A sentence that you are full and have nothing to do, almost made Erlang God so angry that he vomited blood, Erlang God never thought that he worked hard to meet you, and the result turned out to be that you are full and have nothing to do.

Seeing the pale Erlang God in front of him, Ye Fan was not angry with Erlang God, and said: "Let's go, what to see, really, I said that I came late, and you have been urging me on your mobile phone, do you think I don't know?" ”

"I just don't want to reply, I need to go to class, so I just started the airplane mode, let's go, still in a daze?"

Seeing that Erlang God was still in a daze, Ye Fan couldn't wait to kick towards Erlang God, thinking to himself, this Heavenly Court really needs to be modified and modified.

Now the gods don't have the appearance of immortals, the monsters don't have the appearance of monsters, the gods are just like a servant, they do whatever they say, and they beg people, and the monsters are simply big brothers, like the Bull Demon King, I am simply the appearance of big brothers.

If it weren't for Ye Fan not being able to contact the Jade Emperor, Ye Fan would really ask the Jade Emperor to renovate and renovate this heavenly court. Get back the majesty of the year, when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the sky, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals came out to fight, and that kind of momentum alone was already domineering.

Now, the network of this Heavenly Court has been invaded by the West, and I don't dare to do anything, I know at a glance that this Heavenly Court has already started, but this is not Ye Fan's business, Ye Fan's business, how to make money now, how to do a good job in the economy of this Heavenly Court, this is Ye Fan's goal.

If within a year, the money you earn can't reach the money of that family, this will really be a beautiful woman, and it's all gone.

After walking a few steps, he looked behind him again, because this Erlang God was already too tired to be unwanted when he ran over just now.

Now I basically don't have much strength to walk, so I always need Ye Fan to wait for Erlang God.

"Erlang God, how long has it been since you got up in the morning and exercised?"

Erlang God said: "It seems that I haven't had morning exercises since this heavenly court has the Internet, right?" ”

"I haven't run much anymore, so I don't think this physique is good?"

Heavenly Court has never exercised since it had the Internet?

It seems that this network is really harmful?

He said helplessly: "It seems that I have to implement a plan, otherwise you don't know about the morning exercise, what if this West suddenly attacks?" ”

Erlang God rested for a while, walked towards Ye Fan, walked to Ye Fan's side, and said, "Don't worry, this West will not attack, because the God of the West has disappeared for many years, and I don't know what the reason is." ”

"So that's it?"

After Ye Fan heard that this was the reason, he patted Erlang God next to him on the shoulder and said: "The former great man of the Heavenly Court, now he is panting even a few hundred meters, it seems that you really need to practice more morning, otherwise next time it will not be a hacker who will steal your merits, but someone will rob you." ”

Robbing Erlang God, isn't this looking for death?

Maybe it used to be, but now it's different.

And if Erlang God really has any powerful treasures, Ye Fan doesn't mind turning himself into a masked thief, robbing Erlang God of poverty and whiteness, and finally robbing the roaring dog back to make dog broth.

The Howling Sky Dog was also very excited today, because he heard that his master's merits could finally be retrieved, if he was not excited, it must be fake.

Since noon, the roaring dog has been following Erlang God at the door to guard and wait for Ye Fan's arrival, it may be that Ye Fan said, I only came in the afternoon, Erlang God and others mistook the afternoon for after twelve o'clock, so they will always wait at the door to wait for Ye Fan's arrival.

Otherwise, with the temperament of this howling dog, he would have long since known how to run into that alley to find a female dog to shoot and tow.

But after waiting for a long time, not to mention who came, not even a mosquito appeared, which made the Howling Dog very helpless, and went directly to the ground to sleep, and just now Erlang God spoke too loudly, and the noise reached the Roaring Dog, and the Roaring Dog woke up.

Who knows, as soon as he woke up, he saw Ye Fan. Walking towards Ye Fan quickly, he said to Ye Fan excitedly, "Hello Ye Daxian!" ”

"I'm my master's howling dog, you can just call me a puppy, I heard that you can transfer back the merit of my master who was stolen by hackers?"

"Is it true?"

"Your QQ is already a crown, can you tell me how it was upgraded?"

"I heard that you taught Yue Lao their computer skills, is it true?"

As soon as the roaring dog saw Ye Fan, it was like a village woman, and she kept nagging, and Erlang God didn't know what was wrong, so she suddenly slapped herself and found that she wasn't dreaming.

A kick to the Howling Dog, seeing the Howling Dog fly out, and hearing the pain of the Howling Dog, he walked over to the Howling Dog that flew a few meters away, and said in surprise: "Damn, strange things happen every year, but today is really special." ”

"Howling dog, are you sure you didn't take the wrong thing today, or the wrong medicine?"

The Howling Dog was very aggrieved and said, "No, master, I didn't take the wrong medicine?" ”

Didn't take the wrong medicine?

Hearing that the roaring dog did not take the wrong medicine, Erlang God stretched out his hand and touched his head, thinking, could it be that I took the wrong medicine and saw the wrong medicine just now?

Otherwise, when did this roaring dog become gossipy? How did I not know?

In fact, it's not that the Roaring Sky Dog took the wrong medicine at all, nor that Erlang God took the wrong medicine, but that the Roaring Sky Dog was brainwashed by Yue Lao, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others, and now he worships Ye Fan to the point that he can no longer worship it, and now he sees the person he worships, as if he is a fan of a big star, and when he sees the star he chases, he appears in front of him, if he doesn't run up to sign and want to be in tune.

To use a well-known military regulation in a foreign country as a metaphor, that is.

If you don't want to fly a mission, unless you are a madman, only a madman can be exempted from the mission, but the application for exemption from the mission must be made by the madman himself; And the person who can make this application must not be crazy, all he must fly and die.

I can't explain why this is at all, so Erlang God is very puzzled, wondering that this roaring dog has always disliked how verbose before, but why is it so verbose now?

Seeing Erlang God's doubts, Ye Fan could see at a glance that this was a star effect, as if someone had fallen in love with a big star, and he couldn't extricate himself, and the current Roaring Sky Dog was like this.

He walked towards Erlang God and said, "What do you see, do you suspect that something is wrong with this roaring dog?" ”

When Ye Fan and Erlang God met, it was the first time Ye Fan came to Heaven and went to Taishang Laojun Dao Mansion, since that meeting, Ye Fan and Erlang God have not had much contact, but when they came into contact with Erlang God at that time, Ye Fan could see at first glance that this Howling Sky Dog was very introverted.

If it's not an introverted dog, how can you not bark when you see Taishang Laojun? Dogs love to bark by nature.

Ye Fan has studied psychology, and of course he can see the situation at a glance.

Erlang God nodded and said, "Yes, except that the appearance on the outside is still exactly the same, the personality is really not the same." ”

Ye Fan smiled and said, "You think wrong, he was originally a Roaring Sky Dog, but it is." ”

"What is it?" Erlang God was surprised and approached and asked. When Ye Fan said this, he suddenly didn't know how to speak, so he made an excuse and said.

"Hey, let me tell you, you don't understand, you can go read books when you have time, look at those psychology books, I don't know how to explain it to you?"

"Is this your Daofu?"

"Yes, it's pretty big, isn't it?"

Ye Fan walked into Erlang God's Dao Mansion, and when Ye Fan walked into the Dao Mansion, he just wanted to say, how big is this Dao Mansion, I don't know what is in it?

But when he walked in and saw it, Ye Fan was stunned, because the entire Dao Mansion, the only thing left was this Dao Mansion.

Seeing the inside of this mansion, Ye Fan thought to himself, how can I think it looks like a horse farm?

There was garbage everywhere, and from the outside, it looked as if it hadn't been cleaned for half a year, and there was not a single servant inside, and all the flowers and plants had withered and died.

But at this moment, a plate of flowers that had not yet withered attracted Ye Fan's attention, because this plate of flowers only had one flower, but the color of this flower had three colors, whether it was red or yellow, Ye Fan had seen it, but he had never seen any magical flowers.

This flower actually has three colors, Erlang God saw Ye Fan walking towards his flower, and said embarrassedly: "That, Brother Ye, I'm sorry, since my merit was stolen by hackers, I haven't asked a servant to come over to clean it up, how can I be a big man." ”

"This flower has been placed here for a long time, and it will naturally wither, but this flower you are looking at now, even I don't know what kind of flower it is, it has three colors, if you like it, Brother Ye, then give it to you."

Erlang God saw that Ye Fan was so fascinated, so he directly gave it to Ye Fan.

After all, this flower was also transplanted back to plant when I saw how special this flower was when I went out on a mission, and I had a lot of merit at that time, so I didn't care much about this three-color flower.

And for Ye Fan, this flower has three colors, and the flower has three colors, even if it is worthless, at least it can be compared with one word, it is beautiful, so of course Ye Fan will accept it politely.

said: "Then how can it be done? But since Erlang God is so polite, I'll accept it, if I don't accept it, I just won't give you face, I'll reluctantly accept this flower. ”

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, Erlang God saw that Ye Fan was about to move the flower, and when he saw Ye Fan move the flower, Erlang God immediately became anxious, Erlang God was anxious, afraid that Ye Fan would say that he would send this flower home first and then come over, in that case, he didn't know that he would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon?

But fortunately, Ye Fan just raised his head and took a look, then turned around and looked back at the Howling Sky Dog next to him, and said: "Howling Sky Dog, you help me water this flower, I will leave in a while and move home to study and study, this flower has three colors, it seems that it will definitely be sold for a good price." ”

Jiro God ......

You took the other party's flowers in front of others, and said the price, is this really good?

Looking at Ye Fan with a look of contempt, he couldn't wait to eat Ye Fan, thinking, these flowers have three colors, why didn't I think of it?

If I take this flower to Heaven and sell it, I will definitely be able to exchange it for a lot of merit, how can I be stupid?

In fact, it's not that Erlang is stupid, but Ye Fan is too shrewd, this heavenly court is full of treasures, even the pulled down by the gods is treasures, but this is a bit too much, Ye Fan doesn't dare to go down to the mortal world, otherwise Ye Fan can get the feces pulled out by this immortal down to the mortal world.

Just open a super fertilizer company, the of the gods, the vegetables grown must be unusually delicious, and the fruits grown must have the same taste as gods.

PS: Today's first two more, one more than three thousand plus, two more, that is, more than six thousand words, tomorrow to continue the three more updates, which one is the last one today, Saturday to make up, then four more to make up, there may be five more to make up for everyone, sorry, to apologize to everyone.