"How can a donkey not be stabbed when it floats in the rivers and lakes; One is not careful, and immediately turns into fire;

Ask me what to do, hurry up and practice the trick; Learn to roll the donkey first, and then put the hooves;

If it is not good, report it loudly; I'm a travel friend, I'm proud, 0368 is my number! ”

The rock music of the mobile phone ringtone was repeated until the end of the second time, and Chen Lingfeng, who was lying on the bed, reluctantly rubbed his sleepy eyes and brought the mobile phone on the bedside table to his ear:

"Hey, who are you!"

Glancing at the wall clock, it was not until 7 o'clock. was woken up by a strange phone call early in the morning, as a typical late-night post-90s generation, Chen Lingfeng's wake-up anger was very obvious.

"Are you a pig? It's still in bed after three poles in the sun, no wonder I heard that it's almost 170 pounds, and that's how the fat of the relationship comes from."

"Are you a chicken? Wake up early and follow the rhythm of the sun! I don't have time to chatter, which temple are you a monk from, how did you find my phone?"

"Virtue, what a big deal, I haven't seen you for three years, I'm Yu Jian, I just came back from the UK, I got off the plane in the middle of the night yesterday, you hurry up and get to Beijing, let's get together!"

Although the words were not polite at all, the excitement on the other end of the phone could be clearly felt from the voice.

After hearing the self-report over there, Chen Lingfeng immediately fell asleep: I'll go, it turns out to be Yu Shao!

"Why don't you soak a few more foreign girls outside to win glory for the country, why do you run back to China so soon? Isn't your mom going to let you come back with an NBA certificate or something? ”

"your NBA, it's terrible to be uncultured! That's an MBA, a master's degree in business administration, and you think it's a cabbage, and you can take it if you want.

You don't know my level yet, but before I went abroad, my English was about the same as yours. Even if I've been out for three years, I'm now at the level of an ordinary college student, but I spent some money to get a community college diploma. ”

Hearing the ridicule on the other end of the mobile phone, Chen Lingfeng pulled himself to find himself under the stairs, and said:

"I used to just think about this degree, and I remembered it, but I didn't expect it to be a bad one, and it had to be a curse word! I'm in Beijing, about an hour, let's meet at your lounge! ”

"Forget it, where are you? I'll pick you up! Every day there is no proper shape, and the old man and the old lady of our family get angry when they see us mixing together. I've just come back, so I won't block them! ”

The relationship between the two is not a year or two, and Yu Jian is undisguised, and it is extremely natural to say whatever he wants! And Chen Lingfeng didn't think it was a pestle, and after sending a text message to the address of the hotel where he was located, he began to wash his face and brush his teeth, and it was very rare to clean up himself and the house before eight o'clock.

"Donkeys are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be ...... by the knife"

"Hey, I'm here, I'm waiting for you at the café on the first floor, pack up and hurry down!"

******

When Chen Lingfeng arrived, Yu Jian had already helped him order the mocha, although Yu Shao, who was the same age as him, was less than 170 tall, but his delicate face and slender figure were easy to give people the illusion, and he didn't look much shorter than Chen Lingfeng who was 174!

As soon as they met, Chen Lingfeng smiled and gave Yu Jian a fist:

"Why have I stayed abroad for so many years, and I still have a chicken-like rib body, and I can't eat enough to eat!"

"Yes, as long as you mix well, this fat body can be advertised for pig farms! I said where is your mobile phone ringtone, it's quite personal! ”

"This is not casual, brother, I am the Internet celebrity of 'Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes', and only VIP members are eligible to download their own exclusive ringtones for donkey friends!"

Looking at Chen Lingfeng's proud look, Yu Jian couldn't help but be curious:

"When did you start mixing in the club?" What kind of organization is Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes? Isn't the anti-pornography and anti-crime crackdown in China very strict in the past two years? Why didn't I get you in? ”

"It's so tiring to chat with primitive people like you, and after three years of studying abroad, I have lost people! What a bullshit club! 'Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes' is a website dedicated to aggregating and publishing various events and gatherings.

After everyone or business joins the membership, they can start activities and gatherings in the local area, and show you these photos on my brother's phone! After joining the membership, the beauties I met this year have caught up with the sum of the previous twenty-three years. Jianghu people send nicknames: Childe is dustless! ”

Ignoring Chen Lingfeng's ridicule, Yu Jian drank all the coffee in his hand, looked up and asked:

"You gave this screen name yourself, I don't believe that anyone can have an IQ arrears to the extent that they give you such a nickname? However, there is also this kind of friend network in China, which is quite rare! Is there a domain name or QR code for me, I use my phone to see what kind of platform is worth your praise! ”

Chen Lingfeng, who went to bed at half past one in the morning, took a sip of coffee, but he was still a little confused, and when he heard the question, he casually reported: "I'm a donkey!" ”

"I know you're not just a donkey, you're like a pig! I'm asking you what the domain name is, not what animal category you are! ”

"You're a pig! The domain name of donkey in the rivers and lakes is the Chinese pinyin of woshilv! ”

After figuring out what was going on, Yu Jian was too lazy to entangle with him, so he lowered his head and swiped his phone:

"Hey, I said, there was a good party today, it was initiated by a girl named 'Aquarius Snow' on the net, there are 6 girls and 4 boys who have signed up, and there are still two places, let's sign up together!"

As soon as he opened the website and found the classification of the imperial capital, he saw a page of interested activity posts. ”

"It's a bit of style, it's okay, just open the webpage and shout to participate in this and that, you can't see if it's suitable, it's a person who has been abroad, okay, why are you still so calm!"

Seeing that Yu Jian was interested in the event, Chen Lingfeng's pretend B mode was immediately turned on, and he took his mobile phone and checked it in a fake way.

Activity Title: SKY Qing Bar, Drinking and Singing AA Party

Time: 2015-03-2118:00~2:00

Address: SKY Qing Bar, Tongle Fang, Haiphong Road, Beijing

Maximum number of participants: 12 people

Number of applicants: 6 females; 4 males

Remaining places: 0 female; 2 males

Organizer: Aquarius Snow

Registration fee: 200 ¥ per person

Number of Applicants: ? person

Theme: Make friends and spend time

Qualifications: Women 20~25 years old, men under 30 years old.

Event Description:

Today's TV series is finished, my sisters are happy, and I want to come out for a while, drink, sing or something! If you have friends who are willing to work together, Marley sign up. Everyone will spend all this money tonight, go back to their own homes, and find their own mothers!

PS: When you arrive, say hello directly to the bar and say that you are a travel friend!

"It's also heh, the activity description is written like this, these sisters are quite girly! Why don't I look for it again? ”

Yu Jian is as good as a stream, Chen Lingfeng's ability and intuition to chase girls he still believes, this veteran of the love field who fell in love more than 30 times before the age of 20 No matter what, there is always no shortage of experience, not to mention that he has not seen him for a few years, so he should have made some progress anyway.

Chen Lingfeng took out his mobile phone, tossed for about a minute, and then gave Yu Jian a 'jujube chestnut', and scolded with a smile:

"It's really a waste of people to go out for three years, haven't you seen anyone write about girls 20-25 years old, sisters, TV series is finished? What does this mean?

It shows that the actual organization of the activity should be a few little girls in the same crew, who are not art school students, or a group of little North Drifters who have just graduated!

Since I have the confidence to post an activity post, and I used less than 100 words to describe it, it shows that people are extremely confident in themselves! Okay, brother, I've already reported our names and paid the fees, so I'll go and meet them for a while in the afternoon! ”

Obviously, it was not once or twice that he was 'jujube chestnut', and Yu Jian didn't mind too much, but he just touched his head and said unwillingly:

"Why didn't you see such a chicken thief when I was in school? Besides, how do you know that they are just graduates, and we may not be able to meet a star or something? In addition, being young doesn't mean being pretty, and writing such a few words doesn't necessarily mean that you are confident, maybe you are lazy! ”

"If you have time, hurry up and bask in the sun, and if you tan your skin, no one will say that you are an idiot, and as soon as you open your mouth, the IQ of the whole street will be lowered by you!

Didn't you see that the event registration fee is 200 per person? Have you ever seen a celebrity hang out on a budget according to this standard?

As for whether the drift is pretty, you won't look at the 'Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes' activity record of 'Aquarius Snow'! It's really a response to the saying that stupid people have stupid blessings, I have been a member for more than a year, and such a beautiful beauty took the initiative to launch an event, and it was the first time I saw it! ”

After Chen Lingfeng finished the reprimand, he handed his mobile phone to Yu Jian, and continued:

"This platform is good at everything, but the promotion efforts are too small, the members are too few, and I can't see a few interesting activities in a week, otherwise such a good opportunity, how could it be picked up by you and me the next day!"

Yu Jian first looked at the photos of the beautiful woman he found participating in the event before, and then glanced at the time when the event was launched, this post was indeed sent at 8 o'clock last night.

The beauties in the photos are the best choice regardless of figure, appearance or skin color, because the photos uploaded on the platform are all life photos, and there are generally three or five other people in each photo.

In a good mood, Yu Jian also echoed:

"Well, it's really good, the motherland treats me well! As soon as I returned to China, there were beautiful women to pick up the wind. But this platform is really backward enough.,It's okay to look at web design or something.,But why didn't you even do a mobile phone responsive page.,Look at a photo and have to flip up and down.,How tired you have to be! ”

After listening to Yu Jian's words, Chen Lingfeng unexpectedly did not continue to complain, but said reasonably:

"Actually, it's no wonder that they do, I often chat with the little customer service of 'Donkey in the Rivers and Lakes', and I heard her say that there are only 5 people in this start-up company, and their average age is not a few years older than the two of us, and it is not easy to make the platform like this in more than a year!"

"Yo, it's still a group of young makers, and I have plans to start a business when I return to China, aren't you familiar? Take me with you to meet them when you have time! ”

"Come on! If you are not diligent in your limbs and grains, don't insult the word entrepreneurship, and you will be optimistic about your family's leisure bar. Won't the old man and the old lady all have to transfer that little bit of property to you in the future?

If you really want to be motivated, hurry up and help them help now, so that they can also feel at ease! Besides, the 'donkey in the rivers and lakes' company in Weihai, you have nothing to do to visit blindly, and people may not take you to play!

If you still don't give up, I'll discuss with Duoduo and ask her to accept you as a junior brother, and I guess she will be willing to be a broken reminder. ”

"Get out!" After Yu Jian hammered Chen Lingfeng, he continued: "Where is your room, have you cleaned up?" I'll go get some sleep! ”

This sentence frightened Chen Lingfeng: "If you go to the UK for three years, it's not good to learn something, you have to do it!" ”

"your big head! I'm jet lag, it's time to go to bed, refresh yourself early, and go to the party in the evening! ”

"You yourself have a big house with four bedrooms and two living rooms and don't sleep, what's the matter with coming to me to rub the bed, this surname is blind to you, and it is more appropriate to change it to Fan!"

"It's useless to be poor in me, and I won't reward you with half a dime, so hurry up and lead the way! I haven't lived in that house for a few years, although I just picked it up, but I always feel empty when I sleep alone, you will return this hotel in the afternoon, move directly to me, pick your own, love to live in which house! ”