Chapter Twenty-Nine: A Funny Opening
Several famous universities in mainland China are inferior to South Korea in terms of world rankings, and that is only lost in the word "language". The rankings are all English-speaking institutions, and the top mainland schools that teach Chinese are of course at a disadvantage. Several universities in Hong Kong are different, teaching in English and ranking among the best in the world.
Many of the courses at Seoul National University are taught in English, especially for master's degree or above. So the world ranking is still good. But in fact, the campus environment and teaching facilities are similar to those of ordinary key undergraduate colleges in China.
Compared with the first season of "Birth of a Family 2", the ratings have dropped sharply, and Guo PD, as the chief director, is under great pressure. Therefore, this family liquidation special is also quite hard, and the opening scene is directly set at the entrance of Seoul National University, in an attempt to attract the student party to watch TV.
Although the seven hosts have long known the process arrangement of the show, they still have to get some effects to do the show.
Seven nanny cars carrying the host arrived at Seoul National University one after another, and because they did not apply for permission to shoot, they had to shoot at the door. After a pleasantries, after the warm-up.
Funny artist Shen Fengshan looked at the star idols who were pretending to be cool and handsome, and had no choice but to steal the spotlight: "Dafa! Are we going to shoot today at Seoul National University, the pride of Korea? β
Guo PD's off-camera dialogue: "No. At the request of the family members in the last issue, our program team asked the gamers who killed Ze Yan in "Dream World" to participate in the recording of this episode. β
"So the guest is a student at Seoul National University?"
Guo PD: "Yes, a master's student from Seoul National University, from Huaxia. β
"Oh!! Daihatsu! The top students of Seoul University didn't expect to be so good at playing games. The hosts complimented them with mischievous words, giving them a few more dares not to speak ill of Seoul National University. Not to mention any economic celebrities, there are several South Korean presidents in politics alone, and the current UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon graduated from Seoul National University.
At this time, our funny Dongjiu appeared, everyone else is a luxury nanny car, and the worst is also a modern small bridge car to pick up. A dilapidated bicycle staggers slowly out of the campus. Dongjiu is not the owner of a bicycle yet, just a hitchhiker. The broken bicycle even has a wooden backframe, and Dong Jiu stands on the hinge bazooka, his body like a weeping willow fluttering in the wind. Before the people arrived, the car did not appear, and the sound of tinkling and clanging came first. This debut is really weak.
Near the filming site, Dongjiu jumped off the bicycle and waved goodbye to his classmates before making his screen debut.
Ordinary casual shoes, ordinary black jeans, ordinary Seoul baseball uniforms, ordinary baseball caps; is still tall and handsome. Turn the passer-by model into a school grass model. The big "S" letter on the front chest of the hat and school uniform shows the identity, but fortunately there is no more B word printed on it.
(Korean university uniforms are not very formal, and they are generally just baseball jerseys, and the style is similar from school to school, but the color and printing are different.) οΌ
"Hello everyone! I am a master's student in the Department of Computer Science at Seoul National University, and I am a Smecta student in East Kowloon. "Although I have made plans to abuse the spring in my heart; But what about recording the show, if you dare to mess around, you will be fed fish in the Han River by the sunken corpse every minute.
The hosts looked at each other. None of them knew Dongjiu, not even Lin Yun'er in her girlhood had only heard her sisters say it; The scene suddenly became a little cold. The fire in Dong Jiu's heart was a little hotter.
Kwak PD's voiceover reappeared: "Today's shooting destination is Chungju, the hometown of Korean martial arts. Now, please take the bus prepared by the program team to set off. β
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Everyone sat down, the bus started, and the show officially began to be recorded. At this time, off-camera, a large group of writers held up a cardboard with a suggestion prompt written on it to the corresponding host. Dongjiu was speechless, why didn't he arrange his own exclusive writer?
As a veteran comedy artist, Ji Shangyeol took the lead in making a difficulty: "Dongjiuxi, a game video has recently circulated on the Internet, which has led to some bad rumors about our family members. Are you the player of the spear in that video? β
"Senior, just call me Dongjiu. Yes, that player is indeed me. Dongjiu, who had no off-site support, replied very cautiously, for fear that these people would jointly dig a pit for themselves to jump.
The off-site arrangement allocated the camera, and another host, Shen Fengshan, took over the conversation: "Dongjiu, are you really a fan of Yuna?" Acting like that because you are dissatisfied with the scandal? β
"Not really. Although I paid more attention to Girls' Generation, I was not a fan of Miss Yuna. I prefer Jessica, Seo Hyun, and Yuri. β
"What? Don't I have my sisters? Lin Yun'er, as the faΓ§ade, couldn't hold back now, and ran out to grab the lines.
Dong Jiu was silent, his expression solemn.
The camera is assigned to actor Yoon Sang-hyun, who is worthy of being an actor, and immediately has seven emotions, "Yuna is the little princess of our family, so beautiful and cute, how can she not be liked?!" Dong Jiuxi, please answer. β
It's really embarrassing for them, such a line has to be divided into several people's shots. Dongjiu enjoys most of the shots, of course, he has to perform well.
I saw that Dong Jiu shook his short hairy head and did not move at all. With a sigh of life, he said: "Before coming to shoot, I deliberately searched for the keyword 'The Art of Speaking' on Baidu, which suggests this: 1. Tell the truth, so that you don't have to be afraid to forget what you said before." 2. If you can't tell the truth, keep silent. 3. Don't stay silent, and when you need to tell a lie, try not to hurt others. β
Lin Yun'er made fun of Dong Jiu, an amateur actor, "Dong Jiu oppa, tell the truth." I don't mind. β
"Are you sure? Even if you don't mind, I'm afraid of being hunted by your fans. Dong Jiu, whose soul of acting exploded, put on a weak posture of fear.
"Fans who support Girls' Generation and support me, the following is just a joke, please forgive the words of Tokwloon oppa. Thank you. Lin Yuner really went on the road and directly washed Dongjiu in the show.
Dong Jiu cleared his throat and continued, "I am a more traditional Chinese, so I like gentle and considerate, virtuous and virtuous women's papers, 'national daughter-in-law' Miss Yuri is actually the most favorite, of course, Xu Xian and Jessica are not bad. β
"Yikes! Where am I not gentle, where am I not virtuous? And Jessica Oni is the queen of the iceberg, where is she gentle and considerate? "Women are like that, what they say and what they do are never the same. Don't get angry?
The family host next to him reminded: "Yun'er, you commented on Jessica like this, did you think about what happened to you after returning to the dormitory?" β
"Ah~~, Lord PD, please edit it out, okay~~" The crocodile Yun turned into a deer in seconds, and it was a creepy when he was coquettish.
Dongjiu became addicted to playing, and changed from showing off to dying. "Actually, gentleness and thoughtfulness are all scenes. The main factor is that I have a pragmatist aesthetic. β
"Oh? This reconciliation? The host of the family is estimated to have attracted the new term Dongjiu, and they don't care about the distribution of shots.
"Practical? A woman must be able to get out of the hall, go to the kitchen, get into a big bed, and raise a child. The first three things can be improved by the acquired efforts, so I will not comment for the time being. Finally, Miss Yuna will starve the child to death. Dong Jiu glanced obscenely at the pair of green little apples and said affirmatively. Extreme death.
"Hahahaha!" The family hosts couldn't hold back their laughter, they really couldn't imagine that Dongjiu was so unlimited. Anyway, it should be edited out in the later stage. They didn't pay much attention to it, either.
Lin Yun'er has debuted for several years, and this stalk has long been played by countless antis, but in fact, she is not too angry, and she has beaten Dongjiu a few times. "What about Sunny Ernie? Isn't it bigger? He gestured with his hands on his chest. Strictly speaking, Lin Yun'er's body proportions are still okay, but she is really ridiculously thin, and she doesn't grow flesh all over her body. She knew the problem herself, so she didn't really mind.
Dong Jiu: "In that case, the child will be too full and will die." β
"Poof! Ha ha! At this time, even Lin Yun'er couldn't hold back her laughter. Anyway, she thinks the same as everyone else, and this section must be cut to nothing.
It's a pity that everyone who was joking, including Dong Jiu, didn't notice that the mysterious smile of the chief director Guo PD flashed away.
"So back to the original topic, Higashi-kyu, why are you embarrassing the 2pm members in the game?" Zhao Quan is also a JYP person, and he is also the captain of 2am, and he can be said to be a brother group trained together with 2pm, of course, for the brothers.
"Well, it's nothing. When I first came to Korea, I heard that there was a boy group called the 'Beasts'. Personally, I like a challenge, so I'll try to kill them in the game. "When it comes to the content of the task, of course, Dongjiu can only continue to make it.
The real party rogue Rabbit Yuze is not calm now, he was targeted just because of a team's nickname, which is too wronged. "Then why did you kill me so many times, more than ten times!"
Glancing at the rogue rabbit like an idiot, Dong Jiu said lightly: "It's still the same sentence, I thought it was a beast at first, and I killed it once, only to find out that it was hello-kitty." And he also has a lot of treasures, and the income is higher than that of the mini-boss; So I went to refresh it once a day. Not much time wasted anyway. β
Dong Jiu seemed to be saying something insignificant, which deeply stimulated the self-esteem of the rogue rabbit. "It's just a game, we're stars, let's play less. In reality, 2pm will never lose to you, dare to accept our challenge? β
"Huh." These screenwriters and writers really know how to play, and it took so long to get to the point. Dong Jiu saw that there was a reminder board marked for him separately on the opposite side, so he had to read according to the manuscript.
"Of course, no problem, I'll give you a day to gather the 2pm members. Tomorrow at the end of the show, there will be another official competition. Today, let me first compete with the host team born in your family to warm up. β
Dong Jiu was speechless, so he became the one who provoked trouble. If you lose at that time, I'm afraid the consequences will be very bleak. For the sake of the operation fee, I had to endure it.