"My advice is, go home immediately!"

The fat man made a difficult decision. Lang Yuan asked, and he really understood it very well. The fat man has never eaten pork, but he has always seen a pig run, right? Even the widow of the king of the village took a bath. Of course, that was before the seed was in the belly.

In fact, after having seeds in the stomach, the physical fitness of the fat person is comprehensively enhanced, and various needs are also significantly improved. If you want to say what is the biggest need in life, of course, it is the diet of men and women! The fat man's meal is currently more than five times that of the average strong man. What else is it, I haven't taken it, I don't know very well.

On this occasion at the bar, although the fat man is unfamiliar, he has also stayed here for more than two hours. After all, he offended two successful people as soon as he entered the door, and the fat man always kept his vigilance and couldn't let Lang Yuan be harmed. Since it was vigilance, I let go of my sense of hearing, and I listened to all kinds of conversations in my head.

Men and women, isn't that the same thing?

After looking at each other, people left in pairs, even though they had never seen them before. The fat man also understands that after a night of passion, it is unlikely that he will see each other again.

However, people and pigs and dogs, after all, are a little different?

Take 10,000 steps back and say, if you really don't know Lang Yuan, the fat man may give other suggestions. For example, if the wind is so clear, it is better to find a place to talk about your ideal life.

Lang Yuan, this girl, although she is a little stupid, a little fierce, and a little second, she seems to be quite a buddy! Isn't it good to be like a buddy? How will we meet in the future?

In fact, these are the reasons that fat people find for themselves.

The fact is that the fat man, who is the first brother, doesn't know how to deal with it - why do you want to ask this kind of question to others, it's so annoying......

Even, the fat man couldn't be sure if Lang Yuan would sit up straight with a serious face after he excitedly proposed to find a place to talk about his ideal life, his eyes full of contempt - I really didn't expect that the fat man who seemed to be loyal would be so dirty in his heart......

After all, being asked so much by a beautiful woman, the fat man's life experience is really little, so little that he has never had it. Being conservative may not benefit you, but it will definitely detract, and a fat man is a fat man with dignity.

So, the fat man simply took 10,000 steps back, and another 10,000 steps.

"Haha, I want to get excited tonight! Instead of cheapening which pervert, it's better to cheapen your own buddy, fat brother, what do you say! Although Lang Yuan was drunk, he still remained sober, and he could even see the fat man's slight unnaturalness, and there was a moment of jaw-dropping-my friends were stunned......

"You said yes, right?" Lang Yuan intensified and got closer to the fat man. He also stretched out his little hand and rubbed the fat man's earlobe with two fingers.

Heck, is this a favor for buddies? The fat man was really moved. She doesn't care, she wants to find excitement, what do you say brother is still doing?

She made a good sense and I said yes! Great! It's definitely better to be cheaper buddy! The fat man almost stretched out his hand, but before reaching out, he had to be polite, "That's not right, right?" We all know each other. Otherwise, I'd better send you home. ”

"Cut! Then go home! Without thinking about it, Lang Yuan actually took the stubble neatly, and then stood up crookedly, took out his wallet to pay the bill. The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched, hey! What do you think I'm being polite about!

In fact, Lang Yuan was also bold, and he used the strength of wine to say something to tease the fat man. The starting point may be to see the embarrassment of the fat man, but he didn't expect that he would also be embarrassed. Or maybe it's also because of the environment, the atmosphere of a late-night bar is too easy for something to happen. Or in Lang Yuan's heart, there is also a devil who is stimulated by alcohol?

In fact, Lang Yuan regretted it as soon as the words came out, if the fat man should come down, Lang Yuan really didn't know how to end.

It's already a buddy, so you can't talk and don't count, right? You said that my sister is famous in this life! You said that sister, this young virgin! Well, Ling Ming is still in front of the body.

Haha, fortunately, the fat man missed the cowardice. If the enemy is weak, I will be strong! Since the fat man had no guts, Lang Yuan's courage became bigger again, and he teased the fat man again, and he felt even more refreshed.

In fact, from the first time he saw the fat man, Lang Yuan had everything going wrong, and he was extremely unhappy. The embarrassment of the fat man just now made Lang Yuan's heart extremely happy! Ha ha! I saw a trace of regret that the fat man hid very well, cool!

"Colored hearts have no color guts! Haha, after this village, there is no such shop! Don't regret it! "Lang Yuan's haze for a day was actually swept away. Haha, tell you to pretend, haha!

"I'll do it!" The fat man pulled out five large tickets. Drinking with girls, how can you make people pay the bills? Although the fat man only drank three bottles of beer.

In fact, the fat man didn't think about it so much, and he couldn't talk about how regretful it was. It's a good thing to make a windfall. It doesn't matter if you don't get a windfall. It was an accident, not your own, so why lose it?

Of course, there is still a slight bit of unhappiness. After all, there was a fortune that was once so close to my brother that it was within reach and could be picked up by leaning over......

"Accept six hundred and three, only accept six hundred from you, thank you!" The bar nodded and took the initiative to wipe the change.

What? The fat man almost couldn't believe his ears, just a few glasses of wine, not even a single appetizer, he dared to charge six hundred? That's a little too dark, isn't it? How many buckets of water does my brother have to deliver?

"Give!" Fortunately, Lang Yuan opened his wallet, paid quickly, put on a plush coat, and walked out with the fat man's arm in his arms.

The fat man had no choice but to do this. My cousin gave 500 yuan of pickle girl funds, I'm afraid it's already over-the-top, right? Who knew it would be so expensive to soak a girl.

Looking at the backs of the fat man and the beautiful woman, the corners of the bartender's mouth were crooked to his ears. What if you have a lot of strength, hit the wall! If you are so fat, you dare to come out to learn how to pick up girls, and you don't have any money to pick up girls. Why do you think that pretty girl is still upside down? It's really infuriating......

Lang Yuan almost hung behind the fat man, and after going out, the cool breeze was agitated, but he was more sober, and pulled the fat man out of the street to take a taxi. But the fat man stood by the wall, "I have a car!" ”

"You can't drive while you're drunk!" The quality of the police is still there.

"I'll be honest with you, it's useless for me to drink, it's like drinking water. It's here! The fat man took out the key and opened the chain lock.

"Haha! This is your car? Lang Yuan pointed to the motorcycle that delivered water, fortunately, the iron frame had been unloaded, otherwise it would be dressed as a bucket?

I really haven't ridden a motorcycle, and I don't count riding a police motorcycle. Lang Yuan didn't mention drunk driving anymore. After the fat man started, Lang Yuan jumped into the back seat, and took the initiative to hold the fat man's waist, and his chest was still close to the fat man's back.

Not to mention, after knowing the weak nature of the fat man, molesting the fat man has become Lang Yuan's joy in life!

"Haha, I'm going to sit on my motorcycle and laugh! Laojia, No. 52, Xueyuan Road, Linhai District, Guanhai Home. Lang Yuan accurately stated the address of his home.

Linhai District is the old urban area of Canghai, and the average housing price is more than three times that of Gaoshan District. The fat man has also heard of this place on College Road. There is no need to inquire about the housing prices there, anyway, it is very expensive, and you can't afford to send water for a lifetime. Not to mention a house with a view of the sea from the balcony.

Knowing the general direction, the fat man drove south at a gallop. You have to hurry up, Lang Yuan is still awake now, don't go to the ground and forget about the door.

It was already past twelve o'clock, there were no pedestrians on the cold street, and occasionally a taxi was sweeping the road, and the fat man drove fast. The motorcycle was speeding and braking, and the two of them squeezed their bodies, feeling ...... I didn't eat any meat, so I guess I drank some soup.

"Vomit ......"

Suddenly, the fat man felt a large cloud of damp heat behind his back, and then this damp heat flowed down his back. Lang Yuan vomited?

This soup has a heavier taste......