Hearing the words of black and white impermanence, Ye Fan stared at black and white impermanence, looking at this black and white impermanence with an expression of wanting to kill, and thought to himself, who is the Jade Emperor?

Is that the Son of Heaven?

You actually let me take pictures?

Didn't you push me into the fire?

Fortunately, my IQ is not as bad as yours, and I dare to hit the attention of the Jade Emperor, you are looking for the rhythm of death.

However, when it came to the Jade Emperor, Ye Fan suddenly remembered that except for the first time he saw the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court, he hadn't seen it for the rest of the time?

It's not the first time I've gone to Heaven, but I've also passed through the Lingxiao Treasure Hall a few times, but every time I pass by, I can't see the figure of the Jade Emperor.

The first time I went up, although I couldn't see the real dragon body of the Jade Emperor, but at least I saw the shadow of the Jade Emperor, although it was just a shadow, but the power of that shadow was not something that ordinary people could have.

But in retrospect, how powerful is this Jade Emperor, he should be cultivating in retreat, right?

Ye Fan was just bored and thought of this, but Ye Fan didn't know that the Jade Emperor was not in the heavenly court at all at this time, and the Jade Emperor was doing an earth-shattering event at this time.

Black and white is not common Ye Fan did not speak, think about it carefully, who is this Jade Emperor, is that the Son of Heaven, is the Son of Heaven the kind of person who casually takes pictures with others?

Definitely not, since it's not, then Ye Fan is just a Heavenly Court network administrator, and he can't take pictures with the Jade Emperor, that's also normal, but why didn't Ye Fan dare to say it?

Could it be said?

Isn't it, what I'm saying now, the Jade Emperor won't know, right?

Thinking of this, Black and White Impermanence trembled all over, looked at Ye Fan, and said, "That, that." ”

Looking at Ye Fan, he didn't know how to speak, and suddenly saw Brother Scar in the distance, and saw Brother Scar.

Black and white impermanence was just taken aback, and now I don't know who to take out my anger, and suddenly I see Brother Scar, see Brother Scar, black and white impermanence shows a treacherous smile, this smile, scare Brother Scar, is it a fear?

With a black and white impermanent treacherous smile, he looked at Brother Scar and said to Brother Scar: "You kid, you don't know what the regret medicine is, right?" ”

"How arrogant was you just now? What do you say about going up the knife mountain and going down to the oil pot, what are you? ”

"I think it's okay for you to add some ingredients, it's best to go down to the eighteen layers of hell, sleep with those evil ghosts, eat, and be at ease all day long, how happy you are."

In the mouth of black and white impermanence, it is so happy, but in the eyes of Brother Scar, it is simply a fatal existence, this is the eighteen layers of hell, what you said is easy, you are the big man below, of course you say the next eighteen layers of hell.

If I were the Jade Emperor, I would also say, let you sit in the heavenly prison, clean the bathroom of the heavenly court, and I will also let you clean the girl's bathroom, I think you still dare to be arrogant?

Cleaning the girl's bathroom, Brother Scar didn't do it, it was when Brother Scar was a child, when he was studying, he didn't listen to class, and the teacher punished him to flush the toilet, who knows.

Brother Scar plays word games with the teacher, if you ask me to rinse, I will rinse, then I am not very obedient, since how obedient, then I will go to the girls' toilet to rinse.

And deliberately rinsed at the end of class, scaring those female students into not daring to go inside to urinate.

In the end, I was caught in the office by the teacher and asked, why do you do it, Brother Scar said honestly, didn't you ask me to flush the toilet?

Is this going to flush the toilet? It's just flushing the girls' toilet.

The teacher didn't make it clear, which gave Scar a chance, otherwise, how could Brother Scar have the opportunity to run to the girls' toilet to flush?

Thinking of this, Brother Scar couldn't help but laugh. And Brother Scar, the time to laugh, I forgot what I said to myself just now, and now I am recalling my childhood, closing my eyes and laughing on that side.

Laughing, laughing, and suddenly you find out that something is wrong?

As for what was wrong, Brother Scar couldn't say it, but soon, Scar knew that something was wrong, his body was wrong, because his body suddenly appeared in mid-air.

When Scar opened his eyes and looked around, because Scar was suspended in space, he looked at it at a glance, of course, he couldn't see Ye Fan and the others, and saw that Ye Fan and the others suddenly disappeared.

Scar sighed and said, "This group of evil stars is finally gone, huh, something is wrong, my ass doesn't seem to feel like it's sitting on the ground?" ”

The black and white impermanence standing below originally wanted to lower the scar from the air, and after putting it down, and then lifting the scar up again, just like that, repeating and playing with the scar.

Who knows, when the scar is in the air, he is still laughing, and when he sees that the scar is still laughing, he wants to see how long this scar can laugh.

Who knows, this scar actually thought that Ye Fan and the others had left here, and scolded Ye Fan and the others to get up, as the saying goes, there is black and white impermanence when you bow your head three meters, if you want to say it, don't say it here.

Black and white impermanence heard that he was a bad star, and said to Brother Scar in the air, "Who did you just say is a bad star?" ”

"Isn't it the black man just now, it's even darker than those black people in Africa, I almost threw up when I saw it, and it was still... Still... It's handsome... Handsome..."

The handsome word was suddenly conjured, because Brother Scar, when he heard the words of black and white impermanence, he subconsciously answered, and halfway through the answer, he found that something was wrong, this color sound seemed to be black and white impermanence, and he listened to the sound and suddenly saw black and white impermanence.

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that I suddenly suspended in mid-air, suspended in a place more than three meters high, if I fall off, although I will not fracture, but at least I have to sleep in bed for three or four months.

For three or four months, let Brother Scar sleep in bed, it is better to let Brother Scar die, this sleeps in bed, can't move, can't eat, can't play, can't drink and smoke, and the most important thing is that without a beautiful woman, you have to be watched by beautiful women all day long.

How can this be tolerated?

"Pretty handsome, huh? Looks like you really like to tell the truth? ”

Ye Fan said to Brother Scar who was suspended in the air, and Brother Scar, hearing Ye Fan sarcastically mocking himself, said in a hurry: "Yes, yes, very handsome, very handsome, super handsome, I am all telling the truth, if it is a lie, the sky will thunder, and five thunders will hit the top." ”

"How can you do it with five thunders? Well, if what you say is a lie, then you will go to the eighteenth layer of hell, right? ”

"I heard that in the eighteenth layer of hell, there are many people like you and very courageous, and there are many handsome guys like you said below, each of them is more handsome than black and white."

burst

Brother Scar couldn't help it, he really couldn't help it, what is more handsome than black and white impermanence, this black and white impermanence is ugly enough, you even said that it is more handsome than black and white impermanence, didn't you push me into the fire?

You really shouldn't have a backache when you stand and talk, people are black and white, how to say that you are also a self-aware ghost, and you can also learn Ye Fan, and said to Brother Scar in the air: "Yes, where is the handsome guy, it's really not one word, it's a lot, it's a lot, he's, it's three words, it's so much, it's wrong, it's four words." ”

My fourth sister, don't you want to play me to death?

If it goes on like this, I won't be played to death by you, and I'll be so scared that my guts will break.

I was very scared and said to Ye Fan below: "That, that, I... I..."

"Don't want me, me, mine, what's the, just say it, do you want us to let you go?"

"It's not impossible to let you go, but right?"

"Oops, I suddenly forgot, the Mercedes-Benz that my mother bought me last time, I didn't know it was stolen by that bastard yesterday, and now there is no car to drive, what a tragedy."

What, Mercedes was stolen?

Hearing Ye Fan say that Mercedes-Benz was stolen, Brother Scar was stunned, if he had a choice, Brother Scar would definitely say: "My bank card was also stolen, and everyone is a person who has fallen to the end of the world." ”

But no, at least not now, because now, his life and death are in the hands of Ye Fan and others, so he can only be very distressed and say: "That, Ye Shangxian, my brother, I picked up a Mercedes-Benz outside today, I don't know if it's yours?" ”

"If it's yours, you're an adult and don't care about the villain?"

"You don't think it happened, do you?"

Black and white impermanence stood aside, looked at Ye Fan against others, gave his thumbs up, gave Ye Fan a thumbs up, and said to Ye Fan: "Ye Shangxian, I remember that you seem to have a Bugatti at home, and it was also stolen, isn't it?" ”

Bugatti?

Hearing the three words Bugatti, Brother Scar trembled even more, he just opened a KTV near here, living on so much money every day, plus he used a lot of money, basically there was no money to save, just now Ye Fan said that he was gone.

Brother Scar knew that Ye Fan was deliberately resisting his own money, but what could he do, he was a god, he was just a mortal, could it be that he could still fly to the sky to sue Ye Fan?

Let's not talk about success or not, even if you sue, you don't know where to sue.

So when Brother Scar heard Ye Fan's words, he planned to take some money out, so that this matter could be settled.

But Ye Fan is a lion's mouth, Brother Scar would rather die than choose the latter, of course Ye Fan knows that black and white impermanence is a joke.

Bugatti, what kind of storage is that?

That's a deposit worth at least 50 million, 50 million is half a billion, if this scar brother can get it, he won't come here to resist the village chief's little money, this village chief, at most, is a net worth of several million, this is still all he has been greedy for in his life.

And Brother Scar, that is, because he knows that the village chief is very greedy, so he wants to kidnap the village chief and extort some money, if he doesn't extort some money, Brother Scar is really unwilling.

But Brother Scar would have thought that the mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches were behind, in fact, Ye Fan extorted money from Brother Scar.

Ye Fan also blackmailed because he knew the name of Brother Scar, within a radius of a few thousand meters nearby, there was really no one who didn't know Brother Scar's name, Brother Scar, that is famous, eats people without spitting out bones, often bullies the people, and this village chief is compared.

And the KTV that he opened is not a good thing to see, since the money is not easy to come by, let yourself help him usefully.

Patting the shoulder towards Black and White Impermanence, Ye Fan just wanted to say, forget it, even if he sold the other party, the other party didn't have much money to accompany him, however, before Ye Fan could speak, Black and White Impermanence received a summoning message from King Yama.

Glancing at the information, Black and White Impermanence was very anxious, looked at Ye Fan, and said: "Ye Shangxian, I have something urgent, I'll leave first, I left these Yin soldiers here, something big happened in the Yin Cao Underworld." ”