4: Men who don't even have thirty-eight pieces on their bodies!
After sending the boy away this time, there were even fewer people in the urban-rural area. The rows of houses have long been out of light, the weeds on the green belt are about to break through the height of the wind lazy, the cement floor is also drilled by the underground creatures who don't know what to do, the creeper in the house next door has swept through most of the community, and the willow tree in front of the supermarket has grown wildly, and it is bound to grab a piece of territory with the creeper.
Feng Xiaolazy is getting lazy and lazy, although it seems that only he still exists in this world, the world outside the door has nothing to do with him, the whole city is becoming more and more decadent, and some signs of the city can still be seen are also covered by the denser and denser forest day by day.
She now gets up early every morning with a small horse and squats at the door to watch the creeper and the big willow tree fight, sometimes the fight is fierce, and when she crosses the line, she stretches a branch and is torn to pieces by the light curtain.
Take a bag of melon seeds, a bottle of Coke, eat instant noodles, and watch plants fight plants, it couldn't be more joyful.
What's more, sometimes you can see some small animals, insects the size of watermelons, and earthworms like snakes, crawling over and disappearing to the other side.
Until one day.
Bell bell bell ~~~~~~~~
An earth-shattering alarm rang at half past six in the morning.
Feng Xiaolazy covered his ears and complained weakly: "Hey, there's no one now, what kind of door to open!" You're sick, can't you let me be a sleeping beauty quietly? ”
The alarm indicates that the way it is closed is not right, and it continues to ring earth-shattering.
"Alright, alright! Get up! Feng Xiaolazy was helpless, stretched his waist, kicked his slippers, and grabbed his hair. This alarm clock is not set by her, she is not sick again! Why set yourself an alarm clock at this time! Wake up early to see plants?
But...... It's all said that she's an NPC! The kind that works as a cashier at a supermarket!
The hard-working wind was lazy with a toothbrush, and leisurely took a glass of water and went to the door of the supermarket and pressed the door button.
In the sound of the rolling shutter door, the sunlight is scattered all over the ground through the mottled leaves, which looks romantic and quiet...... A P!
The plants around here have long been obscured from the sky! Where does the sun shine in, and if you want to bask in the sun one day, you have to go to the rooftop! Right...... The supermarket has a long rooftop, the kind that is 5 floors high, just one meter higher than those two-X plants.
Therefore, Feng Xiaolazi, who was brushing his teeth against the sun, squinted his eyes and saw that the willow tree at the door was crookedly upside down, and an off-road vehicle was parked on the side.
It scared the people on the off-road vehicle half to death!
I'm a! The insects didn't get up early in the morning, and the bells kept ringing, and they were almost scared out of the disease, okay? Now this building looks very clean, and I was afraid that the small building with big objects living in it actually opened in an uproar!
What the hell is that creature in pink kity cat pajamas with a messy head inside!
Is there finally a mutation of people?
Help me!!!!!!
Separated by the distance from the window of an off-road vehicle and a short distance from the open space, Feng Xiaolazy and the people inside stared at each other for a long time, and finally Feng Xiaolazy moved.
She hurriedly cleared the foam from her mouth, whapped her hair a few times, and straightened the messy clothes that she had slept on.
"Hello, come and buy something."
Buy your sister...... The mood of the whole car is not very optimistic.
"Come in, sit in, sit in, our Lianhua supermarket is the most inexpensive, everything you need. Pick and choose, Tong Su is not deceived to ensure that there is no genuine product! Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly stood aside and said that he was not in the way, so it was easy to come to a living person who could communicate!
Enter your sister...... The mood of the whole car is still broken.
The people in the car looked at Feng Xiaolazy, then looked at the materials in the back seat of their own car, then looked at the brightly lit supermarket, then looked at the materials behind the car, and then looked at Feng Xiaolazy, who was nodding and looking servile, and then looked at the materials behind the car......
Finally, a black and muscular man sitting in the passenger seat gritted his teeth and said to his partners, "Go down? ”
"Your sister!" A man in the driver's seat with a pair of glasses missing a pair of lenses slapped the man on the back of the head, "Have you eaten less recently?" Bad brains? ”
"But......" the man in the passenger seat touched the back of his head, "this shop looks clean!" ”
"Isn't it normal to be clean? Is there a clean place in the world now? In the back seat of the car sat a man with a gun, and the man looked at Feng Xiaolazy with a suspicious expression.
Feng Xiaolazy received this gaze and nodded with a smile,! I've almost forgotten how to talk to people! It's almost time to make friends with the creeper next door! It's all going crazy!
When the man saw the flattering smile, he shivered coldly, and hurriedly slapped the back of the driver's seat: "I think there is a ghost!" Let's go, let's go! ”
The three of them glanced at each other, looked at the goods in the supermarket with envy, and finally stepped on the accelerator with reluctance.
Feng Xiaolazy panicked when he heard the sound of the throttle starting, eh! What's going on! What did she do! Please stay! Chat with you for 500 yuan a day!
Seeing the off-road vehicle going farther and farther, Feng Xiaolazy felt that his tears were about to fall. Woo woo, she's going to turn into a wild one.
Perhaps Feng Xiaolazi's mental power was too strong, and the car stopped under her attentive gaze.
"! There is no gas at this time! The man in the driver's seat was about to cry, and when he saw the fuel gauge, he wanted to kneel directly. There's still a thing standing at the door of the supermarket that I don't know if it's human.,Last night, they killed the willow tree, and they basically consumed almost all their combat power.,But they can't withstand a big battle anymore.。
The three of them struggled in the car for a long time, and finally got out of the car with a gun and walked over under the surprised gaze of Feng Xiaolazi.
"Come, come, come! Guest officer, please! Feng Xiaolazy was so excited that he was about to throw up the little handkerchief, and he couldn't wait to beat the legs and back of the three masters.
The three masters walked into the supermarket in a cold and cool manner, and they didn't even look at her when they passed by Feng Xiaolazi.
In fact, they are afraid of being confused by this thing that they don't know if it is human.
As soon as they entered the supermarket, they were stunned, it was heaven!
The three of them looked at each other again, this woman must be a big thing, not easy to deal with!
Look at this skill, look at this illusion, this instant noodle feels proper, and it is crunchy when pinched, just like the real thing. This potato chip is fun, open it and taste it, it's still cucumber flavored! Ouch, and there are cigarettes here!! In this world, this smoke is worth more than gold!
The three of them had just entered the city, and they had to touch everything they saw and rub everything they saw.
Feng Xiaolazy also happily followed behind, keeping accounts and getting closer to people at the same time, so that he could be more popular, so that he could remember that he was still a person! Of course, the point is to get a little popularity, and the bookkeeping is fully automatic in this supermarket anyway......
When the three of them finally finished shopping in this small supermarket, and drank water, ate potato chips, and swallowed a piece of bread, the four of them walked to the cashier without taking anything, and stared at each other with big eyes.
Three: Why don't you do this thing, if you don't do it, we'll leave!
Feng Xiaolazy: Pay, pay!
Three: ......
Wind Sloth: ......
Half a salary, the three of them finally look at me, I look at you, squeezed their eyebrows and looked at each other for a while, and then pushed the man with glasses out.
The man looked at his little friend left and right, and smiled at Feng Xiaolazy: "Hehe, that, let's go?" ”
Feng Xiaolazy nodded: "Well, thank you for your patronage, come back next time!" ”
"That'...... Are we really leaving? The man pushed his glasses and took a tentative step.
"Wait!" Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the three of them.
The three of them reacted quickly, quickly took two steps back, picked up their guns and aimed them at Feng Xiaolazy, obviously ready at all times.
"......" reacted so much! Isn't it just a few dozen dollars! The wind is lazy and messy.
The man with glasses pushed his glasses again, and asked the frightened friends to put away their weapons under Feng Xiaolazi's surprised gaze: "Cough! Well, is there anything else? ”
"Thirty-eight pieces in total!" Feng Xiaolazy stretched out his hand to the men and glared at them with dignity.
"Huh?" The men looked at Feng Xiaolazy in disbelief, suspecting that their ears were probably neurotic, "What? I think I may have just misheard, can you say that again? ”
"I say! Thirty-eight pieces in total! As he spoke, Feng Xiaolazy printed out the list by the way, and wrote clearly on the top of the columns, "Two bottles of mineral water, a packet of potato chips, three loaves of bread, and a bar of soap." When he talked about soap, he glanced at them with a vague look.
What do you mean! Isn't that weird!
The three of them thought for a while: "What is thirty-eight pieces?" "It must not be RMB, right, it must not be like this.
"Oh, thirty-eight yuan, ten dollars for dollars, four dollars for pounds......" Feng Xiaolazy thought they didn't have RMB on them, but it was a little meaning~~ An international supermarket!
Now it's the turn of the three men to be stunned, not to mention the price of this supermarket is a proper pit person, not to mention the copycats of this supermarket, let's talk about this time, there are still people selling things! Sell something! Collect money! , isn't it the right way to get up, do you want to restart it?
The three of them wanted to restart, but Feng Xiaolazy, the girl, spread out a white and tender little hand in front of them, and her face was full of eyes that she was about to give money, and they were embarrassed to open the mouth that let us think quietly first.
So, the three of them turned their pockets upside down, and they almost took off their underwear and shook it three times, but they still didn't turn out a dime.
Thinking that they were three men in a dignified manner, they were stumped by thirty-eight yuan, which was something they never thought of in their lives. Really, they swear!
As soon as he saw that these three men had no money, Feng Xiao was lazy and didn't bend his waist, and his smile was not sweet, and he stared at them with round eyes.
The men said that Comrade Feng Xiaolazy let them go, let them go back and get the money and pay again, and they swore that they would definitely not lose their credibility for thirty-eight yuan!
However, Feng Xiaolazy didn't care if they swore or made five, anyway, if they didn't give money, they wouldn't work: "Hey, I said, you guys, you guys, you don't have money to go to any supermarket!" Do I still have to support my family? ”
…… Girl, you tell the truth, now that you have sold this thing, can you still support your family?
So, the man with glasses among the three men was mortgaged by two friends, and he watched with tears in his eyes as his friends exchanged his worth for another barrel of gasoline and left.
As for why the supermarket sells gasoline, they have no doubt at all, even if the supermarket sells a big missile, they believe it.