Chapter 30: The Art of Stealing the Spotlight
The pressure on the whole of Korean society is so perverted, which is why the entertainment industry that can relieve the pressure is so developed. In South Korea, the general staff is under great pressure, and it is the norm to work overtime every day for a six-day system; Students are under more pressure, and the real college entrance examination is lifelong. In Huaxia, there are many people who have no education but make a fortune; It's very rare in South Korea, and it's really important to pay attention to academic background. Therefore, the suicide rate of students is the highest in the world, and the pressure can be seen.
The impact of such a social phenomenon on Korean variety shows is that the local ratings are very strange in the eyes of the Chinese. The highest-rated variety show was created by a group of bigwigs who rolled naked in the ice and snow 360 degrees. The glamorous idol stars have little appeal. In a word, the more perverted and ruthless the abuse star, the higher the ratings.
Although there were idol stars in the first season of "The Birth of a Family", Lee Hyori appeared without makeup, and there was no pressure to self-destruct his image or anything; So the ratings for the first season are still very good. In the second season, when she was replaced by a delicate flower like Lin Yuner, the program team couldn't bear to be tortured by a dead hand, and the ratings were naturally a mess.
The filming in the car was over after just a few minutes of conversation. The hosts of Family 2 are busy playing with mobile phones, sleeping, and reading scripts. There is no overall feeling at all.
Dong Jiu sat in the back row, looking at these stars who were enthusiastic one second and looked after each other the next, and couldn't help but complain: No wonder the ratings are so low, I don't know each other in private, and it's hell if the show can be done well.
The rogue rabbit waited until the staff had packed up the equipment, and then came to sit down next to Dongjiu.
"Why did you do that? Why? ”
Damn, can you change the number of words? I've said it three times.
"Little pot friend, your elementary school teacher Mu You taught you to speak with subject-verb-object; Does storytelling have a beginning and a turn? What the hell are you trying to ask? "Dong Jiu has made this S-B rogue rabbit very troublesome.
"Why do we have to expose the photos to the media after extorting our company's money? Why? "The rogue rabbit gave Dongjiu a lesson, and sure enough, he completed the question like a primary school student making a sentence.
Dong Jiu scolded in his heart-Mother, it was really the old man Kim Jong-min who took the blame. "Would I like to show you your student ID? Do you think my dignified master's student at Seoul National University needs to do something like this to make money? ”
If it was in Huaxia Kingdom, Dongjiu wouldn't dare to say that, and people would be treated as idiots every minute.
But in Korea, that's no joke. To this day, there is still a custom of worshipping Confucius in this country, and Confucian culture is worshipped. The top students of Seoul National University are equivalent to what people and jinshi in ancient times, and they have a bright future, and they can't do something to steal chickens and dogs to destroy their future.
This is also the reason for the low status of Korean stars, because under the trainee system, most idol stars give up their studies at a young age. Therefore, it is looked down upon by the sticks who respect Confucian culture.
On the other hand, if the star still has a high degree of education, such as a female student like Kim Tae-hee, then it is not too easy to make money, and she only debuted in her twenties, and she is directly the top brand in the advertising industry, the kind that makes money lying down. Lee Seung-gi, who was hacked into a dog by the Chinese, is popular in South Korea, and it is also because of his high education and not recruiting black.
This is the perverted South Korea, to be replaced by the Huaxia country? The best ones to read are all part-time jobs for big bosses. Reading more is going out of society later, and starting a business is later than the bosses.
Before I knew it, there was so much water, and the rogue rabbit Yuze was speechless and choked, and was filled with the water of Confucianism. I didn't dare to argue with Dong Jiu on this issue anymore.
"Then why are my photos leaking out?"
"Maybe it's because my laptop was stolen." Dong Jiu had to send the pot he was carrying out.
Jade Daya was speechless. has already come up with such a statement, and there is really no way to take Dongjiu without evidence, so I have to put down the cruel words. "Anyway, we won't let you go at 2pm, no matter the game or reality!"
Dong Jiu raised two middle fingers, even if he gave a response, he didn't bother to care about the dog's distant barking. Then he continued to use Kakao to communicate with Park Chulong remotely about the shooting plan that he received.
Chungju is also an hour's drive from Seoul. As a famous tourist city, although the degree of development is similar to that of Huaxia Town, the environment is really good, much better than the messy and congested situation in Seoul.
Guo PD handed everyone a simple map. "Today we are not going to travel to the full grandmother and grandfather's desire to travel. It's about fulfilling the children's desire to visit Lotte World in Seoul, so find your destination as soon as possible. ”
"The Birth of a Family" is this urine, occupying the villagers' houses, and letting the grandmother and grandfather go out to travel for 2 days.
The so-called simple map is also a look, and Dongjiu is communicating with Park Chulong on the phone throughout the whole process. Anyway, the camera focuses on a few idols, and Dongjiu is a soy sauce player.
"Look! It should be the gym in front. ”
"Wow, that's beautiful."
Balabala's, a burst of regular lines. Dongjiu complained speechlessly, looking at the small hall of Pu Chulong's house, it should be some years, simple but not beautiful.
"Huh? Chu Long, why are you here? The soul of acting went up again, and Dongjiu exploded.
"East Kowloon oppa. How did you come to my house? On the other hand, Park Chulong's acting skills are not good, and his tone is not surprised at all. Bad reviews.
"You know each other? What a coincidence! Let's introduce it to Dongjiu. As the patriarch of this issue, Shen Fengshan played a tandem role according to the cardboard prompts.
"That's right, this is my very good sister, Park Chulong. It's also a trainee of Cube Entertainment's upcoming debut. Dong Jiu first gave the name of his upcoming debut to the little chubby girl, and then Cube had to admit it.
"Hello seniors. I'm CUBE trainee Park Chu Long Smecta. "Chubby chick was really nervous for the first time in front of so many cameras.
"Chu Long, aren't you in the company? How did you get home? ”
"East Kowloon oppa, I had my birthday yesterday, so I went home to celebrate. Now, by the way, I would like to teach the students Aikido. "Gradually getting used to the camera, the chubby girl is quite similar.
"Oops, forgot your birthday, didn't give a present." Dong Jiu turned his head and said to the family members, "You don't mind if I team up with Chu Long, right?" Of the seven of you, I'm only one. ”
Acting Patriarch Shen Fengshan waved his hand, "Okay, such a beautiful sister, and she is also the owner of the Dao Pavilion." ”
It's really tiring, in order to reasonably let the little chubby girl participate in the shooting, the two of them designed this line through Kakao on the road just now.
The children who occupied the gym were sent to play in the Lotte World, and the family was born and a group of people finally had a base. As for Park Chulong's family, they live in a hut not far away and don't live in a gym.
Guo PD once again appeared with a mission card. "Members of the family, it's already one o'clock at noon, and the program team didn't provide lunch for you. This is the hometown of martial arts, and there are many gyms, so you can feel free to work at each gym in exchange for lunch. Reconvene here at four o'clock in the afternoon. ”
The hosts went solo to each other, leaving only one camera to follow Dongjiu, and Park Chulong even followed the shooting. I had to follow the mixed shot. If you don't do some strange things, it is estimated that you will definitely be cut out in the end.
"Chu Long, do you have anything to eat at home?" In order to fight for the camera for the little chubby girl, the normal way of working to earn food must not be used.
The pink and tender Chu Ding, of course, is just a decent response: "East Kowloon oppa, this is not good." We have to trade our labor for food. ”
Dongjiu vomited blood in anger, and such a confrontation was forced to be cut out. I had to turn on the neurotic mode to steal the show.
"The brave man has a road under his feet; A wise man knows which path is best. Chu Long, which one are you? ”
The little chubby girl looked stupid and thoughtful, "Oppa, I choose to be a brave man and break out of my own way." ”
"yes, I see. Fool, come along. "It's really hopeless, you should choose a wise man, so that you can have a strong comedic effect with stupidity.
The two came to a dense bamboo forest.
"East Kowloon oppa, are we going to dig bamboo shoots to eat?"
"Chu Long, have you ever seen someone digging bamboo shoots with their bare hands?" Dong Kowloon no longer has the slightest expectation that Park Chulong will steal the camera by himself.
"Go, find the dried bamboo, and break it into sticks. Let me see the results of your nine years of Aikido. ”
The chubby chick galloped away like a wild horse. With a loud shout of "ha", he volleyed up in the air, and kicked the dry bamboo pole several meters away with one kick and broke it into two.
The photographer who followed the two was taken aback, and couldn't imagine that this harmless cute girl still had such skills.
Dong Jiu saw in his eyes, this section will definitely not be cut, okay.
Chungju is located in the middle of South Korea, where rivers meet, and there are countless small rivers and streams.
"oppa, such a bamboo pole is bare, and the two ends are not sharpened, how can you stab the fish?"
"Chu Long, have you noticed that you are like a curious baby, are we filming "Where Are You Going, Dad"? Just follow my instructions. ”
In March, the stream was still cold, but Dongjiu was open. The Korean audience's favorite thing is to watch perverted projects such as entering the water in cold weather and quagmire battles. "Chu Long, you take that long bamboo with branches and leaves and sweep it over there and drive the fish to me."
Dong Jiu stood in the middle of the stream, holding a bamboo stick, waiting for the rabbit.
Suddenly, Dong Jiu shouted loudly, and the mad dog stick method was used; For a while, the water splashed, and I couldn't see the situation clearly. After a while, a few fish were stunned by Dongjiu and floated on the water.
"Wow, the best OPPA in East Kowloon!" Park Chulong also seemed to have realized the god of variety shows, and actually took off his shoes and went into the water to pick up fish.
Dong Jiu smiled slightly, with a master's demeanor. The camera is almost here, and the class teacher returns to the court.