Episode 29 Do Not Disturb (4)

The fat man knows yoga, which Miaomiao has known for a long time, and many of the photos he uploaded to the platform are scenes of practicing yoga. So after the two successfully held hands, she took the fat man to a room on the third floor, and then insisted on pestering him to teach herself a few signature moves.

Originally, the two of them practiced well, and Miaomiao also mastered the technical essentials of a lot of movements. But at halftime, Miaomiao suddenly covered her face in pain and squatted down, the fat man asked what was going on, she didn't answer, and only a vague word popped out of her mouth, "Pain!" ”

What's going on with this pain? Heartache or physical discomfort?

But Miaomiao suddenly fell into a state of shutdown, and she didn't answer whatever the fat man asked! In desperation, the fat man had to call a few friends downstairs.

When I started to come up, I looked at Miao Miao who was squatting on the ground, and I gladly thought that the fat man had done something unseemly to hurt this girl, but when I thought about it, I shouldn't have it, the fat man is colorful, but not stupid, so many people are here, isn't it dementia if you play hooligans in public?

But no matter who asks, Miao Miao is one word: "Pain!" "If you ask where it hurts, there is no sound, anyway, it hurts!

"Alright! A group of big men, it's okay to ask anything! Hurry up and find a car to send people to the hospital first! "At the critical moment, the teacher is more sensible, she estimates that it may be a problem such as menstrual period, and it is difficult to say it. So hurry up and command the fat man to go down to find Li Feng!

The following non-sincere Do Not Disturb activities are still ongoing, and Li Feng can't leave as the host. I had to ask the villa housekeeper to take Miaomiao to the hospital at the bottom of the mountain first.

However, the more ridiculous problem is: there is no car on the villa now, and the bus that sent everyone has returned to the city, and it is agreed to come to pick up people in the evening. Rather than waiting for the car, it is really better for a few people to take turns to carry Miaomiao down the mountain, anyway, there is a clinic at the foot of the road, and the road is less than two kilometers.

Worried that it would be inconvenient for the two men, Jun Mo and the fat man, to take Miaomiao to the clinic, so Shishi and Xinran took the initiative to ask Ying to go with them. **Tao also wanted to follow, but the team was already very large, and since he had successfully held hands with Zhao Yan, it was really not good to leave again, so he was politely rejected by everyone.

So the fat man became the first packer, and after walking for ten minutes with Miaomiao on his back, Jun Mo wanted to replace him, but he didn't expect Miaomiao to die and didn't agree, so he had to let the fat man carry it!

Well, who made herself her crush boy? Although the fat man is tired, it is worth gritting his teeth and persevering in order to appreciate his own girl.

At half past three in the afternoon, it was the time when the sun was at its most poisonous, and it was the hottest day in a month. After the fat man put Sister Miaomiao on the hospital bed, he snatched the mineral water that he happily handed over, and drank it in two sips. I didn't fall down in one breath.

Unexpectedly, after the doctor came over, the first sentence of Miaomiao's mouth made him break his work, and after sitting down, Ren Junmo couldn't afford to pull it!

The doctor asked, "Girl, where do you hurt?" "I have a toothache!"

"Lao Tzu believes in your evil! Didn't you say it earlier with a toothache, and you had to let me carry you on your back for half an hour on the mountain road under such a poisonous sun? ”

The fat man who was sitting on the ground heard this, and he was so angry that he almost fainted!

"You're my Oba! Oba can't do anything! What is it to take this little road, it's just a little test for you, why are you so fierce. ”

"Let's figure it out, we only met today! Although it is true and wrong, do you need to be so blind to me? Looking at the three people who were laughing on the side and couldn't straighten their waists, the fat man was already out of anger.

"What about today's acquaintance, didn't you take my hand, put your arm around my waist, touched my buttocks, and touched my breasts?"

"Fatty, in public, you have done this kind of disgusting thing, I can really see your personality clearly, you ~~~"

Before the fat man could defend himself, Xinran on the side immediately stopped laughing when he heard this, his face quickly became extremely ugly, and he even spoke a little hard.

The fat man looked even more innocent, and he didn't care about looking at Xinran's face, so he hurriedly defended:

"Where have I ever insulted you, I admit that holding hands is this, the activity is arranged like this, and holding your waist is not considered that you have framed me, and I did have this behavior when I did yoga movements. But when have I touched your boobs and ass? ”

"When you carried me! Didn't my chest and your back stick together then? And your hands are on my thighs and buttocks, too!

I don't care, anyway, if you touch me, you will be responsible for me! The tofu of Yi girls is so easy to eat! ”

After a long time, it turned out that I had met a professional household of 'emotional porcelain', remembering the gaffe just now, Xinran was also a little embarrassed, but he still twisted the fat man's ears with his hand, and scolded with a smile:

"Walking by the river every day, you deserve your shoes to be wet today!"

After ridiculing the fat man, she didn't forget to turn her head and ask Yun Miaomiao:

"Miaomiao, how are you going to let the fat man be responsible?"

"How else can I be responsible, continue to be my Obabei, I originally thought that if I was good today, I could consider bringing him to my house, if my parents are satisfied with him, it is not impossible to be together, but who made him so fierce, then continue to look everywhere first!"

The fat man sat on the ground and listened to the black line on his head:

"Miaomiao, before you made these decisions, weren't you ready to ask, what do I think?"

"Does it matter what you think? A big carrot, I can have a girl like me who doesn't care about your past, and is willing to accompany you to tease girls in the future. What else do you have to complain about in such a life!

Although I made you a little tired today, isn't it because I am really uncomfortable? I said that my wish is to make the girls around me envy, jealous and hate my happiness, don't you also appreciate this point of view?

I'm less than ninety pounds, and you've only been carrying it for half an hour, so there's nothing to complain about. Such a good benefit is something that others want and can't get! ”

For the fat man's question, Miaomiao's answer was extremely natural and smooth, and the toothache that was still alive just now was magically gone.

Co-authoring this sister is not only hypocritical, but her acting skills are also first-class! The fat man was helpless and powerless, and Miaomiao's words were so reasonable, he was speechless for a while.

"Sister, you've watched too many Korean dramas and anime, and you've confused reality with the two-dimensional world!"

Listening to Miaomiao's nonsensical way of thinking, the teacher couldn't stand it anymore.

"There is no love and giving without a reason in this world!

Even if your goal is to restore the bloody scenes of romantic dramas, you have to think about your role positioning!

In romance dramas, the male protagonist will indeed pay a lot for the female protagonist without complaint, but you should see that those female protagonists also have a reason to be pampered!

They are either intelligent, or kind, or tolerant, or strong; Brutal and willful may be a silhouette of their cute character, but when have you ever seen a work where the male protagonist favors one person just because she is good at messing around. ”

For two-dimensional girls, you have to communicate in their language to see the effect. The division of the world, the south and the north of the world, the best tourists encountered are countless, and the experience of dealing with this kind of off-line girls is quite rich.

Sure enough, after hearing these words, Miao Miao rarely showed a little ashamed look, but as soon as her attention was distracted, the feeling of toothache immediately returned.

Looking at Miao Miao, who covered his teeth and didn't speak, the fat man finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly echoed the teacher's words:

"Miaomiao, there is always a process for two people to get along! Love at first sight sounds romantic, but in most cases it's not very reliable.

I admit that my bohemian prodigal son is indeed easy to make a girl happy, but as the teacher said, the girl who can finally conquer the male protagonist must have her superiority.

Unreasonable girls are either villains who specialize in causing trouble for the protagonist, or they can't survive the first three episodes. You~~~"

didn't wait for the fat man to finish speaking, Miaomiao's words were immediately blocked:

"What kind of bullshit actor are you? I'm embarrassed to say that I, the sisters of the donkey in the rivers and lakes are blind, and they all evaluate you so well!

If you hadn't been deceived by them, the ghost would have taken a fancy to you, get out of here, don't let me see you again! ”

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After a few people returned to the villa, the non-sincere Do Not Disturb activity was nearing the end, even if there was a small episode of Miaomiao in the middle, there were a total of five pairs of people who successfully held hands in the current period.

Originally, everyone came to participate in the event with a half-entertaining and half-serious attitude, so this success ratio is still very satisfactory to the participants! Four girls and three men even paid on the platform for the next event a month later.

In addition, there are also teachers and Xinran who are planning to do a villa party - it turns out that the party can still be played like this?

The cost paid by Li Feng is very simple, and it can be figured out in a few minutes:

The half-day rent of the villa from 9:00 to 18:00 is 2,000 yuan, the round-trip fee of the chartered car is 600 yuan, the free pastry independent catering in the villa is about 2,000 yuan, and the cost of a villa housekeeper and a cleaning helper adds up to about 400 yuan; The 70-inch color TV comes with it, and it can be taken away directly when you go. Five sets of gifts were given, and the total value added up was 1,000 yuan.

The back and forth transportation cost of these items is about 400, and the total cost of more than 6,000 yuan is all the cost, and it is only high.

The participants paid 360 yuan per person, and 48 people participated, which was 17,280 yuan, and then subtracted from the "donkey in the rivers and lakes" 5% + 1 yuan commission = 912 yuan; After a day's activities, this kid made a net profit of more than 10,000 yuan!

What I gladly look at is the profit margin, and what the teacher sees is the operational feasibility and customer satisfaction; The price of 360 yuan seems to be high, but in the marriage market, this kind of quotation is definitely a conscience price.

can have the opportunity to find the other half of their hearts, and customers don't care about spending more than 100 or 100 less, but the problem is that the money is spent, and Li Feng does not provide everyone with the corresponding level of service.

At least the venue, catering, and equipment are all up to par, but fortunately, the emcee and staff service are still quite good, and they can be regarded as a game back on this issue. But the eyes of the masses are bright, and even if something bad is boasted, it is still not good.

It is estimated that this is also one of the important reasons why he has to prepare for an event for so long! Word-of-mouth can't be driven, it all depends on the platform's independent traffic, and such a business is difficult to achieve in the long run. Profit is important, but compromising service for the sake of profit is a bit petty.

But even if it is done like this, most of the participating travelers are satisfied. So it's clear that there's a lot of potential in this market. However, the gimmick of 'Do Not Disturb If You Are Honest' is grandiose is also very inappropriate in the eyes of the teacher, after all, this is a well-known show, and if you do it occasionally, it is estimated that no one will find trouble, but if you want to turn it into a business, this is obviously infringing on the intellectual property rights of others.

Even if you want to copy, you still have to take a snack, and the theme and process of the event must be changed a little appropriately!

Therefore, the discussion between the two beautiful partners is not the question of whether to do it, but when to do it and how to do it.