Chapter 60: What is the style of swan meat?
"Fat brother, I prepared breakfast for you!"
There was a little red face in the front hall, suffocating white steam, and it looked very cute.
"Thank you, little sister, your sister-in-law and I will go over to eat right away!" The fat man had no choice but to wave his hand enthusiastically at the white eyeball. It seems that the government guest house does not provide free breakfast, but fortunately the beautiful little sister is thoughtful. Seems too thoughtful?
Not only thoughtful, but also hearty. When the fat man walked into the front hall behind Lang Yuan with a trolley suitcase, he saw a stack of golden pancakes on the coffee table, and eight swollen donkey meat was burned. There is also a large bowl of mutton batter soup, which is steaming hot and tempting—this is breakfast for two people......
"Fat brother, this bowl of 'grits' is from Hu Ji in our town, and you have to line up to buy it! You haven't eaten it in years, have you? Drink it while it's hot! Bai Eyeball pointed to the batter soup in the big bowl and eagerly introduced.
Well, it's been a lot, it's been almost twenty years, and it's the first time I've even heard the name...... didn't wait for the fat man to serve it, the big bowl was snatched by Lang Yuan, and he drank it by blowing and blowing, and it was really spicy and mellow, full of taste. The white eyeballs rolled their eyes, but they didn't have the same knowledge as a bear woman, and said very politely, "Sister-in-law also drinks!" ”
"Thank you!" Lang Yuan, who is a sister-in-law, pinched a small piece of the fat man's leg meat under the coffee table with her left hand - drink it while it's hot, huh?! Why don't you drink it while it's hot, huh?! I can't see that you still have this charm, huh?!
There was a quilt on the coffee table, and the quilt was covered with newspaper, and after breakfast was put on, another layer of newspaper was covered, and the newspaper was pressed with a quilt on top of it—the pretty little sister was very delicate, but she didn't know that there was lead on the newspaper. I left early in the morning to buy breakfast, right? She also knows that fat people can eat! So much breakfast was prepared for her fat handsome guy alone, right?
Sister has become a villain! The proof is that this big bowl, eaten by one person, is a bit large. It's obviously not enough for two people to eat. This pretty little sister is clearly on purpose!
The fat man ate the donkey meat as if nothing happened, "Beautiful little sister, you eat it too!" ”
"Fat brother, you eat, I've eaten it!" Bai Yanqiu dragged a chair over and sat on the coffee table, specifically the fat man's right, "Fat brother, don't call me a beautiful little sister, how can people be so beautiful......"
As he spoke, he quietly glanced at a yellow-faced woman - just ignore her husband, drink it, and kill you!
"Okay, pretty little sister." The fat man took advantage of Lang Yuan's breath, and also came over with a big bowl to take a sip, which was really much cooler than instant noodles. It's that the fat in the crook of the leg hurts more, but fortunately, you can breathe a lot when you drink hot grits.
"People call Zhang Ni...... "The white eyeballs are a little embarrassed, people have names!"
"Okay Zhang Ni! My name is Xu Huang, and your sister-in-law's name is Lang Yuan. Thank you last night, and you offended Director Ma and them-" The fat man actually wanted to show his merits and reassure Zhang Ni. If the dead oil head and others are a little afraid of death, they will not provoke Zhang Ni again. As for the head of the horse, it is still important to recuperate.
But before the fat man finished speaking, Zhang Ni patted her little chest and said nonchalantly, "People are not afraid!" My dad is the deputy mayor, they don't dare to do anything to me! ”
Lang Yuan ate fragrant donkey meat and drank hot grits, which can be regarded as eating people's mouths. After screwing the fat man for a while, I felt a little funny - cut! Sister will eat a fat man's dry vinegar? How many people are in line!
It turned out to be a misunderstanding, not the daughter of the village chief, but the daughter of the deputy mayor! The name is very good, it would be better if it was called "Nani", international style...... Phew, this grits are a little sour!
"Oh, what about that dead oil-headed ...... last night" When the fat man rushed into the front hall in a big rage last night, he obviously saw that the two of them were already entangled?
"The dead oil head is a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and as soon as he said a word about a stray python, he was slapped by me!" Zhang Ni was a little proud. There is no international style, and there is also a swan meat style.
What kind of style is swan meat?
Well, that dead oil head is still panicking...... The fat man was a little unhappy, but Nima Ge was wronged, and ran out to save people in a hurry at the entrance of the cave. Alas, it is also providence that makes people, no one is to blame.
Lang Yuan also understood the reason, wanted to laugh and held back, and endured it very hard. But the black hand under the coffee table is loosened, and it is inconvenient to eat donkey meat and burn it.
"But I'm still very grateful to the fat brother, it was the fat brother who saved me......" Zhang Ni's little face was a little hot, and she clearly wanted to say that the great kindness of the strong man could not be repaid, if the strong man did not give up, the concubine was willing to recommend the pillow in the posture of Pu Liu......
When the fat man was speechless, Zhang Ni actually continued to attack, and there was really a bit of momentum to rush and fight, daring to challenge in front of Mrs. Xiong, "Fat brother, which village are you from?" ”
Lang Yuan didn't hear it, and even waved his hand slightly-Come on, don't care about sister, sister still has to eat breakfast! This time, it's a toad with swan meat......
"I'm usually in Canghai, just go to Majiazhuang and inquire." The fat man also doesn't know how to deal with it, he is handsome, and he is very annoying! How could the general public possibly understand such an esoteric thing?
Imitation skills are too strong, and it's also a burden. Imitating the accent of the Majiazhuang people last night, I just wanted to make the white eyeballs as a fellow countryman, uh, Zhang Ni, be accommodating, after all, I didn't bring my ID card. If something happens, go back to Lang Yuan, how bad.
"Uh-huh." Zhang Ni really understood and stopped asking. There is a name, a surname, and an address, and I'll talk about it later.
Zhang Ni sometimes looked down at her fingers, and sometimes looked up at the fat and handsome guy eating and drinking. Six donkey meat is burned, a pound of pancakes, the fat handsome guy is really good at eating! But if you can eat it, you can do it, when will it become a disadvantage?
A certain bear lady who was maliciously framed received another slap in the eye......
After all the breakfast on the coffee table was wiped out, Zhang Ni rushed to clean up the mess, and she was really diligent and virtuous, and knew how to serve men. In stark contrast, Lang Yuan was lazily crooked there, just like a landlord's wife who was full of food and drink and pondered the exploitation of tenants, and was short of a hookah......
"Thank you, Zhang Ni! It's time for us to go back to Majiazhuang, how much is the accommodation fee and breakfast? "The fat man has more or less rushed to help, so don't be an old landlord who is lazy and lazy.
"No need fat brother, little sister invites you!" Zhang Ni hurriedly waved her hand.
"Don't mind! Thank you very much, brother is rich! "How dare the fat man take advantage of other people's little sisters, it's not clear.
"Well, the room rate is ninety-eight. I can't charge for meals! Zhang Ni also felt that it was better not to be too urgent, it was better to take it slowly, the yellow-faced woman was old.
"I borrowed so many things from you last night, plus breakfast, I'll give you two hundred! Zhang Ni, thank you! As he spoke, the fat man reached for his pocket, but could not take it out again.
Yesterday at noon, I went out to invite Lang Yuan to dinner, and my cousin secretly stuffed a thousand yuan for the fat man, and it cost more than a hundred to eat fried chicken at noon. The problem is that when he left Ma Dabao's house, the fat man stuffed the rest of the money into Ma Dabao's pocket, and when he shook hands with Ma Dabao and said goodbye, no one noticed.
When I paid the owner of the small shop that delivered to my door last night, I also took it out of Lang Yuan's wallet. At that time, Lang Yuan was in a trance and did not pay attention. Of course, the fat man doesn't care, what is money, why is it so clear?
Sometimes, money is still something...... The fat man turned to Lang Yuan somewhat embarrassedly.
Isn't my brother rich...... Lang Yuan pursed his lips, and sure enough, he took out two big tickets, and after slapping them on the coffee table, Shi Shiran left!
The fat brother who is so cute, the fat brother who mixes so badly, and the fat brother who can't even afford two hundred yuan, under the special sympathetic gaze of the beautiful little sister Zhang Ni, carried the trolley suitcase, and chased him out with his head down......
Hey, no, I collected a deposit of 100 yuan last night! When Zhang Ni chased to the door with two hundred yuan, the off-road vehicle had already driven out of the yard. It looks like the fat handsome guy is sitting in the co-pilot?
The fat brother is really good, he can't even drive, and he is subject to that bear lady everywhere!
When Zhang Ni returned to the front hall with a lot of thoughts, the dead oil head sneakily pushed the door in and asked cautiously, "The fat master is gone?" ”
"Get out!" Zhang Ni faced the toad, and of course returned to the swan meat style. This dead python still dares to show his face in front of his mother, doesn't his head look like a Buddha?
"Yes, yes, get out!" The dead oil head nodded, and plucked up the courage to ask, "The fat man didn't leave anything behind?" ”
"Get out of here!" Zhang Ni picked up the hanger again.
"Really? Okay, I'll get out! "Dead oil head hurriedly hugged his head and ran away.
There was a chaotic knock on the door over there, and the dead oil head with the other three members of the joint defense team, still carrying the arm of the horse chief, went out crookedly to get into the car, and galloped away.
It's evil, and the people who live in the hotel today don't want to return the deposit?
Zhang Ni slapped the four big tickets in her hand in dismay, frowned for a while, and couldn't help but snicker, her little face was very cute.
After a while, Zhang Ni finally rubbed her little face, raised her hand to look at her watch, took out her mobile phone and dialed it out, "Dad!" I don't want to be a waiter anymore! ”
Listening to the voice, it was a little angry, and a little ferocious, and he was too lazy to explain, "What can you do in a small town?" I'm going to the big city! You don't have to worry about it......"