Chapter 86: Elder and Tom
Zhang Diandian saw that his brother was unhappy, thinking that his brother was jealous of her. ranw?enw?w?w?.
She proudly raised her little head and comforted; "It's very powerful, it's very powerful! Brother, don't be discouraged, Dian Dian will help you. Now it's time to put on the incense, and then let the mother put on a beautiful little dress, and then the little pot friends will definitely like the smart and cute little man.
Zhang Keqiang sighed, "Dot, it's still early." Mom is accompanying Uncle Wang, shall we go again in a while? ”
Zhang nodded and tilted his little head to think.
"Okay, it's a good boy, when mom is not busy, I'll find mom to apply incense."
Dandan's sister didn't tell her what program she performed, and kept it secret from her. Snorted, and looked at Leah with a small mouth, "Sister Leah, let's go play, and sister don't tell us to pull us down." After saying that, he took Leah's little hand and ran, raising her a little bit of sister's anger.
Leah was also angry, muttering as she ran; "Hmph, it's so stingy to be a little sister, Leah will go home, and I must ask my grandfather to find Leah a monkey who is more powerful than Brother Zhang."
Zhang Diandian saw that Sister Dandan and Sister Leah were angry, rolled her cute big eyes, and learned her brother's tone; "Alas! If a person is too talented, he will always attract envy. As he spoke, he shook his little head and sighed again, alas! It's weird, it's weird, it's not smart and it's too cute, even Sister Dandan and Sister Leah are jealous. ”
Zhang Keqiang saw that his sister was obviously very proud, and he had to pretend to be very helpless, and almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, who did he learn from, it's too shameless, I must not let my sister go on like this in the future.
Zhang Keqiang looked at his sister sternly and criticized; "Dot! You must be low-key, not too high-profile. Although what you say is the truth, don't show it, you see that your brother is so talented and never says it to others, so you must learn from your brother. ”
Zhang Diandian stared at the big-eyed Qing and said very angrily; "Xiaoqiang, do you mean that you are more powerful than Teacher Diandian? If it weren't for the teacher who gave you a lesson when he was fine, would you be so smart? And how does that sentence say・・・・・・・! ”
Zhang Keqiang, who looked depressed, didn't know what his sister wanted to say, so he just listened to it.
By the way, I remembered it a little bit, Mo pretended to force, pretended to force a thunderbolt, Zhang Diandian followed his brother's example, and yelled proudly.
Xiao Hei, who was circling around a little bit, heard the screams of the little master, and also screamed.
'Wang' 'Wang'
Zhang Keqiang listened to his sister's words, and suddenly froze, stumbling; "Dot, this ・・・・・・・ this... This can't be ・・・・・ learned from my brother, right?"
Zhang Diandian glanced at his brother proudly, "Hmph, Diandian is a very smart and smart villain, this time brother, you can take it." Speaking of this, I have a little bit of an adult's tone. This time, Teacher Diandian does not mean that the moon will punish you, Xiaoqiang, you must be humble when you speak, just like Teacher Diandian, understand?. ”
Zhang Keqiang has the urge to strangle himself at this time, in front of his simple and lovely sister on the ground, why is there no door in his mouth! Be sure to pay attention in the future.
"Don't say that again, only bad boys would say that. If you don't want to be a bad boy, don't say it in the future."
Zhang nodded his little head as if he didn't understand; "Brother, are you a bad boy? Why can my brother say it, but he can't say it!. “
Zhang Keqiang touched his sister's ponytail, "You'll know when you grow up, if your mother hears it, she will definitely beat your little ass"
Zhang Diandian shook his little head and said, "No!" If my mother asked, I would tell my mother that this was my brother's teaching. If you want to beat and beat my brother's bad boy's ass, I won't beat the smart and cute, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom and the villain is a little bit fine. “
After Zhang nodded and finished speaking, he winked at Zhang Keqiang and smiled proudly.
Hearing his sister say this, Zhang Keqiang's face turned green, and he really wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him.
Just when Zhang Keqiang was thinking about how to educate his sister well, suddenly his ears moved, and he glanced at a big tree eight feet away from him.
"Dot, my brother will take you to catch the thief now, but you have to promise your brother that you won't say that in the future, how about it?"
Zhang Diandian listened to his brother's words, his eyes lit up, he nodded his little head excitedly, and shouted; Diandian is going to catch the big stupid thief, Diandian will be a big hero, brother・・・・・・・・・
Zhang Keqiang reluctantly made a 'shhh' gesture to his sister.
Zhang Diandian immediately reflected and nodded his little head.
Because Zhang Keqiang and his sister were next to a granite stone in the northwest corner of the swimming pool, some distance away from the party, there were no guests at all, only a few children sometimes ran by.
Behind a large locust tree eight feet away from Zhang Keqiang, Elder said to Tom with a smug face; "We're going to make money this time, you see those reporters who can't find Zhang and go to interview others, how can I be so prescient and didn't give up, this time it's exclusive news."
"Boss, I seemed to feel like Zhang was glancing at us just now, are we being revealed?" Tom said worriedly
Elder taught; "You stupid, Zhang's is capable of man, what's so strange about us now, as long as he doesn't beat us up. If he is really angry, you can just sing him "Three Disciplines and Eight Attentions". ”
"Yes, boss, I'm practicing this song well now, I dare say that people in the whole of America don't sing as well as me." Tom said triumphantly.
"Really? Brother is in a bad mood, you sing to my brother"
Elder and Tom were shocked when they heard this sudden voice! Qi Qi turned his head.
Zhang Keqiang hugged his sister and talked to Tom in Erde, and came behind them in a degree that normal people couldn't understand.
Tom's mouth opened wide and stumbled; "Middle, middle, middle, country, Zhang, you, you, why, in, in, in, here."
Zhang Keqiang felt funny when he heard this foreigner's words. "Alas! He sighed deliberately, you can still be a reporter with your IQ, my brother is really worried about you, this is my brother's territory, my brother is not here, where should I be. ”
Elder looked at Zhang Keqiang nervously and said; "Zhang: 'You can't beat us. As he spoke, he shouted to Tom, who was already scared, Tom, you don't have to come up with a secret weapon yet. ”
"What, what, secret, take, take, ・・・・・ weapon."
Elder yelled when he saw Tom like this; "[Three-line record eight notes] sing to him quickly."
Tom reacted when he heard Erd's reminder. Loud voice; "Zhang's I'm not afraid of you, I have a secret weapon. As he spoke, he began to sing, and all revolutionary soldiers should keep in mind that there are three major disciplines and eight points of attention, first, one qiē action is to listen to the command, and only by walking in unison can victory be ・・・・・・・・"Wow! This big stupid thief uncle sings well, it's better than Sister Lina's singing, brother, you let the powerful little teachers teach them how to be a good child, don't beat the big stupid thief uncle's ass, okay? Zhang Diandian waved his little hand excitedly in his brother's arms.
Zhang Keqiang heard his sister's words and said in his heart; "It would be interesting if I asked my family to make a little bit of [Home Alone]."
Thinking of this, he said to Elder and Tom; "The singing is good, my brother is very satisfied, as for the matter of the two of you secretly shooting, my brother doesn't care about you."
Seeing that Zhang was not angry, Elder excitedly encouraged Tom; "Come on Tom, you're good"
When Tom heard the boss say this, he sang even harder. "Fifth, it is forbidden to beat and scold people, and the warlord style must be resolutely eliminated; sixth, we must cherish the crops of the masses and pay attention to ・・・・・・・・ everywhere in marching and fighting."
Zhang Diandian clapped his little hands and cheered Tom on.
Tom didn't finish singing "Three Disciplines and Eight Attentions". "China Zhang, can I go with the boss?" Tom asked cautiously.
Zhang Keqiang slapped his face with a smile and said; "Your name is Tom, it's good, don't be in a hurry to leave! Brother will find you a place to sing well, as long as my brother is satisfied, you two will be the protagonists in today's reporter. I'll also tell you how you can be a good paparazzi. “
Zhang nodded excitedly; "Uncle Big Stupid Thief, I like you a little, and you two will have to play with you in a while."
Elder didn't listen to Zhang Diandian at all. I only heard that Zhang Keqiang would teach him how to be an excellent paparazzi.
Elder asked happily; "Is what you said true?" "Is it necessary for my brother to lie to you? Believe it or not. “
Tom and Elder nodded excitedly; "We believe."
Zhang Keqiang said in his heart, these two guys are very interesting, my brother has no way to take my sister, I can't let my brother lose face alone, just have these two guys with him.
Thinking of this, Zhang Keqiang smiled evilly and said to Tom and Erde; If you want to be an excellent paparazzi, you must be thick-skinned enough, and now my brother will teach you how to temper your skin thicker than the city wall.
Seeing Zhang Keqiang's malicious smile, the two of them felt a little uncertain.
"Okay, since you promised my brother, don't regret it. Do you two want to think about it? Zhang Keqiang said.
Tom hesitated, and he looked at Elder Elder for an idea.
Elder is bent on being a peerless dog king, and now that Zhang is giving her such an opportunity, how can she give it up lightly, you must know that the man in front of her is a human being!
Elder looked at Zhang Keqiang with an expression of death; "China Zhang's 'I will not regret it, Tom too, we will pay a price for our ideals."
Because of Elder Der's determination, many years later, when Elder and Tom became the stars of a generation of dog kings, the most shameless and bottomless of the stars, the two cheapest people, had their own media company. The two dog king stars who started from paparazzi have their own statements in an interview with reporters.
Elder said proudly; "China Zhang is my nobleman, and he is also my mentor, he gave me how to become a real paparazzi, and also gave me the opportunity to make movies, I will never forget that valuable lesson, Zhang told me that if you want to become an excellent dog king, you must first ・・・・・・・・・."
Tom said with a sad face; He is a demon, I will never forget his scoundrel side, everyone says that I and Elder Elder are despicable and shameless, but in fact, you have not seen it when you are really despicable and shameless, and you will not believe it when you say it. Now I just want to say, God, no! It's not God, it's Satan, you pull Zhang back to hell, I can't ・・・・・・・・・・・ it anymore.
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Zhang Diandian saw that several people ignored her, pouting and twisting their little heads to the side angrily.
Zhang Keqiang saw that things were not good, and said to the two brothers; "The first lesson I taught you was to listen to the teacher's lecture at the reception."