Usually, Chu Zhongshi comes as an uninvited guest, and it is extremely rare to stand on the flat ground and talk to people like this, so Wang Xiaojun's first reaction was not to rush up, but to be stunned.

Chu Zhongshi still stretched out his hand, looked at Wang Xiaojun stupidly, and said, "Please, give me the cheats." The tone of this sentence is sincere, and it is by no means a joke.

Wang Xiaojun said helplessly: "I can't give it to you if you beg me, if there is anything in this world that can't be done, pretending to be pitiful can work, and the world will be peaceful a long time ago!" "Don't say it, Zeng Yu pretends to be pitiful.

Chu Zhongshi said with a resolute expression: "If you don't give it to me, I will pester you all the time from now on, I will sing to you outside the window when you sleep, I will spit in you when you drink water, I will smash it in the pit when you go to the toilet, I will also disguise myself, I will pretend to be your grandfather and your father for a while, and I will disguise myself as a hot girl to dance for you at the beginning of spring. Dance, let you know that I can't sleep either, and finally my sexual orientation has to change! ”

"I'm him. Mom you! Wang Xiaojun finally couldn't help but pounce!

I didn't see Chu Zhongshi's way, his body had flashed from the courtyard to the steps, Chu Zhongshi smiled: "The best thing about this thing is that you will never be able to catch me, if you don't give it to me, I will pester you for a day, if you don't give it to me for a year, I will pester you for a year, if you don't give it to me for a lifetime, our brothers will spend seventy or eighty!" ”

Wang Xiaojun jumped to his feet and said: "I am younger than you, and if you want to die, you will die first!" ”

Chu Zhongshi smiled and said: "There are no old and young people on Huangquan Road. ”

Hu Tailai laughed angrily and said, "Why is this cheat so important to you?" ”

Chu Zhongshi said depressedly: "I won't hide it from you, the customer spent a lot of money to bite the cheats, and the gang sent a top master like me out of importance, I can't go back for a day if I can't pay the errand - do you know how much business has been delayed these days?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said frantically: "I don't care how much business you delay, I've already burned the cheats, there is a way you want to go!" From now on I'm him. Mom is too lazy to care about you, the Iron Palm Gang is up and down where you like to find it, and the gold bricks are all yours! ”

Chu Zhongshi softened when he saw Wang Xiaojun's outbreak, and said, "I don't want gold bricks, if you want it, why don't you make a price?" ”

Wang Xiaojun broke off half of the flower bed and turned his head and smashed it over: "You still dare to humiliate me!?" ”

Chu Zhongshi twisted his waist and said, "You burned the paper with the cheats written on it, but isn't that thing still in your head?" As long as you draw it and give it to me, I'll disappear immediately, isn't it the best of both worlds? ”

Wang Xiaojun laughed angrily: "You are beautiful, what good do I have?" ”

Chu Zhongshi thought for a while, and said seriously: "That's it, everyone is in the rivers and lakes, maybe when there will be a time when the horse is high and short, as long as you draw out the cheats for me, I promise to help you do one thing, whether it is stealing people's things or exploring secrets, as long as I live, this agreement will always be valid, what do you think?" ”

Wang Xiaojun shook his head and said: "It's not good, first, I'm not as dark as you think, and second, I can't trust the thief, how do I know that you won't get the cheats and run away?" Thirdly, I doubt your ability, if I want the jewel in the crown of the Queen of England, can you get it? ”

Chu Zhongshi's handsome and slightly ridiculous face rarely showed an angry expression, and he solemnly: "First of all, I am a thief, not a thief, and then, you can doubt my character, but never doubt my integrity and professional skills, if you say it, our God Thief Door has long ceased to exist!" If I don't keep my promise, I can just leave it, who wants to spend it with you? ”

Wang Xiaojun thinks about it, he is a complete atheist, and this will also feel like being followed by a ghost......

At this moment, Xie Junjun walked in straight with his head down, and he didn't look at the people in the courtyard, he entered the main room alone and sat in the place where he usually sits, and then began to sigh with a sad face.

Wang Xiaojun didn't care about Chu Zhongshi for the time being, and said in surprise: "Boss Xie, the old men can't come because of something, and you still plan to open a table when you are missing three?" ”

Xie Junjun said weakly: "You don't care about me, just let me hide here for a while." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "That black-hearted real estate agent is in trouble with you again?" ”

Xie Junjun cried and said with a sad face: "It would be better if that was the case-my father came from his hometown to see me coming!" ”

Hu Tailai couldn't help but say, "Isn't this a good thing? By chatting with Wang Xiaojun, he also knew that Xie Junjun was a foreigner.

Wang Xiaojun said carefully: "Could it be...... The old man is short of money to spend? Or is something wrong with the old man? ”

Xie Junjun said: "My father is not short of money, nor is he sick or sick, he came to see his future daughter-in-law." ”

"His future daughter-in-law...... That's your wife who hasn't passed the door yet-" Wang Xiaojun sorted out the relationship and wondered, "Don't you even have a partner?" ”

Xie Junjun nervously curled the ends of his long hair with his white and slender fingers and let go, and said depressedly: "It can be said that the old man has been urging me to get married all these years, and he has also looked for several girls in the local area to force me to go back on a blind date, if I don't go back, he will make trouble all day long, if I don't say that I have a terminal illness or I want to cut off the father-son relationship, I was forced to have no choice, so I had to say that I found one here, for fear that he would not believe it and sent him a few photos, the old man was stable for half a year and finally killed him, saying that he wanted to meet the real person." Where can I find a real person for him? ”

Hu Tailai scratched his head and said, "You can do this...... Is! ”

Xie Junjun complained: "I also know that this is not to do or die, but I can't help it?" The old man is going to take a taxi from the train station to me now, if he knows that I have been coaxing him to play for more than half a year, he will have to smash my shop and tie me back to a village girl! ”

Hu Tailai said: "When you meet the old man, you can tell him well." ”

Xie Junjun's eyes turned red and said: "It's useless, if my dad is the kind of person who is good at talking, will I run so far as if I am fleeing thousands of miles?" Now it's finally a small career, but I didn't expect to be able to fight against fate. ”

Wang Xiaojun said with emotion: "Your situation is similar to Tang Sisi, otherwise, I will let Sisi pretend to be your object to fool the old man, and it is also a merit to coax him back happily, and you will also take the gun for her and block her fiancé, which is the best of both worlds." ”

Xie Junjun lowered his head and said, "If I could find someone to replace me, I would have found it a long time ago - didn't I just say it, I sent a photo to the old man......"

Wang Xiaojun patted his thigh and said, "You can't live because of your own sin, what photos do you have to send?" ”

"Do you think the old man is a liar?"

Wang Xiaojun kindled his hope again: "Show me the photo, whether it was casually touched from the Internet, the current girl has a beautiful face after taking the photo, let's find a five-point girl to take a chance to be ordered to be in danger, after you give someone some honorarium and then send your membership card, use your brain for everything." ”

Chu Zhongshi waited impatiently on the side and said: "Wang Xiaojun, don't you want to interrupt, do you agree to the conditions I said?" ”

Wang Xiaojun glared at him and said, "Aren't you curious?" ”

Chu Zhongshi was speechless, so he could only wait for Xie Junjun to take the photo.

Xie Junjun shuddered and took out a photo and put it on the table, this time even Chu Zhongshi couldn't help but stretch his neck to look at it.

The girl in the photo did not show her figure, her facial features were very clear, I saw her melon seed face, big eyes, cherry mouth, and rare is that there is a kind of restrained Sven elegance in her eyes under her bright appearance. The only drawback of this photo is that you can't see the background of the shot, and I don't know what light it was taken in, which makes this beauty's face slightly distorted, and I always feel like I've seen it somewhere and where it's twisted.

Hu Tailai took the lead and said: "This girl is very beautiful, where is the real person?" ”

Xie Junjun said: "There is no real person...... This is the picture I made myself with the computer software P! ”

Wang Xiaojun jumped and said, "Who is the original form?" ”

Xie Junjun suddenly had tears in his eyes, and rubbed his fingers on the photo and said: "The face is Fan Bingbing's, the eyes are Zhao Wei's, and the mouth is Li Bingbing's." ”

Wang Xiaojun was scorched by thunder: "What's going on with this look?" Zhao Wei didn't want to say so! ”

"Yes...... Liu Shishi. ”

Wang Xiaojun looked up to the sky and sighed: "Xie Junjun, Xie Junjun, I can't see that you are a hacker in addition to shaving your head!" Then Liu Shishi and Wu Qilong are about to get married, what kind of sin are you making? ”

Xie Junjun covered his face and said: "You have to have a temperament to be more three-dimensional." ”

Wang Xiaojun shook his hand and said: "I really can't help you, in this way, I can help you take care of the barber shop in a short time after your father takes you away, doesn't the black-hearted real estate developer take a fancy to your land, I just sold it for you, don't worry, I will call you a lot of money...... There's only so much I can do for you. ”

Chu Zhongshi stood at the place where he was about to leave Wang Xiaojun and said, "Wang Xiaojun, what do you think about my conditions?" If you don't agree with me, it's time for the next step. ”

"You give it to me...... Hey? Wang Xiaojun looked at the photo, glanced at Chu Zhongshi with his chin in his hand, and suddenly beckoned, "Take a step to speak." ”

When he got to the house, Wang Xiaojun said, "You will change your appearance, right?" ”

Chu Zhongshi took a step back in surprise and said, "I know what you're up to - don't even think about it!" ”

Wang Xiaojun said with a smile: "Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, besides, haven't you already set conditions for me, you can help me and I can help you." ”

Chu Zhongshi gritted his teeth and said, "I'll help you pretend to be the girlfriend of the goods in the house, will you draw the cheats for me?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "How can there be such a cheap thing? This kind of small favor can change the picture at most. ”

Chu Zhongshi said angrily: "How long does it take?" No way! ”

"We have a total of thirty iron palms in the Iron Palm Gang, and every time you help me as a reward, I will give you a palm of the picture, and it will be all made up every three or five places, why not do it?"

"One picture is always too little, so let's do it, you draw ten pictures at a time for me, and I'll help you this time!"

Wang Xiaojun shook his head: "That's not how the price is drawn. ”

"That's the fewest of five."

Wang Xiaojun said coldly: "Two! This is my bottom price, do you like to help, anyway, my relationship with Xie Junjun is not to that point, I am giving you a step and giving me a step! This is not all a pretext, Wang Xiaojun has never regarded the picture of the Iron Palm Thirty as a treasure, and there are even several opportunities Chu Zhongshi can easily get it, Wang Xiaojun actually really wants to get rid of Chu Zhongshi's entanglement, but he can't be compromised by the other party's coercion, so he simply thought of such a way, neither losing his share nor being ashamed, the main thing is that he can also take the opportunity to play tricks on Chu Zhongshi.

Chu Zhongshi saw that Wang Xiaojun was resolute, he thought for a long time and finally stomped his feet and said, "Deal!" ”——

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When I was a child, I quarreled with my brother, and I used Wang Xiaojun's remarks, my brother was 5 years older than me, and then my dad said with a smile on the side, "There is no old and young on Huangquan Road", and I have been depressed so far, in order to seek comfort, ask for tickets, ask for rewards, ask for Sanjiang tickets (mobile phone users want to enter from the browser, APP is invalid), and finally ask for an evaluation vote, which is the thing in the upper right corner of the home page of the book. Well, if there are more tickets, the mood will be better, Mo Mo Da (* ̄3)(ε ̄*)