"Old Yue, why have you been walking for so long, and you haven't come to your Old Yue's Mansion yet?"

Ye Fan followed Yue Lao's footsteps, walking, and listened to Yue Lao talk about some interesting things that had happened in Heaven recently, but when it came to it, they were all about the romantic debts of Bajie.

One of the funniest ones, and the one that made Ye Fan smile the most, was the time when Bajie was at the house of King Li of Tota.

I heard that Yue Lao just said that there was no one in the family of Tota Li Tianwang at that time, and Bajie originally wanted to find Tota Li Tianwang, but after looking for a long time, Tota Li Tianwang's house could not even find a ghost.

Bajie, who couldn't find it, was curious, and walked around, just when Bajie walked to the back garden of Tota Li Tianwang's house, Bajie suddenly heard the sound of bath water.

Hearing the sound of the bath water, Bajie was very curious, and walked over to the sound of the bath water, thinking, didn't this Tota Li Tianwang's family go to play? How can there be the sound of bath water here.

The back garden must be planted with flowers and plants, and the maid who manages the back garden is a very young woman, and the woman knows that the family and the servants of Tota Li Tianwang have gone out today, so she thinks that no one will be at home.

So I didn't bother to close the door when I took a bath, just now, when I was taking a bath, Bajie, who was sneaking in, saw it from a distance.

Seeing a beautiful woman taking a bath, how can Bajie not appreciate it?

As a monk who does not shave his hair, as a monk who thinks about beautiful women every day, and as an unscrupulous monk, of course, hide in the distance and appreciate it slowly!

This admired and admired, and suddenly forgot that this was the home of King Tota Li, and began to slowly approach, slowly approaching, but Bajie still knew one, that is, he had to approach very carefully, and he could not make any movement for the woman who was still taking a bath to know.

There is a dog in the back garden of Tota Li Tianwang's house, the dog has a very nice name, called Sister Feng, because the dog is very windy ~ coquettish, and when he sees the male dog, he catches up with it, and this time he sees Bajie appear here, so he is curious and walks towards Bajie.

And this dog saw that Bajie was sneaking closer, giving people a mysterious feeling, and immediately thought that Bajie was coming to steal something, and the dog slowly approached Bajie from behind, and Bajie, who was still admiring the beauty bathing, still didn't know at all.

Looking, looking, the dog stood behind him, Bajie didn't know yet, at this moment, the dog bit Bajie's buttocks, Bajie looked too engrossed, and the dog didn't know when he bit it, because Bajie's butt was meaty, and when he bit for a while, Bajie knew.

When Bajie found that the back of his butt was bitten by a dog, Bajie was very angry, and he was still admiring the beauty? You, who are not a pure breed of whistling dogs, actually bite me an old pig.

If I don't give you some color, you won't know that my old pig is surnamed Pig.

How can a dog be an opponent of Bajie? In less than a second, the dog was subdued by Bajie, but in order to continue to appreciate the beauty out of the bath, Bajie didn't bother to care about the dog, so he directly knocked the dog unconscious and threw it in front of him.

Looking, looking, suddenly I couldn't help it below, I got taller, as a pig's head, a pig who was not married, how could the thing below be endured?

The rocket rose to the sky on the spot, getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker, and finally I didn't know what nerves I had, and when I saw the who had passed out in front of me, I caught it directly, and showed the power of my man to the bitche.

No one knew about it, and the maid didn't know that she was peeked at taking a bath by Bajie, and the matter passed slowly.

And what people couldn't have imagined was that when Bajie was forgetting about this matter, it suddenly sounded with a bang in the form of a bomb, and the immortals of the entire heavenly court knew about it.

Because in the back garden of King Tota Li, there were often children running into it to play games, and those flowers and plants were injured, but when asked who it was, those children, everyone didn't admit it, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohong and said it was Xiaohong, and Xiaohong pointed to Xiaobai and said it was Xiaobai.

You say a word, I say a word, and in the end, in order to know that those children are naughty, King Tota Li installed a lot of cameras in the back garden.

Just after the matter of Bajie passed for a while, the flowers and plants in the back garden were confused by the children again.

This time, King Tota Li still gave the children a chance to let these children stand up on their own, who knows, the children don't know what the camera is at all, and they think that no one wants to stand up without the gods to see it.

Tota Li Tianwang saw that no one was willing to admit it, so he asked people to check the camera, and finally the matter of Bajie was found out, and it was rumored that it was ten, ten, hundred, and thousands, and Bajie was still sleeping, and suddenly woke up.

I heard that my own thing was known, and I uploaded the video to QQ space, Bajie went out with a mask every day, because Bajie had no face to see people, and a female dog was given by a pig, which was the hottest thing at that time.

But no matter how popular the headlines are, there will be a day when they disappear, and I don't know how much time has passed, and the matter of Bajie has slowly precipitated, but Bajie's reputation is still wolf, and anyone who sees it will point fingers.

After listening to Yue Lao's interesting story about how many Bajie were played, Ye Fan's stomach hurt so much, and when he heard that Yue Lao finally stopped talking and continued, Ye Fan stood up, because it was so funny just now, he just stood up, and he hadn't gone far.

The old Yue's Daofu has arrived, and the Yuelao's Daofu is different from the Daofu of Taishang Laojun, the God of Food, and the Taibai Star.

Because Taishang Laojun is mainly based on alchemy, there is an alchemy furnace at the door outside the Daofu, the god of food is mainly cooking, and a pot is placed at the door of the Daofu, but this is not the most critical.

The most important thing is that there is no red rope outside the old Taoist mansion this month, nor is it a marriage thing, but a couple of couple's avatars at the door, Ye Fan thought to himself, this is too old and too good to keep up with the trend of the upper and lower realms, right?

Couples in the nether world like to wear couple clothes, and they like to get some couple avatars on QQ, this month old man actually learned from the nether world and made a couple at the door, but this is not the most critical, the most critical thing is that the bronze statue of this couple turned out to be the cowherd and the weaver girl.

Because under the bronze statues, the names of these two bronze statues are written, for the ancient characters, of course Ye Fan knows, that is, because of understanding, Ye Fan will know that the couple at the door is the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.

Seeing that the bronze statues of this couple were the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Ye Fan looked at the old man next to him and asked, "Old man, are you sick?" ”

As soon as Yue Lao heard this, he immediately turned around, looked at Ye Fan, and asked, "Ye Shangxian, I'm not sick?" ”

Ye Fan heard Yue Lao say that he was not sick, stretched out his hand and pointed to the bronze statue couple next to him, and said, "Not sick, are you sure you are not sick?" ”

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