Chapter 59: I Want to Get Up with You

"Chivalry is forbidden by force, you don't want to wander on the edge of the law."

After the fat man went to bed, Lang Yuan naturally leaned over and pillowed on the fat man's shoulder. Even if you get rid of your desires, it's comfortable to stick them together in this position. Then the two chatted lightly, without a word, as if unintentional and intentional.

Five times it was warm and wet or something, and it didn't happen at all. There are no big villains and their accomplices next door.

Everything seems unreal! Obviously nothing has happened, how can there be such warmth - like an old husband and wife who are tired of birds entering the forest?

Lang Yuan thought of this metaphor with a brilliant pen, and he felt absurd......

"It is generally said that it is necessary to eliminate evil, but I think it is good to keep it to relieve boredom." The fat man understood Lang Yuan's persuasion. This reply betrays the strength of the heart.

In fact, the fat man doesn't understand himself, and he keeps feeling the stones to cross the river. At most, he does things according to his preferences, but he doesn't inflate himself because of his strength.

In other words, fat people are still happy to follow the rules of society.

The fat man never wanted to change the world, he just wanted to make the people around him happy, and he didn't need to be rich. Just like Wang Xia and his family, Xiaofu is the best, otherwise they may not be able to control it, and it may even bring unwarranted disasters.

As for Bai Xiaoduo, of course she has to be rich. But that girl has a rough scalp and thick flesh, so it seems to be good, and there is no need to change anything.

In other words, all the problems of the fat man and their solutions lie in their own mysteries, not in the form of external objects - this cannot be humane......

"Virtue! The guy surnamed Ma, is it okay? Lang Yuan gently pinched a small lump of fat under the fat man's ribs—my sister also relieved her boredom—and then asked lightly. Although there was no face resistance just now, I was also worried that the fat man was playing too much. The surname Ma may have a way to die, and he has his own political and legal norms, and others must not do it for him.

"There is no danger to life, and it is difficult to recover your health." The fat man does not know how to auscultate and take the pulse, and he has always been careless and free to sway, but he can judge his vitality from his breathing and heartbeat. How many times can he withstand it, so call him a few times!

"Then leave him alone. As long as he doesn't provoke me again, I'll never see him. Lang Yuan believed the fat man's judgment, the big man has great wisdom.

Thinking that the fat man behaves perversely, boldly, and has many unexpected and ridiculous actions, but it has never caused uncontrollable consequences - "police flowers open the door" is not counted......

Lang Yuan's statement is also in line with the psychology of fat people.

The world is not white or black, and there is not necessarily a clear opposition between good and evil. Whether it is good or evil, this world does not depend on the will of any one person.

Chivalrous and righteous? What are you kidding, my brother just accompanied Lang Yuan to have fun.

As long as you don't dangle in front of your brother's eyes, your brother can't see it. If you have to send your face to the door, you might as well push the boat down the river.

Of course, if the surname Ma insists on seeking death with illness, it is mainly Lang Yuan's business. To be honest, the fat man is also a little curious about the background of the silly girl. And the fat man's duty is only to protect Lang Yuan from harm - the eldest lady's personal bodyguard, handsome or not?

Okay, it's a little too close, but brother doesn't mind.

Some forces, if they don't borrow for nothing, they don't borrow for nothing, anyway, it's just a matter of the way, one has no intention, and the other is not forced.

In fact, the fat man doesn't quite understand that tonight's behavior is at least suspected of illegal detention and abuse of lynching. But Lang Yuan didn't care about this, otherwise she wouldn't have said "don't die".

Is this over-disposed? Are you kidding me! Five strong men broke into people's houses late at night!

Are they enforcers? Are you kidding me! Is there an alarm record? Is there a police message? Do you have to show your ID after entering the room? Can you explain this forcible purchase to me first......

"Hehe, I'll listen to you." The fat man smirked.

"The little mouth is so sweet. But there are no rewards! Lang Yuan rolled his eyes slightly amorously, but unfortunately the fat man couldn't see it. All the rewards that people can give have already been given. I can't give it five times in a row, who is to blame if you don't get it?

Thinking of this, Lang Yuan couldn't help but have a hot face. I thought of the evil nature of this place again, and I thought of going with the fat man.

"It's a reward to be a pillow for you, and there are still two hundred and forty-nine in front of you! It's not good if you get another kicker, this place is evil......"

"Well, sleep, I'm sleepy." Lang Yuan yawned, he hadn't had a serious rest for two days and two nights in a row!

The north wind howls outside the window, and the interior is warm like spring.

In the comfortable nest built by the fat man, Lang Yuan fell asleep sweetly, not counting the sheep.

After Lang Yuan's breathing was stable, the fat man stretched out his arm and turned off the light, moving his face in the dark, changing various expressions, like a naughty baby - the expression represents the mood, and the mood is very complicated......

The sun hung red on the window.

When Lang Yuan woke up, he only felt that every pore on his body was very comfortable. I slept so well at the latest, and I must be more beautiful today!

According to the basic principle of getting up and learning, Lang Yuan did not open his eyes immediately, but stretched his body lazily, finding a more comfortable position and sleeping for a while - this is a beauty retreat.

Hey, why is the pillow so elastic? Lang Yuan slapped his hand twice, bang.

Could it be a waterbed? In the past ten days, Lang Yuan has slept in different countries every night and experienced a lot of novel and exotic customs.

"Wake up!"

Lang Yuan opened his eyes in response, but saw the fat man looking at him with a hippie smile - what was going on? Are you dreaming, this kind of dream is very serious......

Oh, last night was the longest night, Lang Yuan hurriedly covered his little face. This situation is too abrupt, and it will take a while to get used to it. Who's going to get used to him!

It seems to be on the fat man's shoulder when he fell asleep, but now why is it on his big belly? The whole quilt was rolled up on him, and the upper body of the fat man was exposed to the air with red fruits.

It seems that there was also an incident of snatching the quilt? Needless to say, I won......

It's so warm.

"Little lazy cat, get up when you wake up, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" The fat man reached out and rubbed Lang Yuan's hair.

Lang Yuan hurriedly ducked back, accidentally hit the obstacle again, and was completely awake at this moment.

"When you wake up, get up on your own!" Lang Yuan pouted and rubbed his eyes, lazy was the most amorous.

"I didn't want to get up with you!" The fat man reached out to scrape Lang Yuan's nose again.

I can't help but think of a joke - Ah Q said to Wu's mother, "I want to sleep with you." Xu Zhimo said to Lu Xiaoman, "I want to get up with you." "The former is a wandering python, and the latter is the romance of a poet.

Lang Yuan sat up around the quilt, and the fat man's big belly was liberated, so he got out of bed and boiled water and poured it into a plastic basin. Sure enough, a tube of toothpaste and two toothbrushes were pulled out of a plastic bag. Lang Yuan quietly covered his mouth and nose and blew.

Well, it's not too smelly, it's just a little instant noodle smell. I was startled by the fat man last night, and I actually slept without washing, really......

The fat man wore his upper body, put a towel on his shoulder, and went to the bathroom with a toothbrush to wash. Lang Yuan hurriedly got up and got dressed. I feel weird when I wear it halfway. Although I didn't succeed in getting to the last step last night, the two of them actually don't have any barriers, why are they still shy?

When Lang Yuan finished dressing and went to wash, the fat man opened the door and went out, kicking open the door next door. The four joint defenses of the dead oil head staggered to their feet, their eyes were as red as a rabbit, but they had a very hard smile on their faces.

Director Ma also woke up, and when he saw the fat man, he desperately hid in the corner, as if he had seen a ghost. The hara in his mouth flowed for a long time, which was basically consistent with the fat man's judgment.

The fat man didn't bother to pay attention to the head of the horse, and when he looked at the dead oil head, the dead oil head was very happy, and quickly collected the confessions of the four people, sorted them into a stack, and gave them to the fat man with both hands. The fat man took a cursory glance and found that there were a lot of hurtful revelations, which should be enough. I didn't bother to pay attention to everyone anymore, and left without saying a word.

The dead oil head and the others in the room looked at each other, and the head of the horse shrank to the side and shivered.

There was no innocent one in the first place. According to what Lang Yuan said, as long as he doesn't look for trouble anymore, let him fend for himself.

A few roosters crowed in the distance, and the bare branches hung with hoarfrost, and the breath was a cloud of white steam. The morning in Jinmeng Mountain is refreshing.

What a long night......