Chapter 1: Heavenly Court Network Administrator
I'll tell you cruelly once, and I'll never say it again.
I didn't want to tame you, and I don't want to be tamed by you.
I don't like you and will never like you.
The fundamental reason for rejecting you is because our souls are highly dissimilar, from the first time I saw you I knew that we were people of two worlds, really, I really wouldn't like you. So please don't be sentimental.
Looking at the cruel confession rejection letter replied by the computer, Ye Fan's eyes shed tears, who said that men don't shed tears, who said that men are amorous.
When the last line of words on the computer appeared, Ye Fan couldn't help the anger in his heart, and punched the computer in front of him, directly breaking the computer screen.
At the moment when the computer screen was broken, Ye Fan's body seemed to have been electrocuted, and he fell into a coma directly, and I don't know how long it took, a light appeared on the screen of Ye Fan's computer, covering Ye Fan.
When Ye Fan woke up, he found that his head was a little painful, and he stretched out his hand to touch the back of his head, and then slowly opened his eyes, and the moment he opened his eyes, Ye Fan was dumbfounded.
Countless computer programming languages appeared around Ye Fan, and at Ye Fan's feet, there was a big word, which was an ancient text.
However, Ye Fan of the Department of History recognized at a glance what kind of word this word was, Tianzi, this word is a Tianzi, around the Tianzi, there were a lot of garbled characters, these garbled codes, Ye Fan knew at a glance, it must be the garbled characters in the computer.
But where is this? How did I end up here? Ye Fan looked around with questions.
It was as if he had been exposed to electricity just now, and then he lost consciousness, and then he fell unconscious, but how could he be in a place where computer programming languages are all around?
At this moment when Ye Fan was puzzled, a person suddenly appeared, startling Ye Fan.
This person is an old man, but Ye Fan can't understand the dress on his body at all, and his whole body is full of ancient clothes.
Seeing the appearance of the old man, Ye Fan's face was a little ugly, and he asked the old man, "Are you?" ”
Ye Fan didn't know where this was, and Ye Fan didn't know the person in front of him, since this person appeared from here, then he must know where this was.
Really let Ye Fan guess correctly, this person does know where this is, seeing Ye Fan's doubts, the old man waved the dust in his hand, and then, Ye Fan didn't understand what was going on, and his head was dizzy.
When he reappeared, Ye Fan was stupefied by the scene in front of him, no, to be precise, he was frightened by the four big characters in front of him.
Lingxiao Treasure Palace, four golden characters, has been standing on a man with a golden ancient dragon suit all over his body, seeing this man, and then looking around, Ye Fan couldn't help but twist his eyes again, and found that he was indeed not mistaken.
One was shocked, almost frightened and his feet softened, and he immediately said to the old man next to him who had not spoken: "That, is this the Heavenly Court?" ”
Lao Dao, who was holding the dust, didn't expect that after all these years, there were still people who remembered this place in Heavenly Court, but Lao Dao did not reply to Ye Fan's words, but directly bowed down to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
"Taishang Laojun meets the Jade Emperor, I have found someone suitable to be a network administrator, and now I have brought it with me."
The Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the top of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, nodded, indicating that he was very satisfied, and after seeing the Jade Emperor nodding, Taishang Laojun looked at Ye Fan and asked, "Your name is Ye Fan, right?" ”
After greeting the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun directly asked Ye Fan a question, and woke up Ye Fan, who had not yet reacted, and was stunned.
Ye Fan, who reacted, spoke as if he was stuttering: "Ah... Ah yes, yes, my name is Ye Fan, that, Shangxian, why did you catch me here? ”
Taishang Laojun saw that Ye Fan was a little flustered, and said to Ye Fan: "Don't be afraid, the reason why I let you come up is because you have a relationship with Heavenly Court." ”
Ye Fan was puzzled, pointed to himself and said, "Have a relationship with me?" ”
"Well, yes, since three years ago, Heavenly Court entered the Internet era, Heavenly Court began to change a lot, but a month ago, something happened, Heavenly Court's Internet was invaded from the West, if you use your Nether words, it is a virus."
"Although the virus is very powerful this time, we also have an anti-virus system, so we are not afraid of their virus, the most fearful thing is that he can't invade our computer, and directly destroy our computer system, as long as the computer is turned on, the computer will appear a lot of garbled for no reason."
"And our heavenly technology is not as powerful as your nether computer technology at all, so we have chosen a person who is familiar with computers in your lower realm to manage the computer data of our heavenly court and the garbled characters that appear on various computers."
"And you, you are the right person, since hundreds of millions of years ago, after the sealing of the god list, the heavenly court has been separated from the lower realm, and the people of our upper realm cannot go down to your lower realm, and you people from the lower realm will never be able to go up."
"But you're an exception, and I can't tell you why, but now you should understand our purpose, right?"
Ye Fan was stunned for a while before he reacted, but then, Ye Fan was stunned again, and immediately stretched out his hand and grabbed Taishang Laojun's two shoulders and shouted: "Wait, you mean, I'm in Heaven now, so am I dead?" ”
Thinking that he died because of a little setback, Ye Fan regretted it, regretted that he shouldn't have messed around with the computer, shouldn't have been angry at every turn, and when he thought of his mother and his father, he couldn't help crying immediately.
Seeing Ye Fan sad, Taishang Laojun quickly explained to Ye Fan, "Hey, hey, when did I say you died, why are you crying?" ”
"Really, others can't expect to come up and be immortals?"
"Now that you're given a Heavenly Court network administrator, you're still crying, aren't you too moved?"
"Actually, you don't have to be moved.,I just have a request.,Can you teach me how to play QQ.,I heard that Erlang God's little QQ is now a sun.,Pretend in front of me all day long.,It's a distress in my heart.。
Hearing that he was not dead, Ye Fan was just about to ask why he was the network administrator of the Tianting Court, but before he could say anything, he was preemptively opened by Taishang Laojun, and when he heard Taishang Laojun's words, Ye Fan couldn't help laughing.
This Taishang Laojun can't even play QQ.,No wonder it appeared in the garbled code just now.,Didn't make a sound at all.,It seems that Taishang Laojun doesn't even know what the computer gibberish is.。
After knowing that he didn't have anything, Ye Fan nodded and said, "Yes, of course you can, but you have to tell me, how did you become the administrator of this Heavenly Court network?" ”
"Did you see the Jade Emperor above?"
Ye Fan nodded and signaled that he had seen it.
"See, right, the Jade Emperor above is not the Jade Emperor at all, but a shadow of the Jade Emperor, as long as you bow down to the Jade Emperor above, and then say, I am willing to accept the Heavenly Court Network Administrator, it's okay."
"Really? You didn't lie to me? ”
Ye Fan stared at Taishang Laojun's face very carefully, but he didn't see any sense of deception at all, so Ye Fan knelt down towards the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in front of him.