won't be done with you?" Sun Wukong saw Ye Fan and Bajie laughing and said that we are brothers, and he thought that Bajie had bought Ye Fan?

However, Ye Fan was not bought at all, he turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong in front of him happily and said: "Great Sage, you think too much, I just told Bajie, when are we free, go fishing in Tianhe together, and talk about life, after all, you also know the Great Sage, I don't know where Tianhe is." ”

"I have always heard that the fish in the sky, only the fish in the heavenly river are the most delicious, and not only delicious, but also pure natural, pollution-free, eating grass and growing up, we mortal rich people just like to bask in the sun every day, fishing, grilling and grilling fish, and live a free life every day."

"I think Bajie is fat, and Brother Monkey, come and take a look," pointed to Bajie's belly and said, "How big is this Bajie's belly, if you don't bask in the sun and lose weight, you will definitely have indigestion and give birth to a child, so I'm educating Bajie." ”

"Educate me?" Bajie heard that Ye Fan was educating himself, and forcibly endured not scolding Ye Fan on the surface, but in his heart, he scolded Ye Fan's entire family for eighteen generations of ancestors, what to educate me, you are good to buy on both sides, but in order to be able to surf the Internet.

Bajie also fights, after all, the network in the sky has been down all day recently, if it weren't for the recent malfunction all day long, Bajie wouldn't have bothered to have a good relationship with Ye Fan.

What did Ye Fan say, Bajie could only forcibly grit his teeth and echo Ye Fan's words, stuttering, and said: "Yes, yes, Brother Ye is educating me and teaching me how to lose weight." ”

"Yes, yes, I'm just teaching Bajie how to lose weight, Bajie listened to my words, it was an excitement, just now I said that I was going to go immediately, no, you look at Bajie's face, I forcibly endured it until I blushed." Pointing to Bajie's face, he said his heart very sincerely.

When Brother Monkey heard what Ye Fan said, he stretched out his hand to scratch his face and giggled, pointed at Bajie and said, "In this era, pigs have to lose weight, which is really unusual, it seems that it won't be long before the sow will go up the tree, and we monkeys can be reliable." ”

Seeing that Brother Monkey couldn't help but step on the eight precepts, Ye Fan knew that now was the best time for him to run, if it was a little later, maybe the two of them would quarrel later, and both of them would say everything they knew, it would be not good, but when he left, Ye Fan thought that he might need to contact these three people in the future, so he added the QQ of these three people.

Ye Fan, who left the circus, did not go down to the mortal world as soon as possible, but returned to his studio, and practiced the control technique that Bajie had just taught him for a few hours, and cultivated to the point that he had basically mastered it.

Ye Fan didn't know that within a few minutes of Ye Fan's departure, the two of them fought from the circus to Tianhe, and from Tianhe to Huaguo Mountain.