"Yue Lao, are you really sure you're not sick?"

Ye Fan walked towards the cowherd of the bronze statue of the couple, stretched out his hand, pointed to the words under the bronze statue, and said, "What if you weren't sick?" Why did you put the bronze statues of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl at the door of your Taoist mansion? ”

"Taishang Laojun is an alchemist, his Taoist mansion is placed at the alchemy furnace, and the god of food is mainly cooking, their Taoist mansion is placed at the door of a pot, you are the old moon, specially pulling red threads for people, you get a pair of cowherd and weaver girl heads at the door, don't you want every couple to be separated as soon as they get married?"

"No wonder there are so many couples in the Nether Realm, one in the east and one in the northwest, and the work of the two is thousands of miles apart, it turns out that you are the ghost of the old moon?"

Looking towards Yue Lao, wanting to see how this Yue Lao planned to explain, who knows, Yue Lao shouted at Ye Fan: "Who told you that my bronze statue is a bronze statue of a couple?" ”

Ye Fan was blindsided for a while, thinking to himself, this is not a couple's head, what is it, could it be that this is just a pair of ordinary statues.

Yue Lao saw Ye Fan's doubts, looked at Ye Fan and said: "This is not a bronze statue of a couple, this is a pair of Thanksgiving bronze statues carved for me by the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in order to thank me for the marriage I gave them back then, saying that it is to thank me, this pair of bronze statues, when I saw that there was no place to place them, I asked them to be placed at the gate of the Taoist Mansion, hoping that future generations can also be like this pair of bronze statues, love each other forever, and never give up." ”

"It's not what you said about a bronze statue of a couple, and I don't even know what a bronze statue of a couple is."

Hearing Yue Lao say that he didn't understand what a bronze statue of a couple is, he thought, what don't you know what a bronze statue of a couple is, isn't this a bronze statue of a couple? Too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you know to make excuses.

Seeing how competitive Yue Lao was, Ye Fan didn't quarrel with Yue Lao, this was obviously a couple's avatar, and he said no, but at this moment, Ye Fan thought he was wrong.

Stretched out his hand to twist his eyes, found that he was not mistaken, and continued to reach out to twist his eyes again, and finally found that he was still not wrong, found that he was not wrong, and said to the couple in the distance: "I damn it, say Cao Cao, this Cao Cao can't be, but the Cowherd and Weaver Girl have arrived." ”

The Cowherd and Weaver Girl didn't know Ye Fan at all, and when she heard Ye Fan say her and his wife's names, she walked over to Ye Fan and asked, "I don't know who this Immortal Monarch is, it seems that my wife and I don't know you, how do you know our names?" ”

After speaking, he turned around, looked at Yue Lao, and said to Yue Lao: "How is Yue Lao doing lately?" ”

Yue Lao: "It's not bad, but there is no food, and you are trying to find a way to eat?" ”

Cowherd: "Don't have anything to eat?" ”

Yue Lao: "Yes? I was stolen and eaten by that pig, I just wanted to go to him to settle accounts, who knew that this Bajie actually went to the Flame Mountain to soak in the hot springs, I saw that I couldn't find them, so I had to come back. ”

Yue Lao: "By the way, I forgot to introduce you two just now. ”

"This is Ye Shangxian, that is, the network administrator of Heavenly Court, if your computer fails, you can ask him for help."

After Yue Lao finished the above sentence, he stretched out his head close to the Cowherd's ear and whispered: "If you are poisoned by watching Teacher Cang's movie next time, you can also go to him, I asked him for help last time, very smart." ”

Although Yue Lao's voice was not loud, but it was heard by the Weaver Girl, and I don't know whether the Weaver Girl was intentional or unintentional, after the Weaver Girl heard it, she stretched out her hand, stretched out her hand towards the Cowherd's ear, twisted the Cowherd's ear and said: "I thought why this computer would break down in three days, it turned out that you did it?" ”

"Also, who is this Teacher Cang?"

Ye Fan puffed, laughed, and saw that the Cowherd was twisted by his daughter-in-law, although he couldn't help the Cowherd, but how much he could help, stretched out his hand, stretched out towards the Weaver Girl, shook hands and said, "It turns out that you are the famous Weaver Girl?" ”

"It's really better to be famous than to meet, it's better to see with your own eyes than to meet, the legendary Weaver Girl heard that she is a great beauty, who has competed with Chang'e, and what I saw today, I know that it is only that I have competed with Chang'e, and it is simply the first beauty in the sky?"

When the Weaver Girl heard how beautiful she was praised by Ye Fan, she held her face with both hands and asked, "Really?" ”

Ye Fan straightened up and said, "It must be true, you look at me, don't you look like I'm lying?" ”

was praised by Ye Fan, the Weaver Girl had long forgotten who the Cowherd was, turned around and ran home to look in the mirror, and when she saw the Weaver Girl running, the Cowherd gave a thumbs up and praised Ye Fan and said: "Amazing, Ye Shangxian is Ye Shangxian, how powerful is it to even coax girls." ”

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Where is it?" It's just that, isn't your home based on weaving? It's broad daylight, you're not weaving at home, why are you here for Yuelao? ”

Asked by Ye Fan, the Cowherd remembered that he had come to find Yue Lao this time, looked at Ye Fan, and said: "I came this time, in fact, there is something I want Yue Lao to help me think of a way, you also know that my Weaver Girl basically deals with silk every day in the heavenly court." ”

"In addition to knowing Yue Lao, I basically don't know much about the immortals, there are too many fabrics recently, and the sales volume is not good, I don't know what to do, I came this time, just to let the Yue Lao Gang think of a way, to see how to sell the fabric of this heavenly court quickly."

Ye Fan: "Fabric, is it silk fabric?" ”

Cowherd: "Yes, it's silk fabric, what's wrong?" ”

Ye Fan: "Can you take me over to have a look?" ”

Hearing that it was silk fabric, Ye Fan's heart was itchy, others didn't know, but Ye Fan knew very well how valuable this silk fabric was.

Now there is a shortage of silk in the nether world, silk is equivalent to the price of gold, and the clothes made of silk are only worn by those high-ranking officials and nobles if they are in ancient times, but in modern times, people who wear real silk clothes are basically worth more than 100 million, otherwise they can't wear silk at all.

One is that silk is very lacking now, and the other is that silk is worn on the body, which is good for the skin and can absorb some unnecessary stains discharged from the body.

That's why some rich people and some ordinary people stay at home for the same month, and the skin color of ordinary people has not changed, but the skin of rich people is getting whiter and whiter, and this is the reason why the most inseparable is it.

Hearing Ye Fan's words, the Cowherd nodded and said, "Yes, of course." ”

After speaking, he looked at Yue Lao, and Yue Lao said with a smile: "Ye Shangxian is my guest, and now that the guest is going to see it, how can I not accompany him?" ”