Chapter 48: Copper-headed and iron-armed

In the house, Hu Tailai was worrying with Xie Junjun, Wang Xiaojun strode in and said, "Boss Xie, I have good news for you." ”

Xie Junjun said sadly: "Now five million is not good news for me. ”

"Let's make a long story short, my friend can help you, don't you need someone who looks like the one in the photo? He can help you find it. ”

"Huh?" Xie Junjun raised his head and said, "Don't make trouble, the person in the photo doesn't exist at all, where can he find it?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "You don't care about this, you just say if you want to get through this crisis, right?" ”

"Of course."

Chu Zhongshi then came in and said, "I took the photo with me, do you have any other requirements?" Height, weight, measurements or something? ”

"No...... As long as the face looks about the same, I'm thankful. ”

"Wait for me for half an hour." Chu Zhongshi didn't say much, and disappeared instantly when he went out with the photo.

Xie Junjun said in disbelief: "Where did he go?" ”

"Help you find someone." Wang Xiaojun glanced at Hu Tailai as he spoke, Hu Tailai was stunned and understood, the expression on his face was distorted, he wanted to laugh but was not funny, and his facial features moved.

Xie Junjun leaned on the table and lamented: "If nothing else, this is the last time you will see me, and tomorrow now, I may already be in a round house with a village girl." ”

Wang Xiaojun couldn't help but smile and said: "How can such a beautiful thing in Yuanfang be said by you like a punishment?" ”

Xie Junjun complained: "Then it also depends on who you are with, and if you have a relationship with someone you don't like, that is a betrayal of yourself." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Our 'girl' will come in a while, don't you like her." ”

Time passed minute by minute, Xie Junjun just lay on the table and stared at his watch, as if he was watching the countdown of his life, and sighed after a long time: "My dad should have made trouble in my store at this point." ”

Before he finished speaking, an apprentice from his shop rushed into the door panting and said, "Master, there is an old man who rushes into our store and scolds people when he sees them, he says he is your father!" ”

Wang Xiaojun didn't expect Father Xie to come, and couldn't help but hurriedly say: "Why hasn't the savior appeared yet?" ”

Xie Junjun also had some hope, and said miserably: "I'll hide here for a while, it's a while......"

Leng Ding, the apprentice at the door, was pulled out, and an old man with short hair and full of anger walked into the courtyard and shouted: "Xie Junjun, you come out for me, I can't hide from your father, if I can't see your object today, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" ”

Xie Junjun was frightened when he heard this voice, and his hair was all wilted, he got up and came to the door tremblingly, and said with a smile: "Dad, you finally ...... Here it comes. ”

Father Xie said coldly: "It's useless to talk less, what about you?" ”

Xie Junjun hung his head and said, "I'll tell you the truth-" Before he finished speaking, a hoarse woman's voice suddenly said, "Junjun, is this your father?" ”

When everyone turned around, they saw a girl walking out of the courtyard, with a pointed chin and big eyes, a small cherry mouth, very beautiful, wearing a simple white dress, which made people feel like they were in a dream.

Father Xie thought that he had seen through his son's tricks, he was famous this time, he wanted to expose his lies in public first, and vowed to defeat his son physically and mentally first, and then coerce him back to his hometown to find someone to get married.

"Yo, this girl...... What's it called? ”

The girl glared at Xie Junjun and said, "Junjun, haven't you told your uncle my name yet?" His eyes flashed like a signal light, and there seemed to be infinite information to pass on to Xie Junjun, this "girl" was naturally dressed up by Chu Zhongshi, he didn't expect Father Xie to come so quickly, there were many things that should have been understood clearly before he had time to say, this would only be improvisational.

Xie Junjun was stunned for a long time before he said: "Oh, I always said that I wanted to surprise the old man, so I will keep your name secret for the time being." ”

Father Xie smiled and said, "This stinky boy gives me a sloppy eye every time, so I don't know what your name is." ”

Chu Zhongshi gritted his teeth and said, "Uncle, my name is Fan Bingwei." ”

Wang Xiaojun whispered to Hu Tailai: "Abbreviations of Fan Bingbing, Li Bingbing, and Zhao Wei." ”

Hu Tailai also whispered: "What about Liu Shishi? ”

"He couldn't act, so he deleted it directly."

Father Xie walked up to Chu Zhongshi and looked at him, and praised him sincerely: "Oh, there is really a girl who looks like this, I'm not afraid that you will be surprised, I always thought that this kid was lying to me with a photo on the Internet." ”

Wang Xiaojun twisted his face to the side, almost holding back a smile and suffocating internal injuries.

Father Xie suddenly wondered: "Bingwei, your body is good." ”

Wang Xiaojun immediately found the problem - Father Xie almost tilted his head when he looked at Chu Zhongshi, that is, "Fan Bingwei", Chu Zhongshi is about 1.77 meters tall, and he is burly, although his appearance is disguised as a beauty with a melon seed face, his body has not changed, and he has broad shoulders and a thick back, that is to say, a very graceful and beautiful girl has the body of a deputy Tyson, no wonder Father Xie has this question, as Chu Zhongshi looks like this, Sun Wukong has to beat him to death as a goblin without having to look at him with fiery eyes- It's so unmindful!

Wang Xiaojun rolled his eyes and secretly pointed a finger at Chu Zhongshi, which meant that such rough work was only worth a picture.

Chu Zhongshi said wittily at the moment: "Does my uncle think I'm fat?" "That coquettish look is worthy of 50 points of acting skills. Hu Tailai couldn't stand it, so he turned his back and studied the wall.

Father Xie laughed loudly: "No, no, my body is strong and good to give birth to-Bingwei, has your voice always been like this?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Uncle, don't ask, young people and young people are together, and there are many things that will make your voice hoarse." ”

Father Xie was puzzled: "For example? ”

Wang Xiaojun counted with his fingers: "For example, riding a roller coaster, watching a horror movie, or listening to a concert." ”

Father Xie said heartily: "I don't understand the young people now, but I am relieved to see that Junjun is accompanied by someone." ”

Xie Junjun said weakly: "Dad, Bingwei, you also saw it, that ...... You go wash up first, and let's have a meal together in the evening. ”

"Okay, I'll have a treat, call all your friends!"

Xie Junjun nodded vigorously: "Okay, good." ”

The old man turned and went back to the barber's shop.

Xie Junjun sat on the ground and said, "I'm scared to death!" ”

"I'm tired!" Chu Zhongshi also let out a sigh of relief.

Wang Xiaojun clutched his stomach and said, "I'm disgusted...... And Lao Hu too. He scolded Chu Zhongshi, "Can you have a snack, Huli Daxian came out to bring disaster to the world with the face of a fox spirit?" ”

Chu Zhongshi glanced at Wang Xiaojun and reminded him that Xie Junjun was still there. If he knows that his temporary girlfriend is a man's disguise, I'm afraid it will be more complicated.

Xie Junjun got up and grabbed Chu Zhongshi's hand and said, "Beauty, thank you-Xiaojun, you are not allowed to talk about people like that!" He also stared at Chu Zhongshi's face for a long time before he sighed, "It's really exactly the same as in the photo!" What the hell are you doing? ”

Chu Zhongshi reluctantly said: "I'm an actor." ”

"Xiaojun, is that friend just now the filmmaker? How can any actor be found? Xie Junjun was still immersed in infinite surprise.

Wang Xiaojun snorted: "Ya is a chicken head, and there are many girls under him!" ”

Xie Junjun also ignored Wang Xiaojun's nonsense, and said sincerely: "Girl, thank you for your great kindness, I will definitely not treat you badly in the matter of remuneration, but I don't know your name yet." ”

Chu Zhongshi shook off his hand and said helplessly: "You still call me Fan Bingwei." ”

Xie Junjun gave a thumbs up: "Good actor, enter the play quickly!" ”

Wang Xiaojun laughed and said: "Your dad is really an appearance association, he doesn't pick anything else except his face!" ”

Xie Junjun said shyly: "As long as my dad knows that I didn't lie to him, Bingwei won't mind even if he is 200 pounds." ”

Chu Zhongshi whispered to Wang Xiaojun: "Time is too tight, I would have been able to adjust my figure by shrinking my bones, but I didn't have time, do I still need to adjust it now?" ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "Forget it, the old man's eyes don't spent, don't look for trouble." ”

"Then you'll have to pay the price you said - two pictures."

Wang Xiaojun took out his mobile phone and pointed it at him, and Chu Zhongshi said unhappily: "What are you doing?" ”

Wang Xiaojun smiled and said: "It's worth it to see you pretend to be a woman at the cost of two pictures!" ”

Chu Zhongshi glared at him, turned his head to Xie Junjun and said, "Come over and let's analyze the characters." ”

"What kind of characters are you analyzing?"

Chu Zhongshi said disdainfully: "Your girlfriend must have a background, what kind of education she has, where she works, what her parents do, and you don't care about the characters you created at all." ”

Xie Junjun blushed and said, "When I talked to my dad about this, I was able to mix it up, so you can play as you like." ”

"How can you play casually? If nothing else, she has to have a character, right? Is it a birdie or a savage girlfriend? Is it strong or obedient? ”

Hu Tailai said sincerely: "This is really hard to decide." ”

Wang Xiaojun said: "I think you are a split personality, if you want to get involved with the little bird, you have to lose at least fifty pounds, but if you want to play a stupid big sister, you don't match the face of your little vixen, what female characters have been popular on the big screen and TV series recently?" ”

Chu Zhongshi said: "The appearance is okay, but the kind of woman who pretends to be a woman." ”

Wang Xiaojun complained: "Are you so busy with work and still have time to watch TV series?" ”

"When I was working in someone else's house, I watched two episodes if I had a good one."

Xie Junjun said: "I think this kind of work, my dad likes women who are simple and neat, I think that if you want to find the position of this role, you might as well treat yourself as a man from the heart." ”

Chu Zhongshi patted his chest and said, "This is much easier!" ”

Wang Xiaojun glanced at him and said, "What kind of pad do you have in that part?" ”

Chu Zhongshi whispered: "I came out in a hurry, so I brought a women's outfit without silicone products, and stuffed the steamed buns in your kitchen." ”

At this time, Hu Tailai suddenly said: "No, you can't act like your father!" ”

"Why?" Everyone asked.

Hu Tailai asked Xie Junjun directly: "You don't plan to marry Fan Bingwei, do you?" ”

Without waiting for Xie Junjun to say anything, Chu Zhongshi had already jumped up and said: "Even if he wants me, he can't marry him, and he said it, just today's meal, I have a tight schedule, it's hard to find a special actor like me, "Copperhead Iron Arm Little Jiaojiao" is still waiting for me to return to the crew!" ”

Hu Tailai said: "So you can't let his dad really like you, you have to get his dad to break up with you quickly!" ”

Wang Xiaojun thought for a while, patted his leg and said, "It's so dangerous!" Fortunately, the old beard is thick and fine! ”

Chu Zhongshi hurriedly asked Xie Junjun: "What kind of girl does your father hate the most?" ”

Xie Junjun said: "This ...... It's all kinds of things, all kinds of things, and that kind of thing. ”

Wang Xiaojun solemnly said to Chu Zhongshi: "For this dinner tonight, you have only one task - to make a big death!" ”

Chu Zhongshi sighed and said, "Although I can't perform in my true colors, but fortunately, I'm quite good at making a big death." ”――

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Have a great day to all. Hee-hee (what the hell).