"Fatty, have you had enough?"

Lang Yuan glared at the fat man angrily. What's going on in the hands of this guy is a farce! A good chivalrous act, how did he become a pretending god and a ghost? It's still male and female, two wolves from the north!

The dead fat man sat there high on the ground, looking like a lump of mushrooms from a distance, and like a lump of Maitreya Buddha up close, didn't he see the chicken feathers in this place?

The Ma father and son finally failed to hold on, and when Ma Mingli risked his life to separate the two, the father and son fell down. After lying on the ground, the right hand is still habitually waving, obviously slapping has become the most important thing in the deep consciousness of the grandfather and son, and the life is endless, and the slap is not stopped.

The ruffians did not fall, and most of them have already completed the sponsorship task, without "promising on the stage and not admitting it afterwards". A few people with too good teeth are worried in their hearts, insincere in their worship and insincerity, and their sponsorship is not effective, so they will not be settled by the autumn queen, right? When I went back and got a violent illness again, I lost all my teeth......

Under Ma Xiaoshi's reprimand and under Ma Mingli's organization, Ma's father and son were carried by a group of ruffians and fled from Ma Dabao's house with their limbs thrown off their armor. All the ruffians let out a long breath, and the ruffians of the village ran back to their homes in a hurry, preparing to hide in their father-in-law's house for a while. If there is no father-in-law, go to the sister-in-law's house.

The ruffians from other places pondered that they were going to run for their lives overnight, and they didn't dare to go back to this weird Majiazhuang. It's best to stay away from Jinmeng Mountain, the range of mana of Sister Wolf and Brother-in-law Wolf should be limited to Jinmeng Mountain, right?

What Lang Yuan said about chicken feathers may be more complicated. But in Ma Xiaoshi's eyes, it was a murder weapon thrown all over the ground. He happily gathered them one by one, tried the edge of the boning knife, and played two swings, what a bumper harvest today!

Ma Xiaoshi raised a throwing stick and asked tentatively, "Brother-in-law, can I keep this?" ”

"Move this back! What kind of thing is it that you get a stone to stand in front of people's houses! Lang Yuan was even more angry, but he couldn't get angry at a child who didn't know the truth, he should be unlucky for a fat man with rough skin and thick flesh, he was not innocent anyway.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The fat man laughed twice, scratched the back of his head, and got off the stone grinder with one leg, "Isn't this good!" Feng Shui says, this is called straight to the point! ”

The fat man rightly refuted Lang Yuan. The girls in the city are not good at this, and they don't know how to raise face for men in front of people. Well, you can't have such a daughter-in-law! I don't want to pay for it - oh oh, can you ask for an approximate amount......

"Secondary 2 writing is just getting straight to the point! According to Feng Shui, it is 'Mingtang can make a fortune when he sees water, and he can be promoted with his back to the mountains'! Lang Yuan scoffed, and finally caught the fat man talking nonsense seriously. What kind of elephant are you semi-literate! But so what, bite him?

The corners of Ma Xiaoshi's mouth twitched, who was lying on the gun, who provoked who in the second move......

The fat man is clearly a look that is not as knowledgeable as a woman, grinding and chirping, humming, and finally putting the stone grinder in place. When he moved over just now, I didn't see him put so much effort into it.

"Sister Wolf, please come and sit in the house? It's getting late, so let's have some food! Ma Dabao stood up with Xiaolan's support, and his heart was extremely entangled. There are really no conditions for hospitality at home, and it is not good to invite or not to invite. This has nothing to do with being stingy or not, the people in the mountains are actually bold and hospitable.

I had the courage to send out an invitation, and I was worried that I would be refuted by others. The guest gave face, and felt that the guest was wronged. What's more, people are not only guests from afar, but also benefactors to protect the lives of the family, and great kindness and virtue cannot be repaid - people are poor and short-breathed, and horses are thin and long-haired......

"No need, thank you, uncle!" Lang Yuan really refused. If it's for stuttering, Lang Yuan is eating a French dinner right now.

"Oh, that's fine...... Thank you Sister Wolf, thank you Brother-in-law Wolf! Ma Dabao sighed secretly. It was getting late, and I couldn't see the gloom on his face. The home that the three of them almost protected with their lives really doesn't look like a home!

"Why don't we eat something and then go? In such a hurry to go back? The fat man came back with his hands clapped, as if he was very interested in the food of Jinmeng Mountain, and it would be a pity not to eat it.

In fact, although the fat man does not pay much attention to the quality of life, these three thatched huts are really not a place to stay, don't gentlemen stand under the dangerous wall!

However, for the mentality of the poor, the fat man has a good grasp of it, and is willing to maintain it - shouldn't the poor have self-esteem?

Lang Yuan's nerves in this regard are relatively big. Although she refused to stay for the meal, it was also out of good intentions, not necessarily dirty or bad.

"It's not over yet! Back to what?! "Lang Yuan's anger is very uncomfortable. Whoever provokes her, she is angry at the fat man. What's more, there are too many people who provoked her today - the dead fat man is the one who started it!

"Hey! Okay, Xiaoshi, you go and catch that old hen, I'll go pick some vegetables in the vegetable garden! This time it was Ma Xiaolan who spoke, and the family of three was a little overjoyed, obviously mistaken.

"Xiaolan, don't be busy, let's go to the town tonight and come back tomorrow morning!" Lang Yuan stopped Xiao Shi and Xiao Lan, and hurriedly pushed the fat man out.

The fat man pushed and staggered, as if he had hypochondriasis, and muttered reluctantly, "Let's go?" There's an old hen to eat! The taste of Jinmengshan fried chicken is really good......"

"Shut up!" Lang Yuan was about to be blown up by the fat man, and he really wanted to bite him, but he was worried that he would break his teeth.

The dead fat man's voice is too loud, and the old hen or something he said has probably been heard by Xiaolan's family, right?

The dead fat man's nerves are too big, and his ears are not as good as his mouth - Xiaolan is saying "go and catch that old hen", not "go and catch an old hen"! In other words, she has only one old hen in the house!

That old hen may have provided the family's nutrition and even pocket money, how can it be eaten by others? That's not a devil entering the village! Lang Yuan couldn't wait to plug the fat man's big mouth, and he couldn't find the right thing for a while.

Now the question arises - what is the best thing to use for gags?

The one who, you go to face the wall! The mind is so impure!

The answer is a rag!

Stinky socks are fine, but for fat people, a pair of stinky socks is not big enough.

"Alas, really! Why don't we eat first and then go to town to rest? It won't take much time! Hey, you're in such a hurry to rest? You said that this day is long, and it is dark for a long time......" Before the fat man was stuffed into the co-pilot by Lang Yuan, he kept muttering in his mouth, Lang Yuan was already numb, and he wanted to hit the car door with his head.

In the first half, Ma Dabao's family really heard it, and looked at each other and smiled, feeling much more relaxed. Brother-in-law Lang really wanted to stay for dinner, but unfortunately Sister Lang was too strict. But Sister Lang is also a good person.

When a son and a daughter helped Ma Dabao to the ruins of the courtyard gate, the off-road vehicle had already disappeared. The snow-bright headlights are like two sharp swords, breaking through the dark mountain night.

The mountain road is winding and bumpy, and there are steep cliffs next to the road.

Half an hour later, when the navigator finally reported that "the destination has arrived, the destination is on the right side of the road", Lang Yuan only felt that his whole body was about to fall apart.

The government guest house should be the most luxurious hotel in Yangjiao Town. It looks like a large yard, with rows of two-story stacked houses hidden in the bare trees, but it also has a bit of a paradise feeling - there is winter in the paradise, right?

It's just that this stack of houses looks relatively old, and the red bricks are bare, which is much worse than the official residence of the village director of Majiazhuang.

The lobby of the vestibule is not small, with pitted floor tiles, and shoddy oil paintings from assembly line production hanging on the walls. The front desk is in the innermost part of the north head, and there is no one visible through the counter.

There was a group of sofas and coffee tables by the south door, and Lang Yuan sat down softly after entering the door. The fat man sneaked to the front desk to open the room. Lang Yuan vaguely heard the fat man's question, "Beautiful little sister, do you have a luxurious double bed room here?" How much is a bottle of half a liter of mineral water? Oh, and there's a free breakfast......"

The dead fat man seems to be learning to speak with the accent of Majiazhuang? It's quite like that, talent!

Why don't talents learn from other people's straw hat sisters to go to the avenue and set up porcelain with a waitress? Lang Yuan pursed his lips vigorously. How did the "beautiful little sister" answer, Lang Yuan didn't hear clearly, it should be a little firewood girl, right?

Five or six minutes later, the fat man came back scratching the back of his head, and Lang Yuan asked angrily, "There's only one room left, right?" ”