The Bull Demon King walked in from outside the classroom with his grandson in one hand and a piece of paper in the other, and when he saw the Bull Demon King walking in, Ye Fan glanced at the classmates in the classroom and said, "You guys should study on their own first, and I'll go out for a while." ”

With a wave of his hand, he directly let the Bull Demon King walk out with his grandson, this is a classroom, not an office, and it is not for you to come to this place to educate your grandson.

Ye Fan, who came out of the classroom, glanced around and saw a stone not far away, so he walked towards the fast stone.

The stone was very beautiful, Ye Fan saw that there was nothing dirty on the stone, so he sat down directly and said, "What about the review book?" ”

"Teacher Ye, where are you here? Here it is. ”

The Bull Demon King stretched out his hand and directly handed the draft paper to Ye Fan, Ye Fan took the draft paper, regardless of whether the two grandchildren were standing or sitting.

Just look at the review book directly, in fact, Ye Fan didn't let the Bull Demon King sit down, how dare the Bull Demon King sit down casually, this is Ye Shangxian, move your fingers, your house is not a water outage and a power outage, does the Bull Demon King have the guts?

Definitely not, so I didn't dare to sit down, and I kept carrying my grandson.

"Teacher, I was wrong, I will never be naughty in class again."

In a word, it's gone, and everything else is gone.

Ye Fan asked the pair of grandchildren to write down the process, who knows, the pair of grandchildren wrote it, and it was all over the paper, but the problem came, it was all typos, and in a word, it was written from the first line to the dozen lines.

In the end, Ye Fan still watched it for a long time, and then he realized that this was a sentence.

asked you to write the process, you only wrote that I was wrong, and there was no more, Ye Fan was not angry, but raised his head, looked at the pair of grandchildren, and asked: "Niu stingy, have you ever written homework since you started school?" ”

"I suspect that not only did you not write your homework, but I also suspect that you could not even write."

The Niu Stingy who was being carried was speechless, and the Bull Demon King heard Ye Fan's words, and said with a look of grievance: "That, Mr. Ye, that was written by me, I wrote it for Stingy, and Stingy couldn't write, so I wrote it for him." ”

"You helped write it?"

"Did you write these words as well?" Ye Fan asked towards the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King nodded and said, "Yes, I wrote it too." ”

"You wrote that?"

"yes, that's what I wrote?"

The Bull Demon King thought to himself, didn't you just say that I should teach stingy to write?

Now I'm just teaching stingy to write, aren't you still satisfied?

But if you are not satisfied, you are not satisfied, the Bull Demon King does not have the courage to go against Ye Fan, so he can only nod his head and add the three words Yes, Yes, Except for these three words, the Bull Demon King really doesn't know how to speak.

Thinking about himself, he did it back then, but it was, 100,000 demon soldiers and demon generals, all of them had to listen to my old cow's words, and now, he actually raised his head in front of a teacher, but he didn't dare to stand up.

If this is known to my old comrades-in-arms, then how can I live?

But for the sake of my Teacher Cang's movie, I fought hard.

Hearing that it was written by the Bull Demon King, Ye Fan picked up the piece of paper in his hand, confirmed it again, and asked the Bull Demon King: "Are you sure you wrote it?" ”

"Yes, that's what I wrote, I'm pretty sure."

"Do you write?

"Then it's really strange, how many typos you write as an adult, and that's not counting, in one sentence, you wrote so much on the entire composition paper?"

"I want to ask you a question, have you ever read a book?"

Hearing Ye Fan ask if he had read it, the Bull Demon King remembered the graduation certificate he got from the Internet last time, and immediately said excitedly: "Of course I have read books, not only have I read books, but I have also studied in college?" "I patted myself on the chest and was pretty sure I had read a book.

Ye Fan was not curious when he heard that the Bull Demon King had read a book, but he heard: "I am an old cow, and I have also studied in college?" ”

Ye Fan almost fainted, in the era of the Bull Demon King, was there a university?

Ye Fan really suspects that there is something wrong with this bull demon king's brain, it was not called a university in ancient times, this bull demon king is even embarrassed to say university, this bragging, he doesn't have to use his grandson to blow it up, right?

Seeing Ye Fan's face of disbelief, the Bull Demon King said, "I really graduated from college, don't you know?" ”

"Haven't I been okay lately with that online book?"

"I signed up for an online study, and finally took the exam in it, and I actually got into college, you see, this certificate is still there?" took out his mobile phone and opened the photo of his mobile phone, when the Bull Demon King opened his mobile phone photo, Ye Fan couldn't wait to slap the Bull Demon King after seeing the photo.

What kind of college certificate is this?,This is a very popular game recently.,It's called Admission to College.,It's all some very simple number games.,This bull demon king still believes it.。

Seeing this, Ye Fan finally understood that this Bull Demon King had never read a book at all, and he didn't know a single word, so he would be deceived by the Internet.

Since the Bull Demon King didn't know how to read, of course Ye Fan wouldn't continue to talk to the Bull Demon King about the review book, so he directly handed the review book to the Bull Demon King and said, "Okay, forget it this time." ”

"Last question, how is the elixir used?"

"Did you eat it as soon as it was, or did you eat it a little bit?"

This is also the second reason why Ye Fan came out of the Bull Demon King, if in the classroom, one of his own teachers asks others questions in front of the whole class, this student will definitely think, this teacher is going to ask others questions, so how can he be his own teacher.

Children are not sensible, of course they will think of this problem, and it is also because they will think of this problem that Ye Fan will let the Bull Demon King come out to avoid this problem, after all, children are still young now, they are not sensible, and it is also wrong to not understand the saint, and there are also problems that they do not understand.

This is also one of the reasons why Ye Fan came out of the Bull Demon King, hearing Ye Fan ask how to eat this elixir by himself, the Bull Demon King knew that Ye Fan was not an immortal in the heavenly court, and it was normal not to know, so he immediately replied: "Actually, it's very simple, after you put him in your mouth, just swallow it directly." ”

"Swallow it, and you will run the exercises you have cultivated, and then there will be no problem."

"But I have to remind you here, when you eat, don't eat in public, otherwise it will cause an unnecessary sensation, then it's none of my business?"

Ye Fan heard the words of the Bull Demon King, and thought to himself, you and I are stupid, eating in public, that is looking for death, even if you can't advance, it will be seen by other immortals, and maybe if you are shot, I am not you, how stupid will I be.

It's really not wrong, the first time the Bull Demon King ate this promotion pill, he thought it was no different from the ordinary elixir he had eaten before, so he ate it in public, and finally made a big oolong come out, at that time, fortunately, there was a red child by the side of the Bull Demon King, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

After knowing how to eat, Ye Fan took the grandson of the Bull Demon King, Niu Stingy, back to the classroom, and the Bull Demon King went home alone and continued to watch his Teacher Cang movie.

One afternoon, in the blink of an eye, passed, after the Bull Demon King came, this cow stingy never fought against himself again, but just drove away the rats, and the snakes came.

Shi Xiaoyun actually called his mommy, telling his mommy that he knew that his dad had more private money, and after calling, he kept dragging Ye Fan and didn't let go, saying that he wanted a water gun, and if he didn't give a water gun, I would be like a cow being stingy and making trouble in class.

In the end, the two bargained and said that they would not give it to you until after school, and then they gave the daughter of the god of food to a stable place.

As soon as school ended, Ye Fan found an excuse to sneak away, and when he left, he forgot what the Seven Fairies told him and let him go to her after school.

And Erlang God, who was already waiting impatiently at home, looked and looked, looked and looked, I don't know how many times, and I still didn't see Ye Fan coming.

Seeing why Ye Fan hadn't come over for a long time, he asked in QQ again, who knows, Ye Fan turned on the airplane mode, no matter how you send a message, it's useless, Erlang God, the more you wait, the more anxious you are.

If you use one word to describe the current Erlang God, then the Erlang God at this time is like a chicken in the soup, looking for a sunny place everywhere.

"Oh my God, you're finally here?"

Just when Erlang God was about to let the Roaring Sky Dog go to the kindergarten of Heavenly Court to have a look, he was just about to turn around and go back, when he saw Ye Fan appear in the distance.

Erlang God has three eyes, and the third, that is, the one in the middle, sees very far, about the same distance as clairvoyance sees, so the first time Ye Fan appeared, Erlang God saw Ye Fan a few hundred meters away.

Seeing Ye Fan appear, Erlang God ran up quickly, looking like I am a waiter, you are the top boss, I am right to greet you, and shouted.

"Brother Ye, Brother Ye, you're finally here, I've waited so hard for you?"

Erlang God, who appeared in front of Ye Fan, was out of breath, as if he had asthma, and his breathing speed was very fast, if it wasn't for Ye Fan seeing Erlang God running over just now, Ye Fan would really think that this Erlang God had asthma.

Asthma, this is contagious, when Ye Fan was in college, because of something, he took a week off, just that week, Ye Fan did not live in school, and that week, his dormitory happened to have an asthma that week.

Thinking of the scene when his roommate was isolated and he went to see those patients, Ye Fan was scared, and now seeing that this Erlang God was actually panting, Ye Fan didn't have to guess to know that it must be Erlang God's lack of exercise.

At that time, Erlang God and Sun Wukong fought from heaven to Huaguo Mountain, and from Huaguo Mountain to the world, and finally from the world, and returned to Huaguo Mountain again, and fought for seven days and seven nights, and even didn't need to breathe for the atmosphere, and now this Erlang God is out of breath when he runs a few hundred meters.

Ye Fan sighed, it's really sad, this network is also harmful, the Internet can make people make money, but it can also harm people who have nothing, just like a game, it has harmed a lot of teenagers.

Looking at Erlang God in front of him, he finally stopped breathing, Ye Fan asked, "Are you full and have nothing to do?" ”