Chapter 2: I am also a member of the Heavenly Court

"Mortal Ye Fan to meet the Jade Emperor, I am willing to be the network administrator of the court court, I hope the Jade Emperor will be fulfilled."

As soon as the words were finished, a very large light appeared on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and the light hit Ye Fan's forehead, after the light disappeared, all the basic information of the heavenly court appeared in Ye Fan's mind, which also included how Ye Fan entered the heavenly court, but he could only enter by himself, and no one else could bring in.

At the same time that light shot into Ye Fan's mind, a cultivation exercise also appeared in Ye Fan's mind, but this exercise can only be used in the upper realm, and it can be used in the lower realm, just like ordinary kung fu, it can't exert the power of the exercise at all.

However, Ye Fan didn't care about this, after all, everything was fate, and he was able to become the administrator of the Heavenly Court network because of fate, so why should he care about this?

After digesting all the information in his mind, Ye Fan also turned his head, looked at Taishang Laojun behind him, and said, "Let's go, I'll help you apply for a QQ." ”

Just now, when the Jade Emperor appointed Ye Fan as the administrator of the Heavenly Court network, he also teleported the map of the Heavenly Court to Ye Fan's mind at the same time, so Ye Fan also knew the current Heavenly Court.

When Ye Fan walked to all the network control rooms in Heavenly Court, Ye Fan showed a stunned expression, how big he was, he had never seen a big computer, and the configuration of the computer was all the most advanced.

Even the system is win15, it is a computer system that surpasses the nether, and the configuration alone scared Ye Fan, because the computer configuration here is too advanced, and all the computers are the most advanced.

At this time, all the computers around are in operation control, Ye Fan found a computer that was not opened, turned on the machine, and then connected to the network, and directly found the QQ login software download, because this is the running configuration computer, so there is no chat software in the computer, if you want to use it, you must download it yourself.

After downloading it, I opened the application page, saw that I wanted a mobile phone number for the application, and said to the Taishang Laojun behind me: "Do you want QQ, too many people are applying now, you want a mobile phone number to apply, do you have a mobile phone number?" ”

As soon as he heard that Ye Fan could help him apply for QQ, Taishang Laojun immediately took out his mobile phone and gave it to Ye Fan, thinking that he had been teased by Erlang God all day long that he didn't have QQ and couldn't play, and that mood was ten thousand pains.

Now that Ye Fan has applied for himself, he must have taken out his mobile phone to Ye Fan as soon as possible, Ye Fan saw the mobile phone handed to him by Taishang Laojun behind him, looked at him with a very contemptuous expression, and said: "Damn, Taishang Laojun, your mobile phone turned out to be a golden silk mobile phone, are you a local tyrant?" ”

Taishang Laojun took out his golden silk mobile phone 1S to Ye Fan, Ye Fan not only despised Taishang Laojun, but also the whole person was dumbfounded, what mobile phone in heaven is the most expensive, it is this mobile phone called golden silk, which means on behalf of the local tyrant.

But there is, but I don't know how to use it, Ye Fan also felt sad for Taishang Laojun, thinking, why do you have nothing to buy an expensive mobile phone, you pretend to be forced, you can buy a fire brick to pretend, and it doesn't look pleasing to the eye, you can also shoot it with a brick, see if you are pleasing to the eye.

After entering the mobile phone number, the mobile phone received the verification information, and seeing the verification information, Ye Fan filled in the information according to the application steps, and soon obtained a QQ account.

"Okay, that's good, I actually got a nine-figure QQ, not bad."

Seeing that he finally had his own QQ account, Taishang Laojun was very excited, and said excitedly: "I'm so excited, I finally have my own QQ, thank you so much, Daoyou, go, I'll take you to my Taoist mansion to play, there are a lot of elixirs in it, I'll give you a few then." ”

Ye Fan didn't nod his head and say he agreed, he was directly pulled away by Taishang Laojun, when Ye Fan appeared again, he appeared in Taishang Laojun's Daofu, as soon as he appeared in Taishang Laojun's Daofu, at a glance, he immediately saw Erlang God, Erlang God has three eyes, and everyone knows when he sees it, but when Ye Fan sees Erlang God, he finally understands why Taishang Laojun is always teased by Erlang God.

That's because, this Taishang Laojun has wifi in his own home but will not use it, and it is also open to people around him, and now there are many immortals in Taishang Laojun's Taoist Mansion Gate to rub the net, and in which place at the top of the door is sitting Erlang God, and Erlang God uses a very cheap mobile phone, it is a Sydney brand mobile phone.

Seeing this scene, if Ye Fan still doesn't know why Taishang Laojun is always ridiculed by Erlang God, then he should go to see if there is any defect in IQ, because, Taishang Laojun's golden wire mobile phone, I don't know how many times more expensive than Erlang God's Sydney mobile phone, you can't even surf the Internet, you can't even show off how expensive your mobile phone is all day long, can you not be ridiculed?

Everyone is addicted to the mobile phone, Taishang Laojun came back, no one raised their heads, Taishang Laojun saw that Erlang God was also there, and walked towards the position of Erlang God, Erlang God was very fascinated at this time, and he didn't know that Taishang Laojun was back, Taishang Laojun walked over to Erlang God who was still playing very fascinated, and patted Erlang God on the shoulder.

shouted directly to Erlang God: "Haha, three-eyed bastard, I also have my own QQ, add me quickly, if you don't add me, I'll just turn off the switch of the router inside in a while, and then I'll see you play a fart." ”

Khan, Ye Fan didn't expect that this heavenly immortal would be so powerful when he spoke foul language, especially the words of Taishang Laojun just now, three-eyed, just imagine, who dares to say to Erlang God, unless it is looking for death, but this Taishang Laojun will dare.

Because Taishang Laojun caught the handle of Erlang God, Erlang God was startled by Taishang Laojun and woke up, especially which sentence, I turned off the wireless router switch, I see you playing a fart, this is the reason why Erlang God is really scared.

When Erlang God heard Taishang Laojun's words, he immediately turned his head, looked at Taishang Laojun in front of him, and asked: "Okay, okay, I'll add it, you don't just turn off the router, if it wasn't for the hacker who was hacked last month and transferred all my money away, would I be poor and come to you to rub wifi?"

When I added it, I saw that there was one more person behind Taishang Laojun, and I couldn't help but ask Taishang Laojun: "Laojun, who is this?" ”

It's the first time for Lao Jun to play QQ.,So I'm not very familiar with QQ.,Agree to add a little time wasted a little time.,When you agree to the first addition of good friendliness.,Immediately remembered.,There's another person behind me.。

looked at Ye Fan embarrassedly, and said: "Ye Daoyou, I'm sorry, I was overly excited just now, I forgot that you are still here, let me introduce you, this is Erlang Shenjun, you just call him three-eyed, if he dares to be arrogant, I will change the wifi password of my house." ”

Hearing that Taishang Laojun used the condition of changing the wifi password to negotiate with himself, Erlang God glanced at Taishang Laojun with contempt, and immediately smiled at Ye Fan and said: "Hello Ye Daoyou, you can call me second brother in the future, who is the door, we are good brothers." ”

In order to be able to access the Internet, Erlang God is really open, what brothers are not brothers, only being able to access the Internet is the king.

Seeing that Erlang God dared to dig his corner in front of him, Taishang Laojun said angrily: "Hmph, you call him big brother, understand, I can tell you, he is the administrator of the Heavenly Court network ordered by your uncle personally, if you make him unhappy, be careful that he blocks your network." ”

Erlang's expression changed and asked, "Is it serious?" ”

Seeing Erlang God's disbelieving expression, Taishang Laojun continued: "Hmph, is it serious?" I'm telling you, if you don't believe it, you can try, have you forgotten how your money is gone? ”

As soon as he talked about his money, Erlang God was angry, thinking that the Internet was safe, and he opened a bank on the Internet, but who knew that his money was all transferred away by hackers, and there was no penny left, so Erlang God ate instant noodles and drank the remaining rice water every day to live.

"Brother Ye, I'm joking, don't take it seriously, how dare I be your second brother?"

"That, Brother Ye, can you give me a QQ me? I want to add you. ”

Ye Fan is now in a soul state, and he doesn't have a mobile phone to access the Internet at all, but Ye Fan doesn't know if he can add Nether QQ here, seeing them ask, Ye Fan also said his QQ.

When Erlang God hit Ye Fan's QQ number, a few big words appeared on the top of adding friends, this number is a nether person, are you sure you want to add?

Fundamentally, now the Heavenly Court stipulates that people in the lower realm cannot find QQ in the upper realm, but people in the upper realm can add the lower realm, but the people in the lower realm must have an identity in the heavenly court to pass the review, may I ask what his identity is?

After Erlang God called the identity that Taishang Laojun said just now, Ye Fan's QQ message immediately appeared, and then, the whole person was dumbfounded.