Chapter Forty-Seven: Where Are the People Small?
"Huh? How do you know? β
There was a faint embarrassment on the fat man's face, but he was still caught by the discerning Officer Lang.
"I guess!" Lang Yuan glanced at the fat man with disdain. In such a small township hidden in the mountains, it is winter, how many people can stay? Just your little bit of caution, it's really not a thought!
"Hehe, you're so good, just guess it!" The fat man's face was bent in the city wall, and he could not hear the ridicule at all, but put his hands on the socket of his heart, and patted his fingers on each other's belly, and the worship in his eyes was about to overflow, like seeing an adult take down a kite hanging from the treetops.
"You obediently open two rooms for me, and I'll pay for the room!" Lang Yuan grabbed his handbag and looked for his wallet. I just came back from abroad, and I didn't bring much RMB, maybe six or seven hundred, but it should be enough in this kind of place. I don't know if the bank card can be swiped.
"Didn't you say give me another chance?" The fat man seems to be a little unwilling.
"Talking doesn't count, it's the preserve of women and villains!" Lang Yuan threw his wallet to the fat man. I can't bite you, or you bite me?
There are too many people who don't count when they talk, and it is even rarer to be so straightforward, the fat man glared at Lang Yuan speechlessly, "I don't allow you to look down on yourself!" β
"I just like to be with the villain!" Lang Yuan's body is tired, but his eyes are not tired at all, and even if he is tired, he can't tolerate sand. If you stare at me, I will stare at you, my eyes are bigger than yours!
Brother is a villain? The fat man shook his shoulders and made a bodybuilding action of bending over sideways, and the fat on his chest shouted fan, where is the person small?
"I have the money, and there are many rooms. But people want ID cards......" The fat man looked at Lang Yuan teasingly, and his eyes were clearly saying--The heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman!
And one more point - your mind is so impure!
Lang Yuanqiao's face flushed, it seemed that he really misunderstood the dead fat man. However, she quickly made a small face, "I said, don't you go out without your ID card?" β
"I invited you out for a meal, who knew you were going to run so far!" The fat man was also aggrieved, eating a pound of Mengshan fried chicken, but causing such a big incident. Brother has followed me hundreds of miles away, in the end, do you dare to blame my brother? A woman and a villain can't be counted, and it's okay to be unreasonable, right?
"Alright, alright, be good!" Lang Yuan rested for a while, feeling less tired, she stood up and patted the fat man's big belly, and walked to the front desk in person. The fat man had to kick and tap to keep up.
The front desk attendant was a little girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, or younger, who was very delicate, especially with very white skin. In contrast, Lang Yuan felt as if he was getting old-the dead fat man had been with this "beautiful little sister" for a long time just now......
Well, if you take a closer look, she still looks more down-to-earth? A little bit of a souvenir? The daughter of the legendary village chief?
The work attitude goes well with the temperament. The waiter didn't wait for Lang Yuan to speak, he rolled his eyes and asked, "Got your ID card?" β
"Pretty little sister! I'm here from Canghai on a business trip, and this fat man is the suspect I caught! Could you please open two rooms? Lang Yuan handed over the police officer card and discussed it with Bai Yanqiu very politely. Even the "beautiful little sister" was learned, or it was deliberately called to the fat man.
The fat man behind him hurriedly stood upright, and the suspect had to look like a suspect.
"I don't care if the suspect is not a suspect, I need an ID card to open a room!" He flipped through his police ID card and lazily ignored people. Don't bully the people in the mountains who don't know anything, there is a female policeman who catches a male suspect alone, and still lets the male suspect open a house?
People are cheap when they leave their hometowns, Lang Yuan is a big heel, but he also has to accept the reality, although the anger is a little uncontrollable, "Is it okay to have a police officer card?" β
"Yes!" Bai Yanqiu doesn't talk to the police, but likes to look at the ceiling and talk, "Do you still want a luxurious double room?" β
"Then the Deluxe King Room!" Lang Yuan turned his head and glared at the dead fat man, "Two!" β
"Two ID cards!" The government guest house is obviously not as flexible as the Haiqing Hotel, and it refuses to recognize the police officer card.
Lang Yuan was hit with a big heel again, anyway, with the dead fat man, nothing went smoothly. The fat man still has time to say cool words in the back, "I'm a rich man!" I'm going to open two rooms, I'm going to live in one, I'm going to have one......"
As soon as he said this, he saw Lang Yuan's thick eyebrows upside down, and he yelled like a lioness, "Go and bring my suitcase!" β
"I stayed here in the first half of the night, I stayed in that room in the second half of the night, I'm not happy I'll change back, I live in that room in the first half of the night, I live in this room in the second half of the night......" The fat man took the car keys and went out in a hurry, as if he accidentally pressed the loop, although it was very quiet.
It didn't take long for the fat man to complete his task and return triumphantly, still chanting "here and there" in his mouth. As soon as Lang Yuan glared at him, he moved his empty lips and didn't make a sound. As soon as Lang Yuan turned around, he resumed his sound, buzzing, and the power was very full.
Lang Yuan had no choice but to listen to it, opened the suitcase and rummaged through it, not only did he have ID cards, but also his private passport, which could be regarded as having three ID cards, right? I'm going to open three rooms, I'm going to live in one, I'm empty...... Phew!
"It's still you!"
As a result, passports and ID cards were thrown back with white eyeballs. Don't you know the people in the mountains who bully foreign languages? Canghai people are amazing, female policemen are amazing, and they have been abroad - they are not fat in the photo!
ββ¦β¦ Let's open one! Lang Yuan really didn't have the strength to get along with a waiter, so he took the key thrown out by the white eyeballs and walked towards the first row of stacked rooms. I didn't even care about the suitcases that were spread on the floor.
"Oops! So what should I do? The fat man's voice doesn't sound like frustration and helplessness, but it is cheap and obedient, or "don't take the initiative, don't refuse, don't be responsible"?
"You're going to die!" Lang Yuan didn't bother to look back.
The fat man asked with a sad face, "Beautiful little sister, I'll go to her room, you don't have any rules, right?" β
"The rule is that you have to leave before ten o'clock. But I didn't see you go in! "Bai Yanqiu is really a beautiful little sister.
"Thanks, little sister! I've seen such a beautiful girl like you outside! The fat man compared the middle finger of his index finger with a "yes", and the white eyeballs showed glutinous rice teeth, and he also "yes".
The fat man squatted down and easily stuffed the bits and pieces into the suitcase. There are too many things to fit in a mess. It's easy to close the lid, but I don't know how to lock it. The fat man had no choice but to hold it in his arms and hurriedly chased after Lang Yuan.
In fact, Lang Yuan made a big mistake and didn't realize it. A handsome guy shouts "pretty little sister", and the accent sounds "pretty". A beautiful woman shouts "beautiful little sister", but the accent sounds "small" - where is the person small?!
The white eyeball straightened up the relevant part that was beginning to take shape, rolled his eyes again, and then took out a small brush and a small round mirror from the drawer, and concentrated on smoothing the eyelashes.
Hearing the fat man's footsteps go away, Bai Yanqiu was very sympathetic to the fat fellow's plight - alas, this fat handsome guy was blind in vain, and he was such a fierce mother-in-law! If the suspect can eat it, don't you marry, it's a problem if you can eat it? Now it's okay, three days of gas at both ends, the sea is not enough for her to toss!
I finally deigned to come to my mother-in-law's house, I didn't live at home, I had to go to the town to live in a hotel! What do you call it? What do your parents-in-law think, and what do your relatives and neighbors think? It's a shame that everyone has thrown out of Jinmeng Mountain!
The fat handsome guys followed her to live in the hotel, and she was still awkward, she had to open two rooms, and even the "suspect" moved out! Do you say that about your husband? Also, marrying such a mother-in-law is equivalent to squatting in prison - fat fellow, little sister, I can only help you get here!
Alas, that fierce woman won't shut the fat fellow out of the door, right? If this matter is left on me, I will turn my head and leave, I am used to some problems, I will divorce tomorrow, and then find a young and smart, gentle, virtuous and filial Huanghua girl who respects her in-laws, and let the second stubble regret it......
Actually, this sympathetic and beautiful little sister was a little worried, and when the fat man chased to the door, the door was open, and Lang Yuan was standing on the edge of the bed in a daze.
Sure enough, there are still many rooms. In fact, with the exception of this room, a whole row of stacks was empty. None of the lights were turned on in the back rows.
There was no heating, no air conditioning, and a musty smell wafted through the air. There was no hot water in the bathroom, no toiletries, just a dirty squatting pit.
The furniture is a large bed, two single sofas, and a small coffee table between the sofas. The bed was big enough, and the quilt was white and yellow, and yellow and blackβwas this a place to live?
It was illuminated by two fluorescent tubes, one of which was faulty, flickering and struggling, and finally did not open again.