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On the Internet, when Lin Feng was halfway through this cross talk, it began to explode.

"Everyone, go and watch Blue Ocean Satellite TV, Lin Feng is tearing up the Spring Festival Gala on the spot."

"After listening to Lin Feng's cross talk, and then listening to Jiang Cheng's cross talk, it's simply not as good as a dog!"

"It's amazing, Lin is crazy, the live broadcast scene is tearing up the Spring Festival Gala, no one dares to do this kind of thing except Lin Feng."

"It's so TM wonderful, Lin Feng's cross talk is too enjoyable, this is called cross talk, cross talk is originally a satirical art, if you have to change it to sing praises, then it's still called cross talk?"

Lin Feng taught Jiang Cheng a lesson with his practical actions and told him what cross talk is.

"Those who are still watching the Spring Festival Gala can really transfer the channel, you have missed too many wonderful programs."

"Lin Feng is really 6B, this cross talk is a god, using exaggerated techniques to refract reality, and easily hacking the chaos in the entertainment industry, such a work, Jiang Cheng's gang can't write it until they die."

"Support Lin Feng, there is not much that can be done, the TV at home has been transferred to Blue Ocean Satellite TV!"

“……”

CCTV Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie's program time is shorter than Lin Feng's, so the program on their side is finished, and Lin Feng's side is not over yet.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, Liu Zhijie, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala Li Baoping, and the deputy director Dai An were watching Lin Feng's performance around the TV of Blue Ocean Satellite TV, and the expressions of several people were very ugly, and several faces were black for a while, red for a while, and white for a while.

"Lin Feng, this kid is too arrogant, slandering us at the live broadcast party, and the radio and television side doesn't care?"

"Report and complain, I don't believe that no one cares about him!"

"Satisfying nonsense, there is really no heavenly reason, Lin Feng, this kid must not die well!"

"It's so unbearable to say that our Spring Festival Gala is Lin Feng going to war with us completely?!"

"Lin Feng is cross-border after all, we may not have much to do with him, but Blue Ocean Satellite TV openly called our CCTV, I think they want to speed up the pace of bankruptcy."

Several people gritted their teeth and said, and at this time, Zhang Liang ran over out of breath again.

"Director Li, it's a big deal!"

"What's wrong again?" Li Baoping asked with a dark face.

"Our ratings, ratings ......," Zhang Liang gasped again halfway through his words.

"What the hell is going on? Fell again?? Li Baoping asked with a frown.

Zhang Liang nodded: "It's falling, and this time it can be said to be a cliff-like fall." ”

"How many?" Li Baoping asked.

"We're only 11 left in the ratings." Zhang Liang said.

"What ?!!"

When they heard this, all those present were blinded.

“11？ How is this possible? Didn't you just have 18.5? ”

"That's right, how did it fall so much all at once!"

Li Baoping and Diane were full of anxiety.

"Director Li, Director Dai, this is the data of the ratings monitoring center, I don't know what the specific situation is." Zhang Liang cried with a sad face.

Hearing the news of the cliff-like decline in CCTV ratings, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie on the side were both red-faced, because this cliff-like decline appeared in the program time of the two, so it can be said that the two have unshirkable responsibilities.

"It's really hard to serve the audience now." Jiang Cheng said angrily.

"It's just that I don't know how to appreciate it, and I don't know whether it's good or bad!" Liu Zhijie agreed.

Hearing this, Li Baoping and Diane looked at the two of them without words, of course they were not good at breaking the face of the two, however, they were already very unhappy in their hearts, both of them were judges of language programs, and so far, what are language programs? ?

The only one with a better evaluation is Lin Feng's book, which is simply Chiguoguo's irony!

Blue Ocean TV.

Lin Feng and Yu Qian's cross talk is not over yet.

Lin Feng: "At night, I fell asleep at the entrance of the stage, and finally a staff member stabbed me, it's time for you to play." ”

"Whew." I wiped a handful of saliva from the corner of my mouth and swallowed again.

"Ho! You also have a big heart, and you sleep all the time. Yu Qian said.

"I slept so soundly!" Lin Feng smiled and continued: "It's finally my turn, I pinched myself hard, let myself be refreshed, I want to dedicate the best show to the judges, I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala!" ”

Lin Feng almost shouted the words "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala".

"Ho! Listening to the sound is very confident! Yu Qian agreed.

Lin Feng continued: "I wiped my saliva, walked on the stage, and bowed deeply like an actress. ”

"Hey, the judges didn't pay attention to me."

"People don't need to talk to you." Yu Qian said.

"If you don't care, don't care, I'm performing a show, but I just started acting, and the judge surnamed Jiang suddenly spoke." Lin Feng said.

Hey......!

Of course, the audience knew about the grievances between Lin Feng and Jiang Cheng, so as soon as Lin Feng said the judge surnamed "will", the audience immediately burst into laughter.

"Don't make a fuss, I said that this review is not the ginger of onions, ginger and garlic, it is the future general." Lin Feng said.

"Okay, the more you draw it, the darker it gets, let's go on." Yu Qian smiled.

"The judges of the future will ask me, did you bring a gift?" Lin Feng said.

Yu Qian: "Huo! So straightforward. ”

Lin Feng: "Yes, it's too direct, I can only tell the truth after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't bring it." ”

"Didn't bring it?? As soon as I heard that I didn't bring a gift, the teacher stood up with his eyes and asked again, really didn't bring it?? ”

"Huo, this judge is also not giving up." Yu Qian said.

Lin Feng: "As soon as I heard people ask so persistently, I said that it was inappropriate not to bring it." By the way, before I came to audit, I bought a pair of insoles on the side of the road......"

"Insoles? You're just going to send this?? ”

"I don't want to send it, they asked." Lin Feng continued with a sad face: "That, there is also a small gift, the insole. ”

"Insoles?? As soon as I heard that the gift I brought was an insoles, the eyes of several judges stood up! ”

"People are angry, how can there be gifts and insoles." Yu Qian said.

Lin Feng shook his head: "No, but the judges really spoke." ”

Yu Qian: "What are you talking about?" ”

Lin Feng: "They asked me about my insoles in my forties??" ”

Yu Qian: "Huo! They want insoles too! ”

Lin Feng: "Yes, I didn't expect that when I said 42, I said to the teacher, that's just for me, and I also have 42 feet." ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, you two are still big on one side." ”

Lin Feng: "It's not, but I regret handing over the insole, I knew that I said 37, they can't ask for it." ”

Yu Qian: "Hey, you're smart at this time. ”

Lin Feng: "I thought about the gift, whether it would be able to pass the review, as soon as I thought that I could pass the review and go to the Spring Festival Gala, I didn't feel sorry for my insole." ”

Yu Qian: "The gift is also given, and it should be passed." ”

Lin Feng nodded: "Yes, I think so too, who knows, the surname will wave his big hand, you go back, the show does not meet the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala." ”

"That's it? They're going to take the gifts. Yu Qian asked.

"Yes, I'm also in a hurry, I asked at the time, I said, you have accepted the teacher and the ceremony, how can you not let me pass?" Lin Feng said.

Yu Qian: "What did he say?" ”

Lin Feng: "He was angry and yelled at me, have you ever seen a pair of insoles that can go to the Spring Festival Gala!" Let's go back! You can't get over this show!! ”

"Also, everyone is sending rice, soybean oil, and old vinegar, and you really can't take this insole." Yu Qian agreed.

Lin Feng: "That's not good, the show was killed, how can I go to the Spring Festival Gala?" How to become famous? How do you make money? So, I gritted my teeth, my heart was horizontal, and I shouted, "Teachers, I can also go to the hotel and let you guide the script!" ”

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