Why did the gods go up the mountain to fight tigers?

At such a critical juncture, how did Lu Yan's very sassy idea come about?

There is clearly only one truth!

That is, the system boss in his head made another ecstatic "ding" sound.

【Ding!】

[In view of the host's life situation, activate the sign-in supergod mission!]

[This check-in will reward a mysterious fictional character, fuse his powerful martial arts stunts, fight against Black Mountain, help you super god, do you sign in immediately?]

"Maybe the system will be late, but it will never be absent!"

"A large-scale pretending scene like this, if there is no handsome comparison of my Lu Dashuai, how would it be overshadowed?"

Lu Yan didn't say a word, Mei Zizi pressed the handprint and completed the sign-in.

【Ding!】

[Congratulations on your successful sign-in and getting a new supergod character - Wu Song!]

[Wu Song, from the world of "Water Margin". 】

[Wu Song is an important figure in Shi Nai'an's classical masterpiece "Water Margin", and the people in the rivers and lakes are called "Wu Song of the Walkers". Wu Song once killed a white-fronted tiger with his bare hands on Jingyanggang, which was widely spread in later generations. Later, he returned to Liangshan, one of the one hundred and eight generals, sat in the fourteenth position, and was one of the leaders of the ten major infantry armies. Later, he was recruited by the imperial court, and was injured by a flying knife during the battle against Fangla, lost his left arm, and was named the ancestor of Qingzhong. Finally, he died of illness in Hangzhou Liuhe Temple, and lived to 80. 】

【Scene Introduction】

[Wu Song returned to Yanggu County and lived in the house of Wu Da and his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian. In the middle of the night, my sister-in-law knocked on the door several times, and Wu Song was extremely confused about her sister-in-law's purpose, and was about to open the door to reprimand her, when the host who was the husband happened to appear......]

[You might as well talk to Pan Jinlian first......]

[Life lies in choice, butterflies fan the storm. Maybe this conversation will completely change the fate of the martial arts, and you will also get Wu Song's tiger fighting magic skill!]

Shout!

A flash of white light.

Lu Yan entered the scene.

"It's dry, watch out for candles. ”

"Waterproof, moisture-proof, anti-king, fireproof, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend!"

He was dressed as a gentleman, carrying a gong and a lantern in his hand, and was patrolling back and forth in the streets and alleys.

"it!"

"System, isn't it good to give me a Ximenqing character, what does it mean to give me a husband?"

Lu Yan looked at his ordinary character and dress, and suddenly became bored.

But the first time I entered the world of "Water Margin", I still felt extremely fresh and curious.

He walked forward as he watched.

After walking a few steps, I looked up and saw a courtyard with the words "Samurai Baked Cake Shop" written on the lintel.

There are also several promotional advertisements posted next to them.

What "Qingming offering baked cakes are officially on sale, and the cakes inherit virtues and are passed down from generation to generation"!

What a "new toon stuffing limited sale"!

What "Da Lang Baked Cake Peripherals are hot reservations, and the first 100 pre-orders will receive Pan Jinlian's signature original handkerchief"!

"Will play. ”

Lu Yan was extremely speechless about the scene of the system's magic change.

"Purr-"

At this moment, a loud snoring sound came from the courtyard, and there was a faint flicker of fire.

"People sleep so soundly, there's no reason to still light the lamp. ”

Lu Yan's heart moved, and when he pushed open the far door, he saw a young woman with a handsome figure and a single robe, holding a candle in both hands, wandering back and forth outside the east wing.

"Presumably this is Wu Song's sister-in-law, the famous Pan Jinlian, right?"

Lu Yan was thinking.

The young woman, Pan Jinlian, also found Lu Yan who pushed the door in, and said in a little panic: "Uncle Da, is it you?"

Uncle Da.

is the name of Lu Yan's "husband", which is a household name in this area.

Uncle God!

This Uncle Da called himself old and ugly!

Lu Yan was helpless about the system's personality, so he had to nod: "It's me, Jin Lian, it's been three watches, why haven't you slept yet?"

Pan Jinlian ran over with small steps and made a silent gesture: "Hey, my uncle snores so loudly that he can't sleep at all." ”

Lu Yan sneered inwardly.

Are you sure you can't sleep just because your uncle snores too loudly?

"I have a solution, put a cotton ball in my ear and everything is settled. ”

"I've tried it too, but my uncle's snoring has martial arts true qi, and the penetration is too strong!"

Pan Jinlian said as she pulled out something from her left ear and right ear.

Lu Yan glanced at it and was directly stunned.

It was clearly not a cotton ball, but - a pair of socks!

I can't sleep with socks stuffed in my ears, and I dare to ask Wu Song if he has all the magic penetration talents?

Lu Yan rolled his eyes: "Hehe, even if you go to remind you, isn't it okay to let Wuda go? ”

Pan Jinlian shook her head: "My husband is too tired to sell baked cakes, and he sleeps like a dead man when he gets to bed!"

Lu Yan: "......"

This moment.

He probably also understood why the woman in front of him was out of the wall in the original book.

This kind of nominal sexless marriage is simply lamentable.

seemed to see the change in Lu Yan's expression.

Pan Jinlian's face turned red, but she said with a straight face: "Uncle Da, don't have any bad opinions about my husband." ”

"Actually, my husband loves me very much, I love my husband very much, and I understand him. ”

"You can't hold me when you pick up the biscuits, you can't support me when you put down the biscuits, man, it's really too difficult. ”

"I'm sure it's all temporary. When Wuda has saved enough money, I will marry my uncle to a young lady from a big family, and then buy a big house within the 10th Ring Road of Bianjing, and move there together!"

"From tomorrow onwards, be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood, and travel the world. ”

"From tomorrow, care about food and vegetables. ”

"From tomorrow, facing the sea, the spring flowers are blooming, and every loved one communicates,

Tell them about my happiness ......"

............

"Don't say it, Jin Lian, I've got bricks in my eyes. ”

Lu Yan found that the characters of the system magic change would always have a few angry lines that touched his soul.

"Let me go talk to him. ”

Lu Yan came to the east wing and raised his hand to push Wu Song's room open.

"Thank you, Uncle Da. ”

Pan Jinlian was relieved, and added behind her, "By the way, there is one more thing, the beams of my house have been shaken by the sound of snoring, so I will ask my uncle to help repair it tomorrow." ”

"Good. ”

Lu Yan pushed open the door of the east wing, and the snoring in the room stopped abruptly, only to see Wu Song bounce up from the bed with a whoosh, and a cold steel knife was on his neck.

This skill.

It's almost a master at the level of a real grandmaster.

"Who?"

Wu Song tightly squeezed Lu Yan's neck, and Lu Yan clearly felt his bulging and hard biceps.

"It's me, Uncle Da, who played the watch, and I hugged you when I was a child!"

"As soon as you are naughty, I will play your cock, but you grit your teeth and never cry out in pain, I expected that you would be productive when you grow up!"

"No, haven't you all become a hero of fighting tigers?"

Lu Yan said unhurriedly.

"It turned out to be Uncle Da. ”

Wu Song let go of his arm, his voice was still very cold, "I just heard you and your sister-in-law whispering for a while, what's the matter?"

"Don't get me wrong. ”

Lu Yan said a little proudly, "Uncle Da's husband-changing profession is also a national civil servant, with a stable income, five insurances and one housing fund, and year-end benefits." ”

"I'm not a local tyrant in Yanggu County, but there are also three-room ladies and four-room concubines in the family, who are too busy to take care of themselves, how can I have any thoughts about your sister-in-law?"

"Don't dare, otherwise, I would have chopped off your bird's head a long time ago. ”

Wu Song glanced at Pan Jinlian outside the door, and said viciously, "So, what did you talk about just now?"