Chapter 87 Bit Show
It's dark
The Cricktor Manor was lit up with colorful lanterns and lanterns, which suddenly decorated the manor like a dream.
The scene of the reception was full of flowers, a stage stood in the center, the wine and food were rich and diverse, and the guests who participated in Zhang Keqiang's event were all celebrities in the American political and business circles, and the guests talked and laughed, and the atmosphere was generally harmonious.
There were two people who seemed out of place in the atmosphere of the scene.
Tom looked depressed with his head down, no longer as proud as he had been singing loudly during the day.
Elder was not as depressed as Tom, but he also had a listless expression.
During the day, the two of them truly experienced the horrors of China's Zhang and his sister.
Zhang Diandian started with the two big stupid thief uncles that her brother caught, in her careful thoughts. chattered to the two of them for a lesson, respectively about [how to be a good baby], [little rabbit and good girl] [fox and crow] and the white rabbit is so cute・・・・・・・・・!
What Elder and Tom couldn't stand the most was that two people of this size sat on a small bench and listened to Zhang Dian lecture with dozens of children, and the guests at the reception looked at him with idiotic eyes. Elder and Tom will unceremoniously let the two of them lie on the ground and spank their butts in public.
Whenever the two wanted to resist, they would see Zhang Keqiang looking at the two with a smiling expression, and Jean Rd and Tom suddenly lost the courage to resist.
Elder remembered his words in China. If you want to be an excellent paparazzi, you must train your skin thicker than the city wall, and you will never know what shame is when you are a cheap person. After achieving the above conditions, we must also have the spirit of not being afraid of hardship, not afraid of tiredness, and the will to move forward bravely. The first two points have been achieved, and the most important thing is to penetrate the enemy's interior and make them think that you are their own people. If you do, congratulations, you've made it, and you can tell if she's wearing panties or not. These are the three major elements of the paparazzi
Whenever Elder thinks of the three elements of Zhang's sue sù to become a generation of dog kings, he feels his blood boiling, and he feels that everything he has done today is worth it.
Just as Elder was thinking about his thoughts.
"Hello everyone, welcome to Mr. Zhang's housewarming, now we have to invite the host of the cocktail party, China Zhang, to say a few words to everyone, please applaud and welcome."
After saying that, Lina walked off the center stage.
Mr. Zhang stood up from a table closest to the stage, greeted President Reagan and the rest of the room, and walked onto the stage.
"I won't say more kind words, I wish you all a good meal and drink, and there will be some entertainment programs in a while, and now with warm applause, I would like to invite our beloved President Reagan to say a few words to you, okay?"
Good
It's good・・・・・・・・・・・ it's good・・・・・・・・・ it's good
President Reagan came to center stage and waved.
"I'm very happy to be able to attend Zhang's cocktail party today, there is no president here, just an ordinary old American, ・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・"
When Reagan walked off the stage, he didn't have to wait for Lena to speak again.
Wearing a beautiful princess dress, Xiao Douding, who is less than a meter tall, has run to the stage without knowing when.
"Sister Linna, give the microphone to the little ones, and I want to speak to the little pot friends," Zhang Diandian looked at Linna excitedly with his little head up.
Linna was slightly stunned and looked at Zhang Keqiang in the audience.
Zhang Keqiang nodded helplessly to Linna.
Meng Xiaodie saw Zhang Diandian's little brat, ran up, and muttered; "Take her, and the master will go up to sing in a while, and I can't lose to this little kid."
Before the guests in the audience could react, they heard a little delicate voice from the stage.
"Hello everyone, I'm a villain?" As he spoke, he rolled his cute big eyes and looked at the people in the audience.
The guests looked curiously at Zhang's sister on the stage and wondered what she was doing.
Why didn't you give a little bit of fuel? Saying that, Zhang looked at the audience with a little doubt, no! When my brother and that grandfather came up just now, someone cheered them on before they spoke, and the cute little bit talked, why didn't they cheer for a little bit!
Haha・・・・・・・ haha・・・・・・・・・・・・・ haha
He opened his mouth and started a small temper. "You must not laugh, you bad boys, don't cheer on and laugh. Saying that, he waved his little fist, and told him that if you don't cheer for your cuteness and cleverness, you won't be able to perform a show, and you'll be starved. ”
Zhang Keqiang saw his sister's aggrieved appearance, and took the lead in applauding,
The child's inner world is very simple, happy is happy, angry is angry.
Leah and Dandan had long forgotten about Zhang Diandian's secret from them during the day, and clapped their hands desperately with dozens of little beans to cheer for Zhang Diandian on the stage.
Under the leadership of a group of Xiaodouding and Zhang Keqiang, the audience remembered the warm applause.
Zhang Diandian saw the applause below, and suddenly forgot to be angry, and nodded his little head proudly.
Since the little pot friends like smart and clever people so much, everyone loves them, and the little people who see the flowers bloom are finely dotted teachers, and the little teachers will perform a show for everyone, and the name of the show is [White Dragon Horse]
Haha・・・・・・・・・・・・ come on・・・・・・・・・・・・・ come on
Zhang Diandian looked at his brother in the audience waving his fleshy little hand, and said excitedly; "Hurry up, Malaysia! It's time to perform. ”
Zhang Keqiang stood up with a wry smile.
When everyone saw Zhang Keqiang standing up, they were slightly stunned, and then applauded even harder.
Zhang Keqiang, who came to the stage, looked at his excited sister and lay down.
Zhang Diandian pouted his little ass and climbed onto his brother's back, and slapped his brother's ass with a small hand.
"Rack" "Rack"
When the guests attending the reception saw this scene, they all raised their mouths.
Yes! ・・・・・・・・Ah! ・・・・・・・・・!
Yikes! God, what did I see, was it not dazzling.
No, no, no, I must be dreaming, it's not true.
It's not true, it must not be true, today must be April Fool's Day.
Ha ha! It's not in vain, tomorrow's news is here, hurry up and shoot, don't miss every detail.
Yes, tomorrow will definitely cause a sensation in the United States, Superman Zhang, since he let people ride as horses, he was slapped on the ass.
Just when the audience was in a mess, Zhang Diandian sang.
The west is on the road
It's tens of thousands of miles away
What a monster
What a beautiful woman paints skin
What a mountain of knives and a sea of fire
What a trap trick
What a monster
What a beautiful woman paints skin
What a mountain of knives and a sea of fire
What a trap trick
can't stop the fiery eyes
Escort the master and apprentice to the west
Zhang Diandian slapped his brother's ass hard while singing, and a fat little face was flushed.
The white dragon horse neck bell is anxious
Bumpy Tang Xuanzang trotted brothers
It is not easy to learn from the West
It's easy to make a big difference
What magic is vicious
It's magical
Eighty-one is difficult to block the way
Seventy-two transformations to defeat the enemy
What magic is vicious
It's magical
Eighty-one is difficult to block the way
Seventy-two transformations to defeat the enemy
Master and apprentice four demon slaying
Fight demons together
Evil cannot defeat justice
"Lilia, look at Zhang's ass so sexy, if only I could take a picture." An American girl said to the girl next to her.
"Hmph, don't dream, the only people who dare to slap his ass are his sister and her girlfriend Meng Xiaodie."
Alas! Wang Lixin sighed and said to Yu Xiuzhi next to him; "Big girl, look at the guests' reactions. Keqiang is no longer a child, he is already a well-known hero in the United States, how can he still be like this, you have to take good care of him in the future and let him pay attention to his image. ”
"Brother Wang, no matter what Xiaoqiang becomes, he is a little brother, if it is for the sake of face, let our family feel that my brother doesn't love him, and this hero doesn't do it" Yu Xiuzhi said indifferently.
"Okay, big sister, just as I didn't say, your daughter will definitely not be a fuel-efficient lamp in the future." Wang Lixin had a speechless expression
Listening to the words of the two, Meng Xiaodie's face was full of jealousy.
"Mother-in-law, Brother Qiang is a monkey, not a horse, he shouldn't play the white dragon horse, he should play the Monkey King, this little kid is too bad, he actually robbed the monkey."
Yu Xiuzhi and Wang Lixin glanced at each other and shook their heads with a wry smile.
On a table in the east, Xiang Huaqiang looked at Zhang Keqiang on the stage with a shocked expression.
"Alas! Is this still the murderous Mr. Zhang who is fearless of anything during the day? How do I feel like I'm not alone! ”
Jackie Chan said with a smile; "Xiang Sheng, what does the elder brother say, he is a little precious to his sister, no matter what his sister wants, he will agree. Even if it is to ask for the stars in the sky, maybe my brother will help find a way to pick them off. ”
From Zhang Keqiang's appearance during the day, he gave Huaqiang a cold war.
"Now I know how much Mr. Zhang values his family, I am really worried about those people in terrorist organizations, who is not good, even touching his family, they will definitely regret it."
Xiang Huasheng asked; "Tenth brother, is Zhang Keqiang really as terrifying as you say? Are you looking too highly of him? ”
"The thirteenth brother is not that I look up to Mr. Zhang from Hua Qiang, but I can't see through him at all, but you just know one thing, if a good person says something, he will never say it if he can't do it."
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Zhang Diandian rode a big horse excitedly, and had long forgotten that he was performing a show, using a little baby fat little hand, patting his brother's ass from time to time, and shouting.
"Racking"
The crowd in the audience has long been numb.
Reagan looked at Zhang Keqiang, who was riding under Zhang Diandian on the stage with an expression of hatred.
Zhang Keqiang ran a few laps on the stage, turned his head and said to his sister; Dot, the song is finished, the horse is ridden, you look at the little pot friends below are frightened by the powerful dots, should we also go down.
Zhang Diandian tilted his little head and thought about it, revealing two little tiger teeth; "Okay, the little pot friends know that Diandian is the most ・・・・・ and powerful, and Diandian is tired and needs to rest."