Episode 29 Do Not Disturb (3)
The fat man has always wondered why he bothered to rent a bus to pick everyone up, say the address, and then let the participants drive or take a taxi to the villa.
But when he arrived at the destination, he realized the organizer's good intentions: it was indeed a villa, and it was indeed big enough. But the location is not ordinary, directly on the mountainside, and I thought it was a Taoist temple from a distance.
The two beauties are also a little dissatisfied with the environment, strictly speaking, the event venue is a bit insulting to the term villa. The exterior looks pretty bright, but the interior is pretty much too nice.
The floor tiles are in the style of the nineties, the walls are hastily pasted with wallpaper, and the joints are not aligned. The furniture is too lazy to complain, it is no more than 300 yuan of stall couches, glass coffee tables, and 12 goddess exclusive bar chairs look like they are still there, but the bar counter is miserable.
The so-called bar counter is actually an assembly table with 12 free shipping on the Internet, and it is also two bar chairs with a bar, 6 tables, 3 on each side, and two bouquets of plastic roses on each table, which is all the props for girls.
If it weren't for a 70-inch LCD TV hanging on the wall, everyone would have traveled back in time to the millennium.
Unexpectedly, the men and women who walked down from the bus didn't care about the miserable decoration of the villa at all, but were inexplicably excited when they saw the bar and the six sofas.
People are too easy to fool now, ** Tao strolled upstairs with emotion, asked for a jar of chilled Sprite from the villa housekeeper and walked to the balcony, still looking at the sky at a dare forty-five degree angle.
'Selling girls' little matches' Li Feng is a new dad of the same age as Jun Mo. Although as the host, he is a little too noisy in his heroic posture, but after all, he is married and has children, so he can't compete with the members of the event.
As soon as the connoisseur opened his mouth, he knew if there was any, Li Feng's tongue and lotus skills were the same as those of the fat man flirting with his sister, and he was not as good as that. Such a broken place, he was simply praised by him as an immortal cave!
What sits on the mountain and looks at the water, natural oxygen, the left green dragon and the right white tiger, the Tao is natural. When the villa was built, it received countless celebrities and distinguished guests. Brother Xiao Ma has filmed here, Brother Long, has drunk here......
After Balabala passed, everyone felt that the cost of 360 yuan was worth the ticket price just to visit here. It can be seen that after meeting this future star in the flickering world, he was interested, even if he didn't have anything, he listened to a talk show!
Poverty is poor, Li Feng is still quite serious about his own work. It can be seen that he has put a lot of thought into the selection of people and numbers.
The 24 girls who came to the stage one after another, tall, short, fat and thin, glamorous and ordinary, have various styles. And the male guests in the audience at least look quite energetic, I don't know if there is a super dark horse, but there is certainly no rotten eggplant that people can find fault with at a glance.
Due to the limitations of the venue and environment, the event could not be as high-end as that hosted by Grandpa Meng. But the meticulous process also made everyone present feel sincere.
The male and female guests are all **** on the stage, or the breeze and drizzle, the conversation is elegant, or the spirit is nervous, and the words do not reach the meaning. Everyone is expressing themselves very truly.
At the end of the morning, although the flower delivery link has not yet appeared. But two pairs have already held hands! One is the IT man holding hands with the preschool teacher, and the other is the fat man holding hands with Sister Miaomiao.
To say that the fat man holding hands this time should be regarded as an unreasonable and unexpected result, after listening to the teacher's words, the fat man went to Xinran for dinner.
To say that he doesn't feel comfortable with Xinran is pure nonsense, but the fat man who is dissolute on the surface is actually quite inferior in his bones. Adolescence has always been spent in poverty, and there are few beautiful women around him who have seen him. Later, after the family became rich and his personality changed, he did date countless girls, but there were very few who had real contact for more than a month.
One of the reasons for this result is that he is really lustful, and he is moved when he sees a beautiful woman; On the other hand, I actually think that I am not good enough - I am ordinary-looking, have a college diploma, have no job (before joining Donkey in the rivers and lakes) and have no skills! Although the level of pickled girls is outstanding, after all, you can't rely on this to eat.
So he doesn't have the confidence to manage a relationship at all, who is Xinran? A strong woman who relies on her own efforts to build a career! The successful people she came into contact with were gone, how could she possibly take a fancy to herself, so although she went to Shanshui to tease her if she had nothing to do, she didn't expect that the other party would really care!
But this dinner is really uncomfortable enough, since the last time in front of everyone a little gaffe, Xinran actually began to learn to stand up, and he didn't admit that he was tempted by the fat man.
Not only that, but also swore that the matter of forced marriage at home did exist, and she really wanted the fat man to help save the scene, but then she figured it out, and now it is indeed time for her to officially find a boyfriend. And this time if you don't bother with sincerity, it's an opportunity, maybe it's really possible to meet Prince Charming!
I have a real boyfriend to bring back, why do I have to find someone to pretend to be? So what should the fat man do, don't waste time and energy wandering around her!
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Sister Miao Miao is a short-haired young girl, small with two dimples, not amazing, but definitely not ugly. The first feeling is that the breasts are big, and the second feeling is that the breasts are big!
This girl is an absolute outlier, and she is indeed worthy of her name, and her opening introduction was shocking:
My name is Yun Miaomiao, I am 23 years old this year, and I am a Yi girl! When I was a child, my dream was to travel to ancient times, become a rich lady, and take two dog minions to the street to tease the little master of a good family.
But now that people have grown up, their thoughts have changed a lot, and my current wish is to find a solid shoulder to lean on, and then quietly be a beautiful girl, let the male god take me, and go to tease the little girls together, and enjoy their sweet love in their envious, jealous and hateful eyes!
What else does this say? Miao Miao is simply a good match tailored by God for fat people! Sure enough, after listening to her self-introduction, Jun Mo, ** Tao, Shi Shi and Xin Ran all twisted their heads towards the fat man.
And what he can't hold on to is that Miaomiao is coming for the fat man today! On the donkey platform in the rivers and lakes, the glorious image and reputation of the fat man have been established very successfully, and Yun Miaomiao also believes that he is the other half who can satisfy his dream love.
At dinner yesterday, Xinran had already made it very clear, and today Miaomiao was full of sincerity and walked to herself, at this time she had to wait for the girl to send flowers It would be hypocritical, so the fat man pretended to be half-pushed, and half-pushed and half-accepted the flowers!
A pair that successfully holds hands, those who watch movies watch movies, and those who cook home-cooked meals make home-cooked meals. Although the men and women who did not succeed were envious, they also had blessings in their words, at least on the surface, they were full of positive energy!
**Tao is the first male guest to appear in the afternoon, and the fat man is also ruthless, doesn't 'Brother Second' look down on his abusive feelings?
Then he will help add fire, so that ** Tao can also feel the taste of love, and after a circle of girls around him, he will have no time to talk about himself.
So without his knowledge, the fat man asked Yu Jian to take pictures of his villa inside and out, and then added Ma Li's meaty introduction to the novel "Time Hourglass".
At the same time, I haven't forgotten to help "Brother Miyazaki Seconds" cut and integrate his hobbies such as "The Great Gatsby", "Gone with the Wind" and "Amber", as well as enjoying Hayao Miyazaki's animation and music.
Although the video is only one minute long, it is focused and layered. What is Prince Charming, this is!
Sure enough, after the short film, the girls couldn't take care of it, and there were three who came up directly to deliver flowers.
Although the rest of the concentration is better, no one is ready to put down the flowers lightly. Tao had already greeted the fat man's ancestors countless times in his heart, but after all, standing on the field, he couldn't deny that the videos were faked.
What was the process like at the event, and what questions did the ladies ask? How did he go on stage and ask them to put the flowers down? Then how to pick out Zhao Yan from the two girls who chose to hold hands with the three girls who sent flowers? (He didn't choose the girl who was excited, and after seeing the plot of everyone sending flowers, the teacher put down the bouquet in his hand without a trace!) )
After holding hands, how to get the steak tickets and movie tickets, the memories of these processes are magically gone!
Tao only knew that he and Zhao Yan had spent an afternoon chatting about a lot of literary works!
What exactly should "Gone-with-the-wind" translate into to best match the charm of this work: Gone with the Wind, Gone with the Wind; What are the biggest differences between the three?
In the Norwegian forest, is it a simple love story or is it a plot under the guise of this, so as to discuss the doubts between sex and love among young people!
Frankly speaking, that afternoon was not bad, although there was no obvious feeling of heartbeat, but the relationship between the two was quite comfortable.
What really made Tao entangled was the fat man's approach, the teacher's attitude, and the reason why Zhao Yan chose him. Fortunately, Zhao Yan is also very sensitive, watching ** Tao absent-mindedly glance at the teacher after five minutes, she also understands that the male gods around her choose themselves, maybe it's just because they know each other.
What's more, one of the two is in Beijing and the other is in Chengdu. Although they have been in contact for more than a week, they can't talk about getting to know each other, and it is impossible to move to another city thousands of miles away for each other, even if this time she let go of her reserve and bravely took a big step towards him, but unfortunately after all, it was the flowers that fell and were ruthless.
So this atmospheric smart girl pretended to be relaxed and said:
"I didn't see you so restrained when we participated in the event together a few days ago, I knew that I would choose a fat man! This is to relax, why is a game so serious, not to mention that my parents require that the object must be found within a radius of 200 kilometers, otherwise I am worried that my daughter will not be able to go home with them often in the future.
It's unlikely that we'll come together, just take the movie ticket, and have a place to relax at night; And I kept the steak set, I owe it a real meal, and this time I just invited her. ”
People are more or less cheap, and they were worried about how to talk to Zhao Yan, but now when the girl took the initiative to get together and disperse, **Tao began to reminisce about the relaxed and comfortable feeling when the two were dating.
Under the alternating transformation of contradictory feelings, even the matter of settling accounts with fat people is completely forgotten!