My sister is not in the rivers and lakes, but the legend of my sister is circulating in the rivers and lakes
A month later.
Feng Xiaolazy sat by the door of the supermarket, basking in the increasingly intense sun and looking outside.
There are fewer and fewer people on the streets, but the cars are denser, there are more people hoarding goods, and the major supermarkets are busy buying and raising prices. The lazy Lianhua convenience supermarket also caught up with the fashion and automatically raised the price, not to mention, and automatically posted two huge posters to engage in the activity of giving a bottle of shampoo for 1,000.
For such a self-assertive supermarket, Feng Xiaolazy just wants to hehe. She looks like she works for this supermarket!
Recently, supermarket business has been doing so well that animal injuries are no longer reported in the news. Because, now, plants are starting to hurt people too.
Therefore, in the current TV and radio, it is broadcast that a certain uncle who was exercising in the morning in XX Square suddenly smashed the park rockery with one palm. A student in the playground of XX school suddenly flew three meters high. A certain gentleman in XX supermarket suddenly stepped on the steps......
A thriving faction, hope is just around the corner.
Then let's just think it's all under the control of the big guys.
Until the young man, with a tired and worried face, appeared in front of Feng Xiaolazy.
"Little lazy, I might have to go." The young man wiped the ash off his face, and his sunny smile turned bitter, "Yesterday, two big green worms appeared on the green belt downstairs in the community, and many people died in our community. My dad ......"
Speaking of this, the young man's mouth seemed to cry: "Little lazy, why do I think that you are the safest place in the world?" ”
Feng Xiaolazy looked at the young man who happened to be standing in the light curtain, all gray, his T-shirt was dirty, his hair was messy, and even his face looked like he hadn't washed it for a long time.
The young man didn't speak, and stepped forward to sit on the small stool in front of the cash register: "Little lazy, your supermarket is also closed, Wumart in the city center, Hualian, all kinds of large supermarkets have been robbed." I feel that the world is about to change, the army is already gathering the masses, and tomorrow I will take my mother to the assembly place, little lazy, let's go together. ”
Feng Xiaolazy looked at the crystal clear light curtain in the sunlight and shook his head: "Young man, you're right, I'm the safest place in the world." I've really awakened the ability, and it's absolutely safe in this supermarket. Do you want to bring your aunt to me, even if it's to help me look at the store. ”
"Poof." The young man smiled, and finally looked a little young again, "Little lazy, you still don't close the door now, be careful that everything in this supermarket has been robbed." I know you're kind, but ...... Little lazy, thank you, my mother will let me marry you. ”
Feng Xiaolazy raised his eyes and glanced at him: "That's okay, anyway, it seems that the world is going to be chaotic, it's okay to marry you or something." "Kind, she's just afraid, afraid that in the end, there is only one person left here who can't leave, afraid that she will not be eaten by the world, but will die alone by herself. If so, marrying that young man is not something unacceptable.
The young man scanned Feng Xiaolazy up and down, with a hellish expression: "! Feng Xiaolazy, you shouldn't be in love with me! ”
"......" Feng Xiaolazy gritted his back molars and glared at the young man, shouting: "Get out!" The person who has had a crush on the old lady for two years and didn't dare to confess hurriedly let me get away. ”
The young man's unsightly face was faintly flushed: "Eh, why are you so shameless, who has a crush on you!" I treat you like a good brother, and you actually say that I have a crush on you! ”
Feng Xiaolazy rolled his eyes: "Your mother has to talk to me for half an hour when she comes to me to buy a bag of salt, what does your diary say that Feng Xiaolazy is like an angel who suddenly broke into another world, what Feng Xiaolazy is simple and cute like a deer, what wants to protect, want to have, want to protect forever...... Hehe! ”
The last sentence made the young man panic, sitting on the stool and moving his buttocks, looking left and right, but he didn't dare to look at the wind and lazy: "You...... You, don't listen to my mother's nonsense! I, how could I have written something so disgusting. ”
Feng Xiaolazy shrugged, not caring at all about the young man's peeking eyes: "Yes, yes, I made it up." I'll give you a chance to marry me, but you can't take it. ”
The young man looked shy, embarrassed, expectant and a little lonely, and his face was almost like a canvas: "Little lazy, if it were usual, I would definitely marry you, even if it was to make a little contribution to the people, and not let you harm other people's families, after all, your appetite is not affordable for ordinary people." However, in this world, I am only here to hold you back. ”
As he spoke, the young man looked around the supermarket, and the many shoppers in it were familiar to him: "Now you are still open, and you don't close the door like everyone else, and store up supplies to save your life." This means that you! Really, really a kind girl! I can't, I don't want to rely on you, rely on you, you have to live! Live well. ”
Feng Xiaolazy didn't speak, looking at the neighbors who were listening to the conversation between the two of them with their ears pricked up, and sighed one by one and picked up the things in their hands and put them back on the shelves, as if they were taking her life.
Feng Xiaolazy couldn't cry or laugh: "What are you talking nonsense, you are neurotic." I'm hurrying up to make money, you don't see that I've increased my price! ”
"What kind of money to make, maybe after a while, it's too hard to even use dollars to wipe your ass!" Uncle Zhang at the next street stood in front of the row of bread and sighed: "Little lazy, uncle knows that you are a good girl, and uncle has an eight-year-old baby at home, uncle buys some for the baby to eat." You don't want to take it out and sell it, keep some, keep it yourself, you won't be able to buy it by then, and there will be stuttering, and when the time comes, the uncle will bring the baby to you and have something to eat. ”
"That's right! Little lazy, if it weren't for the fact that my wife was smashed by the eggplant the day before yesterday, she would never have come to you to grab this mouthful of food with you. The young man's Aunt Lu from the same community also shook her head, "You just raised the price, at least we can still buy it, but a pile of gold in other places can't be exchanged for a bunch of rice now." ”
Everyone said their own things, and the wind and lazy people who said that she was simply the best young woman of the century, touching young people all over the world.
The young man smiled and waved his hand at everyone: "Uncles and aunts, don't say it, Xiao Lazy is a money fan." Usually I don't want to pay less than two cents, but now the price is still rising at this time, praise her for what she does, and praise her again It should be embarrassing. ”
Everyone laughed, swept away the previous sluggish state and began to select items more carefully.
Feng Xiaolazy looked at the row of numbers in the upper right corner of the cash register screen: "Don't worry, everyone, my goods must be enough." No matter when I come, as long as I have goods here, as long as you give money, I will sell them! ”
"Money junkies!" Uncle Zhang held a can of middle-aged milk powder from afar, laughing and lazy to the wind, "Uncle will definitely kill you with money if he is rich!" ”
"Okay, then I'll wait for you to be rich!" Feng Xiaolazy nodded.
This is just a small episode, and it is not worth mentioning in Feng Xiaolazy's diary, but there are many legends of Feng Xiaolazy in the surrounding area.