"Good. ”

Lu Yan pushed open the door of the east wing, and the snoring in the room stopped abruptly, only to see Wu Song bounce up from the bed with a whoosh, and a cold steel knife was on his neck.

This skill.

It's almost a master at the level of a real grandmaster.

"Who?"

Wu Song tightly squeezed Lu Yan's neck, and Lu Yan clearly felt his bulging and hard biceps.

"It's me, Uncle Da, who played the watch, and I hugged you when I was a child!"

"As soon as you are naughty, I will play your cock, but you grit your teeth and never cry out in pain, I expected that you would be productive when you grow up!"

"No, haven't you all become a hero of fighting tigers?"

Lu Yan said unhurriedly.

"It turned out to be Uncle Da. ”

Wu Song let go of his arm, his voice was still very cold, "I just heard you and your sister-in-law whispering for a while, what's the matter?"

"Don't get me wrong. ”

Lu Yan said a little proudly, "Uncle Da's husband-changing profession is also a national civil servant, with a stable income, five insurances and one housing fund, and year-end benefits." ”

"I'm not a local tyrant in Yanggu County, but there are also three-room ladies and four-room concubines in the family, who are too busy to take care of themselves, how can I have any thoughts about your sister-in-law?"

"Don't dare, otherwise, I would have chopped off your bird's head a long time ago. ”

Wu Song glanced at Pan Jinlian outside the door, and said viciously, "So, what did you talk about just now?"

"Wu Song, do you have a sense of public morality?"

"Are you dreaming of fighting tigers?"

"You snore so loudly, have you ever cared about the feelings of your eldest brother, your sister-in-law, and your neighbors?!"

Lu Yan was straightforward and explained his intentions, "Actually, your sister-in-law wants me to remind you, but there is a difference between men and women, and she doesn't dare to enter your room, so she happened to meet me, so she asked me to do it for me." ”

"This ......"

Wu Song's face changed slightly.

His snoring was indeed very loud, and he knew it quite well in his own heart.

On the first day of his first career, he just slept for one night, and when he woke up the next morning, the soldiers of the entire barracks were armed with knives to cut him!

But his sister-in-law has been wandering outside the door, whether it is because of this incident, he is still skeptical.

After all, with his appearance and figure, he has lived in Yanggu County for less than ten days, and at least thirty sisters-in-law have secretly sent him autumn waves!

"Uncle Da, why should I believe you?"

Wu Song thought for a while, and suddenly asked his soul.

“......”

Lu Yan was stunned by his question.

Basically, people who ask, "Why do I believe you?" will not believe you at all.

"Let's go!"

"Go to Erlang for commentary!"

At this moment, the lights outside the door flickered, and more than a dozen neighbors poured in, but sister-in-law Pan Jinlian couldn't stop it.

They held rotten cabbage and rotten eggs in their hands, and smashed them towards Wu Song!

"Erlang, the third aunt respects you as a hero who fights tigers, and I have always been embarrassed to say it, but your snoring is so loud that the walls of my ancestral house have been cracked into dangerous houses!"

Syllable!

An aunt with her head covered in dirt came out, and her face was a rotten egg.

Wu Song gritted his teeth, wiped the egg off his face, and swallowed it hard.

Iron-blooded man.

His mother taught him since he was a child, a real man, all pain must be swallowed in the stomach!

"Wu Song, your snoring is simply vibrating!"

"I have kidney stones, I just spent five taels of silver to catch a pair of medicines, I haven't eaten it yet, you just smashed my stones, I spent this silver wrongly, why do you pay my silver!"

A burly big man carried a basket on his back, and the basket was full of gravel, and a handful of cabbage gangsters pasted Wu Song's face.

Wu Song gritted his teeth, wiped the rotten cabbage off his face, and swallowed it hard.

Iron-blooded man.

His mother taught him since he was a child, a real man, all pain must be swallowed in the stomach!

"Erlang, you can do it yourself. ”

The neighbors pointed to the left and right, and the well-known figure "Wang Po" walked in, holding a marriage certificate in his hand, and smashed it on Wu Song's face.

Wu Song gritted his teeth and swallowed the marriage letter on his face.

Iron-blooded man.

His mother taught him since he was a child, a real man, all pain must be swallowed in the stomach!

Wang Po crossed her waist and roared: "Just because of your snoring vibration, the daughter of the old man of Yanggu County in Dongjie was broken...... The lord limits you to the house within three days, otherwise you can afford the innocence of the young lady?"

Wu Song: "?"

Lu Yan: "??"

Left and right neighbors: "???"

Only the sister-in-law Pan Jinlian on the side smiled, and said secretly happy in her heart: Da Lang and I have been worried about my uncle's marriage, and this time it is a blessing in disguise, perfect!

"Why?"

"Why did the heavens do this to me?"

Wu Song walked out of the door, stood in the courtyard, and roared at the sky.

Lu Yan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Wu Song, don't be emotional, by the way, your sister-in-law also said that your beams are crooked, and you will repair it tomorrow." ”

Bang!

Before the words fell, the room behind Wu Song was in an uproar, and the beams were broken, and they collapsed directly.

Wu Song: "......"

I was stunned for a while.

Wu Song silently walked towards Lu Yan and said, "Uncle Da, thank you for saving my life, and thank you for lifting my prejudice against my sister-in-law." ”

Lu Yan waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, how can a young man with strong blood not take the wrong path?"

"Wu Song has nothing to repay, this martial arts, as well as this whistle stick, will be given to Uncle Da!"

Wu Song didn't know where to take out a martial arts book, an eyebrow-high wooden stick, and offered it with both hands.

The reward is coming!

Lu Yan was secretly happy in his heart and took the two items from Wu Song's hands.

Whoa!

In the distance, the firelight flickered.

I don't know who is shouting loudly outside the door: "Oh no, there is a fire in Ximen's house on West Street, and Ximen Qinggongzi has been burned to charcoal, everyone go and put out the fire!"

Life is about choice.

Butterflies flap their wings.

The misunderstanding between Wu Song and his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian was solved, and Ximenqing died in the fire, and the future of the martial arts family will probably change because of this.

Lu Yan looked at the firelight in the distance and realized something.

Sou!

A white light flashed, and Lu Yan appeared again in the black valley of the Tianshan Mountains, seamlessly connecting with reality.

"Childe, do you have a way to deal with Black Mountain-kun?"

Duanmu Yan held the "Qiankun Shift Talisman" in his hand and looked at Lu Yan suspiciously.

"Trust me!"

Lu Yan opened the system inventory and directly took out the martial arts and weapons that Wu Song gave him.

The information is revealed!

【Tiger Stick Method】

[Wu Song's own powerful martial arts, the angle is tricky, and the power is huge. 】

【Jingyang Whistle Stick】

[Made of strange trees on Jingyang Gang, the only passive: Fuhu. Against Tiger Demon Beasts, it can reduce its attack power by half!]

"Good stuff!"

Lu Yanmeizi.

"Ahem...... Fusu, let Yan'er crush the immortal talisman and return to Xianyang, we are not the opponent of Montenegro-kun......"

"Montenegro-kun...... I'm afraid I've already stepped into the threshold of cultivating immortals...... It's been a gas refining period......"

At this time.

King Yingzheng of Qin woke up from his coma and was shocked to see that Lu Yan had actually prevented Duanmu Yan from teleporting and was going to fight with the Black Mountain King.