5: Those days when eating instant noodles

Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes at this collateral: "I'll go change clothes, you sit at the door and see if there are any guests." Let me tell you, I don't eat rice, I have to work for me. ”

Actually, there's not much work to do, but! Feng Xiaolazy likes to toss people like this, what's the matter! She's willing!

So Feng Xiaolazi, who changed into a beautiful dress, also gave a bottle of nail polish with X sharp weapons, bright red!

She brushed her nail polish and said to the collateral without raising her eyes: "Go, cook breakfast for this boss." Ask for a poached egg, millet porridge, shrimp custard and fried dough sticks. ”

"......" the collateral hesitated for a moment, "Well, wouldn't it be too troublesome early in the morning." ”

"It's not me who is in trouble!" Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes at him.

She was right, I was speechless...... The man rubbed the corners of his clothes and hesitated for a while: "That, I won't ......"

"Won't? Which one wouldn't? Feng Xiaolazy continued to raise his painted fingers and shone at the light, looking like a big lady.

"I won't ......" The man is almost ashamed to death, feeling that he is so useless, what is the matter with being alive and redundant!

"None of them!" Feng Xiaolazy raised his eyebrows and looked at the man, "Okay, then drink milk, bake me a bread, spread a jam, and fry me bacon." Chinese food is not good, Western food will always be there! ”

"Also, it won't be ......" The man took a step back.

In the end, it was Feng Xiaolazy who cooked in person and soaked six bowls of instant noodles for the two of them, one bowl of collateral, and five bowls of her own.

Man: Hehe, you don't know it yourself, and it's delicious!

Feng Xiaolazy took out two nutritious breakfast recipes while sucking instant noodles: "Hurry up and learn, I'm going to eat poached eggs tomorrow!" ”

The "......" man took the book and said that the pressure was slightly greater.

"By the way, what's your name?" Feng Xiaolazy asked.

"Wang Cen." The man looked up and replied, the only remaining lens was hazy with fog, and there were faint tears in the exposed eye.

"it!" Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly put down his chopsticks, "What's the matter, you're just, it's not too much for a big man to let you make breakfast!" I still have to take care of your food and drink, in case your little friend leaves you alone, I will lose me! Why did you cry first! No shame, no shame! ”

"I didn't cry!" Wang Cen shook his head, "You don't know, it's been a long time since I've eaten something so delicious, and you even beat an egg!" It's a luxury......"

"Huh! I even gave myself five of them. Feng Xiaolazy sneered and pointed to his big basin.

"No, haven't you been in this supermarket and never been out?" Wang Cen carefully took a bite of the hard-boiled egg, and the uncooked egg yolk was opened, and he carefully sucked it into his mouth, looking extremely happy and touched in this life.

"That's right." Feng Xiaolazy knew that he didn't bully a man and cried, so he sat down and continued to deal with his breakfast.

"Hey, you're okay, you're so happy." Wang Cen expressed envy, and then continued to eat noodles with a satisfied face.

Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes: "Happy ball of yarn, my mother hasn't talked to anyone for almost a year, did you make it?" I've almost forgotten how to speak, I'm lucky I wasn't crazy! ”

Wang Cen had already finished eating the noodles, and was salivating at Feng Xiaolazi's remaining half of the pot: "However, the world outside is difficult, and even the cabbage has begun to eat people." You've got a paradise here. ”

"So why don't you stay alone and try somewhere?" Feng Xiaolazy still took a white eye at him, and by the way, he poured the last two mouthfuls of soup into his mouth under his watchful eye.

Wang Cen swallowed his saliva: "Why are you still running this supermarket, there is no one left." You also set such a loud alarm sound early in the morning? Aren't you afraid that something from around here will invite you to eat you? Do you know, just the big willow tree in front of your supermarket, that's amazing, our brother fought for most of the night yesterday, and it took most of the cart of bullets and grenades to wipe out. You've been alive and well under its nose for so long? ”

"Living...... You're dead and give me a chance to live. Feng Xiaolazy pushed the basin to him, "I'm happy to open a supermarket, I'm happy to sell what's wrong." What's wrong with the big willow tree, do you have to respect me for the creeper next door? I'm just this sister! Hurry up, wash this bowl for my sister, the recipe is also for you, you have prepared lunch, I don't want to eat instant noodles! ”

"Oh......" Wang Cen responded in a low voice, and flipped through the recipe without any confidence. He didn't dare to resist, after all, Feng Xiaolazi's strength was unfathomable, and being able to live so well here was a powerful proof!

But I don't have any skills, so I just know how to eat, and my heart is swelling and waiting to eat a lunch full of color and flavor.

However, reality gave her a slap in the face, and Wang Cen was a kitchen idiot like her. They still have to eat noodles as the staple food, and lay eggs as a seasoning.

Soon, the two lived together for three days, and finally heard the sound of maneuvering outside the jungle on a sunny noon.

"It's coming!" Wang Cen stood up excitedly, standing at the door and about to burst into tears. This proprietress is not bad, including eating, drinking, and bathing, this is the best few days he has lived in this mutated world! However, I can't stand this boss lady tossing people......

Feng Xiaolazy hugged his arms and leaned against the cash register, and he still had a toothpick in his mouth: "Are you sure you want to go out a little more?" ”

Wang Cen originally planned to welcome it, after all, it was really safe here! He lived here for three days, not only did there not a single tree or grass disturb the dense forest, not even a single mosquito!

But being asked so lazily by Feng Xiaolazi, he hesitated, turned around and asked suspiciously: "What?" ”

"Oh, it's nothing. You killed your good friend Xiaoyanagi next door. Feng Xiaolazy first nodded with his chin at the creeper next door who was moving its branches, and then nodded at the willow tree that was about to wither on the side, "Out of this supermarket, I won't be responsible for how many pieces you die." ”

"What do you mean...... Wang Cen hurriedly took a few steps back and retreated behind Feng Xiaolazy, "Aren't these plants all mutated?" ”

"Oh." Feng Xiaolazy didn't explain, and casually threw the tissues on the cash register.

With a whoosh, a blade of grass as sharp as a blade slashed across the pack of paper towels, and the paper towels turned into powder with shell filling, more efficient than a paper shredder.

“!!!” Wang Cen looked at this scene in shock, "We didn't have it when we came!" ”

"Xiao Liu and Xiao Crawl just had a fight that day, and they both hid out." The wind is lazy and points to the creeper on the side.

"There's ...... in the supermarket," Wang Cen pointed to the supermarket.

"Huh." Feng Xiaolazy thought about it, and didn't know how to explain it, so he directly pretended to be a cold star, and explained it twice.

Let's make it clear! Boss, what do you mean, is this supermarket safe!! Wang Cen was a little crazy, if it wasn't safe, he lived for three days, and the most lethal thing was the alarm bell early in the morning. If you want to be safe, the paper towel that was shredded just now is still lying there.

The tangled Wang Cen held on to the glasses with only one lens and looked at the end of the jungle, eager to fly over.

Under his expectant little eyes, several off-road vehicles, cars, and vans lined up in his kind and lazy sight.

Feng Xiaolazy grabbed the potato chips and nibbled on them, poured Coke and drank: "This time I won't be without money." ”

"That can't be!" Wang Cen's answer was categorical.

The window of the off-road vehicle was open, the handle of a machine gun was exposed, and the man sitting in the passenger seat had obviously seen Wang Cen and was waving his little hand to greet Wang Cen excitedly.

The creeper may have remembered the good of the willow tree after its death, after all, he has been a neighbor for a long time, and the tree cannot be resurrected after death, and the good and bad should be let him go with the wind, but the revenge can still help it take revenge.

So, dozens of vines snapped in the air, and in two strokes they rolled up the van that followed at the end and threw it out.

“!!!” The friends were stunned, there was no such thing that day, wasn't it quiet that day?

Stunned to stunned, the fight still has to be fought.

The doors of the car opened violently, and a group of men and women got out of the car, carrying a complete range of weapons. What knives, guns, axes, swords, baseball bats, nunchucks, and a middle-aged man carrying a brick.

Wang Cen saw it and dared to smoke my brother! This creeper is dead! Carrying the broom that the wind was lazy at the door, I wanted to rush up.

Just rushed to the door of the supermarket, bang! Syllable! The whole person is like the soft girl before, who was pasted on the wall!

Waiting for Wang Cen to slowly slide down, he shook his head and glared at Feng Xiaolazy with an indignant expression: "Boss lady!" ”

"What did you tell me to do, I told you that I wouldn't let you out, and I didn't pay the money." Feng Xiaolazy gave him a wide roll of his eyes and turned his head to look at the battlefield outside.

It's not that she doesn't help, it's easy to run into a group of humans who can say they can move and are still alive, is it easy for her! The question is...... She'll eat, too!

The situation outside began to become severe, several men were lifted up by the vines, it seemed that the vines were still very tight, several men were holding back their faces red, the weapons in their hands did not know where to go, the clothes on their bodies were also shredded by the vines, and the flesh and blood were blurred and miserable.

Wang Cen had already begun to smash the invisible light curtain, and the green tendons on his face exploded: "Boss lady! Please let me out! If I hadn't died, I'd give you all the money for my family! ”

"Do you think I don't want to!" Feng Xiaolazy was also anxious, squatted down and began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets, and while flipping through the cashiers, he thought to the cashier, "The group of people outside owe you money, if you die, you won't even be able to collect a dime, do you make it?" This Wang Cen is pressed here by you to have a hair, he can't make money, he still has to eat and drink your maid, you live in your maid, you don't lose anything! ”

"Ding-dong." There was a bang at the cash register.