Chapter 20 It seems that there is only hehe
"Haha, I'm on vacation, happy!"
Lang Yuan picked up the cup of "Bloody Mary" and took a third of the way, smiling brightly.
Perhaps because of the dim lighting, Lang Yuan's thick eyebrows didn't seem to be so abrupt. The fat man looked sideways at Lang Yuan's pink lips and felt that this smile didn't seem right. Taken on vacation? It's a suspension check, right? Hehe, that's not a bad thing for me!
Of course, Lang Yuan doesn't think that this matter depends on the fat man, although it has nothing to do with the fat man. When the inspector listened, Lang Yuan never confessed to the fat man. Yes, it is a confession. Inspectors interrogating police officers are the same as police interrogating suspects. When Lang Yuan tried the suspect, he was also very fierce. It's a pity that it hasn't been tried a few times.
If there are more lice, don't feel the bite! Lang Yuan didn't think it was a protection for the fat man. What's more, their own responsibilities should be shouldered on their own shoulders. Although Lang Yuan sometimes doesn't know how thin his shoulders are.
In fact, when the director accompanied the deputy director of the political department of the sub-bureau to Lang Yuan overnight to announce the decision, Lang Yuan always had a huge stone lion dangling in front of him. There was a loud "bang", and the stone lion fell on the head of the director, and one hit the marinated naan. With a loud "bang", the stone lion landed on the head of the deputy director of the Political Department, and another piece of marinated naan.
And earlier, it was also the stone lion that flew around in the institute and smashed dozens of flower hats into marinated naan. The big girl should behave like this!
It's a pity that Lang Yuan can only think about it. In fact, on the contrary, the hats smashed the police station to a pulp. At that time, Lang Yuan finally understood the look in his master's officer, Officer Cao, when he saw the tricycle.
"Huh." The fat man smiled, it was funny. Lang Yuan also told it as a joke, drinking and laughing while talking.
But hehe, it seems that he can only continue hehe. If it's not enough, just give it a few more times.
"Smash the police station, and that's it?" The fat man really doesn't understand it, the police station is a violent organ, and he who maintains the political order of the ruling class, so he is violent? This society is not logical!
"How can it be done like this? They smashed it right, smashed it well, smashed it completely, so the police station gave them a bonus of 500 yuan each. Then they pedaled on tricycles, beat the victory drums, sang victory songs, and happily gathered their troops and returned to the camp. Lang Yuan continued to drink, with a smile on the corner of his mouth. Bloody Mary" drank it and ordered another cup of "screwdriver".
At that time, Lang Yuan was locked up on the third floor by the leader. It is not so much about restricting freedom, but about personal protection, or it is also for fear that Lang Yuan will go down and intensify the conflict. Lang Yuan watched through the window as the flower hats left triumphantly, and he even had the heart to jump off the building.
"Hehe, hehe. The police station is really rich. "The fat man felt that he was too young. The strength of the word hehe is not enough, not enough to express the mood. But I didn't find a more suitable one, so I had to hehe twice. What kind of cake does it cost to sell a hat for three hundred and six. smashed the police station, and gave five hundred each. If it weren't for the person concerned, this would be unbelievable.
"Funds for maintaining social stability, the government has special appropriations." Lang Yuan may have a lot of alcohol, but tonight he drank too much, his face was red, and his mind was a little ineffective.
"Then why did you get on vacation and undermine social stability?" The fat man suddenly felt that Lang Yuan was actually a good comrade, although a bit of a two.
"Not really. I am politically incorrect, hurt national feelings, and am suspected of brutal law enforcement and brutal interference in market transactions. Hehe, do you call me savage? How can I have you savage! Lang Yuan twisted his neck and twisted his waist again. There should have been a dubbing of bones "clicking" here, but unfortunately there isn't.
"You're too polite, or you're savage." The fat man picked up his glass and drank most of his beer. The main thing is to avoid Dianlangyuan, the distance between the two is too close. Not only barbaric, but also dangerous. I didn't see that this stupid girl is still a water snake waist, and it makes people a little dizzy when twisted. Well, it's pretty good.
"No barbarism without you!"
"Or you savage!"
The two barbarians clinked glasses. The fat man finished drinking a bottle of beer, and Lang Yuan also finished drinking the "screwdriver". The fat man felt that it was not too early, "Hey, where do you live, I'll send you home!" ”
Speaking of which, the two actually don't know each other very well. This is the fourth time we've met, and the first three weren't very pleasant. Lang Yuan was still unsatisfied, and ordered the bartender, "Brother, bring me a glass of 'Tequila Sunrise'!" Give it to him...... Another bottle of beer. ”
"Wait a minute!" The bartender did immediately. There's nothing wrong with being a brother, especially since the bartender doesn't think his neck is as strong as a wine bottle. Judging from my brother's rich experience in bartending for eight years, this beautiful girl is dangerous tonight, and she is desperate! It's a pity that she looks so beautiful.
"Here, cheers!" Lang Yuan raised a glass to the fat man and invited him to drink.
In good conscience, compared to the huge losses suffered by the police station, Lang Yuan was given a two-week holiday, which is really a negligible punishment. Of course, there are other factors involved. Ke Langyuan just felt wronged, very wronged! Growing up so big, I have never been so wronged!
It's up to me for this.
Is it really up to me to do this?
So, who is on this to blame?
Or, act like a fat man and clean up the hats, and you'll be happy, right? That's what Lang Yuan thought when he was locked on the third floor.
But that doesn't work! The head of the police station and the deputy director of the political department of the sub-bureau, no matter what the reason, when they talked to Lang Yuan, they were all serious and even caring. Of course, Lang Yuan is not easy to mess with. Changing to a single probationary police officer, there is such a big mess in a deep and shallow way, and there are both double openings.
In fact, the most important thing is that Lang Yuan felt that something in his mind seemed to collapse with a "bang", as if he had been smashed by a stone lion. It was something that once felt sacred, something worth pursuing with a lifetime of hard work, and even something worth giving your life to maintain, and it collapsed like this.
If something sacred suddenly collapses, life will be confused, and even the spirit will break. Lang Yuan cried bitterly, of course, not because he was punished, let alone because the police station was smashed - the police station was smashed like this? Hehe.
What is this kind of thing?
"Hehe, cheers!" The fat man reluctantly drank the wine in his glass.
Ever since he had a seed in his belly, the fat man had never been drunk. Of course, he hadn't drunk much before, but the fat man also knew that it was not pleasant to be drunk.
With the fat man's current taste sensitivity, it is easy to tell the ingredients of the beer, although it is not always possible to name the ingredients. The nutrients in beer are absorbed separately, and the alcohol is broken down quickly and does not accumulate in the stomach.
In other words, in fact, no matter how much you drink, fat people will not get drunk. However, the sense of taste is ten times more sensitive than others, which also means that the stimulus is ten times more intense than others. This kind of stimulation is very uncomfortable.
Being fat can certainly reduce the sensitivity of the sense of taste, but if so, what is the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? Drinking with buddies, how can you steal and play tricks? Besides, sometimes thrill-seeking, in fact, is also a kind of pleasure.
"Almost, right? Let's go, I'll send you home! "When the fat man finished his third beer, he felt that he couldn't drink it anymore. It's not that I can't stand the stimulation of beer, but I found that Lang Yuan really drank too much.
"Haha! Have another drink and go! "Lang Yuan's tongue is big. When you are mentally in pain, you want to relax physically. Lang Yuan didn't know that he could drink so much wine before. How many cups is this? Seventh, eighth, ...... Whatever!
"I can't drink anymore, you tell me where you live first!" The fat man was a little anxious. When she turned around, she forgot where her home was, you said that my brother was recruiting someone to provoke someone, at night, you can't throw other girls on the street.
"Normally, I'm on duty tonight. But the office gave me a vacation, and my family didn't know about it. Lang Yuan suddenly approached, his mouth sprayed with wine, and he asked with silky eyes, "Fat brother, do you have any suggestions?" ”