"Haha, this is the funniest joke I've ever seen, I'll regret it, my brother Scar, I've been messing around for a long time, I don't know how the word regret is written."

"Do you know why I'm called Brother Scar? That's because my whole body is full of scars, so I'm called Brother Scar? ”

"I'm not even afraid of others cutting it, and I'm afraid of you hairy boy, it's really funny."

Scar is wearing a white shirt today, after Scar finished speaking, he tore the shirt directly in front of everyone, if the beauty is here, Scar is torn, then maybe there will be more words in the back, wow, what a big chest muscle, I love you so much.

It's a pity, it's Ye Fan here, Ye Fan doesn't care about your scar or scar, anyway, if you don't accept it later, I'll help you give you another name, called Scar, let you know, okay scar, you can't forget the pain.

was scalded by the soup, and he must not be careless, looked at the scar, and said: "Since you want to try regret medicine later, I'll let you know, hey, in this era, if you don't die, then you won't die." ”

After Ye Fan finished speaking, he looked at the black and white impermanence who was still sitting on the sofa on the side, and motioned to let the black and white impermanence open the eye of heaven for these people, black and white impermanence can open the eye of heaven at any time, but those yin soldiers are not good, because the strength of the yin soldiers is not enough, and there is also that the yin soldiers do not have the qualifications to open other people's eyes casually.

Black and white impermanence saw Ye Fan's eyes look over, smiled, waved his hands, and a ray of light appeared, and the surrounding Yin soldiers immediately appeared in the eyes of these people, of course.

In order to prevent the captured family from being frightened, Ye Fan had just let Black and White Impermanence put the family into a dream, and at this time, what they saw was as if they were in a dream, and everything they saw was fake.

Scar, who was still very arrogant just now, but suddenly, he noticed that something was wrong.

How could there be so many strangely dressed people all of a sudden?

Scar thought he had seen it wrong, stretched out his hand, twisted his eyes, saw that it was still the same, was not mistaken, stretched out his hand again, twisted his eyes, and those around him who were following Scar, seeing Scar, his eldest brother, was stretching out his hands and twisting his eyes.

I also stretched out my hands to twist my eyes, not because I learned scars, but because I also saw incredible people dressed strangely.

In the eyes of these people, it is a person, but in Ye Fan's eyes, this is just a yin soldier, as long as it is a yin soldier that everyone is afraid of.

Yin soldiers, they appeared in ancient times, they existed in ancient times, of course, they wore the military uniforms of those people in ancient times, so when these people saw these Yin soldiers, they thought they were acting, and they watched it again and again, and finally found that they were not mistaken.

Ye Fan saw that these people's hands were constantly twisting their eyes, he smiled, and said to Scar: "Scar, don't twist your eyes anymore, look at you, your eyes are not sick, you have twisted out of pink eye." ”

Hearing Ye Fan's ridicule, Scar said angrily: "Hmph, what kind of illness did I twist out of your, even if you found a helper, so what?" ”

"I'm Scar, what big things haven't you done?"

"I've been on the knife mountain, I've been down to the sea of fire, I've been in the toilet, I've been out of the country, and I've picked up garbage."

"Are you still afraid that you will find these strange people?"

"The most important thing is that it's okay, who else is learning to wear ancient military uniforms, I suspect, you and these people are all out of the mental hospital?"

"On this hot day, how hot it is, and what a thick military uniform I wear, if it weren't for the mental hospital, I really doubt that I took the wrong medicine today."

Ye Fan smiled and said, "You didn't take the wrong medicine, and I didn't come out of the mental hospital, and neither are they, but their magic performance is very powerful, do you want to take a look?" ”

There are so many people on both sides, of course this scar doesn't dare to do it at a loss, if he does it at a loss, then it must be himself who suffers, everyone has a weapon in their hands, and they don't have anything at all, only an iron pipe, and a woolen thread.

Scar is waiting for someone, waiting for his own people to arrive, so he has a lot of nonsense with Ye Fan. Otherwise, Scar won't have a lot of nonsense.

Anyone who knows Scar knows that Scar has a characteristic, that is, no matter who it is, as long as he provokes Scar, Scar will kill him directly, and he will not talk nonsense with anyone, and the reason why Scar has so much nonsense this time is because Ye Fan has many people.

Now I am procrastinating for time, and it is a minute to delay for a minute, and now I hear Ye Fan say, performing magic, this magic show, isn't it just to delay time for yourself?

Scar just wanted to speak, okay, let's put on a show, but before he could say yes, Ye Fan spoke.

Ye Fan said to the Yin soldiers next to him, "You guys show what it means to make the Eighteen Arhats move their heads and show them." ”

The so-called Eighteen Arhats' Head Move, is a name created by Ye Fan himself, originally played with his own head, but Ye Fan felt that it was not good, so he gave these Yin soldiers a new trick name, called Eighteen Arhats Move.

The eighteen Yin soldiers standing at the front, hearing Ye Fan's words, immediately stood up, and the eighteen Yin soldiers, lined up, took off their heads in front of Brother Scar and others, and played like a ball.

Pulled off the head, there was not the slightest trace of blood, at first, Scar thought he was performing magic, but there was a Yin soldier, very insidious, when he played with his head, he was suddenly careless, and he directly slapped the head, and the head happened to be slapped on Brother Scar's hand.

People will have a latent reaction when they are in the most critical situation, and this scar brother will have a latent reaction at the most critical time, of course, and this latent reaction is to catch the head of the yin soldier, and when he first received it, he thought it was a toy head, and he was ready to play.

Debunking these magics, who knows, the pair of eyes winked at Scar, then opened their mouths and said to Scar, "Is it fun?" ”

"Do you want to continue, it's fun, my head, you can take it off, do you want me to take your head off too?"

After the Yin soldier finished speaking, the Yin soldier had no head, but now suddenly, the Yin soldier actually broke his hands, and the Yin soldier who broke his hands, the opponent, flew directly towards Brother Scar.

Fly to Brother Scar's chest, and slowly touch it from the bottom to the top, if it is a beautiful woman, how to touch Scar, Scar doesn't know how excited Cheng Dù is, but now he is being touched by a ghost like this, Scar is scared to pee his pants.

Seeing Scar peeing his pants, the Yin soldier was still unwilling to let go of Scar, so he also broke his foot, walked towards Scar, and scared Brother Scar so that his legs were weak, so he squatted on the ground.

And all around, those brothers of Brother Scar, how good is it that Brother Scar is not as good as Brother Scar, Brother Scar just softened, but those brothers of Brother Scar have not experienced much fighting, killing and killing, of course, there is no Brother Scar who can last for how long, there are a few of them, at the beginning.

Those Yin soldiers took off their heads, and as soon as they saw the Yin soldiers take down those heads, they fell into a coma directly, and said what to wait for these Yin soldiers to perform with their heads, put them over, put them on the chests of those people, stretched out their hands, and touched them.

How bold does this have to be?

This is not just a matter of how simple it is to be courageous, but also to be able to stand firm and not pee your pants, which is the simplest first condition under the premise.

In the scene, there was already a coma, and the remaining half, at this time, the whole person's body was shaking, and a few people, in addition to shaking, also cried, and their pants were wet, because this was a ghost, and when they saw these ghosts, those people, no matter how long they had been on the battlefield, they were all afraid.

Ye Fan smiled, walked towards the black and white impermanence, and said to the black and white impermanence next to him: "How is it, is this world much more fun than your underworld?" ”

Ye Fan completely played the people here as a game, as if it was fun.

And black and white impermanence, hearing Ye Fan use the word play, he looked at Ye Fan and said, "You really know how to play?" ”

"I don't like to play as much as you do, but huh?"

"I also think it's funny, you see these people, they are all scared to pee their pants, their feet go soft, and their bodies shake, as if they haven't seen anything in the world."

Ye Fan heard the words of black and white impermanence, pouted and said, "Do you think everyone can see the world like you?" ”

"I'm guessing, if Impermanence and you suddenly see the Jade Emperor in front of you, what kind of expression will you have?"

Black and white impermanence was teased by Ye Fan, and said: "Since I became a soul seducer, I have never seen any Jade Emperor at all, let alone one day, how can there be that day?" ”

"At that time, I was a soul envoy, and it was the king of Yama who ordered me."

"But Ye Shangxian, have you ever seen the Jade Emperor, what does the Jade Emperor look like?"

The conversation between Ye Fan and the two fell into the ears of the scar brother, but he was so shocked that he couldn't be shocked, what kind of situation is this, it is the Jade Emperor's and the King of Yama, and this is black and white impermanence?

Could it be that he provoked the gods?

Yes, definitely, otherwise, these people wouldn't be able to turn their heads and play with them.

Ye Fan said to the black and white impermanence: "What else can it be?" It just looks, it is more majestic, a dragon nose, two eyes, two hands, there is no other difference, on that dragon suit, there is a dragon, it is a yellow dragon suit. ”

Black and white impermanence: "How simple is it?" ”

Ye Fan: "Yes, it's as simple as that." ”

Black and White Impermanence: "Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" ”

Ye Fan said: "No? ”

Seeing that Ye Fan said no, black and white impermanence said to Ye Fan: "Since there is none?" ”

"Then why don't you take a picture and keep it as a souvenir?"