On June 8, 2022, the weather may be fine.

Hey, I made an appointment to go square dancing with Aunt Zhang in the backstreet yesterday, but I couldn't go. Aunt Zhang will definitely talk about me at Grandma Li next door.

After all, I still can't escape this fate that has been criticized! It's not that I want to be home, I also want to be wild!!

The girl sitting at the desk in the window pouted and put down the pen angrily, and raised her head to look at the light curtain outside the window that no one could see except her.

I, called Feng Xiaolazy, have been imprisoned for eighteen years by this light curtain that seems to break at the first poke.

At the earliest, this light curtain could still cover this small city, and then it was only the urban-rural junction, and then it was this community.

My range of motion became smaller and smaller as the light curtain changed, and I wanted to get out of here, but I couldn't take that small step, even if I tried my best.

Actually, there was originally another person who accompanied me and was imprisoned here by this light curtain. He was my father, and later, he disappeared.

Our family runs a Lianhua convenience supermarket, this small supermarket, there is a secret......

It's very expensive! There are also a lot of counterfeit goods, what is Master Tang's instant noodles, Hong Kong black toothpaste, zero degree space...... I haven't seen my dad buy goods since I was a child, and I found out when I grew up that this supermarket is automatically replenished!

I originally thought that when I grew up, I must change the historical problem, and I will no longer support copycats! But...... Whether it is the imprisoned light curtain outside or the supermarket that automatically replenishes the stock, it has vividly broken my life ideals.

I think I must have been the angel with broken wings in my last life......

The only good thing about this supermarket is that it has special management skills. The pennant hanging on the wall is a testament to the fact that eight thieves were caught here and more than 20 delinquent teenagers were caught for robbery.

Looking at the light curtain that seemed to be one step closer, Feng Xiaolazy closed the window and couldn't see it. Since you can't change anything, let's live well in this last resort.

Maybe one day, this light curtain will crush her into meat sauce, or maybe one day her suddenly disappeared father suddenly appears again and tells herself what to do.

"Today's morning news, at about 6:10 this morning, an old man was fishing in Northland Lake and was bitten off his arm by a piranha. According to eyewitnesses at the scene, the fish was about half a meter long, with a two-thirds head and a mouth full of fangs......"

Feng Xiaolazy was almost spread out on the sofa, watching the young host on the TV read the news with a serious face.

The light curtain had been attached to the two-story building a week ago and had never moved, although she didn't have to worry about being squeezed by the light curtain, but she didn't want to take a step out of the small building.

I don't know what's going on lately, but since three days ago, animal injuries have come out one after another. The monkeys at the zoo broke the iron railing and tore three people alive, and the blood and stumps all over the ground had to be mosaiced before they could be played.

The pigeons in the garden in the city center also pecked a little girl in the eye.

An old lady in the next city was bitten to death and eaten by her own teddy.

There was also a case in this urban-rural junction where a small mosquito sucked the aunt who used to buy vegetables and bargain and dance square dances with the lazy people into a human being.

Shivering, Feng Xiaolazy turned off the TV and walked to the cash register and looked outside at the world as if everything was normal, cars and cars, people and people, and the murderous incidents seemed to be really just accidental.

"Lazy." A teenager at the door turned a basketball with his finger and greeted the little lazy with a smile, "Why don't you come out to play recently, let's go play basketball together!" ”

Feng Xiaolazy lay on the table and rolled his big white rock eyes at him: "The old lady is a lady, and playing basketball is your man's business." ”

"Yo yo yo, ladylike lazy? I still remember last year when you single-handedly beat up a bunch of guys in our team, okay? "This young man's surname is that, and his name is a young man. The boy smiled and threw the ball to Feng Xiaolazy, "Hurry up, what are you pretending to ......"

Before he finished speaking, the basketball slammed into ashes in front of Feng Xiaolazy and the young man's four eyes the moment he entered the door......

"My mother!" The young man looked at the small stall of ashes dumbfounded, and when it was blown by the wind, it disappeared directly, "Feng Xiaolazy, you can't hide it!" The legendary special function is not! You're the Superman, the Iron Man, the Astro Boy, the Bump Man......"

"Shut up!" Feng Xiaolazy sat up straight, looking at the ground where there was still a pile of ashes, and his face was deep, "I'm still Sun Wukong." ”

After driving away the boy who was muttering and turning back three times in one step. The little lazy crouched in front of the light curtain and stretched out his fingers, and hesitated for a long time before poking the light curtain.

There is no bang, and there is no missing finger, it is still the familiar Q bomb full feel.

Feng Xiaolazy has no special function, she knows best, if being able to eat eight bowls of rice in one meal is considered a special function, she has! However, if it is more high-end, such as the air bomb basketball, if it is not recently cultivated without her knowledge, she would not have it.

Unable to figure out why, Feng Xiaolazy muttered and sat back at the cash register, staring at the light curtain at the door for a moment.

Until, a fly tried to fly in in vain, and it was also in the place of the light curtain, and it was directly annihilated into slag.

No wonder, since this light curtain was close to this small building in all directions, the cockroach family who had lived for almost 20 years also moved out overnight.

In this small building, there are no other living creatures except himself? It's a little lonely to think about.

In the afternoon, Feng Xiaolazi, who had just taken the takeaway for the five-person package, opened the chopsticks and was taken away halfway by a pair of hands.

"Little lazy, do you know that I am coming, why do you order so many dishes?"

Looking up, it was still the young man in the morning, Feng Xiaolazy raised the corner of his mouth, and copied the chopsticks he had just taken: "My lunch alone, you go home to eat." People with mothers still grab food from an orphan like me, do you want face? ”

"You can eat so much, does your mother know?" The young man didn't mind, and casually took off another pair of chopsticks and ate them, "I said, I think about it, I think you must have a special function, don't you!" ”

Feng Xiaolazi, who stuffed a mouthful of food, didn't have time to take care of her, so he took the time to give him a roll of his eyes and was busy continuing to eat. Recently, I have become more and more hungry, and I feel that I can't eat enough, and I always feel that it is time to change my recipe.

While snatching food under the tiger's mouth of Feng Xiaolazy, the young man who was still talking to himself insisted on expressing his opinion: "No, I have read more than a hundred online novels, have you made them?" In your situation, what kind of soul did Tie Tie awaken, what space did he accidentally get, or what kind of ability did he just get......"

Feng Xiaolazi, who ate a five-person set meal in just 5 minutes, finally had time to deal with the young man: "My special function is to devour, if you get closer, I'll eat you!" ”

The young man who was looking at the empty box on the table looked up blankly, the wind lazy in the backlight was shining, and the original black eyes were overflowing with the golden light reflected by the sun, and the young man swallowed: "Don't be like this, I'm not delicious." ”

Feng Xiaolazy looked the young man up and down several times: "No, it's moderately fat and thin, moderately exercised, moderately aged, and delicious!" ”

"Sister Feng!" The boy was about to cry, "Can you stop scaring me?" You know no, yesterday a young man in our neighborhood was eaten by rats......"

“！！！！！！！！！！！” Feng Xiaolazi's mood at the moment was simply shocked, "Who?" ”

"Dalin! It's the one who said a while ago that he was going to chase our district flower! The young man said with a crying expression, "Now everyone is scared, everyone is hoarding rat poison and cockroach poison ......."

"No wonder the price has risen recently." Feng Xiaolazy glanced back at one of the innermost shelves of the supermarket shelf, "No, why didn't you say it on the news?" ”

"How dare you say it!" The young man rubbed his face, "This kind of thing, nine incidents have happened in our community, you look on the Internet, eschatology almost occupies the headlines of every search engine." In order not to expand the influence, some people have specially asked neighbors like us to do work, so let's keep quiet, for the sake of social stability or something! I watch basketball in the morning...... I thought we humans would change too. It's not going to go extinct. ”

After speaking, the young man's face was gloomy, and he looked at Feng Xiaolazy with hope in his eyes: "You really have the special function of awakening, right?" ”

Feng Xiaolazi's whole person is about to be bad, should she thank this light curtain that imprisoned her? Did it tighten the encirclement like this to protect her?

"Lazy?" The boy poked at her, looking at her with a look of faith as long as you say good things.

"Huh?" Feng Xiaolazy thought for a while, "Although I really don't have special functions, I think there is no way to be endless." The reason will definitely be found, there are so many experts, so many police. What's more, we still have the army, and there are also aircraft artillery atomic bombs, what are you afraid of? ”

"No......"

The young man wanted to say but was interrupted by Feng Xiaolazy waving his hand: "Don't think so much, such a big thing, we ordinary people can only believe in those big people." ”

The young man stayed here in the middle of the night, playing games, watching TV, but he didn't go home until 12 o'clock when he was kicked out of the supermarket by Feng Xiaolazy: "Hurry up!" If you don't go back, your mother will have to come to me to propose marriage! ”

The young man pitifully rubbed his buttocks, which had a footprint on it, and walked away.